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Spider
09-02-2005, 01:58 PM
# I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
# Duct tape won't fix that.
# Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
# Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
# We don't keep firearms in this house.
# Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
# You can't feed that to the dog.
# I thought Graceland was tacky.
# No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
# Wrestling's fake.
# Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
# We're vegetarians.
# Do you think my gut is too big?
# I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
# Honey, we don't need another dog.
# Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
# Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
# Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
# Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
# I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
# Checkmate.
# She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
# Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
# Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
# I don't have a favorite college team.
# Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
# You ALL.
# Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
# Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.

OBF1
09-02-2005, 02:00 PM
Same thing for charger fan

westcliffe
09-02-2005, 02:03 PM
And Raider fans

Spider
09-02-2005, 02:04 PM
10 chief fans rules
1. Dinner can always be found on the side of the road.
2. Their belt buckles are considered valid I.D.!
3. With a little corn and water they can distill enough moonshine to quench any dry town!
4. They can spit with absolute accuracy.
5. Nothing compares to the luxury and freedom of a mobile home.
6. Bluejeans and a flannel are always considered formal.
7. At least that rusty Pick-up's bought and paid for.
8. A mayonnaise jar doubles as a handy thermos.
9. A baseball cap is considered a fine substitute for combing your hair.
10. Tractor pulls and auto races serve as a fine meeting place for family reunions

Snakebit
09-02-2005, 02:17 PM
# I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
# Duct tape won't fix that.
# Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
# Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
# We don't keep firearms in this house.
# Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
# You can't feed that to the dog.
# I thought Graceland was tacky.
# No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
# Wrestling's fake.
# Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
# We're vegetarians.
# Do you think my gut is too big?
# I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
# Honey, we don't need another dog.
# Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
# Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
# Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
# Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
# I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
# Checkmate.
# She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
# Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
# Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
# I don't have a favorite college team.
# Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
# You ALL.
# Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
# Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.


A couple more,

#Your mullet is getting too long bro.
#Man you have some white teeth.

BRONCCRUSHFAN
09-02-2005, 02:20 PM
A couple more,

#Your mullet is getting too long bro.
#Man you have some white teeth.
More like "Man you still have your teeth."

broncosteven
09-02-2005, 02:20 PM
How about adding "Superbowl XL Champions, Kansas City Chiefs" to the list

BRONCCRUSHFAN
09-02-2005, 02:27 PM
You mean you actually use Listerine for something else, besides making alcohol?

I find Crest keeps my teeth white and cavity free.

With the cost of gasoline, maybe driving the Camaro is not the best thing right now.

Snakebit
09-02-2005, 02:31 PM
You mean you actually use Listerine for something else, besides making alcohol?

I find Crest keeps my teeth white and cavity free.

With the cost of gasoline, maybe driving the Camaro is not the best thing right now.

ROFL!

orange 4 life
09-02-2005, 02:32 PM
classic stuff spidey!!

Rocket 7
09-02-2005, 02:35 PM
The tires on my truck are too big

Who's Richard Petty?

Cappuccino tastes better than expresso

Bronco LB 59
09-02-2005, 03:10 PM
"You're a sick f*ck, you want to bone your cousin?"

Billy Clyde Puckett
09-02-2005, 03:12 PM
How about "Nice tackle Jr. (Savaii)"

BRONCCRUSHFAN
09-02-2005, 03:12 PM
"You're a sick ****, you want to bone your cousin?"
To go along with "Dude, she's only 11 years old."

TheManeMan
09-02-2005, 03:41 PM
"You're a sick ****, you want to bone your cousin?"

Hilarious! Hilarious!

Taco John
09-02-2005, 03:51 PM
# I like to get a really good lather going in the shower.

Hotrod
09-02-2005, 03:54 PM
You mean you actually use Listerine for something else, besides making alcohol?

I find Crest keeps my tooth white and cavity free.

With the cost of gasoline, maybe driving the Camaro is not the best thing right now.

Fixed that one for ya ^5

Mile High Shack
09-02-2005, 03:56 PM
I find that Ranch Dressing doesn't go with my usual dinner

Spider
09-02-2005, 03:58 PM
We dont have Portfolios , but we do have a Kick ass Franklin mint Plate collection ....

Bronx33
09-02-2005, 03:58 PM
Ummmm Ya? you got any Toothpaste .....

Hotrod
09-02-2005, 03:59 PM
We dont have Portfolios , but we do have a Kick ass Franklin mint Plate collection ....

LOL

Not only a retirement plan but it doubles as fine china incase the President comes for dinner Ha!

Spider
09-02-2005, 04:01 PM
LOL

Not only a retirement plan but it doubles as fine china incase the President comes for dinner Ha!
LOL . here Mr President you can have the Joe Montana Plate and the Elvis fork ......

Hotrod
09-02-2005, 04:03 PM
LOL . here Mr President you can have the Joe Montana Plate and the Elvis fork ......

Only six more payment and those suckers are mine Ha!

Spider
09-02-2005, 04:06 PM
Only six more payment and those suckers are mine Ha!
Hilarious!

Hotrod
09-02-2005, 04:07 PM
# hey waiter supersize the ladys frys its her birthday

Spider
09-02-2005, 04:08 PM
A touching letter from Chief fan to his mother ...... Very touching ........


Dear Mull,

I am rightin' this here letter slow as I know ya cain't read fast. Me and my wife and the kids and 6 dogs went and moved last week. I took the house numbers with us so we don't have to do one of them there address changes. I got me a good job here. I finally got to be a pilot. I work for Daniel's Tree Service. They cut the wood and I pilot. Things here are about the same.

We took Grandma to the doctor so she could get Grandpa some of them Viagra pills. She slipped them into his coffee so he wouldn't know. He went crazy. He grabbed her and ripped her clothes off right there in front of all us. He throwed everything off the table and kept taking her over and over again. Grandma said the sex was great but she is upset that the people at McDonalds said we couldn't come back no more.

I went whorse back riddin' the other day. I'm lucky to be alive. That whorse took off and I almost fell off. I was hangin' on for my life and screamin' my head off. I don't know what I'd done if that manager from K-Mart hadn't come out and unplugged it.

Right back soon and remember we love ya. XXXXXXXXX

Yer Sun - Brandon

Hotrod
09-02-2005, 04:11 PM
A touching letter from Chief fan to his mother ...... Very touching ........


Dear Mull,

I am rightin' this here letter slow as I know ya cain't read fast. Me and my wife and the kids and 6 dogs went and moved last week. I took the house numbers with us so we don't have to do one of them there address changes. I got me a good job here. I finally got to be a pilot. I work for Daniel's Tree Service. They cut the wood and I pilot. Things here are about the same.

We took Grandma to the doctor so she could get Grandpa some of them Viagra pills. She slipped them into his coffee so he wouldn't know. He went crazy. He grabbed her and ripped her clothes off right there in front of all us. He throwed everything off the table and kept taking her over and over again. Grandma said the sex was great but she is upset that the people at McDonalds said we couldn't come back no more.

I went whorse back riddin' the other day. I'm lucky to be alive. That whorse took off and I almost fell off. I was hangin' on for my life and screamin' my head off. I don't know what I'd done if that manager from K-Mart hadn't come out and unplugged it.

Right back soon and remember we love ya. XXXXXXXXX

Yer Sun - Boobsaturd

Fixed this one also ;D

Spider
09-02-2005, 04:14 PM
Fixed this one also ;D
LOL ........

RunByDesign
09-02-2005, 04:20 PM
# It looks like this run by Dante Hall is going to be called back because of a clipping penalty.

