Diaper Assault had Chiefs Playbook Stolen from him

[Taco John]

First of all... This is a hilarious read... A true glimpse of what an a-hole this guy is...

Second of all... WOW! There is a Chiefs playbook floating around to the highest bidder!

http://www.pitch.com/Issues/current/news/feature.html

When Johnson wakes up the next morning, though, he has no idea that a woman has filed a police report accusing him of assault.

Instead, he finds that someone has broken into his SUV in the driveway of his Leawood home.

Among the missing items are his stereo amplifiers, the game tickets he intended to share with his girlfriend and his manager, and his fat playbook, the loss of which will mean a $5,000 fine from the team.

[Taco John]

"Johnson isn't likely to turn the other cheek when slighted, even by teammates. He remembers losing his temper during a practice when a coach asked him to block the towering defensive lineman Eric Hicks. "Apparently, I did a good job. He got frustrated. He ripped my helmet off."

In return, Johnson says he blindsided Hicks, knocking him to the turf. "I tried to kick so hard to try to break his neck through his helmet." "

[ozomulsion]

Do you expect him to keep his playbook in his house? I think not.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

You WISH you had a RB as talented as LJ on your roster.

[ozomulsion]

You WISH you had a RB as talented as LJ on your roster.

You wish you had a RB as talented as Tatum on your roster.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

You wish you had a RB as talented as Tatum on your roster.

Yeah, whatever. Tatum Bell is so awesome half this forum is on the Ron Dayne Train.

[Priest Dante]

LJ is an asshole, I have come to accept that. But as long as he is playing at the level he has been the last two games I will be obliged to cheer him during the game.

[ozomulsion]

Yeah, whatever. Tatum Bell is so awesome half this forum is on the Ron Dayne Train.

Well, they're wrong. Just like you.

[FADERPROOF]

You WISH you had a RB as talented as LJ on your roster.

Lawrence Phillips was even more talented, how's his NFL career doing?

[chiefs]

TJ . You remind me of a school girl, Nyah!

[Bronx33]

TJ . You remind me of a school girl, Nyah!

Why are they easier for you to catch? since the older ones don't want anything to do with ya. ;D

[chiefs]

No that's not it rofl The guy just bug's,whew I feel better :undecided

[elsid13]

No that's not it rofl The guy just bug's,whew I feel better :undecided


Then don't come to HIS board and post, stupid chef fans......

[chiefs]

He trolls the planet enough,thought it's only right :devil:

[Ratboy]

What are the chances Shanahan has it now?

[Crushaholic]

Yeah, whatever. Tatum Bell is so awesome half this forum is on the Ron Dayne Train.

...only because there are questions about his health. That's why we brought back Q.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

...only because there are questions about his health. That's why we brought back Q.

Really? How did Bell do against Miami?

[ozomulsion]

Really? How did Bell do against Miami?

For having no holes to run through, he did well.

[Ratboy]

Really? How did Bell do against Miami?

17 123 2
13 47

[Bob's your Information Minister]

13 47

Exactly.

[Taco John]

I, for one, don't think we've seen enough of Bell to put him in either Preist or Larry's class.

[ozomulsion]

Exactly.

How well did C-Mart do against Miami? Exactly

[Ratboy]

You said agianst Miami.

30 carries 170 yards 2 touchdowns 5.6 ypc

[Ratboy]

The only thing LJ is better at then Tatum Bell is smacking his girlfriend up.

[HEAV]

I'm pulling for Dayne. Something tells me he's the next 1500 yarder. Plus I love his mix of size and speed.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

You said agianst Miami.

30 carries 170 yards 2 touchdowns 5.6 ypc

Why even bring up last year?

Bell has done nothing this year.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

The only thing LJ is better at then Tatum Bell is smacking his girlfriend up.

How about scoring touchdowns?

[ozomulsion]

Why even bring up last year?

Bell has done nothing this year.

Why bring up last year? I don't know, you do it alot though.

[Ratboy]

Why bring up last year? I don't know, you do it alot though.

He did that last year when they were a playoff team the year before.. He's being hypocritical.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Alright, fine ****ers. I'm done talking about last year.

Every single post I make from this point forward will be based off this NFL season.

[Sodak]

his fat playbook, the loss of which will mean a $5,000 fine from the team.
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I'd bet he could fetch $20,000 for the playbook on the open market.
Smart move LJ... ;) Looks like Diaper Boy and his "accomplice" could turn a tidy profit...

[Rohirrim]

You WISH you had a RB as talented as LJ on your roster.

I don't know about that. Does bail money count against the cap?

[NaptownChief]

You wish you had a RB as talented as Tatum on your roster.



I will give you two used jock straps for that injury prone fumbler.

