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Old Dude
10-12-2005, 02:48 PM
Somewhere someone has a Mike Tice Voodoo doll.

http://www.startribune.com/stories/510/5663357.html

Old Dude
10-12-2005, 02:50 PM
Scooped by Sassy:

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=31837

but it's worth repeating.

B-Love
10-12-2005, 02:59 PM
b l o w me!!

PatsWin2002
10-12-2005, 03:00 PM
Where's the sign-up sheet?

GreatBronco16
10-12-2005, 03:02 PM
Where's the sign-up sheet?


Did you lose a bet Patswin? WTH is the deal with that avatar?

BMF Bronco
10-12-2005, 03:04 PM
Did you lose a bet Patswin? WTH is the deal with that avatar?
he's going for the reverse karma thing

PatsWin2002
10-12-2005, 03:04 PM
Did you lose a bet Patswin? WTH is the deal with that avatar?

It's my reverse karma avatar for Broncos week.

Then I decided to add Khan (Kaylore) in since he gave me such good material to work with from Pezman's pics. :)

GreatBronco16
10-12-2005, 03:07 PM
OIC. Well it doesn't matter because NE is gonna win by 50 points. Dillion will set another rushing record against Denver and Denver will only have 19 yards of total offense. Soooooo Nnyah!

Old Dude
10-12-2005, 03:08 PM
Bang is gonna have a field day with this one.

PatsWin2002
10-12-2005, 03:09 PM
Bang is gonna have a field day with this one.

Excellent point.

ak1971
10-12-2005, 03:14 PM
This almost sounds like a Omane tailgate party...

Vegas_Bronco
10-12-2005, 03:18 PM
I think I'll have sex with a few NE women, see if this reverse Karma is for real.

Meck77
10-12-2005, 03:19 PM
This almost sounds like a Omane tailgate party...


nah man we are more discreet than that........Tailgates are family events other days well.......

http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/9826/img59891vf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

BMF Bronco
10-12-2005, 03:20 PM
nah man we are more discreet than that........Tailgates are family events other days well.......

http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/9826/img59891vf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
My Lord I have GOT to get down there for a game this year!!!!!!!! Yikes!

Meck77
10-12-2005, 03:22 PM
Disco Man doesn't yell WOOOOOOO! for nothing......... ;D

Ok enough of this.........back to the topic at hand.


I wonder if they invited Brian Griese so he could finally get laid?

ak1971
10-12-2005, 03:25 PM
family schmamily...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/ak1971/DSC00494.jpg

anyway back on topic ...I got to figure out how I can get invited to one of these 'cruises'

Vegas_Bronco
10-12-2005, 03:26 PM
My Lord I have GOT to get down there for a game this year!!!!!!!! Yikes!


I know tickets in the nfl have gone up but I didn't realize that the club seats came with a....... or was that a separate price for additional 'admission'?

Old Dude
10-12-2005, 03:30 PM
Anyone wanna talk about the Chicago Bears?

http://kstp.dayport.com/viewer/viewerpage.php?Art_ID=163341

Meck77
10-12-2005, 03:33 PM
Anyone wanna talk about the Chicago Bears?

http://kstp.dayport.com/viewer/viewerpage.php?Art_ID=163341


Classic! With that big smirk on his face it sure looked like he just got some. :pimp:

Rock Chalk
10-12-2005, 04:13 PM
family schmamily...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/ak1971/DSC00494.jpg

anyway back on topic ...I got to figure out how I can get invited to one of these 'cruises'
Who is that chic? Ive seen her in other pictures on the bus. Steve you know her well? If I come to Denver (by some miracle I get some money), just get me an interview. I can close the deal myself ;D

Meck77
10-12-2005, 04:18 PM
You'll have to talk to AK1971 about that one. I met her but I don't have her info. The Omane pimp does. You bringing Mock with you?

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/3464/lynch9nu.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Rock Chalk
10-12-2005, 04:34 PM
Why would I bring Mock? Where the **** did that come from?

GonzoLays
10-12-2005, 04:57 PM
Who is that chic? Ive seen her in other pictures on the bus. Steve you know her well? If I come to Denver (by some miracle I get some money), just get me an interview. I can close the deal myself ;D


bwahahahahahahaha! Oh wait, bwhahahahahahah!!!!