Pat Bowlen
09-02-2005, 04:25 PM
# Are you sure we should be doing this, Mom?


I like this thread.

elsid13
09-02-2005, 04:27 PM
any number higher then ten. Think about it

Smilin Assassin
09-02-2005, 06:18 PM
"Who do we play in the NEXT round?"

Rocket 7
09-02-2005, 06:34 PM
Our defense played great today

RunByDesign
09-02-2005, 06:49 PM
# and the interior run defense of the Chiefs turns back the ballcarrier again. They have been like a stone wall today.

Jason in LA
09-02-2005, 06:57 PM
# Home playoff victory.

theodnixon
09-02-2005, 07:43 PM
You better remove those tires off the roof because that won't help you from losing your house.


We better take that three-legged, one-eyed, deaf, open-wounded dog to the vet to put him out of his misery

I fully understand who and what I am voting for in this election.

Pat Bowlen
09-02-2005, 07:48 PM
I fully understand.
More accurate.

ZachKC
09-02-2005, 07:49 PM
A couple more,

#Your mullet is getting too long bro.
#Man you have some white teeth.
Solid additions.

ZachKC
09-02-2005, 07:50 PM
Atlas feels this should be moved to another part of the board. Just throwing that out there.

Rocket 7
09-02-2005, 08:27 PM
We got a shutout! They didn't score on us!

Circle Orange
09-03-2005, 12:37 AM
"We love John."

SoCalBronco
09-03-2005, 12:41 AM
"Mom your not hot at all."

Taco John
09-03-2005, 12:41 AM
# I find that the green stripe really helps keep the odor under control.

Kaylore
09-03-2005, 01:05 AM
#We finally won the Super Bowl again.

RaiderH8r
09-07-2005, 09:09 AM
"So I decided it was time to take that engine off the lawn."

Raidersbane
09-07-2005, 09:47 AM
OMG WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!

bendog
09-07-2005, 09:54 AM
Boca Burgers and fresh veggies

Raidersbane
09-07-2005, 09:54 AM
"I'm the only child in my class who's Ma and Pa don't have the same grandparents."

Raidersbane
09-07-2005, 09:57 AM
Whadaya mean beer ain't a proper breakfast.....

Raidersbane
09-07-2005, 09:58 AM
It's time ta shampoo that carpet......

Spider
09-07-2005, 11:45 AM
Quick Bob put your shirt on the TV camera is panning this way

bendog
09-07-2005, 11:49 AM
Dang dude, don't you think that's just a little too much propane?

Pick Six
09-07-2005, 11:50 AM
"We are dedicated to producing a winner. We have Carl Peterson".

Raidersbane
09-08-2005, 11:08 PM
It's against the law ta **** another man's sheep.......

Bob's your Information Minister
09-08-2005, 11:13 PM
"Touchdown Denver Broncos!"

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
09-09-2005, 12:19 AM
# I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
# Duct tape won't fix that.
# Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
# Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
# We don't keep firearms in this house.
# Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
# You can't feed that to the dog.
# I thought Graceland was tacky.
# No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
# Wrestling's fake.
# Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
# We're vegetarians.
# Do you think my gut is too big?
# I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
# Honey, we don't need another dog.
# Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
# Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
# Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
# Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
# I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
# Checkmate.
# She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
# Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
# Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
# I don't have a favorite college team.
# Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
# You ALL.
# Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
# Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.

rofl

^5

TheManeMan
09-09-2005, 01:45 AM
"Wrong hole..." - Bob

BIG DADDY
10-06-2005, 01:50 PM
How about the top 10 things you hear in Colorado.

10. Jake Plummer can clean my pipeth any time he wants.
9. He runs just like Barry Thanders
8. Kill all those vicioth dogth, they thcare me.
7. Get rid of all thoeth gunth, we donít need another Colombine and they thcare me too.
6. I sure mith Elway he wath thoe thexthy.
5. Were the come on vacation leave on probation state.
4. Thoeth were not illegal blocks
3. I sure wish that my thithter would quit ****ing Chiefs fanth.
2. Where are we going to get new hookers for the recruitment program?

And finally the top thing you hear in Colorado.

1. I am sick of Kobe Bryants sloppy seconds why does he have to break in all our women.

RaiderH8r
10-06-2005, 01:57 PM
How about the top 10 things you hear in Colorado.

10. Jake Plummer can clean my pipeth any time he wants.
9. He runs just like Barry Thanders
8. Kill all those vicioth dogth, they thcare me.
7. Get rid of all thoeth gunth, we donít need another Colombine and they thcare me too.
6. I sure mith Elway he wath thoe thexthy.
5. Were the come on vacation leave on probation state.
4. Thoeth were not illegal blocks
3. I sure wish that my thithter would quit ****ing Chiefs fanth.
2. Where are we going to get new hookers for the recruitment program?

And finally the top thing you hear in Colorado.

1. I am sick of Kobe Bryants sloppy seconds why does he have to break in all our women.
What's with all the "th"s? It would be easier for you to speak if you took Vermeil's d!ck out of your mouth.

BIG DADDY
10-06-2005, 02:01 PM
What's with all the "th"s? It would be easier for you to speak if you took Vermeil's d!ck out of your mouth.

Come on you know that turns you on.

BMF Bronco
10-06-2005, 02:10 PM
Kids, wash your hands before dinner!

Kaylore
10-06-2005, 02:12 PM
"We have a 17 point lead; Now we can close this game out."

RaiderH8r
10-06-2005, 02:27 PM
Come on you know that turns you on.
Whatever you say suckinforeskin.

Sean
10-06-2005, 02:30 PM
"Daddy, you usually don't break into your third twelve pack of Milwaukee's Best until at least noon!"

RaiderH8r
10-06-2005, 02:32 PM
"So, I was reading...."

BIG DADDY
10-06-2005, 02:47 PM
"Daddy, you usually don't break into your third twelve pack of Milwaukee's Best until at least noon!"


Come on you know the Kobe line was classic.

Sean
10-06-2005, 03:02 PM
Come on you know the Kobe line was classic.

I have a feeling that you are making an assumption here, and an incorrect assumption at that. Correct me if I am wrong, but the fact that you replied to my post makes me believe that you think I was referring to you in my post.

You see, if I was referring to you, the quote would have gone something like this ...

10 year old boy pleading - "BIG DADDY, can't we wait til we get home to play hide the salami?

Does that clear things up for you? Damn jokes just aren't as funny when you have to explain them.

BIG DADDY
10-06-2005, 03:09 PM
Damn jokes just aren't as funny when you have to explain them.

Maybe it would help if hired someone to hold up the laugh sign.

Hotrod
10-06-2005, 03:11 PM
Maybe it would help if hired someone to hold up the laugh sign.

If it would get you off unemployment we will consider it.

BRONCCRUSHFAN
10-06-2005, 03:20 PM
Maybe it would help if hired someone to hold up the laugh sign.

I personally thought it was hilarious. Rep, Sean.

Another thing you won't hear at Narrowhead; "Of course I'm heterosexual."

Something you will hear in Narrowhead;(from a 10 year old boy) "Big Daddy, at least the priest gave me a pepsi and some cheetos after doing that."

BIG DADDY
10-06-2005, 03:29 PM
I personally thought it was hilarious. Rep, Sean.

."

Congratulations on the new job Ed.

BRONCCRUSHFAN
10-06-2005, 03:34 PM
Congratulations on the new job Ed.

At least I have one, unlike someone I know Al.

BMF Bronco
10-06-2005, 03:36 PM
"Don't call me auntie, I am you're mother too damnit!"

