Khan's Surprise: The Wrath of PM Camp. - The Other guys.

[Kaylore]

So I had to man a Breitling (http://www.breitling.com/en/index1024.php) watch booth at an Air show today. The funny thing was it was a total down pour, so we had a lot more customers than you'd expect. The other funny thing is that it was at Centennial Airport. For those of you who don't live in Colorado, Centennial Airport is, given average traffic, about one minute and twenty eight seconds from Dove Valley. :D The other funny thing is the rain let up around 2:45. Our show was done by 2:45 so guess where I took a stroll to.

It turns out it was totally lucky, because they said they weren't going to hold practice and changed their minds at the last minute. There was almost no one there. I saw maybe fifty people, and we were all alowed to walk around freely. Needless to say I got a good view of a lot of players.

First let me comment on Brown. I didn;t find out about it until I arrived at Dove Valley. Andrew Mason told me. It's troubling, but not surprising and I have some good news today that will do a little bit to take the sting off.

There were a lot of starters that didn't practice today, and some non-starters that didn't either: Pryce (Who practiced this morning), Bailey, Lynch, Nalen, Clarrett ("groin" Who called it?), and Alexander.

Lets get this surprise party started!!!!

First: An Exchange I had with Todd Sauerbrun.

[TheReverend]

The good news is: They faked Courtneys injury to keep him safe?

[SoCalBronco]

The Wrath of PM Camp...hilarious!!

Thanks for giving us this special treat on your supposed day off, Khan. Great!

[El Guapo]

haha, man you're a lucky dude.. got any job openings? I just moved to dallas and i hate my job. I'll gladly pick up and move again. :D

[Kaylore]

So I'm walking into camp wearing some nicer jeans and my dress shoes with a Breitling polo on and my Jacket. I feel a little weird, but the air is cool and there is no sun. It was a welcome alternative.

As some of you know, the entrance is right by the field-turf field where the specialists practice a lot and were doing so today. As I walked down toward the sidewalk, I saw Todd and Ernster were practicing Sky-kicks for punts from the 40 or so. Todd NAILED one and it had really amazing hang time. I shouted "Nice Leg Todd!!!" He turns moves toward me and sticks both fingers in the air going "Aw Yeah!" I gave him a "Wooot!" and watched them for a little bit.

They both looked good. Elam was fielding them in the endzone. Todd was the best at putting back spin on his ball so they'd hit at like the two and then bounce back to the seven or so. The big thing was how long they were up there. They both had such great hang time that it would hard to believe that there is isn't a person alive or even partially dead that couldn't get downfield in time. They worked the special teams out today, including coverage, but I'll get ot that later.

Next: The Backup QB's get a chance - All of them.

[El Guapo]

I shouted "Nice Leg Todd!!!" He turns moves toward me and blew me a kiss..

so now you're taking your obsession a little too far. haha, j/k

[elsid13]

What you didn't sell them a watch??? Khan you're slipping. What would Kirk think?

[ludo21]

Kaylore!!! i was just thinking of skipping out today on getting my daily mane fix, but im glad i came to my senses and came! Ur Awesome for doing this for us, once again...

Im glad Todd made some notice to ya, sounds awesome!!!

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Come on Kaylore - Square those shoulders to the keyboard. It will help you type faster :)

[Rohirrim]

Man, the News and the Post in the morning and the Khan report in the evening. I'm back in Orange and Blue heaven. Feel like I just crawled out of a friggin desert and found an oasis.

[ludo21]

Man, the News and the Post in the morning and the Khan report in the evening. I'm back in Orange and Blue heaven. Feel like I just crawled out of a friggin desert and found an oasis.

ROFL! but wait a minute, im in AZ so i did have to do that!! :tearhair: :devil:

[clint7]

Dude, type faster! :)

[scorpio]

Best. Preseason. Evar.

http://lamar.colostate.edu/~cheppner/char_comicbook.jpg

[Kaylore]

First let me say that this practice was generally blah for me. It was a lot of fourth and third string work. Some of you may find that interesting, but for me the best part of the day was talking to Andrew Mason on the sideline. He really knows his football, and I got some nice insights from him. We were on the same page on some of the players, though I won't say which ones.

