Geek League Year II - The Revenge of the Nerds!

[Rascal]

I've offered 6 trades this past week in that league you schmuck.

[Broncoman13]

Little sensitive are we??? Whoever plays the Flava Clowns this week has an easy schedule!!! Looks like SB just approved a trade to me. I pick up a Colt and drop two Bucs.

Here's my starting lineup...

Chrissy Simms
Tatum Bell
Kevin Jones
Eddie Kennison
Keary Colbert
(A wr that I have yet to acquire!!!)
Courtney Anderson
Jeff Wilkins
Ravens D minus Ed Reed and RayRay.

If I score 80 points this week it's a morale victory for me!!!

Come the following weeks though...

Mark Bulger
Edge James
Tatum Bell
Kevin Jones
Marvin Harrison
Joe Jurevicious (or Darryl Jackson when he gets healthy)
Jeremy Stevens
Wilkins
Colts D.

[Rascal]

Little sensitive are we??? Whoever plays the Flava Clowns this week has an easy schedule!!! Looks like SB just approved a trade to me. I pick up a Colt and drop two Bucs.

Here's my starting lineup...

Chrissy Simms
Tatum Bell
Kevin Jones
Eddie Kennison
Keary Colbert
(A wr that I have yet to acquire!!!)
Courtney Anderson
Jeff Wilkins
Ravens D minus Ed Reed and RayRay.

If I score 80 points this week it's a morale victory for me!!!

Come the following weeks though...

Mark Bulger
Edge James
Tatum Bell
Kevin Jones
Marvin Harrison
Joe Jurevicious (or Darryl Jackson when he gets healthy)
Jeremy Stevens
Wilkins
Colts D.

What trade was that to give you Harrison and Edge?

And how did you get J Jurevicius since I have him?

And how did you get Bulger since Shack his him.

Quit drinking.

[Rascal]

And Shack has Stevens. And you just traded K Jones.

A bit early to be drunk isn't it?

Douche bag.

[Mile High Shack]

What trade was that to give you Harrison and Edge?

And how did you get J Jurevicius since I have him?

And how did you get Bulger since Shack his him.

Quit drinking.

I was going to say, I have 2 of those players

[Broncoman13]

What trade was that to give you Harrison and Edge?

And how did you get J Jurevicius since I have him?

And how did you get Bulger since Shack his him.

Quit drinking.


Hmmmm, seems I don't have to be drinking to act like a bumbling idiot (I could have kept that short and said act like Mock! ;D)

My bad for crying out loud! That team is my OM team.

Here's the funny part, initially I was reading your post thinking you were the moron. Ha! Turns out it was me. Not the first time, won't be the last. rofl

My Geek League team is sitting pretty.

Hassleback/Brunell
Julius Jones
Warrick Dunn
Larry Johnson (flex option A)
Randy Moss
Anquan Boldin
Keenan McCardell (flex option B)
LJ Smith
Tynes
Bears D

Injuries are taking their toll at the moment, but eventually I'm going to be sitting pretty. Hopefully they get healthy soon enough for me to make a push/run for the division and make some noise in the playoffs. Anyhow, sorry for pulling a "Mock" on this thread! DOH!

Oh, and Rascal, sack up and make some trade offers you big puss... you haven't made any noise in this department in quite some time... I think you're SCARED!!!!! :~ohyah!:

[Broncoman13]

Wait a minute... Hold the fvck on... I'm not a total idiot here. You guys just failed to comprehend. Look at my post. I said the FLAVA CLOWNS!!! Not the Liver Destroyers. My only idiotic/moronic mistake... posting in the wrong thread, which as you all know doesn't mean that I'm a chronic Mock...I mean drunk. ;D

[Rascal]

I'll chalk it up to lack of sleep with the new born...much like your trades of late. HA!

Scared of screwing up the #1....not going to say it don't want to aggrevate the FF gods.

Just to be sure I'll sacrifice the wife's cat tonight.

[Rascal]

Sideburn you lucky ass bastard.

The scoring was wrong on K Curtis and he only had 69 yards not 90 as originally done.

So you won by one freaking point instead of 4.

LT and Westbrook....4321~

[Rascal]

After a couple of weeks of average performances (100's) the bastards decide to open a can whoop ass on Blue.

130 points and still have my defense on tap against a pathetic Bills O. If only I had started delhomme I would be at 138.

BTW, I love you Gates.

Damn Parrothead and Jamal though, stay away from my money BASTARD!!!

[Pezman]

How did that taste MT? Muahahahahhaa!!!!!!!!!!!
A bit of revenge for last year's playoff loss!

[Rascal]

Couple of cat fights going with Lame Machine, MT, Mangina, and Shack.

[Blueflame]

After a couple of weeks of average performances (100's) the bastards decide to open a can whoop ass on Blue.

130 points and still have my defense on tap against a pathetic Bills O. If only I had started delhomme I would be at 138.

BTW, I love you Gates.

Damn Parrothead and Jamal though, stay away from my money BASTARD!!!

With Edge on the bye this week, I kinda expected my ff team to struggle.... hopefully they'll make it semi-respectable, at least. LOL

Congrats on your team's performance, Rascal. :)

[Rascal]

Yeah I knew I caught you at the right time on the schedule, plus I was fortunate to have Horn come back as well although it didn't affect our game much.

[Rascal]

OUCH!!!

Lots of big named injuries today.

Culpepper...gone
Boldin...likely gone

[Broncoman13]

Whats with Culpepper and Bolding?

[Broncoman13]

Never mind, just read it for myself.

How long does a torn miniscus take you down for?

