Gotta go for now but let me leave you with this

[Raiders Rock]

Your team already fears our WR's by the actions of your draft.


All I am gonna say is you better hope and pray Lamont is a bust because if he performs in Oakland, the Donks are TOAST vs the Raiders this year


Now I am going out with my family for a while, normal saturday stuff,


Wally World/ Shopping then Sushi, so chew on this and I will be back in a few hours to hear the same old, Moss is a Cancer, Seabass likes GHB, Al is old smack I have heard for the last 4+ years I have been here.

be back later

RR

[Northman]

cool man, have a good time but your still delusional if you think you stand any chance of beating us this year. :)

[Tredici]

Careful of the Sushi. People have been picking up some type of parasite from eating that lately.

Oh wait... Fadefan... Parasite....

Never Mind.....

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Only a Raider fan would go shopping at Wally World for Sushi.

[baja]

Sorry to inform you but that Chicken of the Sea tuna is not really sushi, it has been cooked.

[Jason in LA]

Yep, we're gearing up to stop the back-to-back last place team.

[Kaylore]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f194/UndeadFaith/OH_NOES.jpg

[rbackfactory80]

Your team already fears our WR's by the actions of your draft.


All I am gonna say is you better hope and pray Lamont is a bust because if he performs in Oakland, the Donks are TOAST vs the Raiders this year


Now I am going out with my family for a while, normal saturday stuff,


Wally World/ Shopping then Sushi, so chew on this and I will be back in a few hours to hear the same old, Moss is a Cancer, Seabass likes GHB, Al is old smack I have heard for the last 4+ years I have been here.

be back later

RR

So you come back cause you must like the abuse, and dont get to high on you team because we did not draft 3 corners cause of our fears of the raiders. We dont have to stop your wide receivers to beat you guys. I think the corner drafting had more to do with getting by the colts. All we have to do to beat you is stop you once cause your D will not make a stop the entire game.

[gunns]

Well let's see. If your defense can't stop our offense, we will score and control the clock. With that Collins will be playing catch up. The corners may not have to worry about your WR's because the DL will be putting pressure on Collins while he is trying to catch up. Thought here: is it Collins you want trying to play catch up?

[-Slap-]

Your team already fears our WR's by the actions of your draft.


All I am gonna say is you better hope and pray Lamont is a bust because if he performs in Oakland, the Donks are TOAST vs the Raiders this year


Now I am going out with my family for a while, normal saturday stuff,


Wally World/ Shopping then Sushi, so chew on this and I will be back in a few hours to hear the same old, Moss is a Cancer, Seabass likes GHB, Al is old smack I have heard for the last 4+ years I have been here.

be back later

RR
RR, informing us of the mundane details of your domestic incarceration, including your daily, dreary itinerary, smacks of mocklike megalomania. Either that, or this thread is a continuing (lack of) education requisite to retain your troll certification for the upcoming season. I sincerely hope its the latter.

[Rock Chalk]

Your team already fears our WR's by the actions of your draft.


All I am gonna say is you better hope and pray Lamont is a bust because if he performs in Oakland, the Donks are TOAST vs the Raiders this year


Now I am going out with my family for a while, normal saturday stuff,


Wally World/ Shopping then Sushi, so chew on this and I will be back in a few hours to hear the same old, Moss is a Cancer, Seabass likes GHB, Al is old smack I have heard for the last 4+ years I have been here.

be back later

RR

Wake me up when you have something interesting to say.

[tornado927]

I don't think you will find anyone really doubting your improvements on Offense, I think the question is (still) Defense. 30th overall last year (yds; not pts) and 25th the year before. I just don't see a rookie corner and Burgess giving your D the kick in the pants it needs.....fortunately.

[watermock]

RR is all in on the Moss hype...matured...turning into a leader. The guy has a chronic ankle and gives full speed 10-15 plays a game, hates to block, and is an attention whore, altho he's been trumped by T.O., expect a counter attack.

[Rock Chalk]

RR is all in on the Moss hype...matured...turning into a leader. The guy has a chronic ankle and gives full speed 10-15 plays a game, hates to block, and is an attention whore, altho he's been trumped by T.O., expect a counter attack.
Good call.

