Melting Down: KC Kicker suspect in a bar fight

[Taco John]

http://www.twincities.com/mld/pioneerpress/12400622.htm

Chiefs kicker is suspect in bar fight

BRIEFING: HUDSON, WIS.

River Falls police are investigating an altercation Sunday morning at a downtown bar involving Lawrence J. Tynes, kicker with the Kansas City Chiefs.

According to the department's records, 27-year-old Tynes is a suspect in a battery that took place at Boomer's Bar on Elm Street at about 1 a.m. Sunday. River Falls authorities declined Tuesday to release details on the episode.

Chiefs representative Bob Moore said that nothing happened Sunday morning that warrants an official comment. "It's my understanding that there were no arrests involved," he said.

Ted Roughton, owner of Boomer's Bar, would not talk about Sunday morning's events but did say that players and fans often mingle in his tavern.

In a separate incident, two other Chiefs players, Saou-saolii Siavii Jr. and Gregory Wesley, were arrested the same morning on suspicion of disorderly conduct in a Minneapolis hotel. Siavii, a defensive tackle, and Wesley, a safety, were taken to the Hennepin County jail and released later Sunday.

The Chiefs are in River Falls for their 15th annual training camp, held at the University of Wisconsin-River Falls.

— John Brewer

[Rohirrim]

Ha!

[SouthStndJunkie]

Get control of your team Dick.

SSJ

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

I have been to Boomers several times. Those local farm boys won't take any crap.

[bloodsunday]

Man this team is looking like a disaster in the making.... Injuries, arrests, wow... Where is boob now?

[Nuggets4]

Wait......a kicker that's not named Janikowski was in a fight?

This scares me.

[bendog]

Man this team is looking like a disaster in the making.... Injuries, arrests, wow... Where is boob now?
Maybe the chorf's drunken kicker punched him out for being an annoying bore?

[RukdaFaidas]

I just got a lot worse. Tynes has now been charged with a felony for his fight. Apparently he broke the bouncers nose and in the state of WI, if a person receives a broken bone, it's immediately upgraded to felony charge.

This is getting way out of hand. They normally have an 11 pm curfew, but they apparently let the curfew slide that night and 3 freaking players get arrested, unbelievable.

[broncosteven]

Is he the PK or Punter?

[delany]

The KC Ravens. Nice.

[Hotrod]

The announcment on opening day at narrowhead.

"Lets make some noise for your 2005 Kansas City Faiders" Hilarious!

[Bob's your Information Minister]

So much for Dick 4 Meal's profile.

[bloodsunday]

So much for Dick 4 Meal's profile.
He and Tynes were probably drinking beers and crying together, since he is a player coach.

In all seriousness, Bob are you worried at all? I haven't paid too much attention, but the things I've seen are a) Johnson looks good b) injuries to Bell, Gonzales, and some others and c) arrests. Granted it was only one game, but they didn't look too good against Minny either.

[RukdaFaidas]

Is he the PK or Punter?
PK

[Bob's your Information Minister]

He and Tynes were probably drinking beers and crying together, since he is a player coach.

In all seriousness, Bob are you worried at all? I haven't paid too much attention, but the things I've seen are a) Johnson looks good b) injuries to Bell, Gonzales, and some others and c) arrests. Granted it was only one game, but they didn't look too good against Minny either.

It's only preseason. I'll start panicking when the games count.

[NaptownChief]

After last season I am just proud to have some players on the team with some fight in them. Especially proud to have a kicker tough enough to whip a bouncers arse. Not many teams can say that.

[Rascal]

We can..if not he will just out drink them. :)

[Pezman]

Hey, Rich Karlis was soooo capable of beating down the best of em. And Jason Elam? I'd be willing to bet that he could throw down in the Ultimate Fighting League with any hardcore hitting machines Ha!

[Tredici]

After last season I am just proud to have some players on the team with some fight in them. Especially proud to have a kicker tough enough to whip a bouncers arse. Not many teams can say that.


I guess everyone has to be proud of something...

:devil:

[ludo21]

After last season I am just proud to have some players on the team with some fight in them. Especially proud to have a kicker tough enough to whip a bouncers arse. Not many teams can say that.


Your proud of that? Im just different i guess. I like professionals who go about their job quietly and just get the job done rather than trying to get in fights and lose their cool.

