Mock's locks, Week 3

[watermock]

NFL
Sunday, Sept. 25
ST LOUIS 6½ Tennessee 45½
PHILADELPHIA 7½ Oakland 47
Cincinnati 3 CHICAGO 40
N.Y. JETS NL Jacksonville NL
MINNESOTA 3½ New Orleans 44½
Carolina 3 MIAMI 36½
INDIANAPOLIS 13½ Cleveland 47
BUFFALO NL Atlanta NL
Tampa Bay 3½ GREEN BAY 37½
SEATTLE 6 Arizona 41½
PITTSBURGH 3 New England 42
Dallas 6½ SAN FRANCISCO 41
SAN DIEGO 5½ N.Y. Giants 42
Monday, Sept. 26
DENVER 3 Kansas City 48

[Paladin]

A little gallows humor?

[Hotrod]

2-4 on the year.....give me

The Pack +3 1/2
The Cards +6
The Bungles -3 <----Hotrods surpreme lock of the week :yep:

[watermock]

tough lines.

Ok. Here we go because I'm late with the line.

I like the over with Chicago/cinci-40

I like the over 37.5 Green Bay, tampa bay.

What the hell, I will take Denver over Kansas City and lay the 3.

My mind said Philly but my fingers betrayed me! I'm dead serious!

[watermock]

A little gallows humor?

I've done pretty good the last couple years against the spread...I suggest you see how the "experts" have done straight up so far.

Want to know what is funny?

Our good buddy Sean Salisbury has this show where he "shows us the line"...Uh, yeah, you made every pick straight up you moron. And your still hovering.

[Paladin]

I think I read you wrote Denver 3 and KC 48. Then you want to change. The gallows humor reference is to your "support" of the Broncos.

I admit, I don't bet or gamble on the games. Nor do I play FF. So, some of those "strategic" posts do not make sense. Thus, gallows humor.

[BMF Bronco]

NFL
Sunday, Sept. 25
ST LOUIS 6½ Tennessee 45½
PHILADELPHIA 7½ Oakland 47
Cincinnati 3 CHICAGO 40
N.Y. JETS NL Jacksonville NL
MINNESOTA 3½ New Orleans 44½
Carolina 3 MIAMI 36½
INDIANAPOLIS 13½ Cleveland 47
BUFFALO NL Atlanta NL
Tampa Bay 3½ GREEN BAY 37½
SEATTLE 6 Arizona 41½
PITTSBURGH 3 New England 42
Dallas 6½ SAN FRANCISCO 41
SAN DIEGO 5½ N.Y. Giants 42
Monday, Sept. 26
DENVER 3 Kansas City 48

Philly
Indy
Tampa/Green Bay - Over!

[OrangeShadow]

Indy
Dallas
San Diego
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[Rulon Velvet Jones]

Cincy
Panthers
Dallas
SD
GB/TB OVER
NE/PITT UNDER
Jax
Indy

[Hotrod]

Cincy
Panthers
Dallas
SD
GB/TB OVER
NE/PITT UNDER
Jax
Indy

LOL dont see much you like this week huh

[Hotrod]

Geez Im the only one showing some love for the Pack at home and the bungles against the hapless bears???

[Rulon Velvet Jones]

LOL dont see much you like this week huh

Bet the house/kids/farm/in-laws on all of them.

Just don't come looking for me when they don't pan out.

[watermock]

Get your locks in. Again, the rules are there no rules, but try to keep the picks to 3 or 4. It's not pickem. It's against the line, and try to post your season to date and attempt to be honest. It's been a season for upsets, so don't worry about it. Experts can barely get .500 straight up so far.

[SoCalBronco]

St. Louis, San Diego and Minnesota.

[watermock]

Speaking of betting, one time in Vegas my idiot friend gives me this gem:

The odds of losing 7 in a row at blackjack are astronomical. Just keep doubling your bet each time you lose, and you will win by the seventh hand at "WE" walk away at least even. So I go 2,4,8,16,32,64,120. Lost every one. Now I might of made some bad plays, but I had never been so humiliated. I was temporarily BUSTED. I almost strangled him. What a time to go on a bad streak. I couldn't believe it. I was pretty good at blackjack too. Man I went postal. The dealer was smirking like a cheshire cat. I think they messed with the deck somehow.

[Rulon Velvet Jones]

Man I went postal. The dealer was smirking like a cheshire cat. I think they messed with the deck somehow.

I just think there's something wrong with you.

If I had to pick 3-4

SD
Indy
Oak/Philly OVER (46)
Carolina

[watermock]

No, you probably have just never been to Vegas. It's not what you think with some pathetic, childish insult. I just told a story about losing 500 bucks in Vegas. So freaking what.

It's dry sarcastic morons like you that make the world go round isn't it there Rulon "I'm so important" Jones.

Do this for us, and let's find out who you really are. Since your so damn proud, tell us again how to contact you thru your employer.

I didn't think so. What station do you work for again there "Radio Monkey" or are you too weak kneed to say.

Let's do this instead of running away from the board like Slappy when I told him he was making bad bets on monday night...I think your a stupid Texan that can't tell the difference between pig **** and cow ****, and hasn't don't anything humorous or insightfull EVER.

So if you want to tell us how you rule the world from that craphole you call Dallas, you can at least let us know where you work at, since you brag about it.

