Haiku Smack Thread...Jersey Style [Archive] - The Orange Mane

ØrangeÇrush

10-20-2005, 04:09 PM

Dear Jersey, you suck!
Tiki hit by drunk driver
Denver wins again.

ludo21

10-20-2005, 04:22 PM

Bell to the house!
Gap tooth shoved to the ground.
Eli eats the dirt!!

scorpio

10-20-2005, 04:50 PM

Giants in name only
Call in the national guard
Cause we're killin 'em

Antilles

10-20-2005, 09:35 PM

Broncos own Gothem
Shockey’s crotch oozes at will
Tara gave him Syph

Too graphic?

24champ

10-20-2005, 09:38 PM

yo whats up
we will beat
the giants capisce?

Antilles

10-20-2005, 09:41 PM

Just for clarification, the rhyme scheme is 5-7-5 right? If so, we seem to be taking poetic license (pun intended) with the conventions of haiku.

Antilles

10-21-2005, 05:39 AM

Porno'stache invades
Mile High Salute on Hoffa's grave
Fans from Jeresy weep.

ludo21

10-21-2005, 10:55 AM

bump !!!

GSRelyea

10-21-2005, 11:02 AM

Porno'stache invades
Mile High Salute on Hoffa's grave
Fans from Jeresy weep.

I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER :pimp:

BroncoFanDoug

10-21-2005, 11:22 AM

From the high mountains
Grim warriors ,clad Orange and Blue
Giant slayers, all

Connecticut Bronco Fan

10-21-2005, 11:32 AM

Plaxico is Tall
the Giants are sure to fall
Lynch lights up them all

Needa Pass Rush

10-21-2005, 11:42 AM

Simms, LT, Morris
McConkey strokes his grey beard
Payback is a b!tch

http://www.supernfl.com/SuperBowl/images/sb21.gif

http://www.supernfl.com/SuperBowl/sb21.html

Kaylore

10-21-2005, 11:48 AM

You 'tink you gonna
stop the Denver rushing game?
Fuhget about it!

Smiling Assassin27

10-21-2005, 11:53 AM

Deer In Headlights
(Courtney) Brown Out at Love Canal
Eli Leaves in Fetal Position

BMF Bronco

10-21-2005, 12:36 PM

New York/New Jersey
An identity crisis
Giants and Jets Suck!

BMF Bronco

10-21-2005, 12:38 PM

batman cannot help
just as the band sponge once sang
the Giants will fall!

Victor

10-21-2005, 02:07 PM

Jeremy Shockey
How did you get so much hype
On so few results?

scorpio

10-21-2005, 08:19 PM

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=3674&dateline=1129793991

Shockey sucks fat ones
What a dumb moonfaced bastard
Giambi's twin bro

Eli Rules All

10-22-2005, 09:35 AM

Giants need no tricks
The Broncos will need a fix
Eli to Shockey for six

Eli Rules All

10-22-2005, 09:37 AM

Giants are the pick
Eli to Shockey for six
Denver girls do tricks

Eli Rules All

10-22-2005, 09:41 AM

Your offense will crawl
Your defense will surely fall
Eli will rule all

Rock Chalk

10-22-2005, 09:47 AM

Your offense will crawl
Your defense will surely fall
Eli will rule all
The dick in your mouth
Makes your words all garbled up
Stupid Giant fans

Eli Rules All

10-22-2005, 09:49 AM

Porno-'stache Plummer
it's surely a real Bummer
Can't buy a Hummer

Eli Rules All

10-22-2005, 09:50 AM

Alec Raenos sucks
Plus, his mother surely ****s
Half of the Broncos

Lidderer

10-22-2005, 10:19 AM

New Giant TE:
has Bavaro's bravura
but misses the mark

Dr. Broncenstein

10-22-2005, 10:28 AM

Imagine Tater
with thirty carries per game....
Let the big dog eat

Dr. Broncenstein

10-22-2005, 10:31 AM

Shockey is a tool,
and he nailed Vida so I
hope he dies screaming.

AlienBronco

10-22-2005, 11:31 AM

Lightning and Thunder
Cause mile high Broncos stampede
Trampeling Giant esteem

-Slap-

10-22-2005, 12:01 PM

LT Crack LB
Gifford likes great big titties
Pisarcek fumbles

minibronco

10-22-2005, 12:03 PM

Here comes the pressure
Manning is going downtown
Oh Intercepted

troya900

10-29-2005, 10:47 AM

Burress pushes off
Bailey gets a bogus call
The refs strike again

Rock Chalk

10-29-2005, 11:16 AM

Burress pushes off
Bailey gets a bogus call
The refs strike again
Word.