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bronco militia
10-24-2005, 02:43 PM
To: Jake Plummer

In this topsy-turvy world there are few things all mankind can agree on. The sun is good, killing is bad and Jake Plummer has the most amazing mustache in the history of bewhiskered upper-lips. But, sadly, Plummer shaved said mustache late last week in a move that not only betrays all fashion sense, but also the entire United States of America.
Jake Plummer, please bring the mustache back. We, your countrymen and women, need it. Two hurricanes, rising gas prices and political divisiveness have torn our country apart. With your mustache, maybe we can begin the long process of healing. Without it, Jake, we as a society are doomed.




http://www.petitiononline.com/Plummer/petition.html
Tw0mey
10-24-2005, 03:03 PM
Lol
CHANGSTER
10-24-2005, 05:11 PM
HAHA Love it.

They were actually talking about that on cold pizza sometime last week hah.
Kaylore
10-24-2005, 05:16 PM
I'm for what Irv and Joe on AM 950 said today about Plummer keeping the beard and after throwing a TD going to the upright and pretending to chop it down lumberjack style. The fans would love that and no one would question the beard anymore.
RhymesayersDU
10-24-2005, 05:34 PM
I'm for what Irv and Joe on AM 950 said today about Plummer keeping the beard and after throwing a TD going to the upright and pretending to chop it down lumberjack style. The fans would love that and no one would question the beard anymore.
oh.... my..... god.

I'm seriously LOLing over here.

But you know what would be better? If the person who caught the TD stood straight up, Jake came over, took a few chops, and the person fell down.

He'd get fined for a group celebration... and a premeditated celebration.... but it would be the coolest **** ever.
RhymesayersDU
10-24-2005, 05:36 PM
Oh, and onto the petition, not only did I sign it a couple weeks ago, but if we win the west, I'm seriously shaving my goatee and growing a a porn 'stache.