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ØrangeÇrush
10-04-2005, 03:28 PM
Oh! Fear the Redskins!
at least their awesome punter!
Portis? Not so much.
ØrangeÇrush
10-04-2005, 03:32 PM
Offense? Offensive!
Snyder? Death by ownership!
Defense? Ran to death!
watermock
10-04-2005, 03:37 PM
Portis is pimping
Bailey is limping
Gibbs made a deal with the Devil.
Simple good luck
Won't pass the buck
The reaper is knocking
Mile High be rocking.
Injuns are shakin'
They know they're fakin'
Fort Denver will stand to the test
Taco John
10-04-2005, 03:44 PM
Harriett! Harriett!
Hard Hearted Harbinger of Haggis!

Oh wait... Wrong thread.
orangeatheist
10-04-2005, 03:55 PM
Portis is pimping
Bailey is limping
Gibbs made a deal with the Devil.
Simple good luck
Won't pass the buck
The reaper is knocking
Mile High be rocking.
Injuns are shakin'
They know they're fakin'
Fort Denver will stand to the test

That's a ****ing limerick! ;)
watermock
10-04-2005, 04:03 PM
Call it poetic license. It still kicks butt.
epicSocialism4tw
10-04-2005, 04:04 PM
Does not matter who
Broncos D will dominate
Jake will score on you


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epicSocialism4tw
10-04-2005, 04:08 PM
Champs the best of all
Portis blabs, can run the ball
Watch Shanny pound th' rock
epicSocialism4tw
10-04-2005, 04:09 PM
Is that Mark Brunell?
Isnt he as old as Mock?
Throws the pick so well!
epicSocialism4tw
10-04-2005, 04:12 PM
Big Al sees the ball
Portis sees the hole, though small
Portis sees Al, OUCH!
watermock
10-04-2005, 04:19 PM
Brownco's are gunnin'
M.A. be runnin'
LB's to mop up the trash
Our team's the best
Just screw the rest
Brunell is quite scared
The Bronco's are feared
Next on the platter
Really don't matter
Bring them all on
They will all fall
Victor
10-04-2005, 04:24 PM
Washington, cesspool
Of hacks, flacks, pols, greed and pork
We will gut your hogs
Ratboy
10-04-2005, 04:26 PM
3-1 vs 3-0
The skins lose 5 on a screen pass, Sure.. Our linebackers are slow.
Crushaholic
10-05-2005, 02:17 PM
Back to INVESCO
The Orange and Blue will stomp
Washington crying
westcliffe
10-05-2005, 02:26 PM
Someone please start a damn limerick thread for Mock. He can't haiku for ****.
BMF Bronco
10-05-2005, 02:27 PM
fifteen wins, one loss
this prediction will hold up
The foreskins are next!!!!!
watermock
10-05-2005, 02:33 PM
Just gut the Pork
Give me the Fork
Plummer will run
Under the gun
Gibbs is just done
Winning is fun
Rock Chalk
10-05-2005, 02:43 PM
Someone please start a damn limerick thread for Mock. He can't haiku for ****.
Here's some cheese to go with that whine.
838791Redskins
10-05-2005, 02:43 PM
Just gut the Pork
Give me the Fork
Plummer will run
Under the gun
Gibbs is just done
Winning is fun

Gibbs wins the big ones.
Just like Eighty-Seven Superbowl.
Hail to the Redskins.
Rock Chalk
10-05-2005, 02:44 PM
Gibbs wins the big ones.
Just like Eighty-Seven Superbowl.
Hail to the Redskins.
No one invited you to play our Haiku game ****erhead.
Rock Chalk
10-05-2005, 02:45 PM
Redskins were once good
Sometime back in the 80s
They have sucked since then
DomCasual
10-05-2005, 02:52 PM
Portis is pimping
Bailey is limping
Gibbs made a deal with the Devil.
Simple good luck
Won't pass the buck
The reaper is knocking
Mile High be rocking.
Injuns are shakin'
They know they're fakin'
Fort Denver will stand to the test
Paul Maquire on Mock: "Do you want to tell me that Mock feels bound by the traditional restrictions of Haiku?"
Old Dude
10-05-2005, 02:56 PM
Mock not the poet.
Oh please now, give him some slack.
Portis gone, but back.
DomCasual
10-05-2005, 02:58 PM
Redskins were once good
Sometime back in the 80s
They have sucked since then
Nice.
DomCasual
10-05-2005, 03:08 PM
Redskins have no chance.
Brunell plays quarterback worse
than Mock writes haiku!
Edskins_RVA
10-05-2005, 03:18 PM
Redskins were once good
Sometime back in the 80s
They have sucked since then