[Spider]

Your team already fears our WR's by the actions of your draft.


All I am gonna say is you better hope and pray Lamont is a bust because if he performs in Oakland, the Donks are TOAST vs the Raiders this year


Now I am going out with my family for a while, normal saturday stuff,


Wally World/ Shopping then Sushi, so chew on this and I will be back in a few hours to hear the same old, Moss is a Cancer, Seabass likes GHB, Al is old smack I have heard for the last 4+ years I have been here.

be back later

RR
Just think , one of these days you will meet a woman and you can add 1 more thing to your to do list ........

[elsid13]

Just think , one of these days you will meet a woman and you can add 1 more thing to your to do list ........


RR has one §Pide®, the joys of mail order....

[Raiders Rock]

Just think , one of these days you will meet a woman and you can add 1 more thing to your to do list ........

Pull all your teeth out and you can be my woman today Spidey

[watermock]

Pull all your teeth out and you can be my woman today Spidey

Do we have to put a sign on the door that says "No Solicitation"?

[baja]

Pull all your teeth out and you can be my woman today Spidey

What does pulling his teeth have to do with his butt RR

[Bob's your Information Minister]

What a moron.

The Raiders will have a very good offense if Collins gets his **** together. Even if he doesn't, they will still probably be good.

You know what? It doesn't matter. Your defense is going to be the laughingstock of the league.

[Clockwork Orange]

Just more Fade fan bravado before their latest 6-10 season starts.

[watermock]

The annual Jane Dixon prenostications. Bob held a seance and Jane is speaking thru him to the masses on the internet as a blessing from God.

Ever wonder why you have all those little black dots and even tho I have many detractors, I don't? Hell, PatsWin is a rival fan, but he has class. New England has alot of qualities that make a championship team, and we notice it. He's also gracious and probably a closet Bronco fan on the side. I have allways been amused how some want you to hate every other team or your not real Bronco fan.

I use the grading scale. It goes from strict following like Denver to Rabid hatred for the Ravens and Oakland. When people yap at me because I am following a team like the HornHeads, I always wonder if they totally abstractly watch, say the Monday Night matchup with totally blank eyes. Don't you root for one team or another at least some? Many times I could care less, of course I always root for a division rival to lose, but what's the point if your not pulling for one team to win? That isn't to say that many games I'm totally ambivalent. I will however, usually kinda root for one or the other. Sometimes it's changed even during the game. So what. These are typically college games where I never went in with loyalty anyway, and want the better coached, better executing team to deserve the win. That's much more likely in college games than pro, which I follow much more closely. I have the battle lines pretty much set there.

[baja]

That's what betting if for.

[Taco John]

Your team already fears our WR's by the actions of your draft.




Huh? :kiddingme


We already had starting CBs before you ever got Moss.

You're clueless...

[Taco John]

What a moron.

The Raiders will have a very good offense if Collins gets his **** together. Even if he doesn't, they will still probably be good.

You know what? It doesn't matter. Your defense is going to be the laughingstock of the league.



Whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah !

Let's not get too carried away with the idea that the Chiefs are going to be giving that mantle up...

[Arkie]

We drafted to improve our special teams.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah !

Let's not get too carried away with the idea that the Chiefs are going to be giving that mantle up...

There is no way the Raiders D is better than KC's. No way.

[watermock]

There is no way the Raiders D is better than KC's. No way.

That's like trying to decide which crack whore is more disgusting that are on either side of the street. Roll up the windows honey, let's get out of this part of town.

I did see Derrick Johnson lay a good lick for the Chefs last night. They were lucky he was there. Damn lucky.

[Kaylore]

There is no way the Raiders D is better than KC's. No way.
I think it could easily happen. Their corner is better than yours. We still don't know how their front four is going to perform switching to a formation that plays to their strengths. You both have "good" safeties and a rookie that could or could not make a difference. They were better than you last year, as well.

[Arkie]

There is no way the Raiders D is better than KC's. No way.
http://www.cadetstuff.org/images/baghdad_bob.jpg
TRUST ME

[Crushaholic]

There is no way the Raiders D is better than KC's. No way.

ah...another one of Bob's prophetic quotes to store away until the end of the season... rofl

[Taco John]

There is no way the Raiders D is better than KC's. No way.



