Haiku thread....for week 2

[ØrangeÇrush]

I didn't do my Haiku thread for Miami, and I'm positive thats why we lost...so here's to beating san diego...all homers unite...lets slam them biznatches


Fock San Diego;
Brees equals garbage again;
Poor Poor Tomlinson.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Gunther, kicking ass
Chiefs offense torching Raiders
Randy smokes a joint

[ØrangeÇrush]

Trint, getting picked off
Oh Tait, where are you, Bob screams
Chiefs rolled, smoked by Moss!

[Taco John]

No women in sight
Information Minister
Bob's not yo' daddy

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Jake can't buy a score
Shamaplan losing his cool
Invesco, silent tomb

[Taco John]

Run past the Vikings
Oh my God, Amazing stud!
More fries, Ryan Sims?

[ØrangeÇrush]

Raiders, Chargers, Chiefs
Sad pretenders to the throne;
Broncos rule the west

[ØrangeÇrush]

Bob, pathetic troll;
hated by your own teams fans.
Give up! Get a life!

[Disco Man]

Gunther, kicking ass
Chiefs offense torching Raiders
Randy smokes a joint
.........and one and only title 1969

[Victor]

Ian blitz
Drew doesn't bend like willow
Supercharger down

[Victor]

Kennison a quiter
Moss a quiter too
Does anybody care?

[Victor]

Camaro rusted out
Mullet turning gray
Stram is dead

[listopencil]

Chargers feeling grim
The Broncos are pissed and hungry
Time to kick some ass

[listopencil]

The horse is healthy
Sparks on hooves/flames from nostrils
Feel our pain, bitches

[RedDread]

Camaro rusted out
Mullet turning gray
Stram is dead

Silly Broncos fans
The past is all you have now
No Elway-- no rings

[Kaylore]

Is this redemption?
Or another game we'll lose?
Only time will tell...

[Rausch]

Raiders suck brown-pile
Chiefs rolling with big Johnsons
So early for 1st...

[Que]

scramble run and throw,
please not with the left arm Jake,
use the right today

[Needa Pass Rush]

Shoulder pads and bloody shirts.
Dead tree in living room.
Killed to honor victory.

Go BRONCOS

[Rock Chalk]

The Haiku and Limerick Smack thread.

A classic.

Leaves change in the Fall
But the Chiefs will always suck
Thats the way of life.

[ØrangeÇrush]

Chargless, San Diego
Field Turf is non-conductive;
Rivers era starts

[Bronx33]

Cinder blocks by the road
Another tooth fell out
Bit-ch wheres my remote KC is on

[Kaylore]

I'm actually kind of ebarrassed at how many of you can't write a Haiku.

It's
5
7
5 people. Knowitall

[Bronx33]

I'm actually kind of ebarrassed at how many of you can't write a Haiku.

It's
5
7
5 people. Knowitall


This was my first try, pretty good huh! ;D

[Kaylore]

This was my first try, pretty good huh! ;D
:~ohyah!: Yeah 6-6-8 is getting closer, though I did love the tooth line.

[minibronco]

Play action fake now
Rolling left out of pocket
Ninety yards to Smith

[Arkie]

Last year was a fluke
The Chargers are O for two
Back to the cellar

[Victor]

I'm actually kind of ebarrassed at how many of you can't write a Haiku.

It's
5
7
5 people. Knowitall

Is this possible?
Kaylore a Haiku nazi?
One wife is enough

[ØrangeÇrush]

I'm actually kind of ebarrassed at how many of you can't write a Haiku.

It's
5
7
5 people. Knowitall


Very sad, isn't it?
new generation of poets,
don't know poetry.

[RedDread]

You'll notice that we
Know how to make a haiku
Corral your dummys

[BroncoWilliam]

crucial game sunday
Hard to believe so early
san diego sucks big

[listopencil]

Who's our Running Back?
Does it matter with great D?
West is wide open...