When I walked up the fiirst thing I heard was an angry man swearing at Nate Jackson: "Damnit Nate, get your head out of your ass!!!" This man, who continued to swear at the tight ends all throughout practice, is Tim Brewster. He is like a drill sergeant. I never heard him before because its never been as quiet as it was at Dove Valley. There wasn't even any media there really. Good for me, bad for them. Ha!

Lets get to the QB's

Chad Friehauf: He's still raw and has some mechanics, and accuracy to work on. Nice arm, though. He did goal-line drills (all the teams did) as well as some regular ones. He didn't make any throws into bad coverage, but he didn't make any throws. I kind of felt for him. He's out there and at one point faced the second team defense, and you're just thinking "Wow. Pat Chukwurah is planning on eating him!" They didn't have pads so contact was kept to minimal, but it still was interesting. He got quite a few reps and after a year on the PS I think and 640 bean burritos, I think he'll have a chance to compete.

Matt Mauk: He looked really good. All the quarterbacks did. He actually made a throw down field that was pretty deep and nice. Not a lot of bad throws and he went through his progressions better. He still looks a littl awkward, but he took some chances and I think the practices and reps are showing their quality.

Danny Kannell: He looked good. He played a little conservative, but at least he didn't throw a pick. Dropped one in the middle of a zone and threw to his backs a lot. He tossed one to Dayne, who dropped it. It wasn't a hard throw. I would say average performance, but at least he's better and trying.

Van Pelt: He looked solid. Some nice throws down field and he's doing better and better against blitzes. He nailed Tatum Bell in a soft zone in between Ian Gold and DJ Williams (I was surprised. They looked confused.) Leach is on the second team and made some nice catches for him, but more than that was Todd Devoe and Charlie Adams. Crenshaw had a few too.

Plummer: He was good but got very few reps. Generally they would call a play, he'd go out. They'd execute it fine. And then the others came in. They had one play where Warren tipped the ball at the line and no one caught it (despite my screaming for them to do so.) The closest player was DJ. His Shuffle pass is left handed. I want to remind you that Reuben scored on a shuffle pass play last year. That counts as a passing TD, so Plummer has 1 int and 1 TD left handed. Nyah!

Next: Running backs.

[ludo21]

Best. Preseason. Evar.

http://lamar.colostate.edu/~cheppner/char_comicbook.jpg


Agreed im in full blown homer mode now, every other training camp has been terrible for me, but caz of OF1 and khans reports i am having a blast this year, thanks guys! ^5 :notworthy

[SoCalBronco]

Great stuff khan, keep it coming!

[Hogan11]

He tossed one to Dayne, who dropped it..

Oh no, it's sounding like we're in store for another "Dayne looked bad" report.... :pity:

[Kaylore]

Tatum and Anderson split time again on the first time, while it was just Tatum on the second except for a few plays when Dayne was in.

Anderson: Mike looked tired today. Andrew Mason reminded me it was two-a-days and it was wet and chilly out. Nonetheless, I couldn't help notice that the Taco Bell was agressive and still had burst. On one play Anderson tried to spin away from fatafehi, and just got bounced back. It was a pretty weak-sauce run. The D-closed very well against the goalline draw and bootleg plays today. Andersone didn't get a ton of reps. He still catches the ball the best.

Tatum Bell: Played well today. Had good burst and broke through to the hole. Caught some nice balls. He had a good delayed release. hE set his block up well, broke down field and just as he looked the ball was there (BVP).

Ron Dayne: He dropped two easy balls. It looked bad. His running was strong though. We are forunate to be so deep at that possition. His drops didn't seem to hurt his status because he got some reps on the second string.

Brandon Miree: He was in on maybe two plays. One pass play that he dropped, and another run play. Nothing there.

Cecil Sapp. Sapp looked good. He broke some nice runs. Caught the ball once, and picked up a nice blitz. He looked good.