[Rohirrim]

He and Tynes were probably drinking beers and crying together, since he is a player coach.

In all seriousness, Bob are you worried at all? I haven't paid too much attention, but the things I've seen are a) Johnson looks good b) injuries to Bell, Gonzales, and some others and c) arrests. Granted it was only one game, but they didn't look too good against Minny either.

On the brighter side, Kleenex stock is going up. :drown:

[broncosteven]

After last season I am just proud to have some players on the team with some fight in them. Especially proud to have a kicker tough enough to whip a bouncers arse. Not many teams can say that.

I am waiting to hear that The Knee-Factor gets Arrested for bitting someones ankles. Or better yet the whole KFC ST get arrested for pushing bouncers in the backs!

Sad when the best block from KFC this preseason comes by way of blocking the police during an arrest.

Be Proud of you 2005 KFC team!

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

No way Dainty would survive in Boomers wearing his tutu

[broncosteven]

No way Dainty would survive in Boomers wearing his tutu

LOL

I am sure they have some "Alternate Lifestyle" Bars in River Falls where Knee-Factor can be his/her-self, KFC wouldn't have picked that site without them...

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

LOL

I am sure they have some "Alternate Lifestyle" Bars in River Falls where Knee-Factor can be his/her-self, KFC wouldn't have picked that site without them...

No - Thats why Saivii and Wesley were over in the Twin Cities. Suspect Dainty already got his "date" for the night. Now, if they are into tagging heffers, River Falls would be the place to be.

[Tredici]

After last season I am just proud to have some players on the team with some fight in them. Especially proud to have a kicker tough enough to whip a bouncers arse. Not many teams can say that.

What happened to this prissy little attitude?

Again the difference between myself, you and many of your Donk fans is I don't make excuses for POS like Siavii and Clarett. You won't see me trying to spin this POS into well polished gemstone.

:juggle:

[broncosteven]

What happened to this prissy little attitude?

Again the difference between myself, you and many of your Donk fans is I don't make excuses for POS like Siavii and Clarett. You won't see me trying to spin this POS into well polished gemstone.

:juggle:

REP

He got off the GOONTHER Sit & Spin LOL

[bendog]

Salvali has a history. But more to the pt, Dick's lost it if he wasn't keeping a rein on these guys. The chorf's defense was abused, but Salvali still has the time and energy ..... Well, yeah, he's a jerk. But consider: you're a coach whose had 75-100 guys sweating their guts out for two a days for 3 weeks, now you give them a night with no curfew. What do you think they'll do? And, why on earth would you give them a no curfew in a town where they just got beaten in a pre-season game. Who do you think will be in those bars?

roflmfao. That's better than Eugene keeping his head in the game. At least R66v6s could say, "but the guys a vet whose been to the bowl, so I expected him to be a pro, not go out looking for a pro."

[PatsWin2002]

Just saw this update on the AP Wire:

http://www.boston.com/sports/football/articles/2005/08/17/chiefs_kicker_charged_with_felony/

Chiefs' kicker charged with felony
August 17, 2005

ELLSWORTH, Wis. --Kansas City Chiefs kicker Lawrence Tynes was charged Wednesday with breaking a bouncer's nose in a bar fight, a felony with a maximum penalty of 3 1/2 years in prison.

Tynes, the NFL's first Scottish-born player, turned himself in Wednesday morning and made his first appearance in Pierce County Circuit Court on one felony count of substantial battery and one count of misdemeanor battery. He was released on a $15,000 signature bond.

He practiced with the team Wednesday. Practice broke up before word of the criminal charges got out.

The alleged fight took place early Sunday morning at a bar in River Falls, where the Chiefs have their training camp.

A police report said Tynes allegedly hit a bar patron in the face, then hit the bouncer in the nose.

Tynes was charged after police received medical reports, River Falls Police Capt. John Stapleton said. Wisconsin law provides for a felony battery charge if the victim has a bone broken.

Two other players, defensive tackle Junior Siavii and safety Greg Wesley, were arrested early Sunday after allegedly getting into a drunken confrontation with police in a Minneapolis hotel. Each is charged with one misdemeanor count of disorderly conduct, and Siavii is also charged with a misdemeanor count of fifth-degree assault.

