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ØrangeÇrush
10-15-2005, 08:11 AM
Experts pick the pats
Good for us, but bad for them
Another Denver win!
watermock
10-15-2005, 08:20 AM
Brady Bunch lame
Billichick's shame
Hammer Tom T.
Kill Kill Kill
C. Brown destroys
BMF Bronco
10-15-2005, 08:22 AM
Champs next on the list
but they will be champs no more
6 and 1 baby!
Bob's your Information Minister
10-15-2005, 08:55 AM
Plummer versus Tom
Will the stadium empty?
Broncos begin slide.
Broncoman13
10-15-2005, 09:08 AM
Experts pick the pats
Good for us, but bad for them
Another Denver win!
World Champs come to Denver
we spank them like our member
they cry out loud and fall apart,
it was the OSKIE Karma...REMEMBER!!!
watermock
10-15-2005, 09:16 AM
Pat's are all over
Billichick is in clover
Plummer is kickass
Says just kiss my ass
Pats are plain dead
Their full of dread
Pat's are all done
God this will be fun.
The Bronco jumped over the moon.
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DivineLegion
10-15-2005, 09:23 AM
Pat's are all over
Billichick is in clover
Plummer is kickass
Says just kiss my ass
Pats are plain dead
Their full of dread
Pat's are all done
God this will be fun.
The Bronco jumped over the moon.
http://www.beegalleries.com/Web%20Page/images/laborde/laborde%20paintings/Laborde105.JPG
You cant rhym a word with itself...sorry friend
Dr. Broncenstein
10-15-2005, 09:54 AM
It goes five, seven
then five again just in case
you don't understand.
Needa Pass Rush
10-15-2005, 10:01 AM
jake tunes into porn,
jake and tom exchange black books
champs get no mercy
watermock
10-15-2005, 10:02 AM
You cant rhym a word with itself...sorry friend
It's called literary license...people have been telling others what they can and cannot write for centuries.
None of the last words are the same STFU. It's nice to know that we have a literature student coming into the workplace while every other country is pouring out engineers and mechanics....
Dr. Broncenstein
10-15-2005, 10:12 AM
Brady will pick us
apart unless Bailey can
use his gimpy leg.
Needa Pass Rush
10-15-2005, 10:18 AM
It's called literary license...people have been telling others what they can and cannot write for centuries.
None of the last words are the same STFU. It's nice to know that we have a literature student coming into the workplace while every other country is pouring out engineers and mechanics....
The point trying to be made is that in a Haiku thread you should try the Haiku format which is frist line 5 syllables, second line 7 and third line 5 again.
Similar to counting your soggy beans. Nnyah!
watermock
10-15-2005, 10:26 AM
Oh, ok, I thought it was 3 each...silly me...sometimes complex thoughts can't be expressed in 3 syllables. But I will try harder. I know I'm throwing out crap...you don't have to tell me!....
mattleecrew
10-15-2005, 10:39 AM
oh poor poor brady
orange and blue envelop
your time has now passed
mattleecrew
10-15-2005, 10:41 AM
many say we cant
let them praise the foolish
we shall proove them wrong
Broncoman13
10-15-2005, 11:26 AM
The point trying to be made is that in a Haiku thread you should try the Haiku format which is frist line 5 syllables, second line 7 and third line 5 again.
Similar to counting your soggy beans. Nnyah!
I was never very good with this poetry thing!!! rofl
ØrangeÇrush
10-15-2005, 05:23 PM
just hand the ball Jake.
Mike and Bell will do the rest,
No TOs, we win.
Rock Chalk
10-15-2005, 06:53 PM
You cant rhym a word with itself...sorry friend
Thats the beauty of poetry. You can do whatever you want.
Rock Chalk
10-15-2005, 06:54 PM
Patriots suck ass
Broncos freight train coming through
Tom Terrific who?
Rohirrim
10-15-2005, 07:03 PM
The air is crisp and
the Rockies magnificent
the Pats' slide begins
ØrangeÇrush
10-15-2005, 07:40 PM
now for something not so nice :)
Belicheck whines and
cries as he takes a pounding
patriots suck balls
Kaylore
10-15-2005, 08:53 PM
The record has shown
that we always beat world champs
the season after.
Crushaholic
10-16-2005, 01:10 AM
The Patriots fail
The Champs go down in a heap
Poor Brady strikes out
Ballhawk
10-16-2005, 01:15 AM
It is destiny
The year belongs to Denver
Will Bob make a poem?
Arkie
10-16-2005, 01:56 AM
Tom senses peril
He has to throw it away
Fans scream in-com-plete!!!
ØrangeÇrush
10-16-2005, 04:59 AM
sunday a newday
toe meets leather, time to play
go Denver Broncos
ØrangeÇrush
10-16-2005, 05:01 AM
Wake up Patriots
Time for a big butt whooping.
30 - 10 Broncos
Rock Chalk
10-16-2005, 08:26 AM
Tom senses peril
He has to throw it away
Fans scream in-com-plete!!!
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