Next: The Good News

[scorpio]

When I walked up the fiirst thing I heard was an angry man swearing at Nate Jackson: "Damnit Nate, ged your head out of your ass!!!"

At least that means Nasty isn't hurt too bad. The kid's got moxie, I'd like to see him compete for first team.

[Kaylore]

Oh no, it's sounding like we're in store for another "Dayne looked bad" report.... :pity:
Actually not that bad. The two drops were from Kannell, so who knows? :brokehalo

[SoCalBronco]

very good backs report, khan. Im very glad to see Tatum making his move.

[Hogan11]

Ron Dayne: He dropped two easy balls. It looked bad. His running was strong though. We are forunate to be so deep at that possition. His drops didn't seem to hurt his status because he got some reps on the second string.

Well, at least it didn't hurt his status.....good news I suppose, I'm really rooting for him to make it.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Thanks again Kalore. Great Job

[Kaylore]

John Engleberger: Boo-yah! This kid camp to play. The kid notched like three or four sacks. He was all over the field today. He really breaks to the seams on some plays. I don't know how I've missed him, but maybe it was the system or just one of the players who play better in the afternoon. Maybe I just missed him, but it was fun to watch him. He's light and quick and that's tough to beat. A nice tackle behind the line. Just overall good hustle. Worry not about Brown.

Ian Gold: He was really playing well. He had two tackles behind the line and stuck with his man pretty well. Our Linebackers suffered in the zone coverage today, including Al Wilson. They didn't close very well. I would say Ian was the best up there (Sorry Slap and SoCal.) He just seemed to be one that was still playing hard at the end of the day.

Guess who was in Bailey's Spot on the first team: Darrent Williams. He plays better in the afternoon. He had some great coverage and generally his guy didn't get thrown to much. No big plays except for the kick off practices. My biggest knock on Darrent Williams is he is too agressive. He gambles a little too much. He'll play off for a pick and get burned. During returns rather than set and secure the ball, he'll try to run into and secure as he moves. This is a big no-no, and he dropped one today because of it. The good news is he beat two guys and broke one through. His body control and quickness is amazing. Luke and Roc were also returning kicks, but they didn't look as good, though all made very deep returns.

I'll do the coverage report now since I'm talking about it already. Coverage was below average (obviously). They rotated a lot of different guys into different slots. I'm not sure what they were doing. One guy appeared to me to miss a block, but the ST coach was congratulating him after the play, so there is something I'm missing about their scheme or something. The rest of this and next week's evening practices is special teams, so be grateful its getting worked on. I'm sure they were just trying guys out today. I certainly hope so.

[Meck77]

Kahn deserves a media pass. Glad the team made it back to the outdoors. This isn't arena ball.

[SoCalBronco]

great report khan. Good to hear about darrent williams and engleberger.

Ian was the best backer today? ugh!~ ahh its okay, he cant suck everyday. ;D

Great reports and I am glad to see them working hard on Special Teams.
Very good.

I am really excited about seeing these young corners in preseason games. Darrent Williams looks like a big play type of guy and Foxworth appears to be consistent. Glad that it looks like we may have hit on this damn position for once.

[ludo21]

Ya Da. seems to me like a guy that would play aggresive/ gamble a lot. It pays sometimes but most the time, you just get beat caz in the NFL QB'[s and WR's are really good and fast. Im glad Da. is playing well tho. Engleberger is also not a shocker to me, he is my kind of player who just hustles all the time.

Kaylore - Was DJ and Al lacking effort this afternoon, or were they just plain sucking in zone coverage/confused??

[Kaylore]

Ok that's it. General thoughts:

Special teams: I think with as good as todd and maybe even Ernster are, we don't need the coverage to get real good. If we can do "average" and try to bury him the other return guy with kicks, I think that will make us light years better. Oddly they didn't practice returning with them kicking, but used a machine.

