Haiku Smack Thread Eagirls style

[ØrangeÇrush]

TO a no show
arms magically turn to
alligator gloves

[ludo21]

Eagles really suck!
Its Denver time to shine!
Home Field equals W!

[loborugger]

There once was a team named after nobles birds
whose fans tend to act like ripe turds
they came to play us
but they should just stay on the bus
Cuz the Broncos are gonna make'em eat their fans words

[Crushaholic]

Broncos rule the roost
Eagles have a nest in hell
Fly away birdies...

[watermock]

Eagles steal eggs
Broncos carry us
When it's done
Our eggs safe
Jake will protect
The rock for the House
Now we will bring
Hurt on T.O.
No mercy this week
No pity for weak

[Rausch]

Eagles steal eggs
Broncos carry us
When it's done
Our eggs safe
Jake will protect
The rock for the House
Now we will bring
Hurt on T.O.
No mercy this week
No pity for weak

I know an LD student when I see one...

[Arkie]

Donovan McNabb
Living with a hernia
And no running game

Tee off on McNabb
Cause him agonizing pain
In the cystic vein

[minibronco]

TO means time out
Doesn't mean Terrell Owens
Has a jacked up mom.

[ludo21]

When i was doing this one it was tough, but come on folks, where is the egirls haiku smack!!

[Victor]

I never knew that
A week without Eagle trolls
Could be so boring

[Connecticut Bronco Fan]

Champ Verses T. O.
Denver Broncos time to play
Philadelphia

[scorpio]

Fly, little eagirls, fly
I hope you remembered to
Eat your chunky soup

[crazyhorse]

Who woulda thunkit?
A Philly beats a Bronco
Chiefs division champs.

[gunns]

McNabb orange crushed
Winds of Mile High
Cortez wide right
Hummingbirds fly away home

[Victor]

Who woulda thunkit?
A Philly beats a Bronco
Chiefs division champs.

Wrong again Einstein
Broncos humble the Eagles
The Chiefs crap the bed