Black Hole Lampooned Again [Archive] - The Orange Mane

TexanBob

08-19-2005, 10:07 AM

Yeah, it's like shooting fish in a barrel but, for you folks who can't get enough Raider bashing, enjoy:

http://www.houstonprofootball.com/chair/arm42.html

Rock Chalk

08-19-2005, 10:10 AM

Hey, to their credit, having a geriatric with a fractured neck at quarterback IS a better option than running out a drunken quitter like Kerry Collins.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bendog

08-19-2005, 10:10 AM

But I was thinking on the Moss thing about herb. I could get a costume where nobody would recognize me ... a Klingon look. Go sit in the nosebleed area and smoke some, and not get fired. I could prolly buy a couple of joints in the parking lot. Nobody would know.

Pezman

08-19-2005, 10:12 AM

The short bus brigade of the National Football League is so easy to pick on arent they? But, lets be fair, they are a great team to emulate if the results of your IQ test is less than 70 Ha!

Come to think of it, we dont exactly hear about alot of Raiders fans Menza parties do we?

Rock Chalk

08-19-2005, 10:14 AM

Pezman

08-19-2005, 10:16 AM

Thats Mensa.

cough cough... I knew that :cuss:

Which way to that short bus again?

Rock Chalk

08-19-2005, 10:17 AM

cough cough... I knew that :cuss:

Which way to that short bus again?
Dude, it stops right in front of your house. If you cant find it, the short bus might be a little advanced for you :D

bronco militia

08-19-2005, 10:21 AM

bwhahahaha @ alec (just this one time)

Rock Chalk

08-19-2005, 10:22 AM

bwhahahaha @ alec (just this one time)
eh, it was bound to happen sooner or later.

Colorado4Life

08-19-2005, 10:23 AM

Funny article about the Chokeland Faiders. The guy just laid it all out exactly how it was.

Billy Clyde Puckett

08-19-2005, 10:25 AM

"Oakland’s floundering pack of wanna-be thugs, the dress-up queens from the wrong side of the bay"

On the money

Kaylore

08-19-2005, 10:31 AM

rofl

Silverandblack48

08-19-2005, 10:33 AM

Jealousy is all it is, cant get no other team color combination to look so intimidating and if you think you can just post a picture on this thread.

Raiders 4 Life baby

bronco militia

08-19-2005, 10:34 AM

Jealousy is all it is, cant get no other team color combination to look so intimidating and if you think you can just post a picture on this thread.

Raiders 4 Life baby

JEALOUSY.....JEALOUSY OF THIS!?!?!?!?!?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=3684&dateline=1124465907

nice nail polish, sweet heart

Billy Clyde Puckett

08-19-2005, 10:37 AM

JEALOUSY.....JEALOUSY OF THIS!?!?!?!?!?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=3684&dateline=1124465907

nice nail polish, sweet heart

Like they said "dress up QUEENS"

Hotrod

08-19-2005, 10:39 AM

JEALOUSY.....JEALOUSY OF THIS!?!?!?!?!?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=3684&dateline=1124465907

nice nail polish, sweet heart

LOL theres just something not very scary about a dude with painted fingernails Ha!

BigPlayShay

08-19-2005, 10:42 AM

Jealousy is all it is, cant get no other team color combination to look so intimidating and if you think you can just post a picture on this thread.

Raiders 4 Life baby

Nice camel toe in that avatar dude. I bet your camel toe looks more intimidating if you wear silver or black pants.

Kaylore

08-19-2005, 10:42 AM

LOL theres just something not very scary about a dude with painted fingernails Ha!
Or Blue jeans pulled up to his nipples. ::)

scorpio

08-19-2005, 10:47 AM

http://www.prizes1.com/Oakland%20Raiders%20Football%20Cheer%20Bear.jpg

Raider Bill

08-19-2005, 10:52 AM

http://www.raiders.com/images/pics/sbtrophies180.jpg

Bronco_Beerslug

08-19-2005, 10:52 AM

LOL theres just something not very scary about a dude with painted fingernails Ha!
That's a dude?

http://www.raiders.com/images/pics/sbtrophies180.jpg
Bill, no antique shows allowed.

orangenblue2

08-19-2005, 10:53 AM

Jealousy is all it is, cant get no other team color combination to look so intimidating and if you think you can just post a picture on this thread.

Raiders 4 Life baby

Dude, I hope that pic isn't of you...I'm embarrassed looking AT that picture let alone crowing about it... Hilarious!