Offense: It occured to me how hard it is to defend Shanahan's playcalling. The defense was trying really hard, but there were so many different plays and audibles that the D gets owned. That's just characteristic Shanahan. I guess we need the pads to come on to get a true guage of where they are at.

Defense: The rush still looks good, but not as good. However, Pryce and Brown were out. Ekuban played well his part for where he was at and Engleberger impressed me today. Maybe knowing that Brown needs some healing has him thinking he can start? Don't know. I watched Warren closely today and he makes plays and hustles. So far no one has unseated him from his starting spot, so we'll watch and hope. Another D-lineman that looks good is Palepoi. Mason reminded me that he was second highest on sacs last year. We are deep on the line, and the wisdom in that is obvious.

Ok, really I'll be off in the mornings for sure this weekend. I'll try and get to a Special Teams practice, but don't hold your breath until Sunday, Monday or Tuesday. That I got to this one was a fluke of good luck. Thanks for your support and patience with my excessive typos. :crazy:

-Khan

[Kaylore]

Kaylore - Was DJ and Al lacking effort this afternoon, or were they just plain sucking in zone coverage/confused??

I honestly don't know.

[ludo21]

I honestly don't know.

O ok, thanks anyway for all the great reporting! :wave:

[DB-Freak]

Ok that's it. General thoughts:

Special teams: I think with as good as todd and maybe even Ernster are, we don't need the coverage to get real good. If we can do "average" and try to bury him the other return guy with kicks, I think that will make us light years better. Oddly they didn't practice returning with them kicking, but used a machine.

Offense: It occured to me how hard it is to defend Shanahan's playcalling. The defense was trying really hard, but there were so many different plays and audibles that the D gets owned. That's just characteristic Shanahan. I guess we need the pads to come on to get a true guage of where they are at.

Defense: The rush still looks good, but not as good. However, Pryce and Brown were out. Ekuban played well his part for where he was at and Engleberger impressed me today. Maybe knowing that Brown needs some healing has him thinking he can start? Don't know. I watched Warren closely today and he makes plays and hustles. So far no one has unseated him from his starting spot, so we'll watch and hope. Another D-lineman that looks good is Palepoi. Mason reminded me that he was second highest on sacs last year. We are deep on the line, and the wisdom in that is obvious.

Ok, really I'll be off in the mornings for sure this weekend. I'll try and get to a Special Teams practice, but don't hold your breath until Sunday, Monday or Tuesday. That I got to this one was a fluke of good luck. Thanks for your support and patience with my excessive typos. :crazy:

-Khan

And some people here say Shanny can't make gameday play calls such as Telluride.

And just a general question. DOesn't it seem noticeable that Clarett plays much faster than his stop watch time.

[SoCalBronco]

Hey Khan, did Mason tell you approx. how long Big Mo will be out with that groin pull?

[baja]

Well, at least it didn't hurt his status.....good news I suppose, I'm really rooting for him to make it.

Me too Hogan. I got this feeling Dayne could be our next TD....... That's right you nay sayers the next<b> Terrell Davis!!!!!!!!!!!!! </b>

[Meck77]

That I got to this one was a fluke of good luck. Thanks for your support and patience with my excessive typos. :crazy:

-Khan

Atleast you didn't get more sunburned today. You should see him. He looks like a lobster after spending many hours observing camp. You deserve a few days off from camp. But only a few! ;D

Can you imagine if our team has good field position for once? I can't wait.

[Smilin Assassin]

Kahn deserves a media pass. Glad the team made it back to the outdoors. This isn't arena ball.


No doubt.

Hell, he already pretty much has a Q&A session right on here.

Major rep, Kahn.

[Kaylore]

Hey Khan, did Mason tell you approx. how long Big Mo will be out with that groin pull?
He didn't. I don't think he knew, though.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Hey Khan, did Mason tell you approx. how long Big Mo will be out with that groin pull?

I smell IR SoCal

[SoCalBronco]

I smell IR SoCal

Thats a possibility although with Khan's reports the last couple days that he has been getting better and better I think he will make it. He has rare ability, its just a matter of him getting into it and it appears he is starting to do that. Hopefully he isnt out more than a couple practices. Right now, ive got Paymah as a strong candidate for the IR unless we dump Spikes and go with 8 on the OL.