LOL


http://images.allposters.com/images/HPM/SM1082.jpg

[Taco John]

How's that saying go?

"Every time someone can reasonably bust out the Southpark "Cripple Fight" graphic, an angel gets his wings."

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Funny stuff.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

But seriously, we didn't have our best offensive player for EITHER of the Raiders games and we still lit them up like a Christmas tree.

[Raiders Rock]

Donk fans, yea you can boast about last years D it was better than ours but Cheap fans comparing your D to our D last year is like comparing two buckets of fresh cow ****, they both sucked.

Remember Cheap fan when they said our window was closing on the Raiders a couple years ago and closed?

Well your window is closing as well now and you guys didn't do a damn thing with it, just like the 90's.

Ours is opening back up now, your team is in it's twilight years now, it's this year or bust.

RR

[Raiders Rock]

But seriously, we didn't have our best offensive player for EITHER of the Raiders games and we still lit them up like a Christmas tree.


We played last year with a backup QB and what did we do finish 2 games behind you guys?


Imagine where you would have finished with your backup QB in there all year

[watermock]

The "Cripple Fight" still brings tears to my eyes just remembering it. God that was funny. I think the only funnier one was when Cartman chopped up that Punk kids parents and somehow put his parents meat and his own pubic hair into the chili.

One other was when Cartman thought he was dead and a ghost, and had to make amends to get to heaven with the help of Butters.

Man, that show is incredibly funny for a sick mind like mine. "Jesus Christ, you just killed Kenny..."

[Raiders Rock]

The "Cripple Fight" still brings tears to my eyes just remembering it. God that was funny. I think the only funnier one was when Cartman chopped up that Punk kids parents and somehow put his parents meat and his own pubic hair into the chili.

One other was when Cartman thought he was dead and a ghost, and had to make amends to get to heaven with the help of Butters.

Man, that show is incredibly funny for a sick mind like mine. "Jesus Christ, you just killed Kenny..."

Did I invite you to my thread Mock?

[Raider Bill]

But seriously, we didn't have our best offensive player for EITHER of the Raiders games and we still lit them up like a Christmas tree.


Won both games by a grand total of 8 points.


You guys really pwn3d us 34-27 and 31-30 :bs:

[Raiders Rock]

Only a Raider fan would go shopping at Wally World for Sushi.


You won't find any Shashimi quality fish at Wally World thats for damn sure or any kind of meat for that matter.

This family does not eat that kind of food from Wally World

[Raiders Rock]

Won both games by a grand total of 8 points.


You guys really pwn3d us 34-27 and 31-30 :bs:

4-3 bil 4-3

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Won both games by a grand total of 8 points.


You guys really pwn3d us 34-27 and 31-30 :bs:

I was referring to our offense kicking your D's ass. WITHOUT Priest.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

We played last year with a backup QB and what did we do finish 2 games behind you guys?


Imagine where you would have finished with your backup QB in there all year

Last time I checked, you still had that "backup QB" as your starter.

[watermock]

In this corner, the defending Champion, Timmay, wearing the wheelchair and weighing in at 85 pounds, including equipment.

In the other corner, Jimmay, weighing in at 43 pounds including equipment.

File archive:
http://images.allposters.com/images/HPM/SM1082.jpg

"This looks like a mismatch to me doesn't it Joe?"

"Joe Heisman": Not really,
"Timmay's lack of mobiliy might limit him despite the serious weight advantage. Jimmay has shown a knack of being able to balance on one crutch and still swing the other with devestating results?

Maguire: "Joe your a certified moron"

Joe: "Shut up or I'm calling your AA sponsor. My counselor told me I'm "special" so stick it."

We will be back after this commercial break from Budweiser and Yukon Jack.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

It's a new season. Clean slate.

[Raider Bill]

I was referring to our offense kicking your D's ass. WITHOUT Priest.


But our offense was only 18th ranked, had absolutely no running game and we pretty much kept pace. We lit you guys up going back the other way.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

But our offense was only 18th ranked, had absolutely no running game and we pretty much kept pace. We lit you guys up going back the other way.