[Rascal]

It's the same injury he had last year and he missed 8 games I think. So...rest of the year???

[Rascal]

Pez you should be ashamed of yourself. Your highest scorer was your freaking kicker with 25 points.

I think next year we need to adjust the scoring for kickers and defense. No way should kickers and D's be putting up 20-30 points like this.

Looks like you are going to tied for first at 4-4 in your division. What kind of weak ass division are you in? Geesh.

[Sassy]

124 points and I'm probably losing this game....

[Pezman]

Pez you should be ashamed of yourself. Your highest scorer was your freaking kicker with 25 points.

I think next year we need to adjust the scoring for kickers and defense. No way should kickers and D's be putting up 20-30 points like this.

Looks like you are going to tied for first at 4-4 in your division. What kind of weak ass division are you in? Geesh.

Jealous? I picked up Barber and Feeley and Martin right off the waiver wire this week and got 87 points between them! Now that is some SERIOUS kickass waiver work thanks! :wiggle:

[Blueflame]

Yeah I knew I caught you at the right time on the schedule, plus I was fortunate to have Horn come back as well although it didn't affect our game much.

Hey, Gates played lights-out against the Chefs' _efense... ;D

[Mile High Shack]

Couple of cat fights going with Lame Machine, MT, Mangina, and Shack.

after having to score over 120 every week just to win, I'll take this one

with Shaun Alexander on a bye week, along with my receivers..............

[Pezman]

Ruh roh rorge.... Look who is back in 1st place in the most mediocre division errrr the NFC North of the Geek league! W00t!

[Mtbrncofn]

How did that taste MT? Muahahahahhaa!!!!!!!!!!!
A bit of revenge for last year's playoff loss!

Tasted like a **** sandwich. That was embarassing.

[Rascal]

Some big time scores this week.

Six teams scored 120 or more, unfortunately that means that one team was going to lose and it happened to be Paco. That's gotta hurt.

Standings:
Bronco Division
Shack: 6-2 (high scorer twice)
Sassy: 5-3
Slap: 4-4
Sideburn 3-5 (high scorer once)

Avalache:
Rascal 5-3 (high scorer three times)
Hoary 5-3
MT 5-3
Tred 2-6

Buffs Division (AKA NFC North)
Blue 4-4 (high scorer twice)
Pez 4-4
Bman 3-5
Paco 2-6 (despite being one of the leagues highest scorers...OUCH!!)

[Pezman]

Tasted like a **** sandwich. That was embarassing.

Well, at least it came during my best week. Its all downhill again from here for me MT.

[Sassy]

124 points and I'm probably losing this game....
Wow...Jamal Lewis had 4 points and we tied! Unreal.
hmmm...

[Pezman]

Wow...Jamal Lewis had 4 points and we tied! Unreal.
hmmm...

Poor Paco... He just couldnt catch a break against you could he Sass...

[Rascal]

I've got three starting QB's (Palmer, Delhomme, and McNair) and I'm looking to move one of them. You need help at QB send me an offer.

Yes Palmer is available.

I'm looking for an upgrade at WR and or RB.

All WR's are available except Horn and all RB's are available except LT and Westbrook. And no you can't have Gates.

[Mile High Shack]

I'll send you a nice warm bucket of poo for McNair

[Rascal]

I'll send you a nice warm bucket of poo for McNair

Somebody with Garcia and Brooks on their team shouldn't be talking.

[Mile High Shack]

Somebody with Garcia and Brooks on their team shouldn't be talking.

what nice warm bucket of poo did you think I was talking about?

[Rascal]

what nice warm bucket of poo did you think I was talking about?

LOL!!!

If you find a burning bag on your porch tonight I have no idea where it came from.

[Rascal]

For comedy relief I encourage everyone to go back and read page one with the way the season has unfolded.

[Broncoman13]

I've got three starting QB's (Palmer, Delhomme, and McNair) and I'm looking to move one of them. You need help at QB send me an offer.

Yes Palmer is available.

I'm looking for an upgrade at WR and or RB.

All WR's are available except Horn and all RB's are available except LT and Westbrook. And no you can't have Gates.

Posted edited b/c joke was taken to far and Rascal got his panties in a wad! :D

[Broncoman13]

For comedy relief I encourage everyone to go back and read page one with the way the season has unfolded.


I just went back... I'll just say that things didn't exactly go as planned... Oh, and screw Tony Gonzalez... and Kevin Jones too while you're at it!!!

[Mile High Shack]

Posted edited b/c joke was taken to far and Rascal got his panties in a wad! :D

oh come on let us play too

[Rascal]

Posted edited b/c joke was taken to far and Rascal got his panties in a wad! :D

I go commando. :~ohyah!:

[Mile High Shack]

I go commando. :~ohyah!:

it's true, I've been around him enough he has a stench of butt cheese following him

[Rascal]

it's true, I've been around him enough he has a stench of butt cheese following him

How would you know what butt cheese smells like?

[Mile High Shack]

How would you know what butt cheese smells like?

when you keep telling me to smell your finger and waving it in front of my face...no matter how I try to hold my breath and move my head away, I still can't get away from it

[Rascal]

when you keep telling me to smell your finger and waving it in front of my face...no matter how I try to hold my breath and move my head away, I still can't get away from it

I would say something but that would just be too far and inappropriate.

I'll just let you have the last word.

You want to go golfing this weekend?

[Mile High Shack]

I would say something but that would just be too far and inappropriate.

I'll just let you have the last word.