BRONCCRUSHFAN
10-06-2005, 03:37 PM
Oh yeah that's right, BIG DADDY thinks that being a urinal cake is a real job.

Rock Chalk
10-06-2005, 03:37 PM
Wow, we got a defense!

BIG DADDY
10-06-2005, 03:54 PM
Oh yeah that's right, BIG DADDY thinks that being a urinal cake is a real job.

I gotta say it is getting harder to make a living pimpin your mom these days even with the 2 for 1 nights.

BMF Bronco
10-06-2005, 03:56 PM
I gotta say it is getting harder to make a living pimpin your mom these days even with the 2 for 1 nights.
BINGO, we have our first mother joke of the thread, I was wondering how long it would take.

BIG DADDY
10-06-2005, 03:59 PM
With all your young women getting nailed by Kobe you guys are going to have some serious talent to develope out there down the road.

BRONCCRUSHFAN
10-06-2005, 04:00 PM
I gotta say it is getting harder to make a living pimpin your mom these days even with the 2 for 1 nights.

My mom was killed by a drunk driver, so if you would please, keep her out of this asswipe. Oh yeah and his car had a Chiefs bumpersticker on it. Once again another Drunk Chiefs fan.

Sean
10-06-2005, 04:07 PM
Maybe it would help if hired someone to hold up the laugh sign.

Oh man, first the Kobe line and now this gem?

You truly are a worthy adversary.

Let's see if I've got another ...

Chief fan hurrying back to his kin folk - "Hey Pa, have you seen what they have in the parking lot? Some high fangled contraption called a Port-A-Potty! It's so much cleaner, and smells better than our outhouse back home! Let's see if we can tie it on top of our Camaro when we leave!"

Kaylore
10-06-2005, 04:09 PM
With all your young women getting nailed by Kobe you guys are going to have some serious talent to develope out there down the road.
/Slow clap. ::)

BIG DADDY
10-06-2005, 04:13 PM
Oh man, first the Kobe line and now this gem?

You truly are a worthy adversary.

Let's see if I've got another ...

Chief fan hurrying back to his kin folk - "Hey Pa, have you seen what they have in the parking lot? Some high fangled contraption called a Port-A-Potty! It's so much cleaner, and smells better than our outhouse back home! Let's see if we can tie it on top of our Camaro when we leave!"

Where is Ed McMahon AKA BRONCCRUSHFAN when you need him?

ak1971
10-06-2005, 04:14 PM
BA, BS, MBA, MD, PhD or hell even GED....

BIG DADDY
10-06-2005, 04:54 PM
at least the priest gave me an Orange Crush and some cheetos after doing that."

Which would explain your fascination with with Donkos. Do you miss him or does he still give you a call when he needs to dump a load?

BIG DADDY
10-06-2005, 05:04 PM
BA, BS, MBA, MD, PhD or hell even GED....

What are things things they give away at University of Colorado along with hookers when recruiting athletes?

crazyhorse
10-06-2005, 05:43 PM
My mom was killed by a drunk driver, so if you would please, keep her out of this asswipe. Oh yeah and his car had a Chiefs bumpersticker on it. Once again another Drunk Chiefs fan.

I call bull****.

If he was drunk he would have ****ed her.

crazyhorse
10-06-2005, 05:47 PM
BA, BS, MBA, MD, PhD or hell even GED....

I once got a BJ from this chic wearing a Bronco jersey at Arrowhead. Does that count for anything?

crazyhorse
10-06-2005, 05:52 PM
One thing you will never hear at Arrowhead?

Broncos destroy Chiefs 45-17

BIG DADDY
10-07-2005, 09:52 AM
ROFL! I call bull****.

If he was drunk he would have ****ed her.
ROFL!

Alkazar
10-07-2005, 09:54 AM
10 chief fans rules
1. Dinner can always be found on the side of the road.
2. Their belt buckles are considered valid I.D.!
3. With a little corn and water they can distill enough moonshine to quench any dry town!
4. They can spit with absolute accuracy.
5. Nothing compares to the luxury and freedom of a mobile home.
6. Bluejeans and a flannel are always considered formal.
7. At least that rusty Pick-up's bought and paid for.
8. A mayonnaise jar doubles as a handy thermos.
9. A baseball cap is considered a fine substitute for combing your hair.
10. Tractor pulls and auto races serve as a fine meeting place for family reunions
No hold on a minut ther pard, I resemble them there remarks!

Sean
10-07-2005, 11:15 AM
I call bull****.

If he was drunk he would have ****ed her.

Man, you gotta give it up for crazyhorse, the guy is all class.

Disco Man
10-07-2005, 11:37 AM
......are those bugle boy jeans your wearing?

KJ25
10-07-2005, 11:51 AM
You smell good

Disco Man
10-07-2005, 11:56 AM
One thing you will never hear at Arrowhead?

Broncos destroy Chiefs 45-17
Wrong it was 30 - 7 with Bubby Brister playing QB Monday Night

BRONCCRUSHFAN
10-07-2005, 11:58 AM
I once got a BJ from this chic wearing a Bronco jersey at Arrowhead. Does that count for anything?

No, because putting a Bronco Jersey on a sheep doesn't count.

Disco Man
10-07-2005, 12:00 PM
I once got a BJ from this chic wearing a Bronco jersey at Arrowhead. Does that count for anything?
.so did you have to buy a ticket for that blow up doll or did they just let you in with it? :stupid:

Alkazar
10-07-2005, 12:00 PM
No, because putting a Bronco Jersey on a sheep doesn't count.
I was ready to say he was coming up in the world til you said that. But come to think of it, I'll bet thats still a huge step up up for him.

Rohirrim
10-07-2005, 12:05 PM
A painting ain't a painting unless it has some velvet in it.

Broncoman13
10-07-2005, 12:06 PM
"You're a sick ****, you want to bone your cousin?"

Nothin says lovin like fvckin your cousin!!!


Here's something you'll never here in Narrowhead. "We won, we're going to the SuperBowl!!!"

BIG DADDY
10-07-2005, 12:08 PM
No, because putting a Bronco Jersey on a sheep doesn't count.

So Donko fans are sheep? That would explain a lot of thing like why you guys are so scared of dogs out there.

JPEZ
10-07-2005, 12:09 PM
Toothbrush, Deoderant, Shower.......;D

Disco Man
10-07-2005, 12:09 PM
So Donko fans are sheep? That would explain a lot of thing like why you guys are so scared of dogs out there.
How many do you have tied up outside your double wide?????????????

BIG DADDY
10-07-2005, 12:16 PM
How many do you have tied up outside your double wide?????????????

I don't keep him outside because it scares off all the customers when your mom comes over.

Disco Man
10-07-2005, 12:17 PM
Well yes she comes over to give you the repo papers.............

NaptownChief
10-07-2005, 12:18 PM
Words you won't hear in Arrowhead Stadium?


Hmmmm....Broncos win? ???

Disco Man
10-07-2005, 12:19 PM
Words you won't hear in Arrowhead Stadium?


Hmmmm....Broncos win? ???
Hmmmmmmmm Broncos win playoff game when Chiefs are #1 seed how about that one? :flush:

BIG DADDY
10-07-2005, 12:20 PM
Well yes she comes over to give you the repo papers.............

You know the best thing about the Chiefs playing in Denver don't you?



































2 for 1 night at your moms house.

BRONCCRUSHFAN
10-07-2005, 12:22 PM
Which would explain your fascination with with Donkos. Do you miss him or does he still give you a call when he needs to dump a load?