I wasn't talking about our defense.

[Raider Bill]

You have a collection of scrubs at backside corner.

[Raider Bill]

Your defense got almost as bad of an asskicking going back the other way against a team that couldnt run the ball at all.

[Florida_Bronco]

It's a new season. Clean slate.

You remember that everytime you hit that reply or new thread button ok?

[Crushaholic]

Ha!

[Raiders Rock]

You remember that everytime you hit that reply or new thread button ok?


Bob remember? Hell he needs a map to get home everyday from work

[Florida_Bronco]

Bob remember? Hell he needs a map to get home everyday from work

LMAO!

[Raider Bill]

Dont act like rickety assed Kendrell Bell is going to be running **** in a completely different system with more ground to cover.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Your defense got almost as bad of an asskicking going back the other way against a team that couldnt run the ball at all.

That's great. The Raiders D still blows.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Dont act like rickety assed Kendrell Bell is going to be running **** in a completely different system with more ground to cover.

Kendrell Bell is funky fresh outside linebacker!

[Kaylore]

Kendrell Bell is funky fresh outside linebacker!
:injured:

[Crushaholic]

I think he meant Kendrell Bell SMELLS funky...

[Raiders Rock]

That's great. The Raiders D still blows.

Yep it did in the 3-4 with not the right players

You will see a difference this year and it's gonna be too bad for the middle of the pack teams like the Cheaps.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Yep it did in the 3-4 with not the right players

You will see a difference this year and it's gonna be too bad for the middle of the pack teams like the Cheaps.

False hope. I feel sorry for you.

And your defensive coordinator sucks, too. At least the Chiefs had Gunther last year.

[Blueflame]

False hope. I feel sorry for you.

And your defensive coordinator sucks, too. At least the Chiefs had Gunther last year.

Having Gunther didn't help your team much last year, Bob. The Fade's defense was only marginally worse than yours.

[Rock Chalk]

While this is all entertaining and fun, it overshadows teh fact that both KC and Jokeland are going to be pulling up the rear...again this year.

Now THAT is something I will raise my glass to ;D Cheerio

[Raiders Rock]

While this is all entertaining and fun, it overshadows teh fact that both KC and Jokeland are going to be pulling up the rear...again this year.

Now THAT is something I will raise my glass to ;D Cheerio

Let me remind you that your front four gems aquired by the Brownies were ranked 32nd vs the run last year.


RR

[watermock]

Bob remember? Hell he needs a map to get home everyday from work

Bob doen't need a map. He marks his route and follows his scent.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

While this is all entertaining and fun, it overshadows teh fact that both KC and Jokeland are going to be pulling up the rear...again this year.

In your dreams.

Here is how the division will play out:

Chiefs
Chargers
Broncos
Raiders

[Rock Chalk]

Let me remind you that your front four gems aquired by the Brownies were ranked 32nd vs the run last year.


RR
Let me remind you that the front four gems we acquired from Cleveland didn't have Trevor Pryce on the line, nor the best LB corp in the league behind them.

But if it makes you happy RR, go with it.

[Raider Bill]

Kendrell Bell is funky fresh outside linebacker!


He played SILB in Pittsburgh, keyed the guard and covered the B Gap and backside dive...

[Raider Bill]

I wouldnt take KC's Linebackers over ours............D Johnson is a pussy who turtles up at the first sign of a pulling guard and Kendrell Bell is practicly a cripple.

[Blueflame]

In your dreams.

Here is how the division will play out:

Chiefs
Chargers
Broncos
Raiders

The best yardstick we have to date for '05 prognostication is last night's game. Did you watch it, Bob? "Embarrassing" is an understated adjective that comes to mind... it's certainly no valid justification for overoptimism such as your post expresses.

[Ballhawk]

This will be my last comment on this subject, but Collins plays as any bad games as good and even if the Faders win all the good ones, with that D they are at best 8-8. There is your ceiling RR, if you guys go .500 consider it a championship

[Bob's your Information Minister]

The best yardstick we have to date for '05 prognostication is last night's game. Did you watch it, Bob? "Embarrassing" is an understated adjective that comes to mind... it's certainly no valid justification for overoptimism such as your post expresses.