[NaptownChief]

I don't know about that. Does bail money count against the cap?



If it does I'm sure you don't have to report it if you are willing to give up a 3rd rounder instead.

[Taco John]

I'd bet he could fetch $20,000 for the playbook on the open market.
Smart move LJ... ;) Looks like Diaper Boy and his "accomplice" could turn a tidy profit...


I would think so. I mean, for all we know, it could be sitting in a dumpster somewhere... But if I "stumbled" upon the Chiefs playbook, the first place I'd go is to the local office shop to print up 16 copies... One for each week of the season. Residual income baby.

[Sodak]

I would think so. I mean, for all we know, it could be sitting in a dumpster somewhere... But if I "stumbled" upon the Chiefs playbook, the first place I'd go is to the local office shop to print up 16 copies... One for each week of the season. Residual income baby.

Brilliant!

[crazyhorse]

Who's Tatum Bell?

[ozomulsion]

Who's Tatum Bell?

Who's Larry Johnson?

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Who's Larry Johnson?

He ran for 150 yards and 2 TD on your defense and you've already forgotten about him?

[ozomulsion]

He ran for 150 yards and 2 TD on your defense and you've already forgotten about him?

Yes, I don't know who he is.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Yes, I don't know who he is.

You're serious? Maybe this will refresh your memory:

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/895/johnson32ydtdrun20wh.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[24champ]

You're serious? Maybe this will refresh your memory:

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/895/johnson32ydtdrun20wh.gif (http://imageshack.us)

I saw a holding on that play....refs didnt call it as usual.... :cuss:

[listopencil]

He ran for 150 yards and 2 TD on your defense and you've already forgotten about him?



Talking about last year again, douchebag?

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Talking about last year again, douchebag?

I didn't say it meant anything. Do you have a better way to remind forgetful Bronco fans?

[listopencil]

Alright, fine ****ers. I'm done talking about last year.

Every single post I make from this point forward will be based off this NFL season.


I didn't say it meant anything. Do you have a better way to remind forgetful Bronco fans?



Do you have a better way to remind forgetful Chief fans?

[listopencil]

Anyway, back to the main topic: The Alleged Missing Playbook. I would imagine that the playbook is game-specific, that it would help us tremendously but not so much other opponents. Even if it does exist, the Bronco organization would get into serious trouble if they were caught buying it. It's been reported as stolen property.

[RedDread]

Anyway, back to the main topic: The Alleged Missing Playbook. I would imagine that the playbook is game-specific, that it would help us tremendously but not so much other opponents. Even if it does exist, the Bronco organization would get into serious trouble if they were caught buying it. It's been reported as stolen property.


like that's gonna stop em

Bronco philosophy: "It's only cheating if we get caught"

[Leroy The Disembowler]

Even if it does exist, the Bronco organization would get into serious trouble if they were caught buying it. It's been reported as stolen property.you think that would stop a rat?

furthermore, how many chiefs plays do you think the broncos could stop if they had the playbook? not many really

[listopencil]

like that's gonna stop em

Bronco philosophy: "It's only cheating if we get caught"


I don't know, it didn't stop that pile of **** Schottenheimer from putting out a hit on Elway


you think that would stop a rat?

furthermore, how many chiefs plays do you think the broncos could stop if they had the playbook? not many really

With a real playbook? The Chiefs would be lucky to score a Field Goal.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Please. The Chiefs could signal their play to Shanahan before the snap and we'd still gain positive yardage.

[Taco John]

Please. The Chiefs could signal their play to Shanahan before the snap and we'd still gain positive yardage.


rofl

[listopencil]

Please. The Chiefs could signal their play to Shanahan before the snap and we'd still gain positive yardage.



Stay off the crackpipe, Boob. I don't want to see you on Cops: Inside The Trailer Park.

[Leroy The Disembowler]

With a real playbook? The Chiefs would be lucky to score a Field Goal.so the broncos could dissect tape and learn the plays as well right? then why don't they
what factor does misdirection and presnap movement and changing formations have to do with ?
how will the broncos know what play is called?
if the broncos actually figured everything out, but the chiefs used presnap movement to disguise the play(which they do anyway), then the broncos D wouldn't know what was actually gonna happen till 1sec before snap right?

anyway, the running plays are very obvious most of the time. its funny how the D knows what's comnig at them and they still fail to sop it.

[listopencil]

so the broncos could dissect tape and learn the plays as well right? then why don't they
what factor does misdirection and presnap movement and changing formations have to do with ?

Your'e missing the point here. We aren't talking about the Broncos getting extra game film. We're talking about the Broncos getting the Chief's gameplan. Big difference.

how will the broncos know what play is called?
if the broncos actually figured everything out, but the chiefs used presnap movement to disguise the play(which they do anyway), then the broncos D wouldn't know what was actually gonna happen till 1sec before snap right?