You're the one with the fascination over Kobe Bryant's penis, are you trying to tell everyone something? Hey it's okay, you can come out of the closet. Crazy Horse did, and he is just fine with his decision. Of course he does have that occasional discrete meeting with the local sheep farmer's stock.

BIG DADDY
10-07-2005, 12:25 PM
You're the one with the fascination over Kobe Bryant's penis, are you trying to tell everyone something? Hey it's okay, you can come out of the closet. Crazy Horse did, and he is just fine with his decision. Of course he does have that occasional discrete meeting with the local sheep farmer's stock.

Surely you can do better than that I don't want to have to pull out the laugh sign again.

BIG DADDY
10-07-2005, 12:26 PM
How about the top 10 things you hear in Colorado.

10. Jake Plummer can clean my pipeth any time he wants.
9. He runs just like Barry Thanders
8. Kill all those vicioth dogth, they thcare me.
7. Get rid of all thoeth gunth, we donít need another Colombine and they thcare me too.
6. I sure mith Elway he wath thoe thexthy.
5. Were the come on vacation leave on probation state.
4. Thoeth were not illegal blocks
3. I sure wish that my thithter would quit ****ing Chiefs fanth.
2. Where are we going to get new hookers for the recruitment program?

And finally the top thing you hear in Colorado.

1. I am sick of Kobe Bryants sloppy seconds why does he have to break in all our women.

Now THAT'S funny!!!

Disco Man
10-07-2005, 12:26 PM
You know the best thing about the Chiefs playing in Denver don't you?



































2 for 1 night at your moms house.
Class act here huh boys.......I know the truth hurts when you read trailer jokes but lets try and keep this on a level above what most Chief fans know.

BRONCCRUSHFAN
10-07-2005, 12:31 PM
Surely you can do better than that I don't want to have to pull out the laugh sign again.
No, I was just merely pointing out your fascination with another man's penis; which makes me wonder if you are secretly wanting to be Big Mama instead. As much as you bring it up, you are obviously jealous of that girl and wish it was you that got bent over the chair.

BIG DADDY
10-07-2005, 12:34 PM
Class act here huh boys.......I know the truth hurts when you read trailer jokes but lets try and keep this on a level above what most Chief fans know.

Oh did I hurt your precious wittle feewings, isn't that special. It's not like you can't enjoy her too I know we all do. Tell you what why don't you bring the camcorder next time that way you can replay it as much as you want on those cold and lonely Colorado nights.

BRONCCRUSHFAN
10-07-2005, 12:36 PM
You know the best thing about the Chiefs playing in Denver don't you?



































2 for 1 night at your moms house.

Typical cheeps fan can't come up with anything original.

BIG DADDY
10-07-2005, 12:36 PM
No, I was just merely pointing out your fascination with another man's penis; which makes me wonder if you are secretly wanting to be Big Mama instead. As much as you bring it up, you are obviously jealous of that girl and wish it was you that got bent over the chair.

The only people fascinated with Kobes cock are obviously your women in Colorado. Anything else is nothing more than a weak attempt at spin.

BIG DADDY
10-07-2005, 12:37 PM
Disco Man is the only guy I know who gets wood just from walking down the hand cream isle.

Disco Man
10-07-2005, 12:37 PM
Oh did I hurt your precious wittle feewings, isn't that special. It's not like you can't enjoy her too I know we all do. Tell you what why don't you bring the camcorder next time that way you can replay it as much as you want on those cold and lonely Colorado nights.
I think if you look at this thread a little closer you might not want to bring the "mother" jokes into this....myself I could give a rip what you say...why dont you get off the computer go upstairs and help your sister with the dishes

BRONCCRUSHFAN
10-07-2005, 12:37 PM
Oh did I hurt your precious wittle feewings, isn't that special. It's not like you can't enjoy her too I know we all do. Tell you what why don't you bring the camcorder next time that way you can replay it as much as you want on those cold and lonely Colorado nights.
Better watch out Disco BIG MAMA will be fantasizing about you next. Hey BIG MAMA I heard Kobe has put a restraining order against you from stalking him.

BIG DADDY
10-07-2005, 12:39 PM
Better watch out Disco BIG MAMA will be fantasizing about you next. Hey BIG MAMA I heard Kobe has put a restraining order against you from stalking him.

This just in, you need to have some good smack to throw back in order for this to be fun.

BRONCCRUSHFAN
10-07-2005, 12:39 PM
The only people fascinated with Kobes cork are obviously your women in Colorado. Anything else is nothing more than a weak attempt at spin.

I'm not spinning, I am just stating the obvious from all of your words, that you have a fascination with the male organ, and specifically Kobe's. It's okay, we live in a more tolerant society now. You can come out of the closet if you like.

BRONCCRUSHFAN
10-07-2005, 12:42 PM
This just in, you need to have some good smack to throw back in order for this to be fun.
I'm not talking smack, I'm just trying to help you with a difficult time in your life. I'm wondering if it must be difficult for you to realize that you are just one of the girls. I'm saying that it is okay. Like I tell my kids, we must embrace each other's differences.

Hotrod
10-07-2005, 12:42 PM
This just in, you need to have some good smack to throw back in order for this to be fun.

Good now that you have received the memo you can try following it.

BIG DADDY
10-07-2005, 12:43 PM
I'm not spinning, I am just stating the obvious from all of your words, that you have a fascination with the male organ, and specifically Kobe's. It's okay, we live in a more tolerant society now. You can come out of the closet if you like.

Tell you what, I'll leave for awhile and come back later to see if you can come with anything good. Maybe you all your little bronco butt buddies can have a meeting of the minds and actually come up with something funny, there's a concept.

BRONCCRUSHFAN
10-07-2005, 12:44 PM
Tell you what, I'll leave for awhile and come back later to see if you can come with anything good. Maybe you all your little bronco butt buddies can have a meeting of the minds and actually come up with something funny, there's a concept.

Calling me a butt buddy, when you are the one who is having a hard time dealing with your own sexuality. Now That's funny

NaptownChief
10-07-2005, 12:45 PM
Typical cheeps fan can't come up with anything original.



You mean like the trailor stuff?

BRONCCRUSHFAN
10-07-2005, 12:48 PM
You mean like the trailor stuff?
Nappy, that is a fact of life. I have family on the Kansas/Missouri border, and it's like Trailer Park central all over that area, on both sides.

NaptownChief
10-07-2005, 01:02 PM
Nappy, that is a fact of life. I have family on the Kansas/Missouri border, and it's like Trailer Park central all over that area, on both sides.



If you stepped outside of your family's neighborhood you would find there are plenty of quality places. No knock on your family, I'm sure they are doing the best they can.

RaiderH8r
10-07-2005, 01:06 PM
If you stepped outside of your family's neighborhood you would find there are plenty of quality places. No knock on your family, I'm sure they are doing the best they can.
Finding a quality place in MO is like looking for a quarter in a sh!t heap. Yeah, it's a quarter. It's neat, it's shiny, it's there for you to find. But in the end it's pretty much worthless and you're still covered and wreaking of sh!t.

Iowanian
10-07-2005, 01:07 PM
This is rich. Donk fans calling for "original material" when the thread starter, and post itself is a recycled chain email?

hrrrrrrrrr

RaiderH8r
10-07-2005, 01:08 PM
This is rich. Donk fans calling for "original material" when the thread starter, and post itself is a recycled chain email?

hrrrrrrrrr
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the sh!t heap. Who wants to look for the quarter? Maybe Nappy can find it since his head is already up his a$$ !Booya!

Bronx33
10-07-2005, 01:09 PM
This is rich. Donk fans calling for "original material" when the thread starter, and post itself is a recycled chain email?

hrrrrrrrrr


I can see you are still upset, we will only put up with this pizzy atitude so long ya know.

