A Remix of Rhymes for Bob

[montrose]

'Twas the night after the Chiefs Ass Kicking, when all through KC
All the losers were crying, not just Dickie V

The stadium was closed, a big win on the night
The Two-Headed-Monster b**** slapped with fright

The Broncos were happy, the Chiefs were mad
Trent Green was dizzy, and just a bit sad

Trevor felt great, he coult not be contained
Thus John Madden named him, Horse Trailer Player of the Game

Across the Rocky Mountains, fans cheered with glee
The Chiefs defense conceded, I'm back to being me

Gunther was confused, with no answers in sight
Derrick Johnson wa astounded, small lineman with might!

Chief fans pondered, oh what can we be?
Too bad they cant stop reverses, from a man named Lelie

Darrent Williams started, he earned the job
Rod set a milestone, each your heart out Bob...

"Now Run Jake Run! Have Some Fun! Run The Ball, All Day!"

"Gonzo Sucks! Surtain's A Bust! Oh Carl what have you done?"

"Hey!"

They couldn't stop our D-Line...
Courtney made them wine...

Adams played a role...
Bye Bye Chief trolls!

What were they to do...
Jake throws and runs too...

It was on Monday Night...
The Broncos season took flight!

The Rock got everyone pumped...
The Chiefs can smell a slump...

But now all is done...
Man was that some fun...

Now's the time to stop...
Dante aint **** without illegal blocks...

Broncos rejoice in the win...
Bob was wrong, We were right!

"HAPPY DAY AFTER THE BRONCOS @$$ KICKING TO ALL!
AND TO ALL, A GOOD NIGHT!"

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Amatuer.

[scorpio]

Amatuer.

You can't even spell amateur, homo.

[Kaylore]

Amatuer.
...Ahem.

Jingle Bells
Vermeil Smells
Gooooonther laid an egg
Your O-line's old,
Watch them hold,
and Plummer got away
HEY!

[Iowanian]

You can't even spell amateur, homo.

Exibit A of a orangemange scabeating, butt picker.

[scorpio]

Exibit A of a orangemange scabeating, butt picker.

I realize that you Chef fans don't value education or literacy or even the ability to form complete sentences, but that really hurt.

No. Really.

[scorpio]

And thanks for the neg-rep you dickless hillbilly. I pos-repped you in return.

[Iowanian]

While you were working the car wash this morning...I was spraining your girlfriend's ovaries.

I love how much Crying there is by the Eunich's on this board about their "rep".

[scorpio]

While you were working the car wash this morning...I was spraining your girlfriend's ovaries.

I love how much Crying there is by the Eunich's on this board about their "rep".

Dude, that was TWO complete sentences, with no spelling mistakes! Although "crying" and "eunichs" aren't supposed to be capitalized. Nonetheless, you get a gold star.

[sirhcyennek81]

good lord...

[DarkHorse30]

...Ahem.

Jingle Bells
Vermeil Smells
Gooooonther laid an egg
Your O-line's old,
Watch them hold,
and Plummer got away
HEY!


Bwa ha ha!! So that's why Vermeil is always squinting...(the STENCH!)

[Iowanian]

scorpsnow is now in town
to give himself a reach around
Donkey fan, after win
but not here, before the game begin

Don't worry Donkey
The Money's good, I'll be back
when I poke your wife,
her hip bones crack.

[scorpio]

scorpsnow is now in town
to give himself a reach around
Donkey fan, after win
but not here, before the game begin

Don't worry Donkey
The Money's good, I'll be back
when I poke your wife,
her hip bones crack.

How can you give yourself a reach-around?

[Iowanian]

In your case, I'm sure you just rub your Thumb and index finger on your skin-thimble like you're trying to make a fire in 20 seconds.

[scorpio]

In your case, I'm sure you just rub your Thumb and index finger on your skin-thimble like you're trying to make a fire in 20 seconds.

How is that reaching around? Your smack is the weakest of all the Chef homos. I just love how you went from trying to suck us off after we dominated your stupid asses to running your mouth in less than a day.

