Caption Lynch and Elway [Archive] - The Orange Mane

Spider

08-25-2005, 06:47 AM

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you know Lynch as a former QB , I can tell you TrINT Green should be arrested for impersonating a NFL QB ........

Mediator12

08-25-2005, 06:50 AM

Damn is that Mediator12 really going to be a defensive assistant? He's got it down!

**I was 10 feet away from them while they were talking listening to their conversation BTW**

Spider

08-25-2005, 06:51 AM

Damn is that Mediator12 really going to be a defensive assistant? He's got it down!

**I was 10 feet away from them while they were talking listening to their conversation BTW**
;D

Dukes

08-25-2005, 06:53 AM

..............

"John PLEASE just take a few snaps in place of Plummer"

epicSocialism4tw

08-25-2005, 06:53 AM

..............
John E: How do you like my new shades, Lynch?
John L: Umm...great, John...they're uhhh...really really cool-looking.
John E: That's what I thought, boy...Do you need a recliner or an SUV?

Raiders Rock

08-25-2005, 07:37 AM

Lynch: I always told people you look more like a chip munk than a horse John, but what the hell do I know huh?

Mediator12

08-25-2005, 07:52 AM

Lynch: Hey John, wanna see the Ring I got for Kicking the Raiders ASS!!!
BTW, they STILL SUCK!

Elway:Nah! I already have two!

Billy Clyde Puckett

08-25-2005, 07:53 AM

Damn is that Mediator12 really going to be a defensive assistant? He's got it down!

**I was 10 feet away from them while they were talking listening to their conversation BTW**

We'll lobby for that if you promise to continue to post on the Mane.

jonny1

08-25-2005, 08:01 AM

Lynch: Hey John, wanna see the Ring I got for Kicking the Raiders ASS!!!
BTW, they STILL SUCK!

Elway:Nah! I already have two!

Good one!!!

I'll have to rep you for that one.

Raiders Rock

08-25-2005, 08:03 AM

Lynch: Hey John, wanna see the Ring I got for Kicking the Raiders ASS!!!
BTW, they STILL SUCK!

Elway:Nah! I already have two!

Actually, Bucky had a losing record as a starter vs the Raiders

OrangeShadow

08-25-2005, 08:05 AM

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in kc^

so thats the new chiefs Defense ^5

Bronx33

08-25-2005, 08:05 AM

Actually, Bucky had a losing record as a starter vs the Raiders

Well you have that going for ya...... :wiggle:

Mediator12

08-25-2005, 08:06 AM

Actually, Bucky had a losing record as a starter vs the Raiders

Still got no Rings to show for that. They have three, one directly at Crazy Al's expense :militia:

Bronx33

08-25-2005, 08:27 AM

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John Elway: So you hit him so hard he went to sleep?

John Lynch: Ya, and then he said something about hiding from the monsters.

John Elway:Cool...

Meck77

08-25-2005, 08:36 AM

Lynch: What's new John?

John: Well just won the Arena bowl and I read on the Mane that Beezle hurt his paw. That cat is quite the mouser! Oh and Mock's corn is coming in nicely.

broncosteven

08-25-2005, 08:45 AM

..............

GREATEST QB OF ALL TIME: Hey Lynch did you see those Pole Dancers on OF1?

Lynch: Yep, Can't you tell I am hiding my WOOD?

cousinal11

08-25-2005, 08:48 AM

Elway: So have you heard from Dallas Clark lately?

Lynch: He still can't talk but if I play Saturday night, I will be sure to hit him up.

ak1971

08-25-2005, 08:55 AM

Both: Bob loves men

GreatBronco16

08-25-2005, 09:06 AM

John E. You know, I never did get the chance to just stand here and check out our cheerleaders.

John L. -smirk- I think she's looking at me.

Phantom

08-25-2005, 09:49 AM

L: Did you hear the Broncos fans were voted best tailgaters?

E: F-ing A right !!!

TheReverend

08-25-2005, 09:56 AM

..............

You boned that TA from Psych 101 back at Stanford too?

chanesaw

08-25-2005, 09:56 AM

Actually, Bucky had a losing record as a starter vs the Raiders

Brian Griese had a winning record vs. the Raiders, what's your point?

Atlas

08-25-2005, 09:57 AM

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"You know Lynch I might have crows tracks around my eyes and losing my hair but I'm still young enough to throughly dominate that Chefs defense.

Alkazar

08-25-2005, 10:01 AM

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John E: Can you imagine what we coulda done with this defense when I was playing?

John L: Heh heh, we woulda ruled the NFL for ages!

watermock

08-25-2005, 10:02 AM

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"Couple more years at the office, and you too can start working on a beer belly...well, I'm off to the 19th hole at Cherry Creek...hey, my ex-wife is on the market...she's loaded, usually anyway, and her sphinkter is all healed up...man that's a funny story...ask about it at the bar..."

gunns

08-25-2005, 10:11 AM

Elway: Yeah reminds me of the week leading up to SB XXXII. No one gave us a chance in hell then either.

Lynch: Well ok!

bendog

08-25-2005, 10:13 AM

Lynch, "Did you hear what Jake said to that heckler, ouch"

Duke, "yeah wish I could've said that a few times, lol"

Smilin Assassin

08-25-2005, 11:00 AM

..............

Elway: "Who's the fat kid carrying 11 shoulder pads?"

Lynch: "That's Camp Fodder Clarett"

Elway: "...Excellent"

crazyhorse

08-25-2005, 11:06 AM

Lynch to Elway:

Man, look at Marvin Harrison go!

bendog

08-25-2005, 11:08 AM

Lynch, look at that, shanny really is taller than Ian

Duke, no ****e

Bob's your Information Minister

08-25-2005, 11:12 AM

Elway: Who's the retard playing QB?