Iowanian
10-07-2005, 01:10 PM
raiderh8r is darwin's answer to what happens when a meth mouth, tranny at a truckstop gargles 3oz of sh!t while chewing on a hooker's cleanup towel.

How's that for Original, sport?

Billy Clyde Puckett
10-07-2005, 01:12 PM
I thought this idiot gave up and went home

NaptownChief
10-07-2005, 01:12 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the sh!t heap. Who wants to look for the quarter? Maybe Nappy can find it since his head is already up his a$$ !Booya!



Play nice H8r, after all wasn't that your father I saw holding your mother by the ankles and dangling her into the dumpster fishing for half eaten cans of food and spare change? I didn't want to bring that up but since you had to go down that quarter path...

Iowanian
10-07-2005, 01:12 PM
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have Thunk that.

Anyone who has been to Denver, or Rural Co, knows you've got PLENTY of Trailer parks.

http://local.yahoo.com/CO/Denver/Real+Estate/Mobile+Home+Parks

Doesn't look that much different to me than KC

http://www.google.com/local?hl=en&lr=&q=trailer+park&near=Kansas+City,+MO&sa=X&oi=localr

crazyhorse
10-07-2005, 01:13 PM
Finding a quality place in MO is like looking for a quarter in a sh!t heap. Yeah, it's a quarter. It's neat, it's shiny, it's there for you to find. But in the end it's pretty much worthless and you're still covered and wreaking of sh!t.

Have you ever thought of hanging out with a different crowd? Sounds nasty.

NaptownChief
10-07-2005, 01:14 PM
Have you ever thought of hanging out with a different crowd? Sounds nasty.



They don't allow his type in the nice areas...understandably.

Iowanian
10-07-2005, 01:15 PM
Crazy..when he spends his love life squatting behind a hobbled sheep...he's going to get a little dooky on his mind.

RaiderH8r
10-07-2005, 01:16 PM
raiderh8r is darwin's answer to what happens when a meth mouth, tranny at a truckstop gargles 3oz of sh!t while chewing on a hooker's cleanup towel.

How's that for Original, sport?
And you are Darwin's bane. Apparently evolution skips a generation or thousand in your gene pool. Or is it more of a gene spittle? The remnants of some gash goo left on a rock too long. Primordial ooze of an Iowaaahhhnian nature?

RaiderH8r
10-07-2005, 01:17 PM
Crazy..when he spends his love life squatting behind a hobbled sheep...he's going to get a little dooky on his mind.
And when you spend your life with your head up your a$$ you're bound to suffer brain damage from lack of oxygen.

crazyhorse
10-07-2005, 01:19 PM
Crazy..when he spends his love life squatting behind a hobbled sheep...he's going to get a little dooky on his mind.

Dont be too hard on him. I met his wife. She seemed okay.

Bronx33
10-07-2005, 01:19 PM
If you were thinking, you wouldn't have Thunk that.

Anyone who has been to Denver, or Rural Co, knows you've got PLENTY of Trailer parks.

http://local.yahoo.com/CO/Denver/Real+Estate/Mobile+Home+Parks

COUNT EM...

kANSAS CITY TRAILER PARKS (http://local.yahoo.com/mapview;_ylt=AhiH9.Ja_bJjOPVNcJAyJKyHNcIF;_ylu=X3o DMTBtOThyYm1pBF9zAzk2NjEzNzk0BHNlYwNuYXJyb3c-?stx=Mobile+Home+Parks&ycatfilt=96925949&fr=&city=Kansas+City&state=MO&uzip=64106&radius=25&dma=616&county=Jackson&approxSpelling=&probability=10&fmap=67042776&sortby=topresults&nextargs=12KPjg1tpSrIGmmvmnCOObHb%255F%252Dvj0Zlpi 3g5UzTYR6a9RL8nR2OdBELPDUmLF4WO5hm0aBnrYhyfZPHvbg4 MsuJla8cRHYR7jq3%255Fic%255FJAVB5zwCsRE87MN9to%252 E&csz=Kansas+City%2C+MO&begin=1&n=10&ed=1UMn2K131DytDxqt20urWwsHzEwn3z8h6aCl.sLAvYnyxsU QYO8-)

Iowanian
10-07-2005, 01:19 PM
And when you spend your life with your head up your a$$ you're bound to suffer brain damage from lack of oxygen.

And I'm sure thats why you get the Blue sign and get to park up close.....and I hope the resulting disability check is enough to get you by.

RaiderH8r
10-07-2005, 01:22 PM
Dont be too hard on him. I met his wife. She seemed okay.
With tits like that and a gut to match that has GOT to be Willy Roaf. Maybe if you hadn't bent him over so far he wouldn't have injured that hammy.

NaptownChief
10-07-2005, 01:22 PM
COUNT EM...

kANSAS CITY TRAILER PARKS (http://local.yahoo.com/mapview;_ylt=AhiH9.Ja_bJjOPVNcJAyJKyHNcIF;_ylu=X3o DMTBtOThyYm1pBF9zAzk2NjEzNzk0BHNlYwNuYXJyb3c-?stx=Mobile+Home+Parks&ycatfilt=96925949&fr=&city=Kansas+City&state=MO&uzip=64106&radius=25&dma=616&county=Jackson&approxSpelling=&probability=10&fmap=67042776&sortby=topresults&nextargs=12KPjg1tpSrIGmmvmnCOObHb%255F%252Dvj0Zlpi 3g5UzTYR6a9RL8nR2OdBELPDUmLF4WO5hm0aBnrYhyfZPHvbg4 MsuJla8cRHYR7jq3%255Fic%255FJAVB5zwCsRE87MN9to%252 E&csz=Kansas+City%2C+MO&begin=1&n=10&ed=1UMn2K131DytDxqt20urWwsHzEwn3z8h6aCl.sLAvYnyxsU QYO8-)



It's only fair that the transplanted Donkey fans have a place they can afford to live.

RaiderH8r
10-07-2005, 01:23 PM
And I'm sure thats why you get the Blue sign and get to park up close.....and I hope the resulting disability check is enough to get you by.
You better. Or your mom will have to kick you out of the house and rent your room again. I don't know how I would ever manage if I couldn't blast her in the arse once a month.

BMF Bronco
10-07-2005, 01:23 PM
Dont be too hard on him. I met his wife. She seemed okay.
Love that picture! :militia:

Iowanian
10-07-2005, 01:24 PM
With boobies like that and a gut to match that has GOT to be Willy Roaf. Maybe if you hadn't bent him over so far he wouldn't have injured that hammy.

I seem to have read, another thread, just today, where Donk fans have agreed that injury smack was for douchebags?

If the vinegar and water sollution container fits.....I'm sure its your color.

crazyhorse
10-07-2005, 01:24 PM
COUNT EM...



What a dumbass. It shows 93 in KC and 159 in Denver. Over 50% more trailer parks in Denver.

Thanks for the ammo, numbnuts.

Iowanian
10-07-2005, 01:25 PM
You better. Or your mom will have to kick you out of the house and rent your room again. I don't know how I would ever manage if I couldn't blast her in the arse once a month.

Wow....right to the "original" and relevant "your mom" smack again.

silly tWunt.

RaiderH8r
10-07-2005, 01:25 PM
I seem to have read, another thread, just today, where Donk fans have agreed that injury smack was for douchebags?

If the vinegar and water sollution container fits.....I'm sure its your color.
I'm not rejoicing in it you illiterate twit. I'm suggesting that it might have been preventable had he been able to control his baser instincts.