[Iowanian]

In full contact smack...I am trained by the Bruce smackLee Clan....you're a part time student at the studios of Rex Kwon DO

I could never keep up with a Sense like you, while you're wearing those cool Zuda Pants.

[Iowanian]

Donk fans Sore from Celebrating,
they say "the Chiefs are o'er the hill".
working on this weeks excuse,
"but..but..but its Hot in Jaxonville"

Chief fans wounds are healing
BBQ is finger lickin
Philly Comes to Arrowhead This week
Eagle Tastes like Chicken.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Exibit A of a orangemange scabeating, butt picker.

And this is the guy who whines "why's everybody always picking on me"

[BMF Bronco]

Dude, that was TWO complete sentences, with no spelling mistakes! Although "crying" and "eunichs" aren't supposed to be capitalized. Nonetheless, you get a gold star.

not to mention the added apostrophy on eunichs, not needed.

[Tombstone RJ]

Donk fans Sore from Celebrating,
they say "the Chiefs are o'er the hill".
working on this weeks excuse,
"but..but..but its Hot in Jaxonville"

Chief fans wounds are healing
BBQ is finger lickin
Philly Comes to Arrowhead This week
Eagle Tastes like Chicken.

But the chefs are still gonna be 2-2 going into the bye week.

[Iowanian]

...and Preseason, looking at the schedule, I think every Chief fan I know said they'd feel pretty damn good about the Chiefs chances of at least winning the division, coming out 2-2 or better. Make that 2-2, getting back a Starting Caliber Olineman(Welbourne) a starting CB who is a huge improvement over McCleon.....and an additional week for Roaf to heal and Black/Sampson/Bober to figure out the RT spot....I feel good.

With McNabb's sprained meat curtain.....I like KC's chances at Arrowhead, better than the Donks in Jax...they have a stout D.


Ps....instead of Grading my note Mrs Crabtree, maybe you ladies should be studying with your smack tutor. You're terrible. I feel pretty good about my grammar and spelling if the Mange is being graded on the bell Curve.

[GSRelyea]

The funny part is that the Chiefs are actually favored against the Eagles. Westbrook will have a field day with that scrub defense.

[Tombstone RJ]

...and Preseason, looking at the schedule, I think every Chief fan I know said they'd feel pretty damn good about the Chiefs chances of at least winning the division, coming out 2-2 or better. Make that 2-2, getting back a Starting Caliber Olineman(Welbourne) a starting CB who is a huge improvement over McCleon.....and an additional week for Roaf to heal and Black/Sampson/Bober to figure out the RT spot....I feel good.

With McNabb's sprained meat curtain.....I like KC's chances at Arrowhead, better than the Donks in Jax...they have a stout D.


Ps....instead of Grading my note Mrs Crabtree, maybe you ladies should be studying with your smack tutor. You're terrible. I feel pretty good about my grammar and spelling if the Mange is being graded on the bell Curve.


There were plenty of chef fans saying that the chefs were going to be 4-0 going into the bye week, before the Monday night meltdown. Now those same knuckleheads are saying, "oh, well, we'd be happy with 2-2 because of the tough schedule."

I really don't care what you claim you said two months ago, I just know what was being said by multiple mullet heads this last weekend.

[Alkazar]

Dude, that was TWO complete sentences, with no spelling mistakes! Although "crying" and "eunichs" aren't supposed to be capitalized. Nonetheless, you get a gold star.
Actually its spelled eunuchs, not eunichs, so he did misspell something.

[Iowanian]

There were plenty of chef fans saying that the chefs were going to be 4-0 going into the bye week,


I sure didn't see it. If they did....they're probably in Jr High and or an idiot.

No reasonable football fan, could have looked at the Schedule in preseason, and thought the Jets(playoff team), Oakland(away..night game), At Denver(mnf) and Philly(championship team 3 years running) were going to be swept by KC.

The Bye week comes at a good time, to let the dings heal, get the 2 suspended players back in the flow, and prepare for the next 4 games, which on paper, get a little easier than the first 4.

* Tombstone....Someone from Arkansas....really wish to use Mullet jokes?

** You grammar ninnies can suk mah boaws. I wasn't aware posting on a bb was a doctoral dissertation.