The Night Before the Donk Ass Kicking - by Bob

[Bob's your Information Minister]

'Twas the night before the Donk Ass Kicking, when all through Motel 6
Not a player was stirring, not even Eric Hicks

The playbooks were closed in their binders with care
In hopes that big plays soon would be there

The O-line were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of pancake blocks danced in their heads

And Dick in his jammies, ready for a cry
Had just walked the field at stinky Mile High

When out near Invesco there arose such a clatter
Dick looked up in the sky to see what was the matter

Back to the field he flew like Fast Eddie
Ran on to the sideline, he was feeling quite heady

When, what to Dick's watering eyes should appear
But a chop-blocking line, and a coach that was queer

With a little old quarterback, so lively and quick
Any pass he threw was sure to be a pick

More rapid than eagles, Dicks weapons they came
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name

"Now Dante! Now Gonzo! Now Priest and Big Johnson!"

"On Patrick! On Sammy! On Kendrell and Johnson!"

"To end of the end zone! To the quarterback's call!"

"Now blitz away! Blitz away! Blitz away all!"

So back to the sideline these Donk killers flew
With plannings of sacks, and and interceptions too

And then in a twinkling, Dick heard from the tunnel
A defensive coach who knew how to pummel

Dick flashed a quick grin, and was turning around
Down the path came Gunther, like a ravenous hound

He was dressed all in red, from his head to his toe
And his glasses were yellow, but mainly for show

A bundle of plays he had clutched in his grip
The Donkos offense he was ready to rip

He had a good plan, to attack Denver's soft underbelly,
His primary weapon? A defensive tackle named jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly road grader.
Dick laughed when he saw him, 100 times as big as raiderhader

A wink of Gun's eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave Dick to know he had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And pored over his gampelan; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his glasses aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the tunnel he rose;

He sprang to his bus, to his defense gave a whistle,
And away they all drove, soon to be chewing Donk gristle.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY DONK ASS-KICKING TO ALL!
AND TO ALL, A GOOD NIGHT!"

[SoCalBronco]

Your not exactly Robert Frost, Bob.

[rbackfactory80]

go f yourself puss

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Your not exactly Robert Frost, Bob.

It all rhymes! !Booya!

[Kaylore]

It all rhymes! !Booya!
/Slow clap

Uhh

[baja]

Geez what has happened to this site

I do more scrolling than reading

[ozomulsion]

That was very nice Bob. Have you showed your mom yet?

[SoCalBronco]

The playbooks were closed in their binders with care
In hopes that big plays soon would be there

The O-line were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of pancake blocks danced in their heads

And Dick in his jammies, ready for a cry
Had just walked the field at stinky Mile High

When out near Invesco there arose such a clatter
Dick looked up in the sky to see what was the matter

Back to the field he flew like Fast Eddie
Ran on to the sideline, he was feeling quite heady

When, what to Dick's watering eyes should appear
But a chop-blocking line, and a coach that was queer

With a little old quarterback, so lively and quick
Any pass he threw was sure to be a pick

More rapid than eagles, Dicks weapons they came
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name

"Now Dante! Now Gonzo! Now Priest and Big Johnson!"

"On Patrick! On Sammy! On Kendrell and Johnson!"

"To end of the end zone! To the quarterback's call!"

"Now blitz away! Blitz away! Blitz away all!"

So back to the sideline these Donk killers flew
With plannings of sacks, and and interceptions too

And then in a twinkling, Dick heard from the tunnel
A defensive coach who knew how to pummel

Dick flashed a quick grin, and was turning around
Down the path came Gunther, like a ravenous hound

He was dressed all in red, from his head to his toe
And his glasses were yellow, but mainly for show

A bundle of plays he had clutched in his grip
The Donkos offense he was ready to rip

He had a good plan, to attack Denver's soft underbelly,
His primary weapon? A defensive tackle named jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly road grader.
Dick laughed when he saw him, 100 times as big as raiderhader

A wink of Gun's eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave Dick to know he had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And pored over his gampelan; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his glasses aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the tunnel he rose;

He sprang to his bus, to his defense gave a whistle,
And away they all drove, soon to be chewing Donk gristle.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY DONK ASS-KICKING TO ALL!
AND TO ALL, A GOOD NIGHT!"

Not surprisingly, your poem was littered with homosexual references. I found "Big Johnson" to be the most amusing.

[Kaylore]

Not surprisingly, your poem was littered with homosexual references. I found "Big Johnson" to be the most amusing.
Hilarious!

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Not surprisingly, your poem was littered with homosexual references. I found "Big Johnson" to be the most amusing.

I was referring to this definiton of queer:

queer
adj. queer·er, queer·est

1. Deviating from the expected or normal; strange: a queer situation.
2. Odd or unconventional, as in behavior; eccentric. See Synonyms at strange.
3. Of a questionable nature or character; suspicious.

[SoCalBronco]

"Chewing Donk Gristle" was somewhat disturbing as well.

[Priest Dante]

When, what to Dick's watering eyes should appear
But a chop-blocking line, and a coach that was queer

[/COLOR]

:~ohyah!:

[baja]

"Chewing Donk Gristle" was somewhat disturbing as well.

Wow I'm glad I didn't bother to read that thing.