Bronx33
10-07-2005, 01:26 PM
What a dumbass. It shows 93 in KC and 159 in Denver. Over 50% more trailer parks in Denver.

Thanks for the ammo, numbnuts.

That's just metro KC.................dumbarse! they are not subdivisions like they are in KC.

Iowanian
10-07-2005, 01:26 PM
wtf are "baser instincts"?

Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

RaiderH8r
10-07-2005, 01:31 PM
wtf are "baser instincts"?

Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
It's like the urge you have to face hump chimps or whatever it is you come up with.

Baser-Devoid of high values or ethics

Sorry, I mistook you for someone who understood the language.

BRONCCRUSHFAN
10-07-2005, 01:31 PM
Dont be too hard on him. I met his wife. She seemed okay.
Now THAT BIG MAMA is Funny. Maybe you should hang out with Crazy, and find out what funny is all about.

crazyhorse
10-07-2005, 01:38 PM
It's like the urge you have to face hump chimps or whatever it is you come up with.

Baser-Devoid of high values or ethics

Sorry, I mistook you for someone who understood the language.

According to the definition you have outlined, baser would not be something considered instictual. Perhaps it was the use of the word that threw him. For the record, I didn't know what it meant either.

Needa Pass Rush
10-07-2005, 01:39 PM
I seem to have read, another thread, just today, where Donk fans have agreed that injury smack was for douchebags?

If the vinegar and water sollution container fits.....I'm sure its your color.

Can I see a show of hands of those who can actually see Iowanian douching his sow? He sure does have a good grasp of this stuff. :nono:

RaiderH8r
10-07-2005, 01:41 PM
Can I see a show of hands of those who can actually see Iowanian douching his sow? He sure does have a good grasp of this stuff. :nono:
He goes down on his mama with snorkle and mask to help that fat sow douche. Is that what you meant?

Alkazar
10-07-2005, 01:42 PM
Now THAT'S funny!!!
No it isn't, but of course, only you have found your whit to be sharp.

BIG DADDY
10-07-2005, 02:35 PM
I was just curious if a Rocky Mountain High refers the light headed feeling Donx fans have after being served at the local bukkakefest?

Iowanian
10-07-2005, 02:42 PM
He goes down on his mama with snorkle and mask to help that fat sow douche. Is that what you meant?

You're really, really bad at this aren't you? Pretty pathetic too.

Hotrod
10-07-2005, 02:45 PM
You're really, really bad at this aren't you? Pretty pathetic too.

Hey have you given props to any deadbeat dads lately?

bendog
10-07-2005, 02:45 PM
No, thanks, I just can't eat another rib cause I need to save room for fiber.

Bronx33
10-07-2005, 02:49 PM
(We are out of toilet paper in the restrooms).................................ok back on the main topic!

Iowanian
10-07-2005, 02:52 PM
Hey have you given props to any deadbeat dads lately?


I don't think I've ever done any such thing. What I DID do, was pointed out what pathetic douchebags, posters like you are, who think its "funny" to rip on a dead player. Very classy.

Anyone who does that, is a low rent, c@ckholster.

Rock Chalk
10-07-2005, 02:53 PM
This thread kinda veered off into slam your momma smack.

And I gotta say, Im disappointed in my fellow Bronco fans in that regard. Big Daddy, Iowanian and crazyhorse all brought some cold material to the thread.

I guess it helps when you are used to defending your momma's honor as night after night and guy after guy goes through the bedroom taking turns with that tired old pussy. Hey, for siblings, an easy lay is an easy lay right?

RaiderH8r
10-07-2005, 02:58 PM
I don't think I've ever done any such thing. What I DID do, was pointed out what pathetic douchebags, posters like you are, who think its "funny" to rip on a dead player. Very classy.

Anyone who does that, is a low rent, c@ckholster.
c@ckholster? Is that anything like a banana hammock?

bendog
10-07-2005, 02:59 PM
(We are out of toilet paper in the restrooms).................................ok back on the main topic!
Well, being out of TP would present them no problem, at least in the men's rooms.

Hotrod
10-07-2005, 03:06 PM
I don't think I've ever done any such thing. What I DID do, was pointed out what pathetic douchebags, posters like you are, who think its "funny" to rip on a dead player. Very classy.

Anyone who does that, is a low rent, c@ckholster.

Hey your love of dead beat dads is a crown you've earned yourself dont get all pissy at me.

RaiderH8r
10-07-2005, 03:12 PM
Hey your love of dead beat dads is a crown you've earned yourself dont get all pissy at me.
His sister found another date for the prom and he's bummed. Take it easy on him, it's been a tough week.

On the upside, at least the Chefs won't blow an 18 point lead on Sunday...at home.... Hilarious!

Iowanian
10-07-2005, 03:17 PM
Hey your love of dead beat dads is a crown you've earned yourself dont get all pissy at me.

You can't find a single post from me, where I've done that. I've called you losers out for the tools that you are, for yucking it up about a dead man.

Its classless.
Its too bad more of the classy donk fans don't have the stones to call you clowns on it.

RaiderH8r
10-07-2005, 03:18 PM
You can't find a single post from me, where I've done that. I've called you losers out for the tools that you are, for yucking it up about a dead man.

Its classless.
Its too bad more of the classy donk fans don't have the stones to call you clowns on it.
Where does not paying child support rank on your list of class? Just as a reference point. Since you know class and all.

Iowanian
10-07-2005, 03:20 PM
His sister found another date for the prom and he's bummed. Take it easy on him, it's been a tough week.
!

Thats really funny. Almost as funny as the fact you're such a loser, you've got to roofie up your hairy palm to get it to polish your thimble.

Your smack is weak....very weak. I don't think they'd even give you a "participant" ribbon in the special olympics.

Hotrod
10-07-2005, 03:22 PM
You can't find a single post from me, where I've done that. I've called you losers out for the tools that you are, for yucking it up about a dead man.

Its classless.
Its too bad more of the classy donk fans don't have the stones to call you clowns on it.

Dont think anyone "yucked it up" just pointed out some facts.

Hey Iowan tell the one about both your dads face humping while a gorilla chewed on Hubba bubba again.

BMF Bronco
10-07-2005, 03:24 PM
Dont think anyone "yucked it up" just pointed out some facts.

Hey Iowan tell the one about both your dads face humping while a gorilla chewed on Hubba bubba again.
requests for smack, gotta love it! LOL

elsid13
10-07-2005, 03:25 PM
This is relationship sure not going anywhere, time to call the lawyers.

Iowanian
10-07-2005, 03:26 PM
raiderh8r and spider
smack is weak
bending over
spreading cheeks

They don't know much
about having class
no one gets poked
they're touching asses

donkey fans not known for thinking
flattened faces from their mama's drinking.
Viagra and Cialis pills help erectile function
they use childrens pictures for bishop punchin.

LoL smilies overused
not their fault
they were abused.

One no job, a drug abuser
the other his lapdog....a douchebag loser

BMF Bronco
10-07-2005, 03:27 PM
This is relationship sure not going anywhere, time to call the lawyers.
Screw that, it's the reason I've stayed on all day, this is better than the "Yo Momma Invitational" on Maxim Radio!!! :poke:

Hotrod
10-07-2005, 03:27 PM
requests for smack, gotta love it! LOL

Is it Sunday yet ;D

RaiderH8r
10-07-2005, 03:28 PM
Thats really funny. Almost as funny as the fact you're such a loser, you've got to roofie up your hairy palm to get it to polish your thimble.

