I'm in the same room as Steakboy as we speak...

[Rulon Velvet Jones]

Thoughts? :Broncos:

[scorpio]

Punch him in his fat stupid face?

[Hotrod]

Salsbury ???

[Bronx33]

Don't look directly at his steak.........

[Rulon Velvet Jones]

Not as fat as you'd think him to be. Pretty mild-mannered, actually a nice guy.

I know, I know...it's shocking.

[Hotrod]

Not as fat as you'd think him to be. Pretty mild-mannered, actually a nice guy.

I know, I know...it's shocking.

Well no one ever said you have to be smart to be nice I guess.

[Popps]

Don't look directly at his steak.........

That's ****ing hilarious.

[watermock]

Tell he's an idiot and poor predictor and throw the tab at him.

[watermock]

The moron predicted Arizona and the Rams last week. He's a moron. (Altho I thought the rams would win myself)

If you actually look at this "experts" track record, a monkey could do better.

[watermock]

Does anyone have Salibury Steaks picks from last week?
The guy has absolute ADD, he doesn't remember anything he has said, even one hour before kickoff.

At least I have the balls to say I'm 1-2-1 this week.

[Rulon Velvet Jones]

Hasn't that been proven, though? I recall a sports radio station somewhere actually using a monkey to make picks and he did quite well for himself.

[DarkHorse30]

DergenMeister......that is just sad. Did you show him your ham cookie?

[watermock]

Jimmy the Greek was notorious for horrible picks, so 1-2-1 isn't horrible. Not good, but hot horrible.

Horrible was having me picking the Chefs to cover. :ban:

[orange 4 life]

Hasn't that been proven, though? I recall a sports radio station somewhere actually using a monkey to make picks and he did quite well for himself.

the bob and tom show used a monkey to pick, and he fared only slightly worse than their sports guy (chick)

[watermock]

Sean isn't some evil monster...let him eat his slop.

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/140111/2/istockphoto_140111_pot_belly_pig_eating.jpg

See, He's cultured.

[Rock Chalk]

Punch him in his fat stupid face?
Wow took the words right out of my keyboard.

[watermock]

Alec should go to the red cross to acually kill victims once and for all.

[elsid13]

Ask him which denver player is sleeping with his wife?

[watermock]

Tell him which players allready have...then it makes national news...

[Taco John]

Not as fat as you'd think him to be. Pretty mild-mannered, actually a nice guy.

I know, I know...it's shocking.


I'd love to hang with Salisbury. I think he's good at what he does. I don't confuse his job with who he is.

Plus I hear he throws the best parties...

[Rulon Velvet Jones]

Dammit. He's actually pretty cool.

Sorry.

[Nuggets4]

I still say you bust out "Battlebots" smack.

But that's just me.

[elsid13]

Dammit. He's actually pretty cool.

Sorry.


Nothing to be sorry for, beside what could you actual do? It would suck to lose your job. Ask him to post, we promise to be civil

[Rock Chalk]

I'd love to hang with Salisbury. I think he's good at what he does. I don't confuse his job with who he is.

Plus I hear he throws the best parties...
Id rather hang out with a bunch of ass jockey Oakland fans than hang out with Steakboy. Come to think of it, Id rather help a mullet having, sheep ****ing Chef fan put his camaro on cinder blocks than hang out with Steakboy.

Let's put it this way, not even if ASHLEY JUDD was at his party would I hang out with steakboy.

[elsid13]

Id rather hang out with a bunch of ass jockey Oakland fans than hang out with Steakboy. Come to think of it, Id rather help a mullet having, sheep ****ing Chef fan put his camaro on cinder blocks than hang out with Steakboy.

Let's put it this way, not even if ASHLEY JUDD was at his party would I hang out with steakboy.


Come on not even for Ashley???

[Crushaholic]

Let's put it this way, not even if ASHLEY JUDD was at his party would I hang out with steakboy.

If Ashley Judd came to party naked, I don't think you would have to worry about anything Salisbury says...

[Bronx33]

Id rather hang out with a bunch of ass jockey Oakland fans than hang out with Steakboy. Come to think of it, Id rather help a mullet having, sheep ****ing Chef fan put his camaro on cinder blocks than hang out with Steakboy.

Let's put it this way, not even if ASHLEY JUDD was at his party would I hang out with steakboy.

Whoa i think he's serious.....

[Rock Chalk]

If Ashley Judd came to party naked, I don't think you would have to worry about anything Salisbury says...
Whoa, I didnt say naked.

If she went naked Im showing up and kicking everyone else out.

[watermock]

Don't forget to cuddle when after your done screwing her in public.

[Rulon Velvet Jones]

"If Elway was in Dallas with that talent around him, he would have won 5 SuperBowls".

There's love there, see?

[DBroncos4life]

Ask him what team picked him off the most.

[Rulon Velvet Jones]

Also puts Rod Smith as one of the best receivers in the past decade or so.

TV schtick?

[ludo21]

Also puts Rod Smith as one of the best receivers in the past decade or so.

TV schtick?


still dont change my opinion on him at all.

[DBroncos4life]

Also puts Rod Smith as one of the best receivers in the past decade or so.

TV schtick?


Is this while you are standing next too him? I'm pretty sure he's scared and just telling what you want to hear so you don't hurt him.

[DarkHorse30]

Steakboy hates Plummer.....probably most former 2nd string QBs do. Especially when Denver keeps unloading the Brinks truck in Jake's bank account (is Jake the 6M man? No. The only bionic ratatat is the sprinklers going off in his bean when he "prereads" the field before the shap).

Until Plummer does something that resembles being an all-pro, every mediaguy is going to dump on him. Even Sharpe takes a turn every now and then. So far, Jake has been average.....the apologists are patiently waiting for that 3rd year magic...myself included.

[GonzoLays]

Dammit. He's actually pretty cool.

Sorry.

Just curious, how are you typing to us at the mane and hanging with Sean Salisbury at the same time?

[Rulon Velvet Jones]

He was on the air, co-hosting our afternoon show here in Dallas.

You know, after all we've bagged him in the past, he's not that bad in person. Looks like he could put the hurtin' on a few beers, too. I think he may still hold a grudge for the current Broncos team, but he gives props where they're due.

[-Slap-]

You should have kicked him in the nards anyway.

[24champ]

Sean Salisbury recently won MORON OF THE YEAR award for the 4th straight year and experts say he is on track to win 5 straight....

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