[Kaylore]

I was referring to this definiton of queer:

queer
adj. queer·er, queer·est

1. Deviating from the expected or normal; strange: a queer situation.
2. Odd or unconventional, as in behavior; eccentric. See Synonyms at strange.
3. Of a questionable nature or character; suspicious.
You speak as one that has had to defend this before...

[RhymesayersDU]

All I know is, I've never been this excited for the weekend to end.

I can't wait to see Invesco tomorrow.

I picked up my dad from the airport tonight, and it was all lit up already.

I'm freakin' stoked.

[Rocket 7]

I was referring to this definiton of queer:

queer
adj. queer·er, queer·est

1. Deviating from the expected or normal; strange: a queer situation.
2. Odd or unconventional, as in behavior; eccentric. See Synonyms at strange.
3. Of a questionable nature or character; suspicious.
What do you mean "I was referring to this definition of a queer"
I don't know what's worse. You had time to write this or the ability to find it.
If your talking queer I have to take it from somebody that knows

[Bob's your Information Minister]

What do you mean "I was referring to this definition of a queer"
I don't know what's worse. You had time to write this or the ability to find it.
If your talking queer I have to take it from somebody that knows

www.dictionary.com is handy.

[sirhcyennek81]

So gonna love the month long absense of some chief fans from this board...When denver sends kansas city home, with an embarassing loss on national tv, maybe then we can stop hearing how "good" the chief defense is.

[Rocket 7]

www.dictionary.com is handy.
Don't need a dictionary to look up queer. I could just find you.

[baja]

http://www.authentichistory.com/images/1970s/general_1970s/1977_gay_bob_doll_1.jpg

[24champ]

http://www.authentichistory.com/images/1970s/general_1970s/1977_gay_bob_doll_1.jpg

LOL REP!!!! FRUCK YOU BOOB! THATS GOING ON MY AVATAR!

[SoCalBronco]

It was the night before game day,
with Bob on the computer, insisting as usual, that he wasnt gay.

He couldnt wait to see his Chiefs, he was hoping for utter domination
Ignoring the fact, that as a 23 yr. old parent's basement living virgin, his life was an abomination

He felt confident in Trent Green, he knew the coaching staff would come through,
little did he know that in 24 hours the Planet would be melting down, full of chants of "boo....boo".

Willie Roaf's gonna play, you Donk's are idiots he'd say,
only to find out that his entire OL couldnt even hold the real DJ at bay.

Bob calls our coach a queer and says Plummer's good for a few "pick six"
yet this is the same guy on the Planet who once said "only a guy like me could like chix with dix"

Bailey's overrated and Plummer's just a stupid putz?
Get real, GoChiefs, why dont you get off of Vermeil's Nuts.

Sitting in his bed, late at night, surrounded by his Star Wars toys
Fretting about the Chiefs Monday Night chances you say? Nah..he's just thinking of boys.

Priest's gonna run wild, LJ's gonna roll you, tomorrow night's gonna be so damn cool,
Wake up, Meatpeeker, by this time tomorrow you'll be exposed yet again as a blathering fool.

[sirhcyennek81]

*sheds a tear...that...was so moving...*applauds

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Good stuff. ROFL!

[baja]

Bob's dog looks worried.....

http://www.pamperedpuppy.com/images/features/200305_chicdoggie_01.jpg

[24champ]

Bob's dog looks worried.....

http://www.pamperedpuppy.com/images/features/200305_chicdoggie_01.jpg

you mean mating partner.....

http://umdgrb.umd.edu/pretz/images/Free_Dog.jpg

[RedDread]

Rhyming Johnson with Johnson.....BRILLIANT!!!

http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/2004/12/27/inside1-guinness.jpg

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

The Night Before the Donk Ass Kicking - by Bob...

Don't quit your day gig.

[24champ]

Don't quit your day gig.

which is posting on the mane.....

[wabbit]

Yeah, I'd heard of dueling banjos, but never dueling poems

Takes you back to a more...effeminate time

Soft summer nights, sitting around the candle, trying to invent some creative way to get past her Victorian virtues...not to mention the formidable Victorian girdle

Today, it's literary football confrontation, along with the easier social path of; 'why don't we get drunk & screw'

Ah, Progress

Ah, progress

[Bob's your Information Minister]

wabbit, what's the skinny on reminding Donk players and coaches of last December's ass-whupping in KC?

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

What's the skinny on the number of playoff games the McChiefs have won in the last 30 years?

Hilarious!

[wabbit]

wabbit, what's the skinny on reminding Donk players and coaches of last December's ass-whupping in KC?

The final score will be on their reminder board as the players leave the locker room to go out to the field.

Every reporter I know...plus several I don't, have reminded them repeatedly every day.

I think they remember

[SoCalBronco]

Wabbit, what did you see at the Valley this week? Did they look determined, were they working their asses off? Whats the whispers over there, is the staff confident about this game?

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Roaf & Dunn Doubtful for Monday Night

http://www.chiefswarpath.com/cgi-bin/news/viewnews.cgi?category=1&id=1127659881

[Spider]

Ha! one of the cast of Delieverence giving Poetry a try ........

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Ha! one of the cast of Delieverence giving Poetry a try ........

:laugh:

^5

[SNR_Chief]

It's being posted now that should the Chiefs lose tomorrow, I reserve the right to blame Bob for jinxing us. It shall be used as a perfectly rational excuse, notwithstanding avatar bets made with Orangemane posters, to which I shall pay up if the circumstances arise.