I even had to chuckle at that one.. :giggle:
BMF Bronco
10-05-2005, 03:22 PM
No one invited you to play our Haiku game ****erhead.

alec is classic
one funny mother ****er
keeps the thread alive! :alky:
Dr. Broncenstein
10-05-2005, 03:36 PM
Portis took the dough
over inmortality
Sonic nevermore
Dr. Broncenstein
10-05-2005, 03:41 PM
Brunell looks left and
looks right but Pryce and Warren
knock his old ass out
ØrangeÇrush
10-05-2005, 03:45 PM
Brunell will comment:
"The stars are beautiful here."
circling his head.
838791Redskins
10-05-2005, 03:45 PM
Portis took the dough
over inmortality
Sonic nevermore

So did Champ Bailey
Overpaid,cocky,burnt a lot
Redskins don't miss him.
ØrangeÇrush
10-05-2005, 03:49 PM
Portis remembers
what it was like to play for
a real damn team
DomCasual
10-05-2005, 03:50 PM
So did Champ Bailey
Overpaid,corky,burnt a lot
Redskins don't miss him.
No, they don't miss him.
They were losers before him,
and are losers still.
ØrangeÇrush
10-05-2005, 03:51 PM
undefeated 'skins
get hit by stampeding hooves
mark it as a loss
Dr. Broncenstein
10-05-2005, 03:52 PM
So did Champ Bailey
Overpaid,corky,burnt a lot
Redskins don't miss him.

denial is the
first step in recovery
from getting swindled
watermock
10-05-2005, 03:57 PM
D.J. will dish him
Pryce will kill him
Warren will dance on his face
Beezer will be dancing on corpses.
When we are done
The Skins will be scalped
All will be right in the universe...
DomCasual
10-05-2005, 04:03 PM
D.J. will dish him
Pryce will kill him
Warren will dance on his face
Beezer will be dancing on corpses.
When we are done
The Skins will be scalped
All will be right in the universe...
It burns! IT BURNS!
Rock Chalk
10-05-2005, 04:08 PM
Astros up on top
Braves suck big fat juicy balls
Redskins suck them too
epicSocialism4tw
10-05-2005, 04:09 PM
D.J. will dish him
Pryce will kill him
Warren will dance on his face
Beezer will be dancing on corpses.
When we are done
The Skins will be scalped
All will be right in the universe...

Is that free verse?
BroncoFanDoug
10-05-2005, 04:34 PM
Undefeated, yes
But transitory only
Redskin fall begins
BroncoFanDoug
10-05-2005, 04:39 PM
D.J. will dish him
Pryce will kill him
Warren will dance on his face
Beezer will be dancing on corpses.
When we are done
The Skins will be scalped
All will be right in the universe...

Much good imagery
Death and blood and redskin scalps
But no, not haiku
BurgundyNGold
10-05-2005, 06:53 PM
During Redskin week
Haiku on a Bronco board
Who would have thought it?
gunns
10-05-2005, 06:57 PM
Brunell on the field
Chest puffed out
Remembering years gone by
Trying to sniff the goal line
Meets the Bronco line
Atwater after the game
Tells him "Paybacks a b*tch"
Dr. Broncenstein
10-05-2005, 10:25 PM
You can dress in a
dress and put on a pig nose
but your line still sucks
Kaylore
10-06-2005, 12:35 AM
Lucky wins on teams
that suck. This weekend will be
the end of your "wins".
SkinsandTerps
10-06-2005, 12:45 AM
Broncos play A.P.U.,
Redskins shock more than a few,
Redskins win ? Red.. Who ?
epicSocialism4tw
10-06-2005, 07:49 AM
Broncos play A.P.U.,
Redskins shock more than a few,
Redskins win ? Red.. Who ?

