Penny Parker is a bitch [Archive] - The Orange Mane

broncos love

10-19-2005, 06:46 PM

If anybody has the chance to sit behind the bench on the first row I would highley reccomend it because it was pricey, but awesome. It was great to see the broncos win this time, when they lost the last time I saw them in person last year against the radiers. I regret not making it to the OF1 but I made it to the game late and went into the stadium about an hour and half before the game. What I will remember most is that the broncos kicked the **** out of the pats and that I got to go inside the stadium after the game.
It was my favorite moment outside the broncos winning in 97 . Getting to shake jake , al , rod , tatum ,and even bowlens hand. The only person that was a little standoffish was Champ but that's how he is and was not surprised. But I got John Lynch to sign the back of my champ bailey jersey .

Sam Brandon and John Lynch were probley the most nicest out of all the broncos because their were little kids everwhere and they signed the most for all of them they could. Jake is the man and his girlfriend is hot up close.

I will be back for the jets game in nov and hope the broncos are as hot as they are now. Lets go broncos

Bob's your Information Minister

10-19-2005, 07:11 PM

Jake hates you.

listopencil

10-19-2005, 07:24 PM

Jake hates you.

You have sex with your crackwhore mother on a regular basis.

broncos love

10-19-2005, 07:24 PM

Jake hates you.

Hey I don' t blame him . After being at a broncos game behind the bench as soon as something goes wrong you got a couple of dumasses just yelling for no dam reason. Some Denver fans are real shady to me.

Bob's your Information Minister

10-19-2005, 07:31 PM

You have sex with your crackwhore mother on a regular basis.

That doesn't change the fact that Jake hates you.

Ratboy

10-19-2005, 07:34 PM

Cool.

2 years ago at the Bengals game I met Pryce, Gold, and Berry. All were both very nice.

CP was a prick and acted selfish and said something like "Nah i aint guna sign" in a real pissy way.

listopencil

10-19-2005, 07:36 PM

That doesn't change the fact that Jake hates you.

You fellate stray dogs in front of the YMCA for five dollars a pop.

Bob's your Information Minister

10-19-2005, 07:43 PM

You fellate stray dogs in front of the YMCA for five dollars a pop.

That doesn't change the fact that Jake hates you.

listopencil

10-19-2005, 07:45 PM

That doesn't change the fact that Jake hates you.

You just don't get it, do you?

Bob's your Information Minister

10-19-2005, 07:47 PM

You just don't get it, do you?

I get the five bucks.

listopencil

10-19-2005, 07:47 PM

I get the five bucks.

Was it worth the five bucks?

GreatBronco16

10-19-2005, 07:49 PM

I get the five bucks.

Yeah I bet you do.

Billy Clyde Puckett

10-19-2005, 07:50 PM

You are right - She is nothing but a gossip wh&r&

Pezman

10-19-2005, 07:54 PM

You are right - She is nothing but a gossip wh&r&

And an inaccurate one when it comes to Kollette too...

broncos love

10-19-2005, 07:56 PM

Cool.

2 years ago at the Bengals game I met Pryce, Gold, and Berry. All were both very nice.

CP was a prick and acted selfish and said something like "Nah i aint guna sign" in a real pissy way.

Yea Pryce and Gold were cool. And D WILL was really nice. The only one that wouldn't sign nothing for the kids was CHAMP. I was dissappointed for my son but you got one of them on every team.

Orange_Beard

10-19-2005, 08:12 PM

BroncoFanDoug

10-19-2005, 08:15 PM

That doesn't change the fact that Jake hates you.

The quality of your posts - sometimes insightful, often funny - have gone down hill dramatically as your team has tanked.

Pick it up!

-Slap-

10-19-2005, 08:17 PM

You fellate stray dogs in front of the YMCA for five dollars a pop.
How does a stray dog get his paws on five bucks?

I don't doubt any other aspect of the story.

ludo21

10-19-2005, 08:24 PM

Yea Pryce and Gold were cool. And D WILL was really nice. The only one that wouldn't sign nothing for the kids was CHAMP. I was dissappointed for my son but you got one of them on every team.

good to hear you had a good time. I was at the preseason game in AZ here, and after seeing all the players up close i was kinda star stuck ::) . But they all seemed nice. And Pryce is gigantic in person!!

Clockwork Orange

10-19-2005, 08:24 PM

Jake hates you.