[SNR_Chief]

you mean mating partner.....WTF is that?! :nono:

[Kaylore]

Let me try:

Jingle Bells,
Vermeil Smells
Gooonther laid an egg
Kennison
Quit again
and Tatum got away, HEY!

[SoCalBronco]

Let me try:

Jingle Bells,
Vermeil Smells
Gooonther laid an egg
Kennison
Quit again
and Tatum got away, HEY!

Rep.

[24champ]

WTF is that?! :nono:

thats your cousin....i believe that all queef fans are related are they not?

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Are the McChiefs going to wear those cute little clown pants to Invesco again?

The ones they tried out a couple years ago?

rofl

[theodnixon]

Bob,

I might not have been here long but I am convinced you have no personal nor work life...

ps. aol just called............there charging you internet usage by the minute now.

[wabbit]

Wabbit, what did you see at the Valley this week? Did they look determined, were they working their asses off? Whats the whispers over there, is the staff confident about this game?

They are very determined...if nothing else...not to embarrass themselves on Monday Night Football again.

They've lost 5 of their last 6 appearances, and have been reminded of that more times than was polite.

As for the game itself, everyone is acutely aware of KCs' upgrades on defense, and the belief is that if the running game is ever going to get chugging into a higher gear, it'll start tomorrow night.

Shanahan made no bones about the fact that he is still very angry about that 45-17 debacle last season...for several reasons.

The players & coaches are also very aware that the fans are uneasy about this team...after that ridiculous outing in Miami, but then an almost heroic win over the Chargers.

The reason that has some real importance is because no-one wants to re-visit the boo-bird gallery again...especially before a huge national audience.

Oh, yes, the question.

Yes...they're ready.

[SoCalBronco]

Thanks for that great report, Wabbit. We gotta really play balls to the wall tomorrow. We can afford to lose only 1 more game in the next 6 and still make the playoffs given our second half schedule. We really really need this game.

[SNR_Chief]

thats your cousin....i believe that all queef fans are related are they not?Holy ****. You're a fricking dumbass.

[Spider]

Holy ****. You're a fricking dumbass.
Well you cant blame Champ , that whole Ozark Inbreeding thing .... led alot of us to think this way ;D

[baja]

Holy ****. You're a fricking dumbass.

Now there is some orginal smack

[Eli_Cash]

"The playbooks were closed in their binders with care"


Not Larry's........

[Kaylore]

"The playbooks were closed in their binders with care"


Not Larry's........
:D

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Holy ****. You're a fricking dumbass.

There's little evidence you'll be receiving that MENSA application in the mail anytime in the foreseeable future.

[baja]

There's little evidence you'll be receiving that MENSA application in the mail anytime in the foreseeable future.

Oh no he got it but he thought it was a laxative add and being full of shiit he sent away for it.... He's sluggishly checking the mail every day.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Oh no he got it but he thought it was a laxative add and being full of shiit he sent away for it.... He's sluggishly checking the mail every day.

:giggle:

[24champ]

Holy ****. You're a fricking dumbass.


:unamused: your pathetic snr. i mean really that has to be THE worst comeback on the mane. Go back into your teepee.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Lamar Sez:

"Yawn. Hey Bob - wake me up when you pissants finally win that trophy that was named after me."

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/staff/lamar_hunt.jpg

[SNR_Chief]

yeah..., im just going to type like this because im a dumass and dont konw how to use teh shift key i like jack off cows all your base are belong to us

People who type like this annoy the piss out of me. Champ is certainly no exception.

[baja]

Lamar Sez:

"Yawn. Hey Bob - wake me up when you pissants finally win that trophy that was named after me."

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/staff/lamar_hunt.jpg

Now you have gone and made him mad.

http://www.asecular.com/musings/terms/mullet.jpg

[24champ]

yeah..., im just going to type like this because im a dumass and dont konw how to use teh shift key i like J-O cows all your base are belong to us

People who type like this annoy the piss out of me. Champ is certainly no exception.

cry me a river.

[SNR_Chief]

:unamused: your pathetic snr. i mean really that has to be THE worst comeback on the mane. Go back into your teepee.Right. I'm the ill-educated Chiefs fan. I dun know no better. I just hope them there Chiefs can learn your Broncos a thing'er two about foosball playin'.

[Kaylore]

Now you have gone and made him mad.

http://www.asecular.com/musings/terms/mullet.jpg
ROFL! There are some funny threads tonight.

[Liebs]

'Twas the night before the Donk Ass Kicking, when all through Motel 6
Not a player was stirring, not even Eric Hicks

The playbooks were closed in their binders with care
In hopes that big plays soon would be there

The O-line were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of pancake blocks danced in their heads

And Dick in his jammies, ready for a cry
Had just walked the field at stinky Mile High

When out near Invesco there arose such a clatter
Dick looked up in the sky to see what was the matter

Back to the field he flew like Fast Eddie
Ran on to the sideline, he was feeling quite heady

When, what to Dick's watering eyes should appear
But a chop-blocking line, and a coach that was queer

With a little old quarterback, so lively and quick
Any pass he threw was sure to be a pick

More rapid than eagles, Dicks weapons they came
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name

"Now Dante! Now Gonzo! Now Priest and Big Johnson!"

"On Patrick! On Sammy! On Kendrell and Johnson!"

"To end of the end zone! To the quarterback's call!"

"Now blitz away! Blitz away! Blitz away all!"