Preseason is meaningless.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

D Johnson is a p***Y who turtles up at the first sign of a pulling guard

There is zero evidence for that. In fact, last night he took on a fullback and destroyed him.

[Blueflame]

Preseason is meaningless.

Perhaps... particularly the first couple of preseason games. But nonetheless, there was a lot in evidence last night that should concern a Chefs fan.. your team just looked undisciplined (a lot of stupid penalties) and the defense looked to be... well... SOSACD (same old sorry-azz Chefs defense).

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Perhaps... particularly the first couple of preseason games. But nonetheless, there was a lot in evidence last night that should concern a Chefs fan.. your team just looked undisciplined (a lot of stupid penalties) and the defense looked to be... well... SOSACD (same old sorry-azz Chefs defense).

We didn't even have a gameplan. I'm not worried in the least.

Likewise, if Denver lays an egg tonight, I won't come on here running smack.

[Blueflame]

We didn't even have a gameplan. I'm not worried in the least.

Likewise, if Denver lays an egg tonight, I won't come on here running smack.

Preseason or not, I don't think any NFL coach goes into a game without a gameplan. And I would be worried about the number of penalties... your guys looked positively Raideresque out there.

You may not run smack if our team looks as bad tonight as yours did last night... but trust me on this, some rival fans would. And some Broncos fans would doing a Chicken Little impression, too. :P

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Preseason or not, I don't think any NFL coach goes into a game without a gameplan.

Gunther himself said the only team they have gameplanned for was the Jets.

[Blueflame]

Gunther himself said the only team they have gameplanned for was the Jets.

Gunther said that, eh? Well, the defense did play like there was no gameplan, for a fact... and no discernible discipline either...

[Ballhawk]

Minny was just going deep into their playbook then? All teams runa a base gameplan of 15 plays or so. Gameplaning has nothing to do with poor tackleing, inability to control your gaps and the penalties.

[Blueflame]

Minny was just going deep into their playbook then? All teams runa a base gameplan of 15 plays or so. Gameplaning has nothing to do with poor tackleing, inability to control your gaps and the penalties.

... or with an '03 Pro Bowler (what a joke that was, btw...) being flattened by a 3rd or 4th string QB...rofl

[Kaylore]

Bob's bending "preseason doesn't matter" to his warped view. The wins in preseason don't matter, but a team's ability to execute (or in the Chorfs case, not execute) suggests there might be some trouble down the road. Certainly teams get better once the season starts and of course after, but problems are often a type of things to come. Dropped balls were a problem for the Broncos in the preseason games last year and while they declined to a degree, we still found ourselves cursing at missed catches the would have been first downs but instead flew into the hands of defenders during the season.

Anyway my point is: to say "Preseason doesn't matter" when you are talking about fundamentals like tackling and closing on a ball carrier, is a mistake.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

I haven't even watched the game, so I'll take a look at that stuff tomorrow.

[Kaylore]

I haven't even watched the game, so I'll take a look at that stuff tomorrow.
Watch the first touchdown thrown by Dante'. Your guys just kind of "jog" next to him while he waltzes into the endzone.

[baja]

It never ceases to amaze me that first Bob makes a post than "pick a Bronco fan" responds and this goes back and fourth to the tune of 4 or 5 pages, thread after thread.

Boob's a troll, like Alec repeatly says, "Stop feeding the trolls". They grow up and might breed.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Excuse me? RR started this thread and I responded to his asinine thread header. Then your retarded posse had to come in get personal.

[Spider]

Pull all your teeth out and you can be my woman today Spidey
Been that long you want to go homo huh ?
well RR I dont swing that way , but to help you out there are Rumors about chief fans .. maybe you want to hook up with one of those guys ....... Not that there is anything wrong with that ..........

[OrangeShadow]

hmm

[sirhcyennek81]

let me leave you with this...Raiders starting offense put 6 points on the san francisco defense. thats it. yup. san fran has a better secondary then we do...good luck, oakland...

[GonzoLays]

http://frankcamacho1.tripod.com/_borders/Raider_Sign_P.jpg

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Nice thread. I was right!