You want to go golfing this weekend?

as long as it isn't blowing 500mph like last weekend

[Rascal]

as long as it isn't blowing 500mph like last weekend


What you don't like seeing perfectly hit drives go 80 yards?

I think I saw your ball pushed back at least twice. Need to learn how to hit those worm burners like I always hit...then the wind doesn't bother you. LOL!!!!

[Mtbrncofn]

it's true, I've been around him enough he has a stench of butt cheese following him


GAG! There is just something about the phrase butt cheese that just makes me gag while reading it. What a revolting thing.

[Mile High Shack]

GAG! There is just something about the phrase butt cheese that just makes me gag while reading it. What a revolting thing.

rascal's a nasty bastard

[Rascal]

TO is a stupid SOB.

Check this out:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2213282

[Rascal]

From the Kansas City Star:

Coach Dick Vermeil indicated yesterday that there is a chance QB Trent Green will not start Sunday. Green has been dealing with the death of his father and missed practice Thursday. Asked if backup QB Todd Collins would start Sunday, Vermeil said, "I'm not going to say."

Combine that with Roaf and Priest likely being out and Green is rapidly falling from a sure start to a questionable one IMO.

[Rascal]

HOLY ****!!!!

ESPN's Ron Jaworski, speaking on WFAN, said the Eagles were considering suspending Terrell Owens for the season.
At this point, it appears Owens has improved his chances of playing this week and for the rest of the season by issuing a public apology. Stay tuned to TOworld.com for continued coverage.

Terrell Owens issued a public apology for his statements on ESPN Thursday night.
"I've had an opportunity to talk with the Eagles organization and I have learned that the team does not recognize individual achievements," Owens said. "It has been brought to my attention that I have offended the organization and my teammates. Therefore, I would like to apologize for any derogatory comments toward them." This would appear to clear Owens for Sunday's game. Earlier in the day, coach Andy Reid would not rule out a suspension


Terrell Owens practiced on Friday. Given the chance to guarantee Owens would play this weekend, coach Andy Reid declined to comment.
Asked if T.O. could be suspended, Reid said, "We'll see how things go. We're still in the middle of working things out." Reid made it clear he hasn't been able to speak to Owens yet, and that a suspension is still possible. Owners will just have to wait and see. It appears Owens is healthy enough to play

[Mtbrncofn]

Thank God I don't have that assclown on my roster.

[Mile High Shack]

I regretted trading him


now I don't

[Rascal]

Damn you Slap go away.

[Rascal]

Well I pulled away but I really need to learn which WR's to start.

Aaron Brooks sucks.

[Pezman]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Why didnt I start my other kicker? Oh the humanity Shack. You got me.

Well, this ends the most disasterous weekend of fantasy football I've ever had. 0-4 baby! A clean sweep of losing :(

[Mile High Shack]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Why didnt I start my other kicker? Oh the humanity Shack. You got me.

Well, this ends the most disasterous weekend of fantasy football I've ever had. 0-4 baby! A clean sweep of losing :(

I wasn't worried until that last TD thrown by manning

whew.............

[Rascal]

Where's my money biatches!!!

LOL!!!

[Mile High Shack]

Where's my money biatches!!!

LOL!!!

**** talking rule 101

you've got a long ways to go still ;)

[Broncoman13]

Where's my money biatches!!!

LOL!!!


Don't count me out... my team will be hitting full stride come fantasy playoffs. I LIKE MY CHANCES!!!

[Mile High Shack]

Don't count me out... my team will be hitting full stride come fantasy playoffs. I LIKE MY CHANCES!!!

dude, McCardell sucks ;)

[Rascal]

Maybe if Gates is nice he'll let McCardell have his scraps.

And Julius will be splitting carries with MBIII, bet you didn't count on that when you traded for him.

[Broncoman13]

Maybe if Gates is nice he'll let McCardell have his scraps.

And Julius will be splitting carries with MBIII, bet you didn't count on that when you traded for him.


Actually I didn't plan on him being out so long. I was hoping for a week or two tops. I think once he comes back you'll see MBIII get about 10-12 carries, then eventually down to 5-10 by the time the playoffs roll around. Honestly though, he's gonna be my 3rd RB so I'm okay with that. Larry Johnson, Warrick Dunn, and Julius Jones. Not a bad 1-2-3

[Mtbrncofn]

Sheesh! Blue opened up a can of whoop ass on me this week. Congrats!

[Blueflame]

Sheesh! Blue opened up a can of whoop ass on me this week. Congrats!

Sorry about that, MT....

[Rascal]

Well barring a miracle comeback by Westbrook and Reggie Brown Pez will have caught me at the right time....when all my big scorers are on bye. Lucky bastard.

[Rascal]

Roy Freaking Williams....seriously WTF???

[Mile High Shack]

Roy Freaking Williams....seriously WTF???

Roy Williams was giving the "Johnny Cash" to you everytime he scored today

[Pezman]

Heh... after getting waxed last week against LT in the Mane league, it felt good seeing that I dodged his silver bullet and the guaranteed 30-40 point bullet this week. Lord, my team still sucks, but at least I wont be in last place when the Toilet Bowl tournement happens in a few weeks ;D

How bout that kid Roy? I loved it! For the first time in ages, the dude produced for me. Thank god I didnt trade him away like I damn near did last night.

[Mtbrncofn]

Well barring a miracle comeback by Westbrook and Reggie Brown Pez will have caught me at the right time....when all my big scorers are on bye. Lucky bastard.
Way to go, Pez! If I have to lose this week, I'm thrilled he has to too, being a divisional opponent and all. ;D

[Rascal]

How do you like them apples Bman???