God hates you. If you don't believe me just look in the mirror.

broncos love

10-19-2005, 08:27 PM

She is doing her job.
Get over it.
Talking smack about some reporter reporting that "some who hates you" brought there girl friend to a party is silly. I have never read a word she his written, and I never will.
If Jake is so worried that his girl friend will take heat for his bad play that don't bring her to the party.

It didnt seem that jake hated me last sunday. Your an idiot and need to get on the rocky mountain news staff . Put yourself in his shoes for 10 mins and you wouldn't be making some stupid ass post.

Garcia Bronco

10-19-2005, 08:27 PM

good to hear you had a good time. I was at the preseason game in AZ here, and after seeing all the players up close i was kinda star stuck ::) . But they all seemed nice. And Pryce is gigantic in person!!

You really don't get an idea on how big these guys are until you're standing in front of them. Like that kid that ran onto the court during the detroit/indy brawl like he was going to give O'Neal the beat down.

epicSocialism4tw

10-19-2005, 08:36 PM

You really don't get an idea on how big these guys are until you're standing in front of them. Like that kid that ran onto the court during the detroit/indy brawl like he was going to give O'Neal the beat down.

I got to meet a bunch of the Mavs last year and they didnt seem as tall as I thought they would be.

Dirk is taller than what he is listed at.
Dampier looked a little shorter.
I was taller than Jason Terry.
Stackhouse was pretty tall.
Don Nelson taller than I expected.
Cuban was a few good inches shorter than I, but that's taller than he looks on TV.
Calvin Booth was tall.

The football players that I have met have all been shorter and/or thinner than I expected. The one exception was Tommy Maddox, who I didnt think would be as tall as he was. He was a skinny dude though.

Bob's your Information Minister

10-19-2005, 08:36 PM

The quality of your posts - sometimes insightful, often funny - have gone down hill dramatically as your team has tanked.

Pick it up!

Tanked? You're delusional.

Clockwork Orange

10-19-2005, 08:39 PM

Tanked? You're delusional.

He is delusional, you're posts have always sucked bag.

Needa Pass Rush

10-19-2005, 08:40 PM

Jake hates you.

I'll take that over a reach-around from gOOnther any day. rofl

broncos love

10-19-2005, 08:44 PM

Tanked? You're delusional.

The Cheifs are far from tanked. We got to go there in Dec and you know the broncos record there in december. Lets pray were healthy.

Pezman

10-19-2005, 08:47 PM

Kaylore

10-19-2005, 08:52 PM

Damn it... lets not get off topic here, its all about how much Penny Parker is a lowrent media scum swirling at the bottom of the gene pool with her lame and clueless rumors around the Denver metro area acting as if she is like some sort of communally used up condom from the the Bunny Ranch ;)
I'm glad that someone made a thread this title because I was planning on it. Penny Parker is an insecure stupid bitch that is going to use her lame-ass rumor piece to try and grind on Jake. I figured after the whole ordeal and the appology she would let it go, but here we are well into the next week and she's still whining like spoiled brat about him hoping that Denver fans will hate on him. i'm pretty close throwing a hate mail her way if she doesn't shut up about it. Reporting rumors...what waste of DNA.

BroncoFanDoug

10-19-2005, 09:15 PM

Tanked? You're delusional.

You were 2 -0, now you are 3 -2. One of the last two is not good!

Clearly you are not doing as well as you started. And even more clearly, as this has occurred your posts have moved farther and farther from the football field, become more shrill, become more personal.

Liked you better when your were 2-0! Do with it what you will.

broncos love

10-19-2005, 09:20 PM

I'm glad that someone made a thread this title because I was planning on it. Penny Parker is an insecure stupid b**** that is going to use her lame-ass rumor piece to try and grind on Jake. I figured after the whole ordeal and the appology she would let it go, but here we are well into the next week and she's still whining like spoiled brat about him hoping that Denver fans will hate on him. i'm pretty close throwing a hate mail her way if she doesn't shut up about it. Reporting rumors...what waste of DNA.

Hell ya :redpunch:

Bob's your Information Minister

10-19-2005, 09:22 PM

You were 2 -0, now you are 3 -2. One of the last two is not good!

Clearly you are not doing as well as you started. And even more clearly, as this has occurred your posts have moved farther and farther from the football field, become more shrill, become more personal.

Liked you better when your were 2-0! Do with it what you will.