[Kaylore]

And some people here say Shanny can't make gameday play calls such as Telluride.

And just a general question. DOesn't it seem noticeable that Clarett plays much faster than his stop watch time.
Yeah he does. He was showing progress. He has a real good balance of power and quickness. It's not speed, its his reactions, quickness and raw power that are there. You can see the potential under that layer of one-too many burrito supremes.

Atleast you didn't get more sunburned today. You should see him. He looks like a lobster after spending many hours observing camp. You deserve a few days off from camp. But only a few!
NO JOKE! It was really refreshing to play in the cool air. I bought a big bottle of Aloe. It's helped a great deal. :)

[SoCalBronco]

http://www.movieposterbid.com/pics/124wrathkhan_lc.jpg

Get out of my way, Fred. Im getting on that practice field.

[Hogan11]

SPF of 15 or greater......words to live by you know Ha!

[Kaylore]

SPF of 15 or greater......words to live by you know Ha!
I used coppertone SPF 30. It wouldn't matter though, I'd sweat a lot of it off and never brought it in with me. I'd just put it on in the car and go in. It's turning to a lovely tan now, so maybe I'll go work my magic with the ladies... :twokisses

[Hogan11]

I used coppertone SPF 30. It wouldn't matter though, I'd sweat a lot of it off and never brought it in with me. I'd just put it on in the car and go in. It's turning to a lovely tan now, so maybe I'll go work my magic with the ladies... :twokisses


That's after the wonderful peeling stage I imagine......nothing the ladies like better than shedding skin, right?? :saywhat:

I really envy you local guys going to camp and all....I'm so football starved that I'm watching the CFL......how bad is that??

Yeah it's football.......sort of. It'll do for now I guess.....isn't the HoF game this monday night??

[watermock]

Meck:
Atleast you didn't get more sunburned today. You should see him. He looks like a lobster after spending many hours observing camp. You deserve a few days off from camp. But only a few!

First DEVO now the B-52's. Guess I'm dating myself.

Rock Lobster Rating: N/A
We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

[ludo21]

That's after the wonderful peeling stage I imagine......nothing the ladies like better than shedding skin, right?? :saywhat:

I really envy you local guys going to camp and all....I'm so football starved that I'm watching the CFL......how bad is that??

Yeah it's football.......sort of. It'll do for now I guess.....isn't the HoF game this monday night??


Sat is Falcons and Colts from Tokyo, i cant wait, altho its the colts, its still football and i love it!!!

[TheReverend]

http://www.movieposterbid.com/pics/124wrathkhan_lc.jpg

Get out of my way, Fred. Im getting on that practice field.

I take it "Kaylore" is a Star Trek thing?

[TheReverend]

Meck:
Atleast you didn't get more sunburned today. You should see him. He looks like a lobster after spending many hours observing camp. You deserve a few days off from camp. But only a few!

First DEVO now the B-52's. Guess I'm dating myself.

Rock Lobster Rating: N/A
We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

If that wasn't the gayest sh!t ever, I dont know what is...

[Meck77]

Hey Kahn what about the Fred report? Is he still on the job?

[scorpio]

I take it "Kaylore" is a Star Trek thing?

No, but his avatar is always Khan Noonian Singh, a character from the original Star Trek series and the villain in perhaps the best Star Trek movie, "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan". That's why so many people refer to Kaylore as Khan.

[SoCalBronco]

I take it "Kaylore" is a Star Trek thing?

Khan is Star Trek, Kaylore is not. But by now, they are one and the same. In fact, a few days ago i was watching STII again and when Kirk yelled out "Khaaaaaaaannnnnn" i yelled out a "Kayyyyyyyyyy-looooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre" so, yes, now they are the same. ;D

[Kaylore]

I take it "Kaylore" is a Star Trek thing?
No, actually...
http://66.49.247.155/BB/showpost.php?p=675038&postcount=33

[ludo21]

No, but his avatar is always Khan Noonian Singh, a character from the original Star Trek series and the villain in perhaps the best Star Trek movie, "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan". That's why so many people refer to Kaylore as Khan.


