Bengals fan celebrates being 1-0 on ESPN boards...

[Bob's your Information Minister]

http://forums.espn.go.com/espn/thread?forumID=821&threadID=2355763&lastPostID=13776249

ROFL!

Who wiped the asse jailnuts no bicth the great team.Did stabit Ray loss it old Brown****s no the new ****z!Cause Plamer ruled it not teenboobies.Hockkkkkk! Thats why EPSN the great game our piss! Dont barg it cause were the lead coach not Bitdick.No turdlaps well the frist win your buttzits.Thats the fact jack! Now your cheered it fubleboy got hurt.Whos the dumass sos you drawres bicth! Cause good teams win it not bugsnot.Heres you tubfart no the great coach! No lie dogs beat it!!

[ZachKC]

Wow, that is an incredible post.

[RaiderH8r]

http://forums.espn.go.com/espn/thread?forumID=821&threadID=2355763&lastPostID=13776249

ROFL!
Can you translate it for me? I left my Idiot to English translation book at home today.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Can you translate it for me? I left my Idiot to English translation book at home today.

I got some of it..

Stabit Ray is is 'stabbing Ray Lewis' the whole murder thing. The Brown****s is prretty exaplanatory, Cleveland Browns.

Plamer is Carson Palmer he ruled it on the field. Don't know what Hock is

EPSN is ESPN and it's great because they covered the 'beatdown' cincy gave cleveland

The head coach for cincy is the best coach not Bilichek ( spelling ) for the Patriots

They got the first win so there

My favorite is ' that's the fact jack ' like most people could understand what that's a fact of lol

You cheered for Boller and he got injured, ransacked, murdered if you will

Who is the idiot offensive coordinator who draws the plays for him

Good wins win it not get rocked

Tubfar I think is Reid cuz he lost


NO IDEA about the last 'sentence'

[Bronco LB 59]

Who cares? There's tons of idiots in this world that say things more outrageous than this. Not every idiot's rant is thread worthy on the Orange Mane.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

There's tons of idiots in this world that say things more outrageous than this..

I find that very hard to believe.

[GreatBronco16]

I found this on on the Chief board. I thought it might be boob, but who knows.

YES, THE CALICHIEF WILL BE AT THE GAME THIS SUNDAY NIGHT! IN FULL CHIEF GEAR. BEEN DOING IT FOR THE LAST 7-8 YEARS. GET IN TO A FIGHT EVERY TIME. BECAUSE WHEN RAIDERS FANS GET TOGETHER THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT. BUT SEE ONE AT THE SUPERMARKET BY THEMSELVES AND THEY ARE SCHOOLGIRLS.
BUT NOW THE REAL STORY.
WE HAVE TO KEEP A MAN OVER THE TOP OF MOSS. WE ALL KNOW THAT THE RAIDERS PLAY MADDEN STYLE FOOTBALL AND JUST THROW IT DEEP BABY. OUR PRESSURE LOOKED GREAT LAST WEAK, AND IF WE CAN DUPLICATE THAT PERFORMANCE WE CAN RATTLE KERRI THE TURNOVER COLLINS.
THE RAIDERS D IS LOOKING LIKE OUR HORRIBLE D FROM THE LAST FEW YEARS. ALTHOUGH ROAF IS HURT AND OUR RECIEVERS ARE THIN, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DOMINATE ON THE GROUND. SHIELDS VS. BIGBOY WASHINGTON? I'LL TAKE WILL.
ALLTHOUGH THE RAIDERS FANS THINK THAT L. JORDAN IS A PRIEST HOLMES CALLIBUR RB. I THINK OTHERWISE. DEFFINITLY NOT EVEN CURTIS MARTIN CALLIBUR, SO HE SHOULD BE STOPPED - ON OUR WAY TO THE QB ANYWAY.
IF WE CAN KEEP THE VIDEO GAME BOMBERS OUT OF THE ENDZONE ON BIG PLAYS, WE SHOULD TAKE THIS SUNDAY NIGHT JEM.

GO CHIEFS!

[Ratboy]

It's an ESPN board. They aren't the most intelligent people.

[broncofan]

Hilarious!

Good stuff...I got a kick out of that.

[epicSocialism4tw]

http://forums.espn.go.com/espn/thread?forumID=821&threadID=2355763&lastPostID=13776249

ROFL!