So back to the sideline these Donk killers flew
With plannings of sacks, and and interceptions too

And then in a twinkling, Dick heard from the tunnel
A defensive coach who knew how to pummel

Dick flashed a quick grin, and was turning around
Down the path came Gunther, like a ravenous hound

He was dressed all in red, from his head to his toe
And his glasses were yellow, but mainly for show

A bundle of plays he had clutched in his grip
The Donkos offense he was ready to rip

He had a good plan, to attack Denver's soft underbelly,
His primary weapon? A defensive tackle named jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly road grader.
Dick laughed when he saw him, 100 times as big as raiderhader

A wink of Gun's eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave Dick to know he had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And pored over his gampelan; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his glasses aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the tunnel he rose;

He sprang to his bus, to his defense gave a whistle,
And away they all drove, soon to be chewing Donk gristle.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY DONK ASS-KICKING TO ALL!
AND TO ALL, A GOOD NIGHT!"
yo man your post makes me sad. you really need to get away from the cpu, maybe get out a little more.

regarding your pretty poem....the chiefs havent won a playoff game in how long?

[RedDread]

yo man your post makes me sad. you really need to get away from the cpu, maybe get out a little more.

regarding your pretty poem....the chiefs havent won a playoff game in how long?

hey look, more history questions!

Comon people, how bout a little game related smack?

no?

okay.

[24champ]

hey look, more history questions!

Comon people, how bout a little game related smack?

no?

okay.

truth hurts..... thwack

[Spider]

hey look, more history questions!

Comon people, how bout a little game related smack?

no?

okay.
LOL . game related Smack ....... No problem put a good team in front of us and watch us smack away .........

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

...the chiefs havent won a playoff game in how long?

Chirp chirp...

Maybe he had to look it up in his sports almanac.

[Spider]

LOL for Chief fan .............

[Spider]

:militia:

[24champ]

classic spidey....LOL

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

ROFL!

OMG!

My f*cking sides are hurting, dude!

[Spider]

!Booya!

[24champ]

Looks like all the queef fans ran for the hills, you know the ones that tried to take over the board....

[Spider]

Looks like all the queef fans ran for the hills, you know the ones that tried to take over the board.... ROFL!

[GreatBronco16]

LOL for Chief fan .............


LMAO! Too damn funny.

[SNR_Chief]

yo man your post makes me sad. you really need to get away from the cpu, maybe get out a little more.

regarding your pretty poem....the chiefs havent won a playoff game in how long?So that means you guys will win tonight because you've won a playoff game more recently than we have?

Keep dreamin' Denver fanboys.

I'll be back after the game to either watch you guys eat crow or eat crow in front of you all. Good luck to both teams, and may the better team win (KC) :boxing:

[patteeu]

Outstanding poem, Bob. :thumbs:

[watermock]

That was very nice Bob. Have you showed your mom yet?

You should put that on your garage refrigerator Bob.

[24champ]

You should put that on your garage refrigerator Bob.

in other words he has to put it up in his room...

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Glad it is such a hit.

[Victor]

"Now Dante! Now Gonzo! Now Priest and Big Johnson!"

"On Patrick! On Sammy! On Kendrell and Johnson!"

Nice. You managed to rhyme "Johnson" with the word "Johnson". Brilliant. You really had your brain working overtime on that one.

[SoCalBronco]

"Now Dante! Now Gonzo! Now Priest and Big Johnson!"

"On Patrick! On Sammy! On Kendrell and Johnson!"

Nice. You managed to rhyme "Johnson" with the word "Johnson". Brilliant. You really had your brain working overtime on that one.

Well...clearly his brain was thinking of Derrick Johnson's Big Johnson, so obviously he didnt have much time to sort out little trivial things like making the poem work out right.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Larry Johnson...and Derrick Johnson.

I couldn't find any two other players names that rhymed, ya know?

[24champ]

"Now Dante! Now Gonzo! Now Priest and Big Johnson!"

"On Patrick! On Sammy! On Kendrell and Johnson!"

Nice. You managed to rhyme "Johnson" with the word "Johnson". Brilliant. You really had your brain working overtime on that one.

Bob really loves johnsons!!!!!

[footstepsfrom#27]

No way I'm reading all this crapola...you lost me when you started fantasizing about "Dick in his jammies"... :flush:

[Iowanian]

Team Chiefsplanet Rules.

Eagerly pecking their keyboards, orangemane
they cry during Inros....Starting at RB,
that fat lard Ron Dayne

Jake as their QB, rolls to the flat
2 KC Lbers crush with a splat.
Our Johsons' are Big, Fast and quick like a cat

Donk fans and spider think the donks win for certain
After this loss they're hiding at home,
under their mama's, nasty meat curtains.

they hate sex their sisters and punch out their wives
A sorry existence, are donky fans lives.

Camaro and mullet and sister jokes silenced.
They've never seen Linebackers, play with such violence
With this loss their season, is effectively done
Now Donk fans signing up, for Smack 101.

Not even cheating on salary or chop blocking line
prevents Vermeil from enjoying...
his Victory Wine.

Now Step aside Donk fans and give me some room
You've had your ass kicked again
by the Keyboard of Dooooooooooooooom.

[Ratboy]

Not surprisingly, your poem was littered with homosexual references. I found "Big Johnson" to be the most amusing.

That caught my eye too. Bob seems to insert subliminal gay messages in all his posts.

[Ratboy]

Team Chiefsplanet Rules.