Kaylore

08-19-2005, 10:53 AM

http://www.raiders.com/images/pics/sbtrophies180.jpg
http://img.textbookx.com/images/large/99/0631180699.jpg

Mile High Shack

08-19-2005, 10:55 AM

http://72.22.74.110/BB/image.php?u=3684&dateline=1124465907

why are your damn pants pulled up to your man boobs?

and are you showing your track marks?

BigPlayShay

08-19-2005, 11:05 AM

Silverandblack48

08-19-2005, 11:10 AM

Gez one comment on my crouch and one on my nails with a sweety to boot. Now go Wack off!!!!!!!!!!!

DBroncos4life

08-19-2005, 11:13 AM

It will take many super bowl wins for Denver to catch the all mighty raiders. The Raiders have three and Denver has carry the one...hmmmm looks like we are just one behind you guys.

Bronco_Beerslug

08-19-2005, 11:14 AM

Gez one comment on my crouch and one on my nails with a sweety to boot. Now go Wack off!!!!!!!!!!!

You post obscene pics like those in here and get offended?

ROFL! rofl LOL

BigPlayShay

08-19-2005, 11:19 AM

Gez one comment on my crouch and one on my nails with a sweety to boot. Now go Wack off!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't have commented on your crotch if you didn't wear your pants like a ****ing 80 year old

Bronco_Beerslug

08-19-2005, 11:24 AM

I wouldn't have commented on your crotch if you didn't wear your pants like a ****ing 80 year old
:)
He's just a throwback to another era.

http://www.shop4photos.net/graphics/172/172272.jpg

Rock Chalk

08-19-2005, 11:26 AM

Gez one comment on my crouch and one on my nails with a sweety to boot. Now go Wack off!!!!!!!!!!!
That's you in your avatar?

Well we can put that long standing rumor to rest. Oakland fans really are gay.

Silverandblack48

08-19-2005, 11:31 AM

Got te respect the hate to be honest, Keeps the fire burning...

Bronx33

08-19-2005, 11:32 AM

Nice!

elsid13

08-19-2005, 11:35 AM

Got te respect the hate to be honest, Keeps the fire burning...

Well enjoy your stay, until your parole officer pick you up. By the way is that a mullet???

DBroncos4life

08-19-2005, 11:45 AM

Well enjoy your stay, until your parole officer pick you up. By the way is that a mullet???

Looks like really long hair to me.

Billy Clyde Puckett

08-19-2005, 11:48 AM

He's a short little s**t too.

Silverandblack48

08-19-2005, 11:52 AM

He's a short little s**t too.

5'10 175lb never tall but my dad was 5'4 and a bronco fan for life. the hair is the same Do I wore in the early 70's

Billy Clyde Puckett

08-19-2005, 11:55 AM

Rascal - Want to explain to this midget what tall means?

Master___Pain

08-19-2005, 12:08 PM

Or Blue jeans pulled up to his nipples. ::)

YMSSR

Silverandblack48

08-19-2005, 12:30 PM

Rascal - Want to explain to this midget what tall means?

Seen some short people beat the crap out of tall ones guess height is over rated, I have never lost a fight of course :)

bronco militia

08-19-2005, 12:41 PM

Seen some short people beat the crap out of tall ones guess height is over rated, I have never lost a fight of course :)

oh yeah!?!?!?1

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=10365&stc=1

Rascal

08-19-2005, 12:43 PM

If you never have lost a fight then you must have never fought anybody.

Silverandblack48

08-19-2005, 12:45 PM

If you never have lost a fight then you must have never fought anybody.

Nope but have come home drunk and blood soaked, not sure how those happened always seemed to be wearing a white shirt too. My wife just sighs...................

broncosteven

08-19-2005, 12:50 PM

LOL theres just something not very scary about a dude with painted fingernails Ha!

Thats a dude? I thought it was a Tranny! I honestly did!

Silverandblack48

08-19-2005, 12:56 PM

Thats a dude? I thought it was a Tranny! I honestly did!

All in fun dude all in fun! Im sure your ok just have that hate thing going strong. Pease

Mile High Shack

08-19-2005, 12:58 PM

Nope but have come home drunk and blood soaked, not sure how those happened always seemed to be wearing a white shirt too. My wife just sighs...................

..........probably pulling a Jim Carey in "liar, liar"

you in the black hole restroom........"dude what are you doing?"