Pure genius. Any post that rambles on in garbles that include the words "turdlaps" and "buttzits" in the same sentance deserves mighty accolades.

The guy's handle is "BenglasRulz." This has to be a joke.

[epicSocialism4tw]

I got some of it..

Stabit Ray is is 'stabbing Ray Lewis' the whole murder thing. The Brown****s is prretty exaplanatory, Cleveland Browns.

Plamer is Carson Palmer he ruled it on the field. Don't know what Hock is

EPSN is ESPN and it's great because they covered the 'beatdown' cincy gave cleveland

The head coach for cincy is the best coach not Bilichek ( spelling ) for the Patriots

They got the first win so there

My favorite is ' that's the fact jack ' like most people could understand what that's a fact of lol

You cheered for Boller and he got injured, ransacked, murdered if you will

Who is the idiot offensive coordinator who draws the plays for him

Good wins win it not get rocked

Tubfar I think is Reid cuz he lost


NO IDEA about the last 'sentence'

Who is "teenboobies"?

[Hogan11]

Can you translate it for me? I left my Idiot to English translation book at home today.

No kidding...what language is that anyways? ???

As far as Bengals fans celebrating a first game win over the Browns.....I understand and excuse it...afterall, they've had so much to celebrate over the past few years, I imagine they need this.

[epicSocialism4tw]

Here's another lucid exegesis from our friend BenglasRulz:

<TABLE class="mb thread"><TBODY><TR><TD class=thread-head style="BACKGROUND: #002a5c" colSpan=3>NOW YOUR GET IT PISSPIPES!!!!!!</TD></TR><TR><TH class=thread-author>BenglasRulz</TH><TH>Posted: Sep 13, 2005 04:47 PM</TH><TH class=thread-quote>Quote (http://forums.espn.go.com/espn/messages?username=BenglasRulz)</TH></TR><TR><TD>Posts: 2
in the last 60 days http://espn.starwave.com/i/boards/04/ban-16x19.gif
<TD class=thread-body colSpan=2>Laugh it now grilbutts.Who fubled wheres the ball btich!Read it and lean dumass.First you braged rarts now we rule it Bowlr no the good team snots!Cause i was their beak****s now well the champons!!!Hockkkkkkkk!Now you now who beat a asse cause EPSN it fact jack.Read it or weap buttlips!FIST PLACE CAUSE YOU FUBLED!NO LIE DOGS BEAT IT!!!


</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

You know, I really am starting to feel bad for this dude. It has to be a tough life when your literacy is of that level in modern times.

[Pat Bowlen]

Who wiped the asse jailnuts no bicth the great team.Did stabit Ray loss it old Brown****s no the new ****z!Cause Plamer ruled it not teenboobies.Hockkkkkk! Thats why EPSN the great game our piss! Dont barg it cause were the lead coach not Bitdick.No turdlaps well the frist win your buttzits.Thats the fact jack! Now your cheered it fubleboy got hurt.Whos the dumass sos you drawres bicth! Cause good teams win it not bugsnot.Heres you tubfart no the great coach! No lie dogs beat it!!
Everybody knows that 11-year olds shouldn't post about football on messageboards. This is just a good example of why 11-year olds shouldn't post about football on messageboards while drunk and stoned, that's all.

[Pat Bowlen]

You know, I really am starting to feel bad for this dude. It has to be a tough life when your literacy is of that level in modern times.
Then again, if he's only made two posts like that he's probably just a gimmick to make Bengals fans look bad or something.


That's my hope, anyway

[Rulon Velvet Jones]

I'm down with fist place. Anyone else?

Anyone? Hello?

Damn.

[Pat Bowlen]

I'm down with fist place. Anyone else?
You a porn star or something?

[Iowanian]

BengalsRule....the inspiration of skinsbra.

[Crushaholic]

The sad thing is that there are people in the world equally as illiterate who understands that goof... zowie!

[WaffleBoy]

I got some of it..

Stabit Ray is is 'stabbing Ray Lewis' the whole murder thing. The Brown****s is prretty exaplanatory, Cleveland Browns.