Tynes won the kicking job from veteran Morten Andersen last season but has struggled in training camp this year.

[bendog]

oh, he's a scot. that explains it. somebody prolly called him an englishman.

[DomCasual]

It's a shame that the Chiefs feel the only way they can win is with these troubled players.

What was that about glass houses?

Paul

[bendog]

I feel like beevis or butthead, "taser him."

[Bob's your Information Minister]

oh, he's a scot. that explains it. somebody prolly called him an englishman.

I was also born in Scotland. Tynes is one of my favorite Chiefs. ;D

[Clockwork Orange]

Being in the AFC West with Janikowski and Sauerbrun, maybe Tynes felt like he needed some street cred.

I hear Nate Kaeding recently tried to slug a bartender but the punch went wide right. ;D

[Rohirrim]

Being in the AFC West with Janikowski and Sauerbrun, maybe Tynes felt like he needed some street cred.

I hear Nate Kaeding recently tried to slug a bartender but the punch went wide right. ;D

LOL

[bendog]

good thing he wasn't with Krackowski, cause he might have gotten date raped instead.

[Ninjafied]

good thing he wasn't with Krackowski, cause he might have gotten date raped instead.
rofl

[FADERPROOF]

Being in the AFC West with Janikowski and Sauerbrun, maybe Tynes felt like he needed some street cred.

I hear Nate Kaeding recently tried to slug a bartender but the punch went wide right. ;D

NOw that is some funny **** right there!

[NaptownChief]

What happened to this prissy little attitude?

Again the difference between myself, you and many of your Donk fans is I don't make excuses for POS like Siavii and Clarett. You won't see me trying to spin this POS into well polished gemstone.

:juggle:



It is called tongue in cheek...I'm sorry that is tough for you to pick up.

[NaptownChief]

It's a shame that the Chiefs feel the only way they can win is with these troubled players.

What was that about glass houses?

Paul


Some times a man just has to raise his pimp hand I suppose...Ask Rod and Carswell.

[Tredici]

It is called tongue in cheek...I'm sorry that is tough for you to pick up.

It's called yanking your chain.

I win again.

Nyah!

[Clockwork Orange]

Some times a man just has to raise his pimp hand I suppose...Ask Rod and Carswell.

And Diaper Boy and Siavii.

[NaptownChief]

It's called yanking your chain.

I win again.

Nyah!


You being a chic and a Donk reminds me of this classic quote from Crimson Tide:


Capt. Ramsey: "Yeah, horses are fascinating animals. Dumb as fenceposts but very intuitive. In that way they're not too different from high school girls: they may not have a brain in their head but they do know all the boys want to fu@k 'em."

[Tredici]

You being a chic and a Donk reminds me of this classic quote from Crimson Tide:


Capt. Ramsey: "Yeah, horses are fascinating animals. Dumb as fenceposts but very intuitive. In that way they're not too different from high school girls: they may not have a brain in their head but they do know all the boys want to fu@k 'em."

Funny. It's only the KC Fans who have to resort to stupid and insulting "girl" material. Guess there are some fragile egos at work among the Chief faithful.

[24champ]

Cant wait to see if the KC cheifs suspend some players for this altercation. Gotta love it....lets recap, Gates on hold out, Warfield suspended 4 games, and now this? Raiders are next in line and I will predict Moss runs over another Meter Maid cop in joketown.

[Atlas]

http://www.twincities.com/mld/pioneerpress/12400622.htm

Chiefs kicker is suspect in bar fight

BRIEFING: HUDSON, WIS.

River Falls police are investigating an altercation Sunday morning at a downtown bar involving Lawrence J. Tynes, kicker with the Kansas City Chiefs.

According to the department's records, 27-year-old Tynes is a suspect in a battery that took place at Boomer's Bar on Elm Street at about 1 a.m. Sunday. River Falls authorities declined Tuesday to release details on the episode.

Chiefs representative Bob Moore said that nothing happened Sunday morning that warrants an official comment. "It's my understanding that there were no arrests involved," he said.

Ted Roughton, owner of Boomer's Bar, would not talk about Sunday morning's events but did say that players and fans often mingle in his tavern.