Wha??? Haiku is 5,7,5. Then your haiku has to make at least some sense. ;)
Needa Pass Rush
10-06-2005, 08:25 AM
Senate in DC
Mile High rare air, and rocking
TD catch, HOUSE rules!
Victor
10-06-2005, 08:51 AM
Two-thousand six draft
What a windfall for Denver
Three and thirteen Skins
crazyhorse
10-06-2005, 09:41 AM
'Skins have been lucky.
I doubt it lasts past this week.
Prepare to get beat.
crazyhorse
10-06-2005, 09:45 AM
Redskins need some luck.
Crazy roots for underdog
Redskins ride Donkeys.
DomCasual
10-06-2005, 09:46 AM
Joe Gibbs is brilliant.
But lock him up on draft day -
then he's sort of dumb.
Vegas_Bronco
10-06-2005, 09:49 AM
That's a ****ing limerick! ;)

true art style - going outside one's limits to encourage reform (good job Mock)
BMF Bronco
10-06-2005, 09:50 AM
'Skins have been lucky.
I doubt it lasts past this week.
Prepare to get beat.

the end is near
the apocalypse is here
the chiefs cheer for us
crazyhorse
10-06-2005, 09:57 AM
the end is near
the apocalypse is here
the chiefs cheer for us

Dont get excited.
I'm rooting for the Redskins.
Hope springs eternal.
BMF Bronco
10-06-2005, 09:59 AM
Dont get excited.
I'm rooting for the Redskins.
Hope springs eternal.

have more life to live
thank God, we still hate the chiefs
Bronx reign eternal!
epicSocialism4tw
10-06-2005, 10:01 AM
Dont get excited.
I'm rooting for the Redskins.
Hope springs eternal.


This is too funny! Nice to see a Cheffy play nicely.
Crushaholic
10-06-2005, 10:05 AM
What do we have here?
The Redskins think they will win?
Such silly people...
ØrangeÇrush
10-07-2005, 02:45 PM
Back to the front page
Redskins week is still going
don't give up the fight.
BMF Bronco
10-07-2005, 02:49 PM
on another thread
raiderh8er and cheif fans
not playing nicely!
Paladin
10-07-2005, 02:51 PM
Is that free verse?

No one here is charging a fee.....
Victor
10-07-2005, 08:38 PM
Energy spent on
Treating others with disdain
Kicks our own asses
watermock
10-07-2005, 09:12 PM
Bronc's will rule
Skins will fry
Like a clown
no help here
don't send help
Portis is dead
Pryce is dancing
Gold is romancing
Belt is ours
Back in the river...
Williams to Sanders
10-07-2005, 11:35 PM
Orange Mane can not
Help but pleasure themselves to
Elway's ugly gums
SittingBull
10-08-2005, 12:18 AM
Broncs fans heads so high
Bailey beat deep for touchdown
Broncs fans heads so low
Williams to Sanders
10-08-2005, 07:47 AM
Broncs fans heads so high
Bailey beat deep for touchdown
Broncs fans heads so low

LOL LOL
jrockster77
10-08-2005, 02:15 PM
Brunell in Denver
Playing like the Mark of old
Burn Denver again?
Dr. Broncenstein
10-08-2005, 05:29 PM
Brunell in Denver
Playing like the Mark of old
Burn Denver again?

If you can convince
Micheal Dean Perry and Red
Cashion to suit up
ØrangeÇrush
10-08-2005, 09:49 PM
Hmm.. Fock the Redskins,
Billy Sucks? Try Cerrato!
You are our Bitches!