LOL whatever man. We're a game out of first place and we're "tanking." You're full of crap.

epicSocialism4tw

10-19-2005, 09:38 PM

BroncoFanDoug

10-19-2005, 09:51 PM

LOL whatever man. We're a game out of first place and we're "tanking." You're full of crap.

You are a 1 1/2 games out of 1st place and currently lose the tie-braker.

Arkie

10-19-2005, 09:52 PM

LOL whatever man. We're a game out of first place and we're "tanking." You're full of crap.

two games out with the tiebreaker going to us making it three games back from winning the division. :drown:

Bob's your Information Minister

10-19-2005, 09:52 PM

You are a 1 1/2 games out of 1st place and currently lose the tie-braker.

We get that 1/2 game back automatically, I never count those.

BroncoFanDoug

10-19-2005, 09:57 PM

We get that 1/2 game back automatically, I never count those.

"I never count those"

Delusional - "A false belief strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence, especially as a symptom of mental illness"

And we are the ones delusional!

At least you have me laughing again! :laugh:

Bob's your Information Minister

10-19-2005, 09:58 PM

Laugh all you want. Has anyone even won a divison by half a game?

Maybe I should come on here and gloat when we get that half a game back during your bye week.

Clockwork Orange

10-19-2005, 09:59 PM

Laugh all you want. Has anyone even won a divison by half a game?

It'll be evened off after the Chefs lose during the Broncos bye week.

Bob's your Information Minister

10-19-2005, 10:00 PM

It'll be evened off after the Chefs lose during the Broncos bye week.

Bastard. Ha!

We play Oakland that week.

Clockwork Orange

10-19-2005, 10:03 PM

Bastard. Ha!

We play Oakland that week.

Ummmm.....nevermind. You won't lose during the Broncos bye week after all.

BroncoFanDoug

10-19-2005, 10:13 PM

Laugh all you want. Has anyone even won a divison by half a game?

Maybe I should come on here and gloat when we get that half a game back during your bye week.

If that occurs, then you will be a game back, and still lose the tie-breaker. Not sure why you would gloat - still being behind and having lost to the Broncs. But at least you won't be delusional anymore (now what you were pretending to be reality would be reality) - unless you then explain that you are only 1/2 game back. Which would not surprise me.

By the way, you can effectively lose a division by 1/2 game, if you count being ahead in the tie breaker as 1/2 game (which is what the other poster was doing). Follow me here - you have the same record, but you LOSE the division.

Bob's your Information Minister

10-19-2005, 10:16 PM

I certainly don't. It's a tiebreaker, not half a game.

As it is now, that "tiebreaker" only amounts to **** if you win in Kansas City.

Bob's your Information Minister

10-19-2005, 10:17 PM

Ummmm.....nevermind. You won't lose during the Broncos bye week after all.

Heh heh. :laugh:

BroncoFanDoug

10-19-2005, 10:27 PM

I certainly don't. It's a tiebreaker, not half a game.

As it is now, that "tiebreaker" only amounts to **** if you win in Kansas City.

Again, struggling with reality. The reality is you have lost to Denver already. Your fantasy - kc has already won in kc. If you win in kc then you will not be effectively another 1/2 game behind. But right now you are. If Denver wins in kc then you will be further behind, but those are not the stats I'm quoting because it hasn't happened yet.

You have claimed you are only 1 game behind, you have not explained why you are NOT delusional counting games that have not happened as wins, you have not responded to the reality that being behind in the tie-breaker is a bad thing, and most importantly you have not been funny in 3 posts. I'm out. Good night folks!

Bob's your Information Minister

10-19-2005, 10:32 PM

Again, struggling with reality.

What a bunch of garbage. Yes, TECHNICALLY we are 1.5 games behind. It means shiat.

You have claimed you are only 1 game behind, you have not explained why you are NOT delusional counting games that have not happened as wins

I would think it is obvious. The fact that you've played one more game than the Chiefs at this point in time will mean nothing at the end of the season.

Pat Bowlen

10-19-2005, 10:35 PM

I still can't believe I shook broncos love's hand.

Is it possible to wash your own skin off?

Bob's your Information Minister

10-19-2005, 10:36 PM

Is it possible to wash your own skin off?

Use acid.

Pat Bowlen

10-19-2005, 10:40 PM

...that 1/2 game... I never count those.
Because you can't count that high?

Pat Bowlen

10-19-2005, 10:42 PM

Use acid.
That might have removed your zits, but I actually need my hands.