In a separate incident, two other Chiefs players, Saou-saolii Siavii Jr. and Gregory Wesley, were arrested the same morning on suspicion of disorderly conduct in a Minneapolis hotel. Siavii, a defensive tackle, and Wesley, a safety, were taken to the Hennepin County jail and released later Sunday.

The Chiefs are in River Falls for their 15th annual training camp, held at the University of Wisconsin-River Falls.

— John Brewer

I have no doubt that our Punter could kick their kicker's ass!!

[crazyhorse]

Funny. It's only the KC Fans who have to resort to stupid and insulting "girl" material. Guess there are some fragile egos at work among the Chief faithful.

Remember Nap...

[fontaine]

oh, he's a scot. that explains it.

Yeah, he must have tried to get it on with the bouncer's girlfriend there:


http://www.geocities.com/groundskeeper3/gkw12.JPG

Tynes: "Grease me up lassie!"

If you look closely, groundskeeper willie, errr, I mean, Tynes is sporting the newest KC Chiefs practice attire consisting of a skirt-like garment with Chief ketchup and mustard plaid.

League scouts have been quoted as saying the chef players love the new attire and it's beffitting considering how they've been playing defense the last couple of seasons.

[NaptownChief]

Funny. It's only the KC Fans who have to resort to stupid and insulting "girl" material. Guess there are some fragile egos at work among the Chief faithful.


You are the only one that found it "stupid and insulting" material so I think we have officially located the fragile ego.

[Tredici]

You are the only one that found it "stupid and insulting" material so I think we have officially located the fragile ego.

How did you come to that determination? Because the guys around here respect me enough to let me fight my own battles over a comment that was aimed directly at me?

Ummm... okay.

You've posted here long enough to know the women who contribute here are generally respected by the other members on the board. With the exception of the resident misogynist, it's pretty obvious who the disrepect has come from. -- Chief fans. Must be fun for the women on the Planet.

I find you particularly funny because as long as you've been here you didn't even realize I was female until it was recently spelled out to you. Then you immediately go for that type of cheap smack.

Fragile ego? Nope. If that were the case I would let you get away with that crap and not call you on it. It still remains evident that you couldn't come up with anything better then stereotype gender fodder. Is it because you are insecure about your pee pee size? (I just want us to be on the same level of intelligence here.)

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Is it because you are insecure about your pee pee size? (I just want us to be on the same level of intelligence here.)


A shot and a goal. :)

[Rohirrim]

How did you come to that determination? Because the guys around here respect me enough to let me fight my own battles over a comment that was aimed directly at me?

Ummm... okay.

You've posted here long enough to know the women who contribute here are generally respected by the other members on the board. With the exception of the resident misogynist, it's pretty obvious who the disrepect has come from. -- Chief fans. Must be fun for the women on the Planet.

I find you particularly funny because as long as you've been here you didn't even realize I was female until it was recently spelled out to you. Then you immediately go for that type of cheap smack.

Fragile ego? Nope. If that were the case I would let you get away with that crap and not call you on it. It still remains evident that you couldn't come up with anything better then stereotype gender fodder. Is it because you are insecure about your pee pee size? (I just want us to be on the same level of intelligence here.)

You go girl! Ha!

[bendog]

damn, now I'm sorry I put nappy on ignore two weeks ago.

[Paladin]

I hear Nate Kaeding recently tried to slug a bartender but the punch went wide right. ;D

:laugh: rofl LOL

[Paladin]

Naw. Nappy deserves to be ignored. He is a piece of ignorant, sexist crap of a homer that lacks the cojones to admit he is a jerk. In fact, it would be well if everyone put him on Ignore becasue he has not really contributed anything but crap since the day he started here.

He is on my ignore list, and he doesn't even show up on my screen. Cool!

[crazyhorse]

How did you come to that determination? Because the guys around here respect me enough to let me fight my own battles over a comment that was aimed directly at me?

Ummm... okay.

You've posted here long enough to know the women who contribute here are generally respected by the other members on the board. With the exception of the resident misogynist, it's pretty obvious who the disrepect has come from. -- Chief fans. Must be fun for the women on the Planet.

I find you particularly funny because as long as you've been here you didn't even realize I was female until it was recently spelled out to you. Then you immediately go for that type of cheap smack.