Your smack is weak....very weak. I don't think they'd even give you a "participant" ribbon in the special olympics.
Loser. From a guy who has to pry apart the sticky pages of his family album just to get his rocks off.

Roofie up my palm? Are you serious? You're a moron. Face hump, you just make this stuff up as you go along without any serious thought.

Iowanian
10-07-2005, 03:28 PM
Dont think anyone "yucked it up" just pointed out some facts.

Hey Iowan tell the one about both your dads face humping while a gorilla chewed on Hubba bubba again.

You got it wrong.....

"Raiderh8r's mama is so ugly, she couldn't get a gorilla to face hump her if she was chewing banana flavored hubba bubba"
iowanian copyright 2005

BIG DADDY
10-07-2005, 03:30 PM
On the upside, at least the Chefs won't blow an 18 point lead on Sunday...at home.... Hilarious!

That was cleaver nobodys went there yet.

Iowanian
10-07-2005, 03:30 PM
Loser. From a guy who has to pry apart the sticky pages of his family album just to get his rocks off.

Roofie up my palm? Are you serious? You're a moron. Face hump, you just make this stuff up as you go along without any serious thought.

the fact that you can't wrap your mind around that, tells me all I need to know. You're either elderly or a home schooled special needs kid.

bendog
10-07-2005, 03:32 PM
Floss? Sure buddy, I got the mint flavored kind, here ya go

RaiderH8r
10-07-2005, 03:33 PM
You got it wrong.....

"Raiderh8r's mama is so ugly, she couldn't get a gorilla to face hump her if she was chewing banana flavored hubba bubba"
iowanian copyright 2005
No, you screwed it up again.

Your line was, "Raiderh8r is so ugly, he couldn't get a gorrilla to face hump him, if he was chewing banana flavored Hubba bubba"

Retarded and non-sensical. But your syphalis has gone unchecked and fubared your brain.

I fixed it to say, "You're so ugly you couldn't get a blow job from a chimp if you wrapped your d!ck in banana flavored hubba bubba"

Makes sense. Got that? Face hump is the dumbest thing I've heard in awhile and you've been posting quite a bit lately.

RaiderH8r
10-07-2005, 03:35 PM
the fact that you can't wrap your mind around that, tells me all I need to know. You're either elderly or a home schooled special needs kid.
No, I get it. It's just that stupid.

Hotrod
10-07-2005, 03:35 PM
Makes sense. Got that? Face hump is the dumbest thing I've heard in awhile and you've been posting quite a bit lately.

Give him a second he'll out do himself soon.

RaiderH8r
10-07-2005, 03:35 PM
That was cleaver nobodys went there yet.
OK, where's your new and improved D? Feelings on Ghunthurt's playcalling?

RaiderH8r
10-07-2005, 03:36 PM
Give him a second he'll out do himself soon.
Roofie up the palm is definitely in the running. He must be back on his Oxycontin.

Needa Pass Rush
10-07-2005, 03:39 PM
You got it wrong.....

"Raiderh8r's mama is so ugly, she couldn't get a gorilla to face hump her if she was chewing banana flavored hubba bubba"
iowanian copyright 2005


Words you won't hear in marrow(that's right... BONE)head stadium.

' Hey, I hear Iowanian gave up his fixation on men'. ^5

crazyhorse
10-07-2005, 03:39 PM
No, you screwed it up again.

Your line was, "Raiderh8r is so ugly, he couldn't get a gorrilla to face hump him, if he was chewing banana flavored Hubba bubba"

Retarded and non-sensical. But your syphalis has gone unchecked and fubared your brain.

I fixed it to say, "You're so ugly you couldn't get a blow job from a chimp if you wrapped your d!ck in banana flavored hubba bubba"

Makes sense. Got that? Face hump is the dumbest thing I've heard in awhile and you've been posting quite a bit lately.

Read your post out loud and it will then replace the previous post as the stupidest you have heard in some time.

It is akin to argueing whether it is your 1st or 3rd finger up your ass. What freakin difference does it make? I say you have your thumb up your ass. Prove me wrong.

RaiderH8r
10-07-2005, 03:42 PM
Read your post out loud and it will then replace the previous post as the stupidest you have heard in some time.

It is akin to argueing whether it is your 1st or 3rd finger up your ass. What freakin difference does it make? I say you have your thumb up your ass. Prove me wrong.
If he's going to copyright his own crap he should at least get it right. Thank God you mental deficients have good samaritans like the folks here at OM to look out for you.

crazyhorse
10-07-2005, 03:45 PM
If he's going to copyright his own crap he should at least get it right. Thank God you mental deficients have good samaritans like the folks here at OM to look out for you.

We appreciate it.

Tell me, how does it feel to be out gunned by a bunch of mental deficients?

BIG DADDY
10-07-2005, 03:45 PM
OK, where's your new and improved D? Feelings on Ghunthurt's playcalling?

I think it sucks we need to go to a 3-4 and play man to man on the receivers.

Hotrod
10-07-2005, 03:47 PM
I think it sucks we need to go to a 3-4 and play man to man on the receivers.

I would simply stop trying to cover TO with a linebacker Ha! Is Goonther still a folk hero in KC rofl

RaiderH8r
10-07-2005, 03:48 PM
I would simply stop trying to cover TO with a linebacker Ha! Is Goonther still a folk hero in KC rofl
Savior Hotrod, Ghunthurt is the Savior.

Hotrod
10-07-2005, 03:49 PM
We appreciate it.

Tell me, how does it feel to be out gunned by a bunch of mental deficients?

LOL I see your back into mammas "medicine" cabnet again.

elsid13
10-07-2005, 03:51 PM
I would simply stop trying to cover TO with a linebacker Ha! Is Goonther still a folk hero in KC rofl

Gunther is god, and be clear fully they burn people at the stake in KC for disagreeing.

Iwonion, relex it not that bad your Chefs will beat someone else this year. Of course it might not be on the football field.

Atlas
10-07-2005, 03:53 PM
# I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
# Duct tape won't fix that.
# Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
# Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
# We don't keep firearms in this house.
# Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
# You can't feed that to the dog.
# I thought Graceland was tacky.
# No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
# Wrestling's fake.
# Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
# We're vegetarians.
# Do you think my gut is too big?
# I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
# Honey, we don't need another dog.
# Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
# Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
# Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
# Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
# I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
# Checkmate.
# She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
# Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
# Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
# I don't have a favorite college team.
# Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
# You ALL.
# Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
# Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.


So what is our winning streak at again???

BMF Bronco
10-07-2005, 04:15 PM
what the hell, where did the contenders go?!

Hotrod
10-07-2005, 04:18 PM
what the hell, where did the pretenders go?!

Well lazyhorse had piano practice and Iowaian had a court hearing over back child support. Big Mamma just pussed out I guess.

BMF Bronco
10-07-2005, 04:19 PM
damn, I was digging it!

420!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JPEZ
10-07-2005, 04:20 PM
Hey hotrod..........I see Big Daddy........the guy making comments about your other avatar!

Hotrod
10-07-2005, 04:21 PM
Hey hotrod..........I see Big Daddy........the guy making comments about your other avatar!

Was that Big Mamma doing that crap.

Hotrod
10-07-2005, 04:30 PM
Thats ok I dont like picking on Big Mamma his smack is weaker then a 90 year old coma patients woody.

DomCasual
10-07-2005, 04:40 PM
Humility, boys! Humility!

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=786792&postcount=1

Iowanian
10-07-2005, 04:45 PM
No I will not go out with you.....but I do appreciate my repstalkers.

All of you RepTards are butt trenching Fanny lancers.