Eagerly pecking their keyboards, orangemane
they cry during Inros....Starting at RB,
that fat lard Ron Dayne

Jake as their QB, rolls to the flat
2 KC Lbers crush with a splat.
Our Johsons' are Big, Fast and quick like a cat

Donk fans and spider think the donks win for certain
After this loss they're hiding at home,
under their mama's, nasty meat curtains.

they hate sex their sisters and punch out their wives
A sorry existence, are donky fans lives.

Camaro and mullet and sister jokes silenced.
They've never seen Linebackers, play with such violence
With this loss their season, is effectively done
Now Donk fans signing up, for Smack 101.

Not even cheating on salary or chop blocking line
prevents Vermeil from enjoying...
his Victory Wine.

Now Step aside Donk fans and give me some room
You've had your ass kicked again
by the Keyboard of Dooooooooooooooom.

You're an idiot. Even Bob's showed less idiocy.

[Iowanian]

Ratboy chimes in with nothing worth posting
an inflamed verginer,
From Iowanian's roasting.

[Ratboy]

Ratboy chimes in with nothing worth posting
an inflamed verginer,
From Iowanian's roasting.

http://video.lisarein.com/eminem/eminem-peace.jpg

[Spider]

Team Chiefsplanet Rules.

Eagerly pecking their keyboards, orangemane
they cry during Inros....Starting at RB,
that fat lard Ron Dayne

Jake as their QB, rolls to the flat
2 KC Lbers crush with a splat.
Our Johsons' are Big, Fast and quick like a cat

Donk fans and spider think the donks win for certain
After this loss they're hiding at home,
under their mama's, nasty meat curtains.

they hate sex their sisters and punch out their wives
A sorry existence, are donky fans lives.

Camaro and mullet and sister jokes silenced.
They've never seen Linebackers, play with such violence
With this loss their season, is effectively done
Now Donk fans signing up, for Smack 101.

Not even cheating on salary or chop blocking line
prevents Vermeil from enjoying...
his Victory Wine.

Now Step aside Donk fans and give me some room
You've had your ass kicked again
by the Keyboard of Dooooooooooooooom.
in other words ........

[Iowanian]

Spider has nothing and nothing is new
His only smack in a tubesock..covered in goo

Gripping his thimble with finger and thumb
not knowing his smack is tired and dumb.

He'll watch tonights game, with really cheap booze
Employment an option but one he won't choose.

Its not spider's fandom that makes his thimble orange
Its cheetos, no job and downloaded pRon.

[Spider]

Spider has nothing and nothing is new
His only smack in a tubesock..covered in goo

Gripping his thimble with finger and thumb
not knowing his smack is tired and dumb.

He'll watch tonights game, with really cheep booze
Employment an option but one he won't choose.

Its not spider's fandom that makes his thimble orange
Its cheetos, no job and downloaded pRon.
wouldnt that be be porn shorty ?

[BigRedChief]

From Nixhex over at the coalition:

With apologies to Jimmy Buffet...

Miami was no fluke
Why, just watch the Snake puke
Nothin’ here goin’ according to Hoyle
Half the team is from Cleveland
The rest under-chievin’
Even the Coors is beginnin’ to spoil

Chorus:

Wastin' away again in Elwayville
Searching for one last Superbowl shot
Some DonkFans claim that Shan-a-han’s not to blame
But we know it’s all the Mastermind’s fault

We don’t know the reason
He’s stayed all these seasons
Nothin’ to show since ol’ Horse-face retired
But leading his Ponies
He’s a fraud and a phony
It’s amazing he hasn’t been fired

Chorus:

Wastin' away again in Elwayville
Searching for one last Superbowl shot
Some DonkFans claim that Shan-a-han’s not to blame
But we know it’s all the Mastermind’s fault

Blown out at Invesco
And the fans all say “let’s go”
As Priest takes another one back to the house
And there’s boos in the South stands
For a poorly drawn game plan
And ol’ Ratty’s just tryin’ to hang on
Wastin' away again in Elwayville
Searching for one last Superbowl shot
DonkFan now claims that Shan-a-han is to blame
Yes we know it’s all the Mastermind’s fault

[Spider]

Red Neck Poetry .......... I got one ........
http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/starlite/backgrounds/user224520213.jpg \
a picture says a thousand words

[Iowanian]

The parking lot silent
Orangeforce one plays a sad song
the funeral procession
for the young season gone.

A loss to the Chiefs
Awaiting the Riot
If a mouse were to fart
the tention would light it.

Meck holding T@co, Crying in beer
Post season hopes over before they were here.
Your man hugs were Cool, pregame ES..PN
The Pain of your loss, sport Center's top 10.

[Spider]

The parking lot silent
Orangeforce one plays a sad song
the funeral procession
for the young season gone.

A loss to the Chiefs
Awaiting the Riot
If a mouse were to fart
the tention would light it.

Meck holding T@co, Crying in beer
Post season hopes over before they were here.
Your man hugs were Cool, pregame ES..PN
The Pain of your loss, sport Center's top 10.
Sounds more like conception day at the IOWANIAN Mobil home

[redhed]

And I thought peeps at the mane would have something this week. Nope, just a buncha weak cliche' pix, no real smack at all.
Winner (so far): Chiefsplanet

Less than 5 hours to go now, maybe there will be a rally...



/I'm not objective

[redhed]

And that is a great poem, Bob.

