Broncos offseason round-up; 1,001th/Greatest Post... EVER

[TheReverend]

1,000 posts... I spend way too much time on here with you guys. Great message board in everyway, however. From the intelligent banter, couple decent rival fans (Bob you are not included), Khan's training camp reports and some NFL jokes that only wed get... anyways wanted to do something special for my 1,001th post, so off to my roundup!

Most importantly, Courtney will be back in a little over a week and ready to put to Frerotte on the IR and hit Ronnie Brown so hard HE goes to tour Asia and smoke up with Lenny Kravitz.

Gold is back... whether you like it or not Socal, and he's playing with the speed and intensity that at least I remember him bringing on gameday. In a division with powerful O's like the AFCW we need quick linebackers able to attack LT and Holmes and good zone cover men to shut down passing lanes. I welcome him with open arms.

Pryce is healthy and playing Whip. We all know the kind of impact his return is going to have for us. It looks like his rust is banging off quickly... not only am I looking forward to watching him bring hell, he'll really open it up for Warren, Courtney and Myers. Im looking forward to nickel situations where he slides to DT and completely crushes the pocket with Warren.

We were all nervous about the draft, but it looks like the mastermind had another homerun. I have no qualms about our secondary depth anymore... its been a while since I could say something like that.

Weve had some great guys step up on O... Nate Jackson, Todd Devoe, Stephen Alexander, Ron Dayne, Ashley even looks better. If Bell stays healthy he can have a 2,000 season... wait till January before you call me crazy.

Its funny how all our FA/Trade for "1st round busts" are starting to get recognized for their great training camp and preseason play...

Finally... I want to recognize a few of my favorite posters on OM in no particular order: Khan, SoCalBronco the anti-homer, Slap, Quiettiger, Watermock (nope, not a typo), Scorpiosnow (pulled for BVP when we were ready to lynch him), Crushaholic, DBroncos4Life, Broncos LB 52, Mediator 12, DB-Freak and Ozomulsion (even though our posts rarely get along)... and of course, the most dynamic poster the Mane has ever seen: The Reverend

Thanks for reading.

[SoCalBronco]

Congrats Rev. Keep em coming. :)

Rep.

[Atlas]

Happy 1,000th. Nice you bring some sanity to your posts.

[TheReverend]

Happy 1,000th. Nice you bring some sanity to your posts.

Thanks... and occasionally.

[MajikMan7]

Congrats Rev!

[Bronco LB 59]

Congratulations Marine! We are all glad to have you on board here at the Mane.

[baja]

Dude,don't ever go to prison.

http://72.22.74.110/BB/image.php?u=2117&dateline=1123815037

[TheReverend]

Congratulations Marine! We are all glad to have you on board here at the Mane.

Thanks... and well, not EVERYONE.

[MajikMan7]

Hey Rev is there any chance that you might come back to Appleton for a day or two?

[MajikMan7]

Dude,don't ever go to prison.

http://72.22.74.110/BB/image.php?u=2117&dateline=1123815037

I know what you mean. I can't keep the ladies off of me, I can just imagine what some inmate would want to do to me.....no WOULD do to me.

[Sodak]

Shazbot. Nanoo, nanoo...

[Sodak]

I know what you mean. I can't keep the ladies off of me, I can just imagine what some inmate would want to do to me.....no WOULD do to me.



Uhhhk, Jeshthus Cristhth...

[Kaylore]

Thanks for the kind words, Rev and way to make 1000 a great post/thread. ^5

[TheReverend]

Hey Rev is there any chance that you might come back to Appleton for a day or two?

In a year when Im a free man one of my biggest plans is to make a trip to Beansnappers. Ill keep you posted.

[TheReverend]

Thanks again everyone. You guys are the reason I spend too much damn time here. Which is a good thing, I think?

[MajikMan7]

In a year when Im a free man one of my biggest plans is to make a trip to Beansnappers. Ill keep you posted.

Hells yeah...thats why I wanted to know. Please keep me posted. BeanSnappers is like 10 minutes from my house.