Hotrod
10-07-2005, 04:52 PM
No I will not go out with you.....but I do appreciate my repstalkers.

All of you RepTards are butt trenching Fanny lancers.

Your the king of the "gay smack talk". I guess you pick that crap up on the mano-a-mano website you frequent. Ha!

Needa Pass Rush
10-07-2005, 05:19 PM
No I will not go out with you.....but I do appreciate my repstalkers.

All of you RepTards are butt trenching Fanny lancers.

:vermeil: Now with the vermeil act.

Quit your snivling and STFU. :unamused:

Needa Pass Rush
10-08-2005, 11:06 PM
You can't find a single post from me, where I've done that. I've called you losers out for the tools that you are, for yucking it up about a dead man.

Its classless.
Its too bad more of the classy donk fans don't have the stones to call you clowns on it.

Enjoy your Bi week. we all know how you celebrate that! :~ohyah!:

ScottXray
10-08-2005, 11:37 PM
"And now, introducing Dick Vermiel and your WORLD CHAMPION Kansas City Chiefs!" over the PA system.
:curtsey:

Champ? More like CHUMP!
10-08-2005, 11:52 PM
hey hey i got a good one!
"The broncos won!"

ScottXray
10-08-2005, 11:58 PM
hey hey i got a good one!
"The broncos won!"

No, dummy..its things that you WON"T hear in Narrowhead. That's already happened.... , last sunday, the monday before that, and the sunday before that........and probably tomorrow too.
!Booya!

Rocket 7
04-15-2006, 04:27 PM
bump

scorpio
04-15-2006, 04:38 PM
Dang Ma, that newfangled roof sure is purty

Bob's your Information Minister
04-15-2006, 05:05 PM
http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/6075/017xs.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/8420/563320628kf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

brother love
04-15-2006, 05:14 PM
Geez we really figured out how to stop those bootlegs!

Bob's your Information Minister
04-15-2006, 05:16 PM
Broncos win!

brother love
04-15-2006, 05:20 PM
Broncos win!

Didn't they announce it 13 times this season over the PA system. Also once in the playoffs. Oops! thats right you guys didn't make the playoffs so no one was there to hear about that one.

Rocket 7
04-15-2006, 05:29 PM
http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/6075/017xs.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/8420/563320628kf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://www.denverbroncos.com/page.php?id=341&contentID=1188

Bronx33
04-15-2006, 05:37 PM
10-6 and no playoffs...;D again

elsid13
04-15-2006, 05:53 PM
Darn them some good looking cheerleaders

Vegas_Bronco
04-16-2006, 01:26 AM
1) You done brought your Mercedes witcha-didge-ya? (foxworthy)

ol number 7
04-16-2006, 08:11 AM
More like "Man you still have your teeth."

Hey, I been to KC; ONE tooth does count, more than one they call you Farrah Fawcett mouth

ol number 7
04-16-2006, 08:15 AM
Broncos win!

Gee Bob, how long did it take you to think that one up.Your smart, the Director or Education in KC is Jethro Bodine.

manchambo
04-16-2006, 10:10 AM
"I waited in line for 3 hours to get these playoff tickets."

loborugger
04-16-2006, 01:34 PM
"Our home field advantage in the playoffs is devastating!!!"

Billy Clyde Puckett
04-16-2006, 01:53 PM
That girl has beautiful straight white teeth.

Spider
04-16-2006, 04:44 PM
Quick Bob put your shirt on , the camera is panning this way

crazyhorse
04-16-2006, 07:15 PM
Look that Bronco fans girlfriend is still with him.

crazyhorse
04-16-2006, 07:16 PM
Broncos win.

:rofl:

Spider
04-16-2006, 07:38 PM
Broncos win.

:rofl:
or I've got two cases of Zima for the Chiefs super bowl party

Spider
04-16-2006, 07:39 PM
Look that Bronco fans girlfriend is still with him.
and they are not related ............

crazyhorse
04-16-2006, 07:44 PM
and they are not related ............

So your saying the Bronco fans and thier girlfriends are related?

I'll take your word for it. LOL Dumbass.

Rocket 7
04-16-2006, 07:44 PM
Who do we play next in the playoffs?

Rocket 7
04-16-2006, 07:49 PM
So your saying the Bronco fans and thier girlfriends are related?

I'll take your word for it. LOL Dumbass.
Doesn't know how to spell "their" but still calls somebody a dumbass.

Spider
04-16-2006, 07:51 PM
So your saying the Bronco fans and thier girlfriends are related?

I'll take your word for it. LOL Dumbass.
This comming from a guy that stands under the mistletoe waiting for Grandma and aunt susie to show up ..........

crazyhorse
04-16-2006, 07:51 PM
Doesn't know how to spell "their" but still calls somebody a dumbass.

Spelling smack. Rockin'.

Just when I think you guys are getting smarter....they're you go and prove me wrong.

Spider
04-16-2006, 07:53 PM
Spelling smack. Rockin'.

Just when I think you guys are getting smarter....they're you go and prove me wrong.
Crazy horse į Primary color of my car is Bondo , and she will be runnin sometime soon I swear

crazyhorse
04-16-2006, 07:55 PM
This comming from a guy that stands under the mistletoe waiting for Grandma and aunt susie to show up ..........

You're grandma and aunt suzie get drunk to early. Your granny fell asleep on the crapper, so nobody could use the bathroom. Your Aunt Suzie found a way around all that. Thier(sp?) not invited back next year.

crazyhorse
04-16-2006, 07:55 PM
Crazy horse į Primary color of my car is Bondo , and she will be runnin sometime soon I swear

What's Bondo?

Spider
04-16-2006, 07:58 PM
You're grandma and aunt suzie get drunk to early. Your granny fell asleep on the crapper, so nobody could use the bathroom. Your Aunt Suzie found a way around all that. Thier(sp?) not invited back next year.
Oh look everyone Crazy horse tried to make a funny using pictures ......... I wonder where you got the Idea to use Granny and aunt susie in a joke ?

Spider
04-16-2006, 07:59 PM
What's Bondo?that stuff you put on the floor board of your car so your wife / Sister / Daughter or who ever Chief fan might be dating doesnt fall onto the street

crazyhorse
04-16-2006, 08:01 PM
that stuff you put on the floor board of your car so your wife / Sister / Daughter or who ever Chief fan might be dating doesnt fall onto the street

Crazy dont fixem like that. Crazy builds 'em....Ford tough.

It's all metal.

You know......like your implant.

crazyhorse
04-16-2006, 08:02 PM
I wonder where you got the Idea to use Granny and aunt susie in a joke ?

Your family

Spider
04-16-2006, 08:04 PM
Your family
hanging out in graveyards again huh ........ Boy you will never learn to leave the dead alone and get a blow up doll ........

Spider
04-16-2006, 08:05 PM
Crazy dont fixem like that. Crazy builds 'em....Ford tough.

It's all metal.

You know......like your implant.
yeah and you probably tell your sister everynight this _________ is 7 inches

crazyhorse
04-16-2006, 08:06 PM
yeah and you probably tell your sister everynight this _________ is 7 inches

I call it....my spider, and it's only 7 inches when I fold it in half.

Any other questions?

Spider
04-16-2006, 08:08 PM
I call it....my spider, and it's only 7 inches when I fold it in half.

Any other questions?
well then spit it out and give it back to the guy you took it from ............

crazyhorse
04-16-2006, 08:18 PM
well then spit it out and give it back to the guy you took it from ............

uh.....okay spider. You win.

I have forgotten all the Jr. High school homo banter.


You the man