CHAT-- Patriots planet.

[Odysseus]

I have never been able to access chat at the Orangemane. I have tried on about 20 different computers 3 different continents. Nothing.

I go to Patriots planet and got into a discussion with Assclown. I started posting my normal nonsense and got some cool responses from the online robot. Go over there and play it's pretty cool diversion. The chat over there is fast, friendly and kickass. I might camp out there during the game just so I can get a reverse mirror view of the world.

I like the way they did their Adopt A Broncos...I mean Patriot program. I'm not sure if it was run as smoothly as ours....um...The way too organized flag on their signatures is so very metro sexual.

No pictures of QB's humping sheep. No threads talking about how stoned or drunk they are or were. They actually read books over there. I think one of them was about one of our posters....Dancing at the Rascal Fair - Ivan Doig It sounds so questionably borderline. Somebody read it and tell me what it's about. I can't read. Watermock isn't a registered poster there. Wow. A site without Watermock? I didn't know such a thing existed. We should use Mock like our secret weapon and send him over there to just dominate that place. Their top poser has 7,641 posts? Crap! Mock can beat that in a month just talking about cats.

This is such a nice board and such a nice team. I hope we beat them up so badly that they use foul language and eat fattening foods.

[Rohirrim]

This is such a nice board and such a nice team. I hope we beat them up so badly that they use foul language and eat fattening foods.

LOL They're too big a bunch of pansies for that. They'll just sit in darkened rooms, sip their chardonnay, and hug their Barney dolls.

[Raidersbane]

Football fans that read? Daaaaannnnggg.................

[ludo21]

Many Pats fans arent like that tho. They must treat that board as a place to talk about nonsense rather than their team.

[Taco John]

you like apples?

[Ratboy]

I find that funny, They have a thread about the last 5 books they have read and we're posting pictures of "Beer Looter Guy" or other obscene pictures.

[Ratboy]

you like apples?

http://images.apple.com/it/education/promo/pc_docenti/images/ibook_left.jpg

I wouldnt mind one.

[Raidersbane]

I find that funny, They have a thread about the last 5 books they have read and we're posting pictures of "Beer Looter Guy" or other obscene pictures.


Ok, I'm reading Theodore Rex....next!

[Odysseus]

LOL They're too big a bunch of pansies for that. They'll just sit in darkened rooms, sip their chardonnay, and hug their Barney dolls.

Chardonnay? That is so pedestrian. They would at least have a German Ice wine or an Australian Pinot.

I found some old Red Foxx audio. I can't believe at one point he was considered dirty. He sounds so tame in our modern times. It's funny stuff.

OT Joke: There was a cannibal chief and a cannibal witch doctor eating a missionary. The witch doctor says "Chief. I am having a ball." The Chief replied "You need to slow down. You are eating too fast."

[DomCasual]

LOL They're too big a bunch of pansies for that. They'll just sit in darkened rooms, sip their chardonnay, and hug their Barney dolls.
Don't make fun of them. I was on the Redskins board last week, and they were just astounded about the haiku thread here. They kept on saying, "Those homos are writin' poetry over there!" I felt like I had just been warped into a scene out of Deliverance.

[Rock Chalk]

Tom Clancy, Teeth of the Tiger.


I like the way they did their Adopt A Broncos...I mean Patriot program. I'm not sure if it was run as smoothly as ours....um...The way too organized flag on their signatures is so very metro sexual.
Thats hilarious. Good job.

[Odysseus]

I felt like I had just been warped into a scene out of Deliverance.

(Sound of banjos in the background)

[Odysseus]

Tom Clancy, Teeth of the Tiger.


Thats hilarious. Good job.

Whoa. One of the last "real" Clancy books. Good stuff.

Of Paradise and Power - America and Europe in the new world order - Robert Kagan.

Collossus - Niall Feguson - The Price of America's Empire

Good stuff. A must read no matter what political party you hate.

[Undertaker #59]

You guys are very welcome to use our chat on game day. I just installed it a few weeks ago, and yes it is very slick. Assclown the bot goes away once there are 3 live people in there. Our users have not used it much.

The Adopt a Patriot program, along with our built-in avatars were done by a user by the name of DirtyWater. Excellent work. He also designed our logo.

[Odysseus]

You guys are very welcome to use our chat on game day. I just installed it a few weeks ago, and yes it is very slick. Assclown the bot goes away once there are 3 live people in there. Our users have not used it much.

The Adopt a Patriot program, along with our built-in avatars were done by a user by the name of DirtyWater. Excellent work. He also designed our logo.