"CAN'T YOU SEE??? I'M KICKING MY ASS!!!"

gunns

08-19-2005, 12:58 PM

http://www.raiders.com/images/pics/sbtrophies180.jpg

As the guy said, "the once-mighty-but-now-pitiful Silver and Black".

Rascal

08-19-2005, 01:03 PM

if you are such a badass you might go try out for their MLB since you have none now.

TexanBob

08-19-2005, 01:05 PM

my dad was 5'4 and a bronco fan for life.

I'll bet he feels like a failure as a parent. ;P

Silverandblack48

08-19-2005, 01:10 PM

if you are such a badass you might go try out for their MLB since you have none now.

Never have talked smack, on other teams injurys, at work we have bronco and steelers and cowboy fans and of course Niner fans there are all very nice people when it comes to Injurs. That stuff comes back to bite you.

Rascal

08-19-2005, 01:12 PM

I wasn't talking smack about your player...I'm talking smack to you and your team. Big difference.

Besides...if you read my post on the other thread you would see that.

TexanBob

08-19-2005, 01:24 PM

Fear not, Raider fans, you still have Chuckie's boy Jay Foreman to man the middle. He was so good Houston dumped him in the spring for the joy of taking the cap hit. He's still bitter about it too.

OMG..Grant Irons is the backup??? You guys are in serious doo-doo.

Silverandblack48

08-19-2005, 01:41 PM

TheReverend

08-19-2005, 03:50 PM

Jealousy is all it is, cant get no other team color combination to look so intimidating and if you think you can just post a picture on this thread.

Raiders 4 Life baby

A. Nice outfit queer... can you hike those pants up any further?
B. Sweet tattoos, that way your boyfriend can look at the logo while you play with his nuts.

TheReverend

08-19-2005, 03:51 PM

PS. just noticed the fingernails... I wont even go there

Silverandblack48

08-19-2005, 03:59 PM

Ok OK tooke the War Paint off but it will be back ; )

TheReverend

08-19-2005, 04:06 PM

Ok OK tooke the War Paint off but it will be back ; )

Like the Captain Morgan/Hook mustache. how many guys do you fondle a week?

Silverandblack48

08-19-2005, 04:25 PM

Like the Captain Morgan/Hook mustache. how many guys do you fondle a week?

You need an ass whoopen in the worst way, You need to be fondled by the neck till dead. But im sure you this little Bald whimp of a person.....

TheReverend

08-19-2005, 04:27 PM

You need an ass whoopen in the worst way, You need to be fondled by the neck till dead. But im sure you this little Bald whimp of a person.....

Yup, you nailed it... thats me. Swing by Pendleton sometime and Ill come out to play.

BigPlayShay

08-19-2005, 04:34 PM

Ok OK tooke the War Paint off but it will be back ; )

This has to be a ****ing joke. Who made up a fake screen name?

TheReverend

08-19-2005, 04:35 PM

This has to be a ****ing joke. Who made up a fake screen name?

This could be dumpy or whatever...

Raider Bill

08-19-2005, 05:38 PM

OMG..Grant Irons is the backup??? You guys are in serious doo-doo.

Be honest here, have you ever heard of Sam Williams either? never mind his backup. For all you (or I) know there isn't that much dropoff from one to the other.

orangeatheist

08-19-2005, 06:36 PM

This has to be a ****ing joke. Who made up a fake screen name?

I'm thinking the same thing. He's setting 'em up for such easy knock-downs that this guy has to be a plant. He worships the Broncos, no doubt. He's just playing the dopey Raider's fan to give us "someone" to punch up on. Come on, really, guys. Don't be so damn gullable.

maven

08-19-2005, 06:38 PM

OMG..Grant Irons is the backup??? You guys are in serious doo-doo.

Hilarious! Hilarious! Hilarious!

The Lone Bolt

08-19-2005, 07:06 PM

You guys are KILLING me!!! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: Hilarious! Hilarious! Hilarious! Hilarious!

Thanks for the laughs and the article. I shared it with my fellow Bolt fans over at the UT site. ROFL! :thumbs:

maven

08-19-2005, 07:11 PM

Raider Bill

08-19-2005, 08:20 PM

You need an ass whoopen in the worst way, You need to be fondled by the neck till dead. But im sure you this little Bald whimp of a person.....

This **** can't be for real... That pic and all... come on.

Raider Bill

08-19-2005, 08:21 PM

As far as the article, Texans smack?? Come on, wake me up when they win something.