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Victor
09-23-2005, 10:44 AM
Dante fields a punt
Beware! brave orange and blue
Chiefs like the back side

ChampBailey24
09-23-2005, 11:21 AM
hahahaha

Kaylore
09-23-2005, 11:23 AM
Monday Night football
A Night of Glory and Pain
Battle to the last!

Darkdoc
09-23-2005, 11:38 AM
Dante, Inferno lost
Kick returns for naught.
Hell in Denver for Hall.

crazyhorse
09-23-2005, 11:46 AM
Left handed passes
Jake Plummer's your quarterback
Flipping the fans off

Kaylore
09-23-2005, 11:49 AM
Left handed passes
He scored on a left handed pass to Reuben last year.

Victor
09-23-2005, 12:51 PM
What do I detect?
A rancid eastern odor?
Please change the diaper

Bob's your Information Minister
09-23-2005, 12:54 PM
Derrick and LJ
Glue Factory in Denver
Big Johnsons destroy

BMF Bronco
09-23-2005, 01:04 PM
:coach:
Kansas City Sucks
Cannot win in the playoffs
A thirty year drought!

Bob's your Information Minister
09-23-2005, 01:13 PM
Chiefs destroy Broncos
Invesco quiet as mouse
Bob banned at the Mane

Taco John
09-23-2005, 01:27 PM
Broncos beat the Chiefs
They claim "still the better team"
Delusional Fans

crazyhorse
09-23-2005, 01:47 PM
Clarrett for a 3rd.

Donk fans....I love you retards

Master Planahan

Victor
09-23-2005, 01:54 PM
Clarrett for a 3rd.

Donk fans....I love you retards

Master Planahan

Classic Crazyhorse
Proud of a rebuilt motor
Meth smoking hayseed

ØrangeÇrush
09-23-2005, 02:10 PM
Glad someone started, cuss I forgot to.

Monday Night Football;
Chiefs; Broncos, classic matchup
Broncos destroy Chiefs.



Dick Vermeil cries as
Broncos crush their hopes again
Chorfs defense gets rocked.



Invesco is gone,
Mile High returns to the top.
As crush fans rejoice


Johnson's diaper smells
Dicky, why don't you change it?
Wanna Popsickle?


No Roaf? TrINT is back
DWill goes pro bowl off you!
Just like Deltha!


Bend over Dicky
Goonther's defense will fock you
just like it old times!

crazyhorse
09-23-2005, 02:19 PM
Meet the Chiefs defense

Plummers face burried in turf

Chiefs throw a beatin'

ØrangeÇrush
09-23-2005, 02:31 PM
Mustard and red, Ick!!!
The colors of a loser,
Just like crazyhorse.

Arkie
09-23-2005, 02:41 PM
What is that odor?
Behold, the chiefs are coming!
Kennison is gay.

Bronx33
09-23-2005, 02:41 PM
2 games have been played
observations on hold
Exploit the chefs D

scorpio
09-23-2005, 02:47 PM
glorious orange and blue
dark beer and big titties
for the chiefs, nothing

crazyhorse
09-23-2005, 03:12 PM
orange and blue panties

one look at Crazys biceps

panties on the floor

scorpio
09-23-2005, 03:17 PM
Ketchup and mustard
Chefs love weiners
But where are the buns?

scorpio
09-23-2005, 03:24 PM
The taste of victory,
So salty, so sweet.
Vermeil's Tears.

Victor
09-23-2005, 03:35 PM
A warrior must
Defend his brother always
Shame, shame Kennison

Victor
09-26-2005, 03:20 PM
The Chief's fan is here
Trolling on the Orangemane
Red-headed step child?

DivineLegion
09-26-2005, 03:25 PM
I can imagine bob sitting at his computer clapping his hands like a retard trying to make his Haiku and his mom walking in telling him to give up on music...LOL

watermock
09-26-2005, 03:35 PM
Here's the fight
your nun is right
Better resson.
it's the season
Time to burn
Learn to learn

Do...do...dooo....DEVO

Bob's your Information Minister
09-26-2005, 03:58 PM
I can imagine bob sitting at his computer clapping his hands like a retard trying to make his Haiku and his mom walking in telling him to give up on music...LOL

I already posted my haiku in this thread, dumbass.