"Hi, my name is Adam. I post on a message board all day. What's your number?"

bwhahahahahaahah!

Good luck with that one, killer.

TheReverend
10-12-2005, 05:04 PM
Back on topic... did that article seem a little queer/faggy to anyone else?

Rock Chalk
10-12-2005, 05:09 PM
bwahahahahahahaha! Oh wait, bwhahahahahahah!!!!

"Hi, my name is Adam. I post on a message board all day. What's your number?"

bwhahahahahaahah!

Good luck with that one, killer.

More like, "Hi, my name is Adam. What do I do all day? I generate web content for clients and get paid well to do it. Really? Your house? Sure I'll go."

Luck has nothing to do with it.

24champ
10-12-2005, 05:39 PM
holy crap this is the funniest sh*t ive ever read.....

Ratboy
10-12-2005, 05:42 PM
nah man we are more discreet than that........Tailgates are family events other days well.......

http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/9826/img59891vf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:notworthy

Breck Bronc
10-12-2005, 05:56 PM
Prior to boarding, at least one group in a limo urinated on Cathy Hough's lawn in Mound, according to Hough and police. She said she confronted the men. "I said, 'Excuse me, do you mind?' And they looked at me as if I was crazy," Hough said Tuesday. "One of them said, "It's only water, ma'am,' and he continued peeing. I said no, it's not."Such a great article. Even the non-sex parts are hilarious.

Needa Pass Rush
10-12-2005, 06:01 PM
It's my reverse karma avatar for Broncos week.

Then I decided to add Khan (Kaylore) in since he gave me such good material to work with from Pezman's pics. :)

The champs resorting to reverse karma is a very good sign. Ride the painted pony, let the spinnin' laces fly, Patswin. :charge: Your karma tank is running low after tapping into it for 3 rings in 4 years. Pass the torch this way!

Vegas_Bronco
10-12-2005, 06:09 PM
Back on topic... did that article seem a little queer/faggy to anyone else?


Queer, Faggy? I think Alec and Gonzo are definitely qualified to answer that.

Needa Pass Rush
10-12-2005, 06:11 PM
Bang is gonna have a field day with this one.


On the topic og Bang having a field day...... how far off can a 'tuck rule' toon be? Smart money has one almost in the can!

TheReverend
10-12-2005, 06:18 PM
I mean at least MENTION females in the article so the Viqueens dont seem... well, ya know...

RhymesayersDU
10-12-2005, 06:20 PM
Queer, Faggy? I think Alec and Gonzo are definitely qualified to answer that.

rofl

Vegas_Bronco
10-12-2005, 06:21 PM
"Doyle said behavior on the cruise included oral sex, masturbation and playing with sex toys."

Sounds like a typical day to me.

Needa Pass Rush
10-12-2005, 06:29 PM
Mock? We need to know about your team. What have you got to say for them??

Old Dude
10-12-2005, 06:54 PM
I mean at least MENTION females in the article so the Viqueens dont seem... well, ya know...

Page 2 of the article makes it a little more clear.

Anyway ...

As I recall, the Chiefs had a joint training camp with these guys. And not long after, several Chiefs got into fights. I lost count of how many were involved. Then there was the assistant coach who got tagged last week for assaulting a stadium guard. And there was the whole thing with Larry Johnson standing next to his ex girlfriend in a bar when she suddenly fell hard to the floor.

My theory is that Randy Moss stole the Chief/Viking training camp's entire supply of hashish & valium before he went to Oakland. The Vikes are in 'roid rage, the Chiefs are in withdrawal, and Randy is just stone cold stupid stoned.

Garcia Bronco
10-12-2005, 06:56 PM
What's the problem...everyone ****s

Kaylore
10-12-2005, 07:10 PM
family schmamily...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/ak1971/DSC00494.jpg

anyway back on topic ...I got to figure out how I can get invited to one of these 'cruises'
:wiggle:

watermock
10-12-2005, 10:05 PM
Mock? We need to know about your team. What have you got to say for them??

I have been calling for Tice's head for two years is what. I don't really care if they have a little fun and take some advantage of a few female guest (to quote the Animal House Trial)...but I have allready commented on the affair.
I've applied WD-40 and stone sharpened the blade on the gullotine...