I really liked the Bot. It was too funny trying to figure out how to create a conversation of some kind. Keep the bot running. When this forum gets cluttered with the slack jawed morons I'll pop in and chat with the Assclown. It will be probably more productive waste of time.

Do you have a picture of Assclown? When I get sick of my current Assclown avatar I can switch.

[watermock]

Mock can beat that in a month just talking about cats.

Oh, my cat...he's registered...Sexy Lady...he's got more leads than I do...

[Undertaker #59]

I really liked the Bot. It was too funny trying to figure out how to create a conversation of some kind. Keep the bot running. When this forum gets cluttered with the slack jawed morons I'll pop in and chat with the Assclown. It will be probably more productive waste of time.

Do you have a picture of Assclown? When I get sick of my current Assclown avatar I can switch.

I don't have a picture, but any picture of a Raiders fan will probably do.

[watermock]

I have never been able to access chat at the Orangemane. I have tried on about 20 different computers 3 different continents. Nothing.

Tiger, do you have Java installed? It should kinda just be in the computer.

[BroncoBuff]

LOL They're too big a bunch of pansies for that. They'll just sit in darkened rooms, sip their chardonnay, and hug their Barney dolls.
I'll say this about "PatriotsPlanet" - they don't talk much football.

I've been over there the past hour or so, trying to find Broncos-Pats football talk . . . but there's not much.

Get this - their top 2 threads are: The "LOST" TV show, and some "Rocky172/Rambo195" thing. Don't see a single thread talking Broncos-Pats.

Here's my "hello" post over there:

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WHAZZUP, HOMIES?!

Let's face it, you guys . . . sure, you've had great success, but where would you be without our Colorado Buffaloes?

You know - Daniel Graham, Christian Fauria, Fraud Monitoring?

What would happen if you were caught even one Buffalo short? . . . the mastermind Belichick understands this factor, and that failing it would be a scary proposition . . . So, Ted Johnson retires? HURRY! Sign Chad Brown!

That said, I'm pleased another original AFL team can join us in winning 5 of the past 8 Super Bowls . . .

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So far, the responses are friendly - but they all start - "Hi. But what does that have to do with Rambo?" I'm serious.

[Odysseus]

I have never been able to access chat at the Orangemane. I have tried on about 20 different computers 3 different continents. Nothing.

Tiger, do you have Java installed? It should kinda just be in the computer.

Java is installed in almost all computers. I have the latest updates for Java. I haven't take time to futz with it.

EDIT: It says error connecting to server. I doubt it's a java error. I won't worry about it right now.

[Undertaker #59]

QuietTiger...I don't know if you noticed, but we have a whole thread dedicated to you. (http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?threadid=13287)

[Rohirrim]

So far, the responses are friendly - but they all start - "Hi. But what does that have to do with Rambo?" I'm serious.

Were we that snobby after winning two in a row? They've won a lot and now they've gone soft. Back to their sailboats in the habah.

[Undertaker #59]

When you put a post like that in a thread about Stallone coming out with Rocky VI, what do you expect?

[sonsofkraftybob]

I'll say this about "PatriotsPlanet" - they don't talk much football.

I've been over there the past hour or so, trying to find Broncos-Pats football talk . . . but there's not much.

Get this - their top 2 threads are: The "LOST" TV show, and some "Rocky172/Rambo195" thing. Don't see a single thread talking Broncos-Pats.

Here's my "hello" post over there:

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WHAZZUP, HOMIES?!

Let's face it, you guys . . . sure, you've had great success, but where would you be without our Colorado Buffaloes?

You know - Daniel Graham, Christian Fauria, Fraud Monitoring?

What would happen if you were caught even one Buffalo short? . . . the mastermind Belichick understands this factor, and that failing it would be a scary proposition . . . So, Ted Johnson retires? HURRY! Sign Chad Brown!

That said, I'm pleased another original AFL team can join us in winning 5 of the past 8 Super Bowls . . .

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So far, the responses are friendly - but they all start - "Hi. But what does that have to do with Rambo?" I'm serious.

Yeah, I saw that. and I responded with this:

So Broncobuff, which do you prefer? Red wine or White wine. And if you say red wine, are we talking Merlot or Cabernet or a fine Australian Shirrazz......personally, I like the Shirrazz.

Now if your talking White wines.......are we talking about Chardoney or a nice Pinot? Personally, I like Chardoney but I pronouce it Chadonay.

Also, which Rocky did you like the best? I, II, III, IV, V???? Which Rambo movie was more entertaining? Call me a traditionalist but the original 1st Blood was a mighty fine piece of filming. But nothing will quite compare to Fried Green Tomatoes and Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants? can you say Oscar?