MBIII is starting over Julius Jones. LOL!!!

[Rascal]

Way to go, Pez! If I have to lose this week, I'm thrilled he has to too, being a divisional opponent and all. ;D

I haven't lost yet....yet.

[Rascal]

Heh... after getting waxed last week against LT in the Mane league, it felt good seeing that I dodged his silver bullet and the guaranteed 30-40 point bullet this week.

You dodged four bullets!!

Gates, Palmer, LT, and Horn.

[Mtbrncofn]

I haven't lost yet....yet.


Well damnit, get on with it!

[Rascal]

yeah I lost.

[Mtbrncofn]

Aha! This IS the right thread so....

Gee, what a bummer. :devil:

[Mile High Shack]

Aha! This IS the right thread so....

Gee, what a bummer. :devil:

you sound really heart broken about it ;)

[Pezman]

B-man... as much as that trade would have helped me, I had to turn it down bro. It was just too unfair an advantage for me. Damn honesty!

[Mtbrncofn]

you sound really heart broken about it ;)
No....not really. :P

[Rascal]

Hey Pez a trade has been agreed to....PROCESS IT BEOTCH!!!

Sorry Bman, Side accepted the trade I had offered earlier or else I would have probably accepted yours.

[Pezman]

Its official, the Lame Machine have thrown in the towel. This squad cant beat most teams backups this year... damn...

[Mile High Shack]

hey slap, way to career

3rd worst scoring team in the league and they get high score of the week on me

geez

I'd like to edit this to point out that he just scored more with Kennison I believe

LOL

140 points and he averaged about 80 a game before this

"good game"

[Mile High Shack]

ok sideburn aka my daddy

I picked up Kurt Warner for the sole purpose of nullifying your WR duo

[Rascal]

Doh!

I guess I should have started Jurevicius, Bruce, and Dolphins this week instead of Horn, Kennison, and Jets D. 65 points+ on my bench...ouch. Not going to win many playoff games with that type of decision making.

[Mile High Shack]

ok sideburn aka my daddy

I picked up Kurt Warner for the sole purpose of nullifying your WR duo

ok sideburn, I think I finally slayed the dragon known as you

[Sideburn]

ok sideburn, I think I finally slayed the dragon known as you
good job shack. It sucks scoring 116 and still losing...with parker yet to play aswell. There is always a point in time when a son beats his daddy and the son rejoices. Give em hell in the playoffs.

[Mile High Shack]

good job shack. It sucks scoring 116 and still losing...with parker yet to play aswell. There is always a point in time when a son beats his daddy and the son rejoices. Give em hell in the playoffs.

I really thought when I saw Todd Heap go off then when none of my dudes in the 1st half of the late games were doing much, I thought I was toast...once again

I'll be like Luke Skywalker though, I will light a funeral pyre in your honor and celebrate you...mi padre

[Sideburn]

I really thought when I saw Todd Heap go off then when none of my dudes in the 1st half of the late games were doing much, I thought I was toast...once again

I'll be like Luke Skywalker though, I will light a funeral pyre in your honor and celebrate you...mi padre
Help me take off this mask...so I can, see you, see you with my own eyes

[Mtbrncofn]

good job shack. It sucks scoring 116 and still losing...with parker yet to play aswell. There is always a point in time when a son beats his daddy and the son rejoices. Give em hell in the playoffs.


It sucks to lose more when your team is pathetic. At least you can say that your team can break the 100 point barrier. :gus:

[Sideburn]

It sucks to lose more when your team is pathetic. At least you can say that your team can break the 100 point barrier. :gus:
Not in the OM league. I'm lucky if I break 60.

[Mile High Shack]

Not in the OM league. I'm lucky if I break 60.

unless you play me :)

[Rascal]

Okay so it looks like those making the playoffs has been determined.

Shack 9-3 1297
Me 8-4 1291
Blue 8-4 1192
Sassy 7-5 1105
Hoary 7-5 1067
MT 7-5 1049

I think everybody else is eliminated
Yah Mule 5-7
Sideburn 4-8
Tekau 2-10
West Texas 5-7
Lame 5-7

Would just like to point out which division is the strongest...AVALANCHE!!!
Paco 5-7

[Pezman]

Okay so it looks like those making the playoffs has been determined.

Shack 9-3 1297
Me 8-4 1291
Blue 8-4 1192
Sassy 7-5 1105
Hoary 7-5 1067
MT 7-5 1049

I think everybody else is eliminated
Yah Mule 5-7
Sideburn 4-8
Tekau 2-10
West Texas 5-7
Lame 5-7

Would just like to point out which division is the strongest...AVALANCHE!!!
Paco 5-7


Buzzzzzzz! Wrong!
The playoffs have been locked in for the real tournament, the all important Second Annual Geek League Toilet Bowl of Shame Anti-Superbowl. :thumbsup: I think I have a wonderful chance ROFL!

[Mile High Shack]

Buzzzzzzz! Wrong!
The playoffs have been locked in for the real tournament, the all important Second Annual Geek League Toilet Bowl of Shame Anti-Superbowl. :thumbsup: I think I have a wonderful chance ROFL!

the way my team has been running on luck all season long, I think I have a better chance of winning that one than the real superbowl :vermeil:

[Mile High Shack]

Sorry I ignore filth.

:poke:

you also got the points wrong damnit :gus:

I'm up by 12 thank you :)

[Pezman]

Geez... talk about an anti-climatic end for half the league. The playoff spots have already been determined. I guess those of us who are even lucky enough to play spoiler better have fun this week... Blah!