Plamer is Carson Palmer he ruled it on the field. Don't know what Hock is

EPSN is ESPN and it's great because they covered the 'beatdown' cincy gave cleveland

The head coach for cincy is the best coach not Bilichek ( spelling ) for the Patriots

They got the first win so there

My favorite is ' that's the fact jack ' like most people could understand what that's a fact of lol

You cheered for Boller and he got injured, ransacked, murdered if you will

Who is the idiot offensive coordinator who draws the plays for him

Good wins win it not get rocked

Tubfar I think is Reid cuz he lost


NO IDEA about the last 'sentence'

Now if Bengal fans are getting that carry away after 1 win, then imagine if they won 4 SB(s) in 6 seasons?

http://www.steelergridiron.com/photogallery/images/chuck_noll_jpg.jpg

;D

The Boy Wonder :super:

[Pat Bowlen]

Now if Bengal fans are getting that carry away after 1 win, then imagine if they won 4 SB(s) in 6 seasons?
They'd improve their grammar and go talk about it on other team messageboards while pretending to be fans of the other teams?

[RaiderH8r]

Hockkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!

[Rulon Velvet Jones]

You a porn star or something?

yes.

[DomCasual]

http://forums.espn.go.com/espn/thread?forumID=821&threadID=2355763&lastPostID=13776249

ROFL!
NO WAY! I saw Sean Salisbury quote this guy verbatim on NFL Live last night. So THAT'S where he gets his material!

[Bronx33]

Hockkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!


That cracked me up!

[Pat Bowlen]

yes.
Do you prefer Tylenol or Advil for your pain?

[Bronx33]

Hockkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!

[Rulon Velvet Jones]

Do you prefer Tylenol or Advil for your pain?

Neither.

I'm down for another strong dose of Rohypnol. Seabass and I run with the same crowds.

[Pat Bowlen]

Seabass and I run with the same crowds.
I would think it'd be pretty hard to run after all that.

[bombquixote]

I got some of it..

Stabit Ray is is 'stabbing Ray Lewis' the whole murder thing. The Brown****s is prretty exaplanatory, Cleveland Browns.

Plamer is Carson Palmer he ruled it on the field. Don't know what Hock is

EPSN is ESPN and it's great because they covered the 'beatdown' cincy gave cleveland

The head coach for cincy is the best coach not Bilichek ( spelling ) for the Patriots

They got the first win so there

My favorite is ' that's the fact jack ' like most people could understand what that's a fact of lol

You cheered for Boller and he got injured, ransacked, murdered if you will

Who is the idiot offensive coordinator who draws the plays for him

Good wins win it not get rocked

Tubfar I think is Reid cuz he lost


NO IDEA about the last 'sentence'


thanks for the translation, bob. good thing somebody here speaks Moron.

[Bronx33]

thanks for the translation, bob. good thing somebody here speaks Moron.


LOL

[Spider]

After all the Bengals fans have been through , They get a free pass from me ( untill they face the broncos anyway) ...... Hell Seeing their team in first place probably got him so excited he lost control . you know like Chief /Raider fans in Sept ;D

[Mtbrncofn]

http://forums.espn.go.com/espn/thread?forumID=821&threadID=2355763&lastPostID=13776249

ROFL!

I'm pretty sure I need some kind of translation there.

[Bronx33]

I'm pretty sure I need some kind of translation there.


Turn your head sideways and drink 8.5 beers and it should become clearer.

[Mtbrncofn]

Pure genius. Any post that rambles on in garbles that include the words "turdlaps" and "buttzits" in the same sentance deserves mighty accolades.

The guy's handle is "BenglasRulz." This has to be a joke.


LOL It's pretty sad when you can't even spell your own team's name right!

[Mtbrncofn]

Turn your head sideways and drink 8.5 beers and it should become clearer.
Crap, I only have 3 beers at the moment, in the house.....but I do have 3 Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemondade's too. Will that suffice?

[Mtbrncofn]

After all the Bengals fans have been through , They get a free pass from me ( untill they face the broncos anyway) ...... Hell Seeing their team in first place probably got him so excited he lost control . you know like Chief /Raider fans in Sept ;D

They don't get one from me. Not after that whole Chad Johnson-pepto-Champ thing last year. Oh and the embarassing loss too. :cuss:

[Bronx33]

Crap, I only have 3 beers at the moment, in the house.....but I do have 3 Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemondade's too. Will that suffice?


Sorry no the eyes have to almost cross......but from what i have read bob speaks jibberish fluently maybe he can help?

[Mtbrncofn]

Sorry no the eyes have to almost cross......but from what i have read bob speaks jibberish fluently maybe he can help?
Yeah, I'll pass on that one.

[Atlas]

Wow, that is an incredible post.

I agree Rep that guy!!! LOL