Because a game plan dictates what plays you will run (to a degree) in certain situations. Think of the Bucs/Raiders SuperBowl. I'm not saying our D is as good as the Bucs, but they didn't have a gameplan. They had a deep understanding of the Raider O from Gruden. A game plan would be a greater advantage to a lesser D. Similar result.

anyway, the running plays are very obvious most of the time. its funny how the D knows what's comnig at them and they still fail to sop it.

Not necessarily. There are a lot of complexities in a running game and how it interacts/compliments your passing game. If a D knows what's coming they stop you a huge majority of the time.

[Taco John]

so the broncos could dissect tape and learn the plays as well right? then why don't they
what factor does misdirection and presnap movement and changing formations have to do with ?
how will the broncos know what play is called?
if the broncos actually figured everything out, but the chiefs used presnap movement to disguise the play(which they do anyway), then the broncos D wouldn't know what was actually gonna happen till 1sec before snap right?

anyway, the running plays are very obvious most of the time. its funny how the D knows what's comnig at them and they still fail to sop it.



Have you ever seen a game where the defense knows what the offense is going to do?

[Bob's your Information Minister]

I'm half serious.

The entire league knows we like to run left and throw it to Tony Gonzalez.

Did they stop us?

[Taco John]

We have.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

We have.

Not the last time we met. ROFL!

[DBroncos4life]

Have you ever seen a game where the defense knows what the offense is going to do?


It sucked in Tecmo Bowl.

[listopencil]

Not the last time we met. ROFL!


Why don't you call up a talk show or submit a question via E-Mail and ask the Chiefs if they would willingly give up their playbook to the Broncos since everybody knows what the Chiefs do anyway? Go ahead, you're the only Chief fan I've ever heard of that's stupid enough to do it. Let me know how it works out for you.

[listopencil]

It sucked in Tecmo Bowl.


Tecmo Bowl still kicks ass to this day. I wish that franchise had kept going beyond the SNES.

[duncan_idaho]

There isn't a personnel man in the NFL other than the Shanarat that would rather have Bell than Johnson right now. Let's be honest... LJ has at least proven he can stay healthy and be effective. Bell has proven nothing.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

It sucked in Tecmo Bowl.

Hahaha! That's repworthy.

HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT!

[listopencil]

"back to the topic at hand

There isn't a personnel man in the NFL other than the Shanarat that would rather have Bell than Johnson right now. Let's be honest... LJ has at least proven he can stay healthy and be effective. Bell has proven nothing."



That has absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand. The Big Missing Playbook is the topic of this thread.

[DBroncos4life]

Hahaha! That's repworthy.

HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT!


I played that game so much I would walk into the house and still hear that hut hut hut. Samething with Resident evil. I would wake up and hear the zombies moaning.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

I'm hoping it won't get out in the mainstream media that it was stolen. That could potentially lead to some business for someone.

Whoever the thief is, I hope they tossed it.

KFFL reports Mike Shanahan was seen rooting through the garbage in KC.

[listopencil]

I played that game so much I would walk into the house and still hear that hut hut hut. Samething with Resident evil. I would wake up and hear the zombies moaning.


Shoot, I used to lay down to go to sleep and see plays etched into my corneas. I had massive Tecmo Bowl competitions with the original one with guys from work. There was that glitch in the run blocking where you could run right through an O-Linman and a D-Lineman engaged in a block. I would dance for days behind the LOS against a human opponent.

[DBroncos4life]

I'm hoping it won't get out in the mainstream media that it was stolen. That could potentially lead to some business for someone.

Whoever the thief is, I hope they tossed it.

KFFL reports Mike Shanahan was seen rooting through the garbage in KC.


I don't think it would be KFFL, maybe that PTF or whatever that trash site is.

[listopencil]

KFFL reports Mike Shanahan was seen rooting through the garbage in KC.


Like the Chiefs haven't been rooting through our garbage for years...

[24champ]

Like the Chiefs haven't been rooting through our garbage for years...
yeah where do you think they got quitterson? ROFL!

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Like the Chiefs haven't been rooting through our garbage for years...

Touche.

[listopencil]

yeah where do you think they got quitterson? ROFL!


...and Greg Robinson, and Lionel Dalton, and...you get the idea.

[24champ]

...and Greg Robinson, and Lionel Dalton, and...you get the idea.

you forgot DAN WILLIAMS AKA couch potatoe. For those that dont know who he is. Je was the first round draft pick of the Denver Broncos in 1993. He did well with the cheifs in 1997 and wanted big money when his contract was up and King Carl wouldnt pay him big money so Williams sat on his ass, ate Cheez-Its and watched TV the whole 1998 season on the couch. In 1999, out of desperaton for a pass rush, King Carl agreed to a four year deal with Couch Potato, including $7.8 million in bonus money. Later he did well his first year but he sucked afterwards and King Carl said it was a mistake.