Do you sail? Cuz i have a sailboat that I moor in the Habah. We can bring some nice sharp cheddar or a mild pepper jack cheese to go with our wine......BTW, which wine did we decide on?

But you haven't responded back so I don't know which wine to have Buffie and Hillary pick up for our sail?

http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?s=&postid=183887#post183887

[Odysseus]

QuietTiger...I don't know if you noticed, but we have a whole thread dedicated to you. (http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?threadid=13287)

My only post over there so far is...

: Thanks for everything you've done to humiliate the Raiders. I've dearly enjoyed each and every tender moment.
2: Thanks for being a classy team and representing the AFC well these past few years. The list of AFC teams that I would rather not endure is considerable.
3: Thanks for smacking around the Colts. If you get another shot at that I'm all for that.

That all said....

I personally hopes the Broncos open up a fresh can of WHOOP AZZ and tear your wonderful and compassionate team apart into little Patriot pieces. You do realize losing this game puts your team into an uphill struggle? Broncos come out flat and the Patriots are going to do bad things.

I think your team is one of the most misunderstood teams on the planet. Every year you come forward humbly with eyes downcast as if you've never seen a football before and every year you field a winning team.

Please stop. You are creating a lot of "Mastermind" envy over at the Orangemane. He would be called evil Bill by now but gosh golly he's just such a swell guy.

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Holy Crap! They are talking about wine? The only wine talk I get over here is the incessant whining about Griese....I mean Plummer...

What a swell bunch of guys. I hope my team packs a casket and puts the whammy stick on youse guys!

[Odysseus]

But you haven't responded back so I don't know which wine to have Buffie and Hillary pick up for our sail?

http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?s=&postid=183887#post183887

It's a trap. He didn't present the attire. Ask him so that he defers and you can pick semi casual which means do wear something chic but not gaudy. Leave the jewelry. Wear a Bronco polo...if such a thing exists. Pick the Shirraz or Pinot. Ask him the vintage when you arrive. He'll go on for an hour about how much he knows about wine. If he stops ask him a couple of quick questions about his boat. You do know about boats? No? That whole land locked thing right? Pity.

EDIT: There is red Pinot Noir. It's tasty.

[sonsofkraftybob]

It's a trap. He didn't present the attire. Ask him so that he defers and you can pick semi casual which means do wear something chic but not gaudy. Leave the jewelry. Wear a Bronco polo...if such a thing exists. Pick the Shirraz or Pinot. Ask him the vintage when you arrive. He'll go on for an hour about how much he knows about wine. If he stops ask him a couple of quick questions about his boat. You do know about boats? No? That whole land locked thing right? Pity.

EDIT: There is red Pinot Noir. It's tasty.

Really? Do tell.....DO TELL!!!!

Actually, I know shat about wine. I drink Hieneken or Captains or Vodka.

I know shat about sailing except it looks like a lot of work and you can get the same thing accomplished with twin outboard 225's.

But I'll kick your arse in Rambo/Rocky Trivia!!!!!

[Odysseus]

Really? Do tell.....DO TELL!!!!

Actually, I know shat about wine. I drink Hieneken or Captains or Vodka.

I know shat about sailing except it looks like a lot of work and you can get the same thing accomplished with twin outboard 225's.

But I'll kick your arse in Rambo/Rocky Trivia!!!!!

HEINEKEN is skunk beer. Try Shiner Bock. Mmmm. I like Rolling Rock for a lager though but got hooked on Red Hook ESP before I came here.

Colorado is filled with Microbrewerys. It is called "foo foo" beer in some uncivilized parts of the world in particular Kansas or Oakland California.

Captains rocks but the if you EVER get a chance to try Johnny Walker Blue Label do not deny yourself the pleasure.

Stallone: What is height and why is he so short? (You have 10 seconds)

[BroncoBuff]

It's a trap. He didn't present the attire. Ask him so that he defers and you can pick semi casual which means do wear something chic but not gaudy. Leave the jewelry. Wear a Bronco polo...if such a thing exists. Pick the Shirraz or Pinot. Ask him the vintage when you arrive. He'll go on for an hour about how much he knows about wine. If he stops ask him a couple of quick questions about his boat. You do know about boats? No? That whole land locked thing right? Pity.

EDIT: There is red Pinot Noir. It's tasty.
Quiet Ti-gah . . you are a stah ovah there at Patriots board!

Well done . . so fah.

[BroncoBuff]

http://images.apple.com/it/education/promo/pc_docenti/images/ibook_left.jpg

I wouldnt mind one.
I like them Apples!

[Odysseus]

http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13285

They actually do talk about football. This is some food for thought regarding the Pat's fans how they are looking at their team from and X's and O's point of view. Any takers?