Lynch: That Jake Plummer guy. I caught Shanahan crying in his office over a photo of you the other day.

bloodsunday

08-25-2005, 11:47 AM

Elway: So how was it knocking Dante Hall's jock strap off?

Lynch: He squealed like a girl. This year I'm going after Eddie K.

Kaylore

08-25-2005, 11:56 AM

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Elway: .....did you just fart?

Lynch: He he.....Yeah.

TheManeMan

08-25-2005, 11:57 AM

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Lynch: Did you know that they made a movie foretelling Bob's future??

Elway: Nope...

Lynch: You should go see it, its called the 40 year old virgin...

bendog

08-25-2005, 12:06 PM

Lynch, bet ya wish you could play that chorf's defense

Duke, don't ya now.

watermock

08-25-2005, 12:14 PM

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Duke: Who is that midget that just ground Dayne into the mud?"

Lynch: Some kid they call D.W.

broncohero

08-25-2005, 12:34 PM

Duke: Marvin Harrison sure is a bitch.
Lynch: ya so are there fans.

watermock

08-25-2005, 12:37 PM

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Duke: That LeSeuer is one lost dude.

Lynch: Yeah, he's been a riot. You should see Shoate.

MajikMan7

08-25-2005, 12:42 PM

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Lynch: Damn look at that arm, what a cannon!

Elway: You know John I got out played by that arm in 1989....Majkowski was such an underrated QB.

Cleo McDowell

08-25-2005, 01:11 PM

Elway: You know what i haven't had in a while?
Lynch: whats that?
Elway: Big League Chew.

Sideburn

08-25-2005, 02:11 PM

Elway : You know what's great about high school girls? I get older, but they stay the same age...
Both : hae hae haee

Kaylore

08-25-2005, 02:15 PM

watermock

08-25-2005, 03:13 PM

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Duke: "Who is that guy who keeps dropping passes?"

Lynch: "They call him the Claw."

listopencil

08-25-2005, 03:48 PM

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Now that's the kind of bust I like to see the Broncos associate themselves with.

Meck77

08-25-2005, 04:03 PM

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Lynch: Looks like she can handle a little helmet to helmet contact unlike the Colts eh Johnny?
John: ubaa uh....ummm aaaa woah!

http://img342.imageshack.us/img342/6219/blondeof19ni.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

listopencil

08-25-2005, 04:07 PM

She's cute, but those cold dead eyes scare me a little.

Bob's your Information Minister

08-25-2005, 04:09 PM

Wow! I guess Orange Force I is not a family-friendly bus!

The Ho Train!

Meck77

08-25-2005, 04:09 PM

She's cute, but those cold dead eyes scare me a little.

That's her OrangeCrush stare.

watermock

08-25-2005, 04:09 PM

The teeny weenie handcuffs around her neck have my blood pressure at dangerous levels. And was that top glued on with saliva? Good Lordie Lordie.

Rocket 7

08-26-2005, 02:49 AM

Remember alot of the time Elway answer's a question he will start it off with
"You Know.....

watermock

08-26-2005, 03:54 AM

Remember alot of the time Elway answer's a question he will start it off with
"You Know.....

People that constantly make comments by prefacing them with "Ya Know" drives me bonkers. If we allready know, your obviously not telling us much, right? Self validation is pathetic. It only made it worse that it was Michael Irving posturing waving around his hands, yelling, telling us, "Surprise Surprise, his 'boy's' are going to make the playoffs." That talking crack pipe just irritates the hell out of me.

Your not supposed to be partisan to be an analyst. Now I'm watching them sniff Vick's crotch. I can appreciate homers for the home page or home paper, but isn't ESPN supposed to be impartial? Good lord, even Stinky hates the Broncos. Hey, Mr. B.O., just because Shanahan dropkicked you to the curb after your 22nd knee operation, you don't have to hold a grudge for almost a decade. What a tool.

At least the Swami and his good buddy Tom Jackson still like us.

crazyhorse

08-26-2005, 04:19 AM

People that constantly make comments by prefacing them with "Ya Know" drives me bonkers. If we allready know, your obviously not telling us much, right? Self validation is pathetic. It only made it worse that it was Michael Irving posturing waving around his hands, yelling, telling us, "Surprise Surprise, his 'boy's' are going to make the playoffs." That talking crack pipe just irritates the hell out of me.

Your not supposed to be partisan to be an analyst. Now I'm watching them sniff Vick's crotch. I can appreciate homers for the home page or home paper, but isn't ESPN supposed to be impartial? Good lord, even Stinky hates the Broncos. Hey, Mr. B.O., just because Shanahan dropkicked you to the curb after your 22nd knee operation, you don't have to hold a grudge for almost a decade. What a tool.

At least the Swami and his good buddy Tom Jackson still like us.

You know......I think the term, "you know" is more a question than a statement.

watermock

08-26-2005, 04:33 AM

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Duke: "That rookie Beezlebub can really jump"

Lynch: "That's not Beezlebub, it's Darrent Williams..."

BroncoBuff

08-26-2005, 05:10 AM

Remember alot of the time Elway answer's a question he will start it off with
"You Know.....

Actually when he was young - like between '83 and '89 - he would start out his answer to every question with:

"well, there's no question ... "

watermock

08-26-2005, 06:03 AM

Beezlebub deserves a tryout.

He jumped from the garage onto the house, back on the garage, then onto the neighbors house. These are all detached structures.

It was described as "some flying cat" by eyewitnesses. One witness said she saw fairy wings fluttering.