[GSRelyea]

NFL
Sunday, Sept. 25
ST LOUIS 6½ Tennessee 45½
PHILADELPHIA 7½ Oakland 47
Cincinnati 3 CHICAGO 40
N.Y. JETS NL Jacksonville NL
MINNESOTA 3½ New Orleans 44½
Carolina 3 MIAMI 36½
INDIANAPOLIS 13½ Cleveland 47
BUFFALO NL Atlanta NL
Tampa Bay 3½ GREEN BAY 37½
SEATTLE 6 Arizona 41½
PITTSBURGH 3 New England 42
Dallas 6½ SAN FRANCISCO 41
SAN DIEGO 5½ N.Y. Giants 42
Monday, Sept. 26
DENVER 3 Kansas City 48

Not a horrible week last week, Florida was good, Denver pushed, NE bad, Pittsburgh good, buffalo and the over in KC bad.
2-3-1

I love the Chargers this week, Dallas -6 1/2 and the MIGHTY BRONCOS-MNF IN MILE HIGH!!!! LOCK & LOAD!!!!!!

[Hotrod]

Get your locks in. Again, the rules are there no rules, but try to keep the picks to 3 or 4. It's not pickem. It's against the line, and try to post your season to date and attempt to be honest. It's been a season for upsets, so don't worry about it. Experts can barely get .500 straight up so far.

"attempt to be honest" Ha! Thats either damn funny or Im just short on coffee ;D

Im all of 2-4 which sucks but I did start 0-3 with the crap that happened week 1 :nono: Anyway am I crazy because I seem to be the only one loving the Bungles & Pack??? Those are gold if you ask me ^5

[Rulon Velvet Jones]

No, you probably have just never been to Vegas. It's not what you think with some pathetic, childish insult. I just told a story about losing 500 bucks in Vegas. So freaking what.

It's dry sarcastic morons like you that make the world go round isn't it there Rulon "I'm so important" Jones.

Do this for us, and let's find out who you really are. Since your so damn proud, tell us again how to contact you thru your employer.

I didn't think so. What station do you work for again there "Radio Monkey" or are you too weak kneed to say.

Let's do this instead of running away from the board like Slappy when I told him he was making bad bets on monday night...I think your a stupid Texan that can't tell the difference between pig **** and cow ****, and hasn't don't anything humorous or insightfull EVER.

So if you want to tell us how you rule the world from that craphole you call Dallas, you can at least let us know where you work at, since you brag about it.

Must be a heavy flow day.

Read what you wrote and tell me that you DIDN'T go over the edge.

[-Slap-]

The ironic part: Mock doesn't have two nickels to rub together. I think it was nice of Rulon to humor him by pretending to believe his story about dropping $500 at a blackjack table.

[DarkHorse30]

Cleveland will surprise Indy....this is an overlook game. Crennel's bunch beat Green Bay IN Green bay last week for Crennel's first win. Nice. Lewis turned Cincy around, I think Crennel can do the same for the Browns. 13.5 is WAY too much.

Interesting that both Crennel and Weis are firing up their new teams, while NE is struggling without them.

[watermock]

Yeah, you know all about it don't you "cool hand luke". God your a joke. If you don't want to believe the story about Vegas, I guess your just jaded from the constant lying there. I could care less if you believe it you piece of crap.

[watermock]

Tell us again about last weeks Monday Night picks there genius, altho I warned you.

Shut up you hysterical moron. I have a line of credit that extends beyond a casino. Now go sniff around on the nickle slots.

[-Slap-]

Tell us again about last weeks Monday Night picks there genius, altho I warned you.

Shut up you hysterical moron. I have a line of credit that extends beyond a casino. Now go sniff around on the nickle slots.
If I want any advice from you, I'll ask from which kitten to buy my $5 blow job.

[watermock]

That's neato there Slappy. Why not fvck off and go get some. It's vegas, even you should be able to get laid if you have a twenty and a rock.

Second, excuse me for making jokes about my cat. I am not responsible for your lack of humor. You have never said anything funny. Period.

Third, I have allready explained to you that my neices are very good looking, or does double Valdavictorian and two scholarships totally elude you? Not to mention another is a world class athlete.

FVck off. Your insuination that I screw the cat and lust after my loved ones isn't only vulgar, it's pathetic.

[-Slap-]

What's that? Its two bucks each or five bucks for all three? Still seems high, seeing as how scabby they are.

[watermock]

Look you stupid prick, make your idiotic "locks" or shut up.

[watermock]

BTW Slappy, how did you do on your bets last monday?

[-Slap-]

BTW Slappy, how did you do on your bets last monday?
I bet all the brothers downtown were looking for two bucks. I was right, too.

Got any more jokes about dead old people?

[Rulon Velvet Jones]

Gimme Slap and the points.

And count me in on one of those kitten BJs.

[watermock]

Um, no. You lost both bets and bought gravel as crack. Shut up and get real.

Take Slappy and the points, because he's a consistent LOSER on his picks. Noone has really noticed, but he's on a really funny losing streak. A monkey would do better.

[Hunted]

NFL
Sunday, Sept. 25
ST LOUIS 6½ Tennessee 45½
PHILADELPHIA 7½ Oakland 47
Cincinnati 3 CHICAGO 40
N.Y. JETS NL Jacksonville NL
MINNESOTA 3½ New Orleans 44½
Carolina 3 MIAMI 36½
INDIANAPOLIS 13½ Cleveland 47
BUFFALO NL Atlanta NL
Tampa Bay 3½ GREEN BAY 37½
SEATTLE 6 Arizona 41½
PITTSBURGH 3 New England 42
Dallas 6½ SAN FRANCISCO 41
SAN DIEGO 5½ N.Y. Giants 42
Monday, Sept. 26
DENVER 3 Kansas City 48


I will take

Pittsburg giving away 3
Dallas giving up 6½
San Diego giving up 5½
and the Broncos giving up 3 points

[watermock]

Last train to Alcatraz.

[bro1ncos]

After a disappointing 1-5 start to the season it is time to turn it around.

Cinncy -3
New Orleans +3 1/2
New England +3