[elsid13]

Bobo who did you steal that from??? I very afraid that you went to jail, that you might become someone name Buddy's life partner. Which in your case, means that you will be finally getting some.

[24champ]

And I thought peeps at the mane would have something this week. Nope, just a buncha weak cliche' pix, no real smack at all.
Winner (so far): Chiefsplanet

Less than 5 hours to go now, maybe there will be a rally...



/I'm not objective

say what? All you toilet planet members got to show is some weak ass poems! talk about losers. :giggle:

[redhed]

I shoulda looked around a little more before I posted, 24cb. I'll give credit where credit is due: some of the pix here are darn funny. Even for a Chief s fan.


/Mane fans makin' a slight comeback

[elsid13]

I shoulda looked around a little more before I posted, 24cb. I'll give credit where credit is due: some of the pix here are darn funny. Even for a Chief s fan.


/Mane fans makin' a slight comeback


Come back, heck we already lapped you 3 times and coming around to pass you for fourth.

[redhed]

Come back, heck we already lapped you 3 times and coming around to pass you for fourth.

Fourth place in the AFCW? Sounds about right.

That's a whole lotta lapping, by golly.
I've got a big 'ol bowl of defeat for ya. Lap it up, lappers!
_i_O_i_ :redbutt:

[Victor]

Fourth place in the AFCW? Sounds about right.

That's a whole lotta lapping, by golly.
I've got a big 'ol bowl of defeat for ya. Lap it up, lappers!
_i_O_i_ :redbutt:

Redhed...good smack man..."a big 'ol bowl of defeat". Ouch. I didn't even know you were a professional football player. I thought that you were simply a gerbil stuffer.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

So how many members of that squaw defense have played at altitude before? Thye will be panting like a big dog by half time.

[redhed]

Redhed...good smack man..."a big 'ol bowl of defeat". Ouch. I didn't even know you were a professional football player. I thought that you were simply a gerbil stuffer.

WTF is it with this board and the gay references? Waaaaay too much of that going on...

[Ratboy]

And I thought peeps at the mane would have something this week. Nope, just a buncha weak cliche' pix, no real smack at all.
Winner (so far): Chiefsplanet

Less than 5 hours to go now, maybe there will be a rally...



/I'm not objective

Please come back after Denver hands KC the first loss of the season.

[Victor]

WTF is it with this board and the gay references? Waaaaay too much of that going on...

I was referring to taxidermy. Get out of the gutter.

[rbackfactory80]

six more hours and this is all over.

[Ratboy]

six more hours and this is all over.

I figured it would be over around 10.

[24champ]

WTF is it with this board and the gay references? Waaaaay too much of that going on...


did you get offended? Hilarious!

[Iowanian]

So how many members of that squaw defense have played at altitude before? Thye will be panting like a big dog by half time.

So...are you saying that would be a valid excuse?...like when Donk fans whined about the HEAT when Miami had sex with your defense?


tonight...Chief fans will be showing you all our "3 and Oooooohhhhhh" face.

[24champ]

So...are you saying that would be a valid excuse?...like when Donk fans whined about the HEAT when Miami had sex with your defense?


tonight...Chief fans will be showing you all our "3 and Oooooohhhhhh" face.

Just remember the last 6 games we have run all over your sorry and pathetic team..... 4321~

[rbackfactory80]

when Miami had sex with your defense?




That was brilliant. NOT!!!!

[Iowanian]

Aren't you two, the fools that disappeared all week after Chief fans pulled your dresses over your heads?

[Iowanian]

Just remember the last 6 games we have run all over your sorry and pathetic team..... 4321~

What was the score of the last meeting of KC and Denver again?

who is running the ball tonight? Clinton Portis? NO....a Broken, stoned Mike Anderson? A fumblin fool with a bad wheel?....Ron bwhahahahaha Dayne?

[24champ]

Aren't you two, the fools that disappeared all week after Chief fans pulled your dresses over your heads?

I wanted to ask you the same thing, it seems like the queefs havent sniffed the SB in 30 years. Why did you guys disappear? Hurry up and ask your great-grandpa.....

[rbackfactory80]

What was the score of the last meeting of KC and Denver again?

who is running the ball tonight? Clinton Portis? NO....a Broken, stoned Mike Anderson? A fumblin fool with a bad wheel?....Ron bwhahahahaha Dayne?


Keep your idiotic comments coming you only have another 2 hours before you disappear. For good hopefully.

[24champ]

What was the score of the last meeting of KC and Denver again?

who is running the ball tonight? Clinton Portis? NO....a Broken, stoned Mike Anderson? A fumblin fool with a bad wheel?....Ron bwhahahahaha Dayne?

Your a tool, are we playing at NARROWHEAD? NO! Last time i remember a midget raped your defense for 156 yards.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

So how many members of that squaw defense have played at altitude before? Thye will be panting like a big dog by half time.

I have a feeling they won't be spending much time on the field. Nyah!

[24champ]

I have a feeling they won't be spending much time on the field. Nyah!

Yeah D-will run the ball back every time for a TD.... Ha!

[Rohirrim]

How many games must the mulletheads lose
before their Lombardi dreams flee?
How many embarassing playoffs must pass
before they can finally see?
Yes, and how many old Hank Stram films must they watch
before the reality sets in?

The answer they dread,
it sucks in Narrowhead
The answer is it sucks in Narrowhead.