[Mile High Shack]

Geez... talk about an anti-climatic end for half the league. The playoff spots have already been determined. I guess those of us who are even lucky enough to play spoiler better have fun this week... Blah!

:~ohyah!:

I'm not sure what you are talking about, but all I do is outscore rascal this week and I get high points overall, plenty of drama left for me...thank you

so 4321~ to you losers who didn't make the playoffs

[Rascal]

Dear fantasy gods,

Please let me outscore Shack's team by 13 points this week. He does not believe in you, he has used your name in vain, and has blasphemed against you on a weekly basis. Give me the power and the knowledge to defeat him and thus demonstrating to all your glory and power.

Your humble and grateful servant,

Rascal

[Mile High Shack]

Dear fantasy gods,

Please let me outscore Shack's team by 13 points this week. He does not believe in you, he has used your name in vain, and has blasphemed against you on a weekly basis. Give me the power and the knowledge to defeat him and thus demonstrating to all your glory and power.

Your humble and grateful servant,

Rascal

dear fantasy gods

let it be known that I have always believed in your good graces, which is why I never talked smack on this thread...and never will to any team still in the playoffs, I know my team won this year with smoke and mirrors and I expect a 1st round loss

but please give me the satisfaction of outscoring rascal this year

[Mile High Shack]

Bulger (avg 20 pts per game)
McGahee (avg 18 pts per game)
K. Jones (avg 16 pts per game)
Gonzo (avg 16 pts per game) (100 yards receiving alone score 16!!!
Boldin (avg 10 pts per game)
Evans (avg 10 pts per game)
L.Johnson (avg 12 pts per game as flex)
Vandercrack (avg 10 pts per game)
Carolina (avg 12 pts per game)

If you thought your team could score over 120 points on avg you'd be talking trash instead of hiding!!! :boxing:

Now bring it strong or don't bring it at all!

I just wanted to quote this post :)

[Sideburn]

I'd just like to let it be known that for some reason Mike Cloud was released from my roster, and now I have an illegal lineup....what the fig.

[Pezman]

I'd just like to let it be known that for some reason Mike Cloud was released from my roster, and now I have an illegal lineup....what the fig.

WTF? As I recall, last year we had a similar problem with mysterious player drops. I'll go check it out

Edit... Ok, its fixed bro

[Sideburn]

WTF? As I recall, last year we had a similar problem with mysterious player drops. I'll go check it out

Edit... Ok, its fixed bro
Thank you sir...btw, if Barnett is allowed to stay at CU I'm officially done supporting them until he is gone. CU gear, and the name will not be allowed in the household. I'll even start playing NCAA 06 with other teams.

[Broncoman13]

Okay so it looks like those making the playoffs has been determined.

Shack 9-3 1297
Me 8-4 1291
Blue 8-4 1192
Sassy 7-5 1105
Hoary 7-5 1067
MT 7-5 1049

I think everybody else is eliminated
Yah Mule 5-7
Sideburn 4-8
Tekau 2-10
West Texas 5-7
Lame 5-7

Would just like to point out which division is the strongest...AVALANCHE!!!
Paco 5-7

If you go by total wins it's not... My team is peeking right now... you're all officialy off the hook since there's no way I can make the playoffs now, but the Grog Bowl is mine!

[Mile High Shack]

congrats rascal on getting high point and best record this year

[Rascal]

congrats rascal on getting high point and best record this year

I haven't checked the scores as I was so pissed off after the game. I can't be up that much with LT not getting a score or over a 100. You still have Alexander yet.

If I do win the first round of drinks will be on me...maybe the second. :alky:

[Pezman]

I haven't checked the scores as I was so pissed off after the game. I can't be up that much with LT not getting a score or over a 100. You still have Alexander yet.

If I do win the first round of drinks will be on me...maybe the second. :alky:

Congrats to ya on winning high points, best record and a bye in the first round Rascal. And Shacky, you got the bye too.

But, I'm proud to state now, that the illustrious Lame Machine not only went from a possible division title 2 weeks ago to the #11 spot only behind Tredici's squad! I RULE! At least I'll get a first round bye in the Futility Bowl Playoffs!

[Rascal]

I haven't won anything yet Alexander and Stevens can easily go off and get shack within 12 points of me.

But how much money is first place points and record wise though? The wife wants some expensive x-mas gifts and I need to find some money.

[Broncoman13]

I haven't won anything yet Alexander and Stevens can easily go off and get shack within 12 points of me.

But how much money is first place points and record wise though? The wife wants some expensive x-mas gifts and I need to find some money.


Better starting standing on the corner again... you sexy B***H

[Mile High Shack]

Better starting standing on the corner again... you sexy B***H

he did lose Westbrook for the season

[Rascal]

LT is injured, Fred Taylor lost his center for the year and QB, Joe Horn is worthless, and Westbrook is gone for the year and I dropped Gordon for freaking Ben Watson who got me ZERO points the week i needed him.

I'll be gone in the second round...all well...at least I won high points.

[Rascal]

Why is the #1 team playing the #3/#6 winner? In every league setup I have ever seen and in every playoff seedings the #1 team plays the winner of the #4/#5 game.

Care to explain this?

[Rascal]

And why was the ****ing waiver wire not open when I tried to pick up Moats last week but suddenly it is and Shack can pick him up?

Pez this is the fourth ****ing time I've been screwed by one of your leagues this year.

[Mile High Shack]

I have no idea why it was working

I just did it on a whim to see if it was working and it did

I didn't think it would work

[Rascal]

I tried last week to pick up him and the system wouldn't let me.