Fragile ego? Nope. If that were the case I would let you get away with that crap and not call you on it. It still remains evident that you couldn't come up with anything better then stereotype gender fodder. Is it because you are insecure about your pee pee size? (I just want us to be on the same level of intelligence here.)

It's pretty tough to respect someone who cries that they are being unfairly treated because they are a woman. Then go on to use pee pee size as some sort of defense.

I understand why you did it. But if it is that easy for you to resort to it, then why critisize someone else?

Besides, I thought you were a little better at rolling with the punches.

On a site where porn stars are used as avatars, and sex is spoken of between men and women, as well as female jokes, male jokes and the like.
I find it self serving at best that you would finally find a chiefs fan to bash as sexist. It doesn't take a physics major to figure out who's ego is hurting here. Either that, or you're just running out of ammo.

This is a football board for God sake. You may find a little sexism from time to time. Either rise above it, or fight him on his level. But for Pete's sake dont cry like a girl.

[Tredici]

It's pretty tough to respect someone who cries that they are being unfairly treated because they are a woman. Then go on to use pee pee size as some sort of defense.

I understand why you did it. But if it is that easy for you to resort to it, then why critisize someone else?

Besides, I thought you were a little better at rolling with the punches.

On a site where porn stars are used as avatars, and sex is spoken of between men and women, as well as female jokes, male jokes and the like.
I find it self serving at best that you would finally find a chiefs fan to bash as sexist. It doesn't take a physics major to figure out who's ego is hurting here. Either that, or you're just running out of ammo.

This is a football board for God sake. You may find a little sexism from time to time. Either rise above it, or fight him on his level. But for Pete's sake dont cry like a girl.

You are more ignorant than Nappy if that's your take. Asking pee pee size is on the same level.

JFC.

[bendog]

naps a turd, no disrespect.

he disagrees with a football take then disses someone on politics (of which he is an ignorant tool) or some other "personal" difference.

I too, however, was made a bit insecure by Tredici bringing up pee-pee size.

[NaptownChief]

he has not really contributed anything but crap since the day he started here.




How would you know what I have contributed if you had me on ignore? We can only hope you can bless this board with another brilliant 267 posts.

[NaptownChief]

naps a turd, no disrespect.

he disagrees with a football take then disses someone on politics (of which he is an ignorant tool) or some other "personal" difference.

I too, however, was made a bit insecure by Tredici bringing up pee-pee size.


If you are secure and proud of your political beliefs then there is nothing I can bring up about them that would bother you. But we know that not to be the case now don't we....

If you want to take shots at my beliefs in higher education, hard work, self responsibility and low taxes you are certainly welcome. But then again that is not as shameful as success hating and bitterness I suppose.

[NaptownChief]

he disagrees with a football take then disses someone on politics (of which he is an ignorant tool) or some other "personal" difference.



This is a perfect example of losers like bendog...When they can't win a debate on any topic(football or politics) they go to the "you are ignorant", "you are a moron" card in defeat. But then are amazed and cry like a baby when I come back in and kick in their teeth on a personal level after they are the ones that made it personal in the first place.

[Paladin]

I, on the other hand, was not because I am very secure in my sexuality. I know my place.....


"whimper"

[bendog]

I think that I'm shrinking as I get older.

[NaptownChief]

Don't sweat it as long as it still works. Reminds me of this old joke:


A guy is laying on the bed naked in a house of ill repute with a really short pecker and the whore walks in and says "Who are you going to please with that?".........guy says "ME".

[crazyhorse]

You are more ignorant than Nappy if that's your take. Asking pee pee size is on the same level.

JFC.

Since I am more ignorant than Nap, my pee pee size is XXL.

Just try not to use it against me in a football conversation.

[Rohirrim]

naps a turd, no disrespect.

he disagrees with a football take then disses someone on politics (of which he is an ignorant tool) or some other "personal" difference.

I too, however, was made a bit insecure by Tredici bringing up pee-pee size.

LOL It takes a brave man to admit his shortcomings, so to speak.

[SNR_Chief]

I have no doubt that our Punter could kick their kicker's ass!!Lay off, man. We've had a old fart, a giant pussy, and a foreigner for our kickers the past 6 years. We finally get a kicker with brass balls and you piss all over our parade!

[Paladin]

Maybe it wasn't balls. Maybe it was just liquor.