How many times must the Chefs come to grief
after they've filled you with hope?
How many stars must you see carted off
for wife beating or smoking dope?
How many tears must Dick wipe from his cheeks
before you are tired of his crying?

The answer they dread,
it sucks in Narrowhead.
The answer is it sucks in Narrowhead.

Yes, and how many trips to Mile High will you take
and see all the towering mountain peaks?
And know that no matter what happens in this game
you have to return to Kansas City?
Yes and how many losses before you will see
the moving trucks head for L.A.?

The answer they dread
it sucks in Narrowhead
The answer is it sucks in Narrowhead.

[Spider]

How many games must the mulletheads lose
before their Lombardi dreams flee?
How many embarassing playoffs must pass
before they can finally see?
Yes, and how many old Hank Stram films must they watch
before the reality sets in?

The answer they dread,
it sucks in Narrowhead
The answer is it sucks in Narrowhead.

How many times must the Chefs come to grief
after they've filled you with hope?
How many stars must you see carted off
for wife beating or smoking dope?
How many tears must Dick wipe from his cheeks
before you are tired of his crying?

The answer they dread,
it sucks in Narrowhead.
The answer is it sucks in Narrowhead.

Yes, and how many trips to Mile High will you take
and see all the towering mountain peaks?
And know that no matter what happens in this game
you have to return to Kansas City?
Yes and how many losses before you will see
the moving trucks head for L.A.?

The answer they dread
it sucks in Narrowhead
The answer is it sucks in Narrowhead.
Now that is a Poem ......... ;D

[TheReverend]

'Twas the night before the Donk Ass Kicking, when all through Motel 6
Not a player was stirring, not even Eric Hicks

The playbooks were closed in their binders with care
In hopes that big plays soon would be there

The O-line were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of pancake blocks danced in their heads

And Dick in his jammies, ready for a cry
Had just walked the field at stinky Mile High

When out near Invesco there arose such a clatter
Dick looked up in the sky to see what was the matter

Back to the field he flew like Fast Eddie
Ran on to the sideline, he was feeling quite heady

When, what to Dick's watering eyes should appear
But a chop-blocking line, and a coach that was queer

With a little old quarterback, so lively and quick
Any pass he threw was sure to be a pick

More rapid than eagles, Dicks weapons they came
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name

"Now Dante! Now Gonzo! Now Priest and Big Johnson!"

"On Patrick! On Sammy! On Kendrell and Johnson!"

"To end of the end zone! To the quarterback's call!"

"Now blitz away! Blitz away! Blitz away all!"

So back to the sideline these Donk killers flew
With plannings of sacks, and and interceptions too

And then in a twinkling, Dick heard from the tunnel
A defensive coach who knew how to pummel

Dick flashed a quick grin, and was turning around
Down the path came Gunther, like a ravenous hound

He was dressed all in red, from his head to his toe
And his glasses were yellow, but mainly for show

A bundle of plays he had clutched in his grip
The Donkos offense he was ready to rip

He had a good plan, to attack Denver's soft underbelly,
His primary weapon? A defensive tackle named jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly road grader.
Dick laughed when he saw him, 100 times as big as raiderhader

A wink of Gun's eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave Dick to know he had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And pored over his gampelan; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his glasses aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the tunnel he rose;

He sprang to his bus, to his defense gave a whistle,
And away they all drove, soon to be chewing Donk gristle.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY DONK ASS-KICKING TO ALL!
AND TO ALL, A GOOD NIGHT!"

Well... you cant say he's not a creative homo.

[24champ]

Iowonian thanks for the neg rep. Shows that i pissed you off which is exactly what i wanted to do.

[rbackfactory80]

Iowonian thanks for the neg rep. Shows that i pissed you off which is exactly what i wanted to do.


yeah he negative rep me too. I don't care about that as much as having to see his scum bag name on my user cp page.

[24champ]

yeah he negative rep me too. I don't care about that as much as having to see his scum bag name on my user cp page.
rep hahah yeah hes on PMS too like bob. They all get PMS this time of the year....

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

So...are you saying that would be a valid excuse?...like when Donk fans whined about the HEAT when Miami had sex with your defense?


tonight...Chief fans will be showing you all our "3 and Oooooohhhhhh" face.

Being from Iowa, you don't know anything about air. Your whole state smells like one big pile of pig sh**.

[24champ]

Being from Iowa, you don't know anything about air. Your whole state smells like one big pile of pig sh**.

Didnt Iowa get spanked over the weekend?

[Iowanian]

I've lived in CO, near Conifer...tell me that Denver smells like the air at the bristlecone pines......i guess that means all of CO car exhaust and your gym socks? No.

I'll be gone until after the game now,fools.

If I can't get back tonight...I WILL be here tomorrow afternoon/evening rain or shine.

Good luck. No injuries.

[redhed]

I was referring to taxidermy. Get out of the gutter.

Taxidermy, yeah, riiiiiight. Must be the trophy animal in CO. You guys and Richard Gere, it figures.


I'll be back here to take my lumps if your team wins.
You can be sure I'll be back to see this board flip out if the Chief s win.
Chief s 30
Bronco s 20
Chief s O hits 30 for the first time this season against the ex-Browns. Achy Jakey make-a-mistakey is not so politely introduced to the Chief s new D. Dickie V gets a win in pilehigh before his retirement. Ron Dayne ponders retirement.

/Later, enjoy the game.

[ozomulsion]

Didnt Iowa get spanked over the weekend?