That's BS Pez.

[Mile High Shack]

I tried last week to pick up him and the system wouldn't let me.

That's BS Pez.

I didn't even try last week assuming it wasn't working

but I read some posts people made and figured
wth, it's worth a shot

I hope your not pissed at me

[Rascal]

I'm not pissed at you I'm pissed at the ****ing system and the fact I tried to get him last week and it wouldn't let me.

I've been screwed four ****ing times in Pez's leagues this year. And every single time all I get is "I'm sorry". Well so ****ing sorry that it just cost me a chance to win this week and a chance in the championship. That is cash out of my pocket.

[Broncoman13]

If I send you a check for $.50 will you call somebody that cares? ;D

[Rascal]

If I send you a check for $.50 will you call somebody that cares? ;D

It will be $.50 more then I'll get anyway.

Oh and 4321~

[Pezman]

It will be $.50 more then I'll get anyway.

Oh and 4321~

Jack... dont take this the wrong way, but SHUT THE HELL UP.

Obviously it was an error by Sportsline and Shacky should not be able to pick up anybody since free agency has been locked out.

I dont have time for your neverending whining and moaning right now as I've got way too much to deal with right now. You've got to learn to chill bud.

Good lord man...

[Mtbrncofn]

I have no idea why it was working

I just did it on a whim to see if it was working and it did

I didn't think it would work

Damn! I should have given it a try when I was QB-less last week. I might have made the loss closer. :)

[Rascal]

You win Blue. Try to stay under 200 okay?

Good Lord.

[Blueflame]

You win Blue. Try to stay under 200 okay?

Good Lord.

Thanks, Rascal... but it's not over yet. One (or more) of your players could pull a "Tiki". Can you believe what he did to the Chefs' _efense? Wow....

[Mile High Shack]

Thanks, Rascal... but it's not over yet. One (or more) of your players could pull a "Tiki". Can you believe what he did to the Chefs' _efense? Wow....

looks like it's you and me in the finals blue

BLUE

you muh girrrlll blllueeeeeeeeee

[Rascal]

LT and Gates simply screwed me. Them getting less then 10 points combined sealed my fate.

All well maybe I can third place.

[Blueflame]

looks like it's you and me in the finals blue

BLUE

you muh girrrlll blllueeeeeeeeee

LOL Let's dance! :D

[Blueflame]

LT and Gates simply screwed me. Them getting less then 10 points combined sealed my fate.

All well maybe I can third place.

Y'know, giving credit where it's due, the nfl schedulers screwed you by matching up Tiki against the Chefs... 42 ff points? I'm not sure any player has put up more this season.

Also.... I'll counter LT's 7 points with an equally-uncharacteristic 10 for Edge....

[Pezman]

Looks like a hell of a finish in store for the Geek league championship. Rascal, dont feel too bad, as there are literally thousands and thousands of owners out there that were absolutely SCREWED by LT2 and Gates today. The radio tonight was on fire about how strange this week ended up in fantasy football. Hell Chris Cooley is looking to finish as the #3 scorer of the week. Whack...

You had a great run for sure. As for Shack and Blue... you two are really lucky that Sideburn didnt make the playoffs this year. Have you seen the way his squad has been playing in the Toilet Bowl? Holy crap that team is suddenly scary as hell... Good luck next week peeps! For the NERD BOWL!

[Mile High Shack]

LOL Let's dance! :D

well, just be gentle with me, Warner is gone for the season so I have no QB, so the add/drop thing screws me damnit :vermeil:

2nd place is nice

[Mile High Shack]

Looks like a hell of a finish in store for the Geek league championship. Rascal, dont feel too bad, as there are literally thousands and thousands of owners out there that were absolutely SCREWED by LT2 and Gates today. The radio tonight was on fire about how strange this week ended up in fantasy football. Hell Chris Cooley is looking to finish as the #3 scorer of the week. Whack...

You had a great run for sure. As for Shack and Blue... you two are really lucky that Sideburn didnt make the playoffs this year. Have you seen the way his squad has been playing in the Toilet Bowl? Holy crap that team is suddenly scary as hell... Good luck next week peeps! For the NERD BOWL!

If I would've had a QB and not started Glenn like I didn't think I should, my team would've outscored him easily

oh btw

how much for 2nd place?

[Blueflame]

well, just be gentle with me, Warner is gone for the season so I have no QB, so the add/drop thing screws me damnit :vermeil:

2nd place is nice

Gentle? There's no "gentle" in fantasy football... ;) :P

[Mile High Shack]

Gentle? There's no "gentle" in fantasy football... ;) :P

damnit

nothing like getting gang-raped by blue in the finals to ruin my christmas

:vermeil: :vermeil:

[Blueflame]

damnit

nothing like getting gang-raped by blue in the finals to ruin my christmas

:vermeil: :vermeil:

Hey, I respect you too much as an opponent to give less than 100% effort to defeat you... ;D

[Mile High Shack]

Hey, I respect you too much as an opponent to give less than 100% effort to defeat you... ;D

I have no qb...waaaaaaaaaaa

pooor me

[Pezman]

If I would've had a QB and not started Glenn like I didn't think I should, my team would've outscored him easily

oh btw

how much for 2nd place?