[Mtbrncofn]

That was good for a laugh. Classy guy, Larry is. At least Dwayne can hang on to the playbook.

[watermock]

How about scoring touchdowns?

How about not acting like a total ass in rapper outfits and going after "pink" at every chance. I don't care if he's a decent back...the a-hole is a total tool and he will find a way to screw it up. Then he will find out how many "friends" he has. Flavor Clowns like this buy friends. I guarantee you that he pissed off someone who called his "boy" telling him LJ was downtown chasing pink and took his shiat just to piss him off.

Of course, Larry is just following in a long line of thugs and a-holes that included Derrick Thomas and Dale Carter.

Sound to me like Chef players simply walk into bars, intimidate mullets and turn them into cuckholds, then if their girlfriends don't comply, they throw them down the stairs. It's right out of the Animal House night out in the Lincoln with Otis. "Ladies, may we have this dance..."

[listopencil]

Of course, Larry is just following in a long line of thugs and a-holes that included Derrick Thomas and Dale Carter.



Heh heh heh. Steppin' up the smack tempo a little bit. Nice.

[watermock]

Isn't smack if it's a stone cold truth. Those are just two off the top of my head.

Sounds to me that people that actually know these pimps can't stand them while mullethead who has never seen the inside of an expensive dance (whore) club worship them from the comfort of their patched lazy boy, idolizing them.

That's why I don't play the hero worship game. We probably have a few a-holes on our team as well, but nothing like the historical precidents and examples that Oakland and Kansas City have set. That bar is set too high, even for Clinton Portis. He lasted a long time didn't he. So did Dale Carter huh.

Then when Chef fan laughed about how Chester was distruptive, he came to denver, won a ring and was a model citizen.

Same thing is happening now with Big Money. Want to know why?

SHANAHAN WON'T PUT UP WITH SHIAT. He's not a touchy feely wimp like Dick4Meal.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

SHANAHAN WON'T PUT UP WITH SHIAT.

Are you saying Elway never gave Shanahan shiat? What about the Rod Smith fiasco? Or Plummer flipping the bird?

[Kaylore]

Are you saying Elway never gave Shanahan shiat? What about the Rod Smith fiasco? Or Plummer flipping the bird?
Like that one time that they got in a fight in a bar, beat their wives and sold their playbook on Ebay for crack - I mean it was stollen?

[watermock]

Are you saying Elway never gave Shanahan shiat? What about the Rod Smith fiasco? Or Plummer flipping the bird?

You mean when Reeves blew a 24-0 lead on MNF to Shanahan, Oaklands coach, AT HOME and flipped him the bird? I'd be pissed too. Reeves fired Shahanan because he knew Elway was tight with him. That was just frustration because Shanahan knew the EXACT play the always predictable Reeves would call. Reeves totally blows the game, and expected Elway to once again pull a rabbit out of the hat. Reeves blew chunks in his last years, especially when Shanahan left. First Reeves tried to pawn off Elway for Maddox, which would of pissed anyone off, then he fires Shanahan.

Plummer apologized, but he's not running clubs in his gansta outfits chasing and beating women like your BOY LJ now is he?

What "Rod Smith fiasco"? He had a misdemeanor DV and took care of it.

A fiasco is when your allready deep into your second year and the town hates your ass, or when you show up at the airport with a fake penis to fool a pee test. That was the most amusing thing of all time. Yes, it's a circus up here, I admit it. Tice has absolutely no respect from anyone on the team. He should of been fired last week.

[24champ]

You mean when Reeves blew a 24-0 lead on MNF to Shanahan, Oaklands coach, AT HOME and flipped him the bird? I'd be pissed too. Reeves fired Shahanan because he knew Elway was tight with him. That was just frustration because Shanahan knew the EXACT play the always predictable Reeves would call. Reeves totally blows the game, and expected Elway to once again pull a rabbit out of the hat. Reeves blew chunks in his last years, especially when Shanahan left. First Reeves tried to pawn off Elway for Maddox, which would of pissed anyone off, then he fires Shanahan.

Plummer apologized, but he's not running clubs in his gansta outfits chasing and beating women like your BOY LJ now is he?

What "Rod Smith fiasco"? He had a misdemeanor DV and took care of it.

A fiasco is when your allready deep into your second year and the town hates your ass, or when you show up at the airport with a fake penis to fool a pee test. That was the most amusing thing of all time. Yes, it's a circus up here, I admit it. Tice has absolutely no respect from anyone on the team. He should of been fired last week.

LOL rep