The past 2 weekends.

[24champ]

The past 2 weekends.
thats what i thought....

[Spider]

Is it too late to change your Poem Bob ? ROFL!

[GreatBronco16]

So no boob sighting on the board since the game started I guess?

Hmm, wonder why???

[Iowanian]

Its pretty much official that the Chiefs Backup OTs suck.
Its pretty obvious Sammy Parker folded under the lights like Spider's knees at a truckstop.

The Chiefs Defense gave up too many points early...the first Drive is on them....Horrible. I'm pissed they allowed the Fake the GD bootleg.

Chump going down can't help......3-4 scores by the KC isn't unthinkable at this point.

[AboveAverage]

Its pretty much official that the Chiefs Backup OTs suck.
Its pretty obvious Sammy Parker folded under the lights like Spider's knees at a truckstop.

The Chiefs Defense gave up too many points early...the first Drive is on them....Horrible. I'm pissed they allowed the Fake the GD bootleg.

Chump going down can't help......3-4 scores by the KC isn't unthinkable at this point.

This post leads me to ask....what's your drink of choice tonight?

[Iowanian]

water right now.

[Spider]

Its pretty much official that the Chiefs Backup OTs suck.
Its pretty obvious Sammy Parker folded under the lights like Spider's knees at a truckstop.

The Chiefs Defense gave up too many points early...the first Drive is on them....Horrible. I'm pissed they allowed the Fake the GD bootleg.

Chump going down can't help......3-4 scores by the KC isn't unthinkable at this point.
Now you know why I didnt bet .. cant take advantage of People like you .......... Hilarious!

[jbiel]

Game over Boobie, your talk is as good as the chefs play out there!!

Way to brag up your boys!!!

[Northman]

and they STILL cant stop the bootleg. lmao

[broncosteven]

So no boob sighting on the board since the game started I guess?

Hmm, wonder why???

His Daddy sent him to bed after his Bath at end of 1st Q!

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

ROFL! at the Boobster!

Guess the "information minister" bit is more than just a clever handle.

:laugh:

[24champ]

Chiefs got raped tonight thats all i gotta say.

[Clockwork Orange]

As I said before, your usual concession speech will do Bob. rofl

[Hulamau]

Lets all go raid Chump's planet and return Bob's favor for a bit :-)

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Chiefs got raped tonight thats all i gotta say.

They were put in c*cktail dresses and pink pumps and traded to some guy named "Tyrone" for a carton of Lucky Strikes.

:laugh:

[Iowanian]

Keep whining about your fuggin rep.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

It's the McChiefs' rep you should be worried about.

[wabbit]

...tonight...Chief fans will be showing you all our "3 and Oooooohhhhhh" face.

Now see...proof that even a Chiefy fan can be right once in the proverbial blue moon

Denver 3 & Oooooohhhhhh Chiefys 10

Bet you had to take your shoes & find your deformed brother/uncle to count up that one, eh?

[ZachKC]

Now see...proof that even a Chiefy fan can be right once in the proverbial blue moon

Denver 3 & Oooooohhhhhh Chiefys 10

Bet you had to take your shoes & find your deformed brother to count up that one, eh?
Look at how fast Wabbit posts after this game. Posts are few and far in between in past weeks and now he springs to the keybaord. Classic.

[wabbit]

Look at how fast Wabbit posts after this game. Posts are few and far in between in past weeks and now he springs to the keybaord. Classic.


Hey Zach...hows' it goin

Did ums hurt your feewings...hmmmm?

Frigging confrontational loser...bite me!

[Jetmeck]

Look at how fast Wabbit posts after this game. Posts are few and far in between in past weeks and now he springs to the keybaord. Classic.

Wabbitt is a BRONCO fan and brings inside info often to us and since he IS a Bronco fan can post anytime he likes. Maybe he doesn't feel the need to post useless crap all the time like some others. I don't recall him posting over at Chefs planet, you should try it sometime. Talk your crap somewhere else, take your pitiful team with you.

[wabbit]

Wabbitt is a BRONCO fan and brings inside info often to us and since he IS a Bronco fan can post anytime he likes. Maybe he doesn't feel the need to post useless crap all the time like some others. I don't recall him posting over at Chefs planet, you should try it sometime. Talk your crap somewhere else, take your pitiful team with you.


Thanks...the few, the proud


Tell you what...I don't rack up large numbers of posts partly because I WORK late, but also because I can't find too much interest when our resident village idiot authors 10 of the twenty threads.

Of course, Zach is always willing to add his one-line-deep knowledge about anything, but on most days he can only muster a smiley or two.

It speaks to the rather shallow, vain & petty depth of this troll.

[ZachKC]

Hey Zach...hows' it goin

Did ums hurt your feewings...hmmmm?

Frigging confrontational loser...bite me!
No hurt feelings at all. I just love how fast you sink to the lowest common denominator. What are you coworkers takes on this game? I look forward to you spewing them out.

[wabbit]

I'm just postin', man....I've been around, but then again, here I am defending myself.

Bite me, loser

[ZachKC]

Bite me, loser
Sounds you like you came up with that one yourself at least.

[Jetmeck]

No hurt feelings at all. I just love how fast you sink to the lowest common denominator. What are you coworkers takes on this game? I look forward to you spewing them out.

TAKE ? WHAT TAKE ? Your a** handed to you,
TAKE that back to Chefs planet.