24champ

10-19-2005, 10:43 PM

I would like to point out the Chiefs have done HORRIBLY at home, getting thumped in the second half to the Eagles and then barely beating the Chiefs. Like everyone else in the AFC west they have a tough stretch in the next couple games. I wouldnt be suprised to see them lose the next 4 games with away games in Miami, Buffalo, and San Diego with a home game against the Raiders. That means they would go 3-6 on the season and vermeil steps down....

Bob's your Information Minister

10-19-2005, 10:47 PM

That might have removed your zits, but I actually need my hands.

Of course. Submerge your hand in a vat of vinegar as soon as your skin is washed off. That will neutralize the acid.

Pat Bowlen

10-19-2005, 10:55 PM

Of course. Submerge your hand in a vat of vinegar as soon as your skin is washed off. That will neutralize the acid.
I'm impressed, Bob. Is that the type of scientific knowledge you use when working in your meth lab/basement?

Bob's your Information Minister

10-19-2005, 10:56 PM

I'm impressed, Bob. Is that the type of scientific knowledge you use when working in your meth lab/basement?

No, I've just seen Fight Club a few times.

MrPeepers

10-19-2005, 11:01 PM

Looks like you've found a use for your boyfriends ass fat Bob. Congratulations.

SoCalBronco

10-19-2005, 11:12 PM

Looks like you've found a use for your boyfriends ass fat Bob. Congratulations.

REP

24champ

10-19-2005, 11:23 PM

Looks like you've found a use for your boyfriends ass fat Bob. Congratulations.
http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~raza/owned-dogass.jpg

Kaylore

10-20-2005, 02:06 AM

That might have removed your zits, but I actually need my hands.
Hilarious!

Needa Pass Rush

10-20-2005, 05:13 AM

That might have removed your zits, but I actually need my hands.

Tell it! Lose your hands, lose your love life. That would hurt. :spit:

;)

Orange_Beard

10-20-2005, 05:41 AM

I guess you are right.
I should "Put yourself in his shoes for 10 mins and you wouldn't be making some stupid ass post."
It would really suck being a guy who is a multi-millionare, has a super hot girl friend and plays sports for a living.
MAN THAT WOULD SUCK!!!!!
I am going to "man-up" and admit I am wrong. I really do feel sorry for Jake, his life must be hell.
I think he should be allowed to kill anyone he does not like......

Pat Bowlen

10-21-2005, 01:02 AM

I just realized that I received neg rep from broncos love for a post of mine in this thread. The surprising thing is it wasn't for the joke I made about me shaking his hand, it was for the joke about Bob running a meth lab out of his basement.

Curious, to say the least.

How's the meth, broncos love?

Northman

10-21-2005, 02:18 AM

Jake hates you.

as long as he continues to play good football i dont give a ****. ;D

Raidersbane

10-21-2005, 07:10 AM

Where did Jake say that he hated anyone?.....Please Bob, show us where Jake says he hates.....

Raidersbane

10-21-2005, 07:12 AM

Of course. Submerge your hand in a vat of vinegar as soon as your skin is washed off. That will neutralize the acid.

Vinegar is acidic dumbass.....try baking soda instead.

elsid13

10-21-2005, 07:13 AM

How does a stray dog get his paws on five bucks?

I don't doubt any other aspect of the story.

In Chef's world dogs talk, work 9 to 5 job and having sex with sheep is consider normal.

BRONCCRUSHFAN

10-21-2005, 07:48 AM

I sent that Weekly Star refugee a couple of e-mails, calling her and her accusations out, and she has never responded. Bob, I hate to burst your bubble, but Jake never said he hated Denver fans, or that they sucked. However, given the history of certain Denver Sports "fans" and their actions, I actually see where he is coming from. Mutumbo said the primary reason why he left Denver was when his house got egged after they lost a playoff series. Debbie Sakic got verbally acosted in a Safeway, after the Avs lost 3 straight games and the series to the Edmonton Oilers. My buddy that works for the Rockies told me that Denny Naegle's wife, instead of being the victim of his indiscretion, got blamed by a fan as to his actions and why he wasn't pitching. Because he is not endeared here in Denver (nor has any QB since Elway), MPO is that he wanted to try and keep his personal life seperate from his professional life and was trying to keep his girlfriend from having to take **** from so called fans, for his actions on the playing field.