Eleventy Billion Dollars ;)

Payouts are nearby, but I dont have the numbers in front of me bro. I'll get the hard numbers for all four of you and your payouts (Shacky, Rascal, Blue and Tim man) later this week after I get my CPU back in working order :thumbs:

By the way Shack, I realize that you kicked yourself for missing the high points and subsequently the #1 seed when Rascal got it, but as it turns out, it worked to your benefit since you would have been wiped out by Blue this week :devil:

[Mile High Shack]

Eleventy Billion Dollars ;)

Payouts are nearby, but I dont have the numbers in front of me bro. I'll get the hard numbers for all four of you and your payouts (Shacky, Rascal, Blue and Tim man) later this week after I get my CPU back in working order :thumbs:

By the way Shack, I realize that you kicked yourself for missing the high points and subsequently the #1 seed when Rascal got it, but as it turns out, it worked to your benefit since you would have been wiped out by Blue this week :devil:

yeah I'm not too down about who I played, I thought I had the tougher matchup, turned out, I didn't...lol

of course having Warner only playing 1 1/2 quarters after he was 10/10 with 110 yards and a TD hurt me......he was going to tear up the Texans

but it turns out my championship hopes ended on that play

my only hope is that edge doesn't play

[Rascal]

Eleventy Billion Dollars ;)

Payouts are nearby, but I dont have the numbers in front of me bro. I'll get the hard numbers for all four of you and your payouts (Shacky, Rascal, Blue and Tim man) later this week after I get my CPU back in working order :thumbs:

By the way Shack, I realize that you kicked yourself for missing the high points and subsequently the #1 seed when Rascal got it, but as it turns out, it worked to your benefit since you would have been wiped out by Blue this week :devil:

Lucky ass bastard!!

We need to work on those seedings next year.

[Mile High Shack]

Lucky ass bastard!!

We need to work on those seedings next year.

hey, take your 70 points and get out of here

this place if for winners only

:militia: :militia:

[Rascal]

hey, take your 70 points and get out of here

this place if for winners only

:militia: :militia:

I guess then you won't be talking next week either. Nnyah!

[Mile High Shack]

I guess then you won't be talking next week either. Nnyah!

LOL

nope

friggin Warner...big giant vagina

but I don't think Edge is going to play much this week and Tiki isn't playing the chiefs...lol

[Rascal]

****ing chiefs...i hate those queers.

[Blueflame]

LOL What's really amusing (as those who were there for the live draft can attest) is that Edge wasn't the RB I had targeted in the first round... but since I was having technical difficulties making my pick, I got the top-ranked player still available... and he ended up being my team's top point-scorer. Sometimes ya get lucky. Ha!

Good game, Rascal... it's been fun this year. And a quick "cyber-handshake" for you, Shack. Good luck this weekend... but I am gonna do my level best to beat you, QB-less or not! ;D

[Mile High Shack]

LOL What's really amusing (as those who were there for the live draft can attest) is that Edge wasn't the RB I had targeted in the first round... but since I was having technical difficulties making my pick, I got the top-ranked player still available... and he ended up being my team's top point-scorer. Sometimes ya get lucky. Ha!

Good game, Rascal... it's been fun this year. And a quick "cyber-handshake" for you, Shack. Good luck this weekend... but I am gonna do my level best to beat you, QB-less or not! ;D

and I hope edge doesn't play and Tiki gets shut down by the 'skins

;)

[Blueflame]

and I hope edge doesn't play and Tiki gets shut down by the 'skins

;)

Y'know, if I were in Dungy's shoes, I'd certainly pull key players out of the game, particularly if the score gets out of reach and play starts getting "chippy"... I don't expect him to pull a "Martz" and keep Peyton, Edge, and Marvin on the field in the 4th quarter if he's up by three scores. Of course, there is the possibility that since they no longer have to try to remain undefeated, he won't let them on the field at all... and if it starts looking like they will be rested, it might be necessary to consider one of my backup RBs instead of Edge... :)

[Sideburn]

You guys are lucky my team took a crap for about 4 weeks in the middle of the season. The Brigade is tearing through the weaklings like a fat kid tears through a hoho.

[Blueflame]

You guys are lucky my team took a crap for about 4 weeks in the middle of the season. The Brigade is tearing through the weaklings like a fat kid tears through a hoho.

LOL No doubt about that, Sideburn... your team has put up some very impressive numbers in the last couple of weeks.

[Mile High Shack]

You guys are lucky my team took a crap for about 4 weeks in the middle of the season. The Brigade is tearing through the weaklings like a fat kid tears through a hoho.

what's that?

I can't hear you way down there in the loser bowl

you need to speak up, this is a winners only debate chippy ;)

[Bart Killens]

Can you trade some gif files with me? I have about 30 of them.
I prefer hits but plays are also welcome!
http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/2946/lynchhit4ew.gif (http://imageshack.us)
Here you can see Lynch putting a massif hit on a Kansas player.

[Rascal]

wrong forum???

[Blueflame]

Can you trade some gif files with me? I have about 30 of them.
I prefer hits but plays are also welcome!
http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/2946/lynchhit4ew.gif (http://imageshack.us)
Here you can see Lynch putting a massif hit on a Kansas player.

Hehehe... that's Dante Hall. Even though this is the wrong forum (maybe you meant to put it in the Photoshop forum?) it's still enjoyable to see it. I can move it for you if you'd like....

[Sideburn]

what's that?

I can't hear you way down there in the loser bowl

you need to speak up, this is a winners only debate chippy ;)
I'm sorry, what was that? I had a hard time hearing you, I was putting on my authentic custom jersey and it was covering my ears.

[Bart Killens]

just looking for people with gif files about the nfl
so i am posting a bit on all forums to get a respons

[Rascal]

I suggest you go to the main forum and photoshop and quit spamming the board.