[baja]

I know what you mean. I can't keep the ladies off of me, I can just imagine what some inmate would want to do to me.....no WOULD do to me.

Actually you probably can't imagine.

[MajikMan7]

Actually you probably can't imagine.

Actually I don't want to imagine.

[Atlas]

Thanks... and well, not EVERYONE.

SoCal and Pez are probably the only two on the mane that everyone likes. Bastards!! LOL LOL LOL LOL

[TheReverend]

SoCal and Pez are probably the only two on the mane that everyone likes. Bastards!! LOL LOL LOL LOL

Actually Im not Pez's biggest fan. Nothing against him. I just havent seen anything that Ive said "wow, great post" about... maybe just bad timing, the season IS about to start. Regardless, Im pretty sure he feels the same about me. SoCal's one of my favorites, though.

[Atlas]

Actually Im not Pez's biggest fan. Nothing against him. I just havent seen anything that Ive said "wow, great post" about... maybe just bad timing, the season IS about to start. Regardless, Im pretty sure he feels the same about me. SoCal's one of my favorites, though.

LOL!!!!!

I stand corrected. SoCal wins the title of the biggest Smoozer on the board!!HAHA

[TheReverend]

Mock, the one time you actually get INVITED to a thread to ramble and you dont?

I promise I WILL take leave just to find you, kick your old ass, cut your cat's whiskers and burn down your farm if you dont get in here soon!

[Pat Bowlen]

I really hope mock never sees this thread.

[TheReverend]

I really hope mock never sees this thread.

Already PMed him... multiple times. Cant wait for the aftermath!

[MajikMan7]

SoCal and Pez are probably the only two on the mane that everyone likes. Bastards!! LOL LOL LOL LOL

I used to not be a fan of Pez at all, but that is not the case now Pez is a great guy.

[2KBack]

I Thought you were one of the veterans, because I'm usually interested in what you have to say. Congrats on 1000, I'm on pace for 1k in roughly 2 years at my current pace.

[wabbit]

Any U-S Marine is welcome anywhere I wander.

Congrats on a thousand

[Pezman]

Actually Im not Pez's biggest fan. Nothing against him. I just havent seen anything that Ive said "wow, great post" about... maybe just bad timing, the season IS about to start. Regardless, Im pretty sure he feels the same about me. SoCal's one of my favorites, though.

Yeah, to be honest, after kicking my cancer in February (thank god), I've really been more or less been just kind of humbled and found myself having a hard time posting with the frequency as I usually do especialy this offseason due to the lack of Avalanche hockey. Hell, I think I have only posted 500 times in the past 6 months, but with football back, ahhhh yeah. its on ;D

Besides, the evil repper is always looking for victims behind the scenes... especially the foul mouth kind ;)

Congrats on making the ring of fame rookie! :wiggle: You are no longer a newbie here

[ozomulsion]

TheReverend, I'll tell you one thing we agree on.

"Bill Brasky is a son of a *****" :yep:

Dude, I would rep you a million times, for bringing up and knowing about Bill Brasky. Man, me and my buddies quote lines about Brasky at least once a week if not more. In fact, I was showing my friend your posts and others about ole' Brasky this afternoon. He's a Cowboys fan (terrible I know) but he decided this was the best internet football site he's ever seen on that premise alone. Here's some of my favorites.

"We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."

"Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"

"He has a toenail on the end of his penis."

"Brasky once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms."

"He breastfeeds John Madden."

"They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium."

"Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2'"

"He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom."

"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury."

"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"

"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!"

"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."

"Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'"

"He date raped David Bowie."

"He once ate the Bible while water skiing."

"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men."

"Bill Brasky was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!"

"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."

[Crushaholic]

Yeah, to be honest, after kicking my cancer in February (thank god), I've really been more or less been just kind of humbled and found myself having a hard time posting with the frequency as I usually do especialy this offseason due to the lack of Avalanche hockey. Hell, I think I have only posted 500 times in the past 6 months, but with football back, ahhhh yeah. its on ;D

Football and Pez means one thing..."flava clown parade"! :clown:

[minibronco]

congratulations