[Mile High Shack]

well that is it

now freakin' Lamont Jordan has turf toe, while being good for the Broncos, we would've won (knock on wood) with or without him being there

Now I don't have a QB or a 2nd string RB

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

It's going to be the 1989 superbowl all over again, total mismatch

[Sideburn]

well that is it

now freakin' Lamont Jordan has turf toe, while being good for the Broncos, we would've won (knock on wood) with or without him being there

Now I don't have a QB or a 2nd string RB

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

It's going to be the 1989 superbowl all over again, total mismatch
Altitude will be in here quickly to proclaim Blue the best fantasy player of all time.

[Mile High Shack]

Altitude will be in here quickly to proclaim Blue the best fantasy player of all time.

but then a chiefs fan could come in and proclaim me the best ever because I made it to the bowl with little or no supporting cast

[Mile High Shack]

up by 32 and she has Brady and Driver

hmmmm

gonna be tough

but w/o a QB or a #2 RB, I like what my team did

[Rascal]

Wow.

LT only gives me five freaking points and yet I still somehow manage to go over a 100 and win third place. Freaking lucky as hell Shack that Blue went off on me last week as I would have beaten you this week. All well I'll take home close to $100 dollars in all, I'm sure the wife will appreciate it. Losing Westbrook hurt, but LT going down the drain was incredibly painful.

So how soon will Gates go next year? LOL!!!

[Pezman]

Wow.

LT only gives me five freaking points and yet I still somehow manage to go over a 100 and win third place. Freaking lucky as hell Shack that Blue went off on me last week as I would have beaten you this week. All well I'll take home close to $100 dollars in all, I'm sure the wife will appreciate it. Losing Westbrook hurt, but LT going down the drain was incredibly painful.

So how soon will Gates go next year? LOL!!!

Congrats on the consolation bro! :thumbs:

[Rascal]

Congrats on the consolation bro! :thumbs:

Thanks man!

So how much money do I win? The wife wants a new pair of shoes. LOL

[Mile High Shack]

Wow.

LT only gives me five freaking points and yet I still somehow manage to go over a 100 and win third place. Freaking lucky as hell Shack that Blue went off on me last week as I would have beaten you this week. All well I'll take home close to $100 dollars in all, I'm sure the wife will appreciate it. Losing Westbrook hurt, but LT going down the drain was incredibly painful.

So how soon will Gates go next year? LOL!!!

yeah...but ya didn't, cuz you didn't TCB last week

[Blueflame]

up by 32 and she has Brady and Driver

hmmmm

gonna be tough

but w/o a QB or a #2 RB, I like what my team did

Between Parker and Alexander, your team did exceptionally well. I'll need very impressive performances from both Brady and Driver if I'm gonna come close to catching up. :)

[Blueflame]

Between Brady and Driver, my team made a valiant effort to catch up but it looks like they're gonna finish a few points short. Congratulations... good game. :thumbsup:

[Mile High Shack]

Between Brady and Driver, my team made a valiant effort to catch up but it looks like they're gonna finish a few points short. Congratulations... good game. :thumbsup:

Iiiiiii am the champion my friend

and I'llll keep on fighting.....untillll then end...

good game blue :)

[Pezman]

Congrats go out to Mile High Shack Attack for winning the 2005 Fantasy Football Geeks Superbowl and dominating all of our chump asses all year!

Congrats to Blueflame for Runner up! (Better than runner up for the Toilet Bowl like last year Blue ;) )
Congrats to Rascal's Bastard Sons Of Jabba the Hutt for taking the third place prize!
And lastly, congrats to this year's toilet bowl of futility championship to Sideburn's Evil Head Brigade!



*****************************************
Weekly High Points Winners

Week 1 -- Evil Head Brigade - $10
Week 2 -- Bastards - $10
Week 3 -- Bastards - $10
Week 4 -- Blueflame - $10
Week 5 -- Shack Attack - $10
Week 6 -- Blueflame - $10
Week 7 -- Shack Attack - $10
Week 8 -- Bastards $10
Week 9 -- Bastards $10
Week 10 - Blueflame $10
Week 11 - Yah Mule $10
Week 12 - Bastards $10
Week 13 - Mangina $10

Yearly Best Record - Rascal's Bastards $10
Yearly High Points - Rascal's Bastards $10

Superbowl Winner - Mile High Shack Attack $225
Superbowl Runner-up - Blueflame $75
Third Place - Rascal's Bastards $10
Toilet Bowl - Sideburn's Evil Head Brigade - $10

Congrats to all prize winners and happy holidays everyone! We'll see you in 2006 :)
*******************************

Thanks again all for playing this year in the Fantasy Football Geek League and I hope to see you all again next year for the third annual Geek League Episode III - "This time its personal!"

:thumbs:

[Mile High Shack]

thanks for running the geek league Pez

maybe next year you can make the playoffs ;)

[Rascal]

Congrats you lousy bastard.

[Mile High Shack]

Congrats you lousy bastard.

good team make their own luck ;)

how many teams could lose their QB and their #2 running back and still score almost 100 points

Dude, I rule, seriously

LOL :blowhorn: (blowing my own horn)

[Pezman]

good team make their own luck ;)

how many teams could lose their QB and their #2 running back and still score almost 100 points

Dude, I rule, seriously

LOL :blowhorn: (blowing my own horn)

It was a conspiracy! :devil: ;D

Seriously, congrats Shacky. I think you should send about half of that to the Shaun Alexander touchdown fund heh.

[REB]

Congrats Shack! Good job

[Mile High Shack]

Congrats Shack! Good job

at least I won something this year

thanks!

[Mtbrncofn]

Congrats, Shack!