I didnt know that, thas cool. I just call him khan caz thats how he refers to himself so i just called him that. I havent seen star trek 2 in years, it was a great movie tho!

[TheReverend]

Cool....

[telluride]

And some people here say Shanny can't make gameday play calls such as Telluride.


My new-season grace period is officially in effect. I'll not badmouth shanny's playcalling until he blows a game with it.

It's all optimism, baby!

[SoCalBronco]

So Khan, one of these days you gotta bust out the "The game's not over.......From Hell's Heart I stab at thee" line at Fred once he starts bitching at you to move your position away from the field.

[SoCalBronco]

My new-season grace period is officially in effect. I'll not badmouth shanny's playcalling until he blows a game with it.

It's all optimism, baby!

Shanny's busted.

He's done.

One and done. Again.

[baja]

I used coppertone SPF 30. It wouldn't matter though, I'd sweat a lot of it off and never brought it in with me. I'd just put it on in the car and go in. It's turning to a lovely tan now, so maybe I'll go work my magic with the ladies... :twokisses

bring your bronze ass to Cabo and dinner and bar hopping is on me that's a promise. Really enjoy your effort and expertise. You Rock Khan

[Kaylore]

Hey Kahn what about the Fred report? Is he still on the job?
You know, I took Mock's advice on being kind to him and he's left me alone. There wasn't anyone there today, so he looked out of his element. He told one group of kids to stop "movin' around too much" because their parents weren't near them. ??? Other than that, low key.

[scorpio]

Khan and General Chang are the best Star Trek villains ever. Overall I like The Next Generation and Deep Space 9 better than the original series (I absolutely hate that garbage they call Voyager and Enterprise), but their villians just don't compare for sheer evilness.

[watermock]

Kaylore's avatar isn't the younger Khan, it's after he was exiled to Ceta Alpha 5 and the star of Wrath of Khan.

Khan, can't you just put a worm into Fred's head to make him a little more open to suggestion?

Finally, I don't know how the B-52's are gay, being an all female band...bisexual lesbians maybe, but not that there's anything wrong with that.

[TheReverend]

You know what Im really looking forward to this year? Watching Shannahan shove it up all those doubters asses! Just below, I can't wait to watch the Pats fall apart and just like Brady got all the credit, he'll take all the blame. But of course then he'll go home to his million dollar house, check his bank account and laugh hysterically, then spend the night ****ing his supermodel girlfriend and all her friends, so...

[Kaylore]

So Khan, one of these days you gotta bust out the "The game's not over.......From Hell's Heart I stab at thee" line at Fred once he starts b****ing at you to move your position away from the field.
I almost used the "no...the games not over" quote to start this thread but went with the Wrath title instead.

[TheReverend]

You know what Im really looking forward to this year? Watching Shannahan shove it up all those doubters asses! Just below, I can't wait to watch the Pats fall apart and just like Brady got all the credit, he'll take all the blame. But of course then he'll go home to his million dollar house, check his bank account and laugh hysterically, then spend the night ****ing his supermodel girlfriend and all her friends, so...

You win this round Brady...

[TheReverend]

Finally, I don't know how the B-52's are gay, being an all female band...bisexual lesbians maybe, but not that there's anything wrong with that.

Then whos that guy singing in "Love Shack"?

[dumpy]

Then whos that guy singing in "Love Shack"?


I think it was Trent Green.

[scorpio]

http://www.filmsound.org/game-audio/chang.jpg

"Warrior to warrior. You do prefer it this way don't you? As it was meant to be? No peace in our time."

[SoCalBronco]

Khan and General Chang are the best Star Trek villains ever. Overall I like The Next Generation and Deep Space 9 better than the original series (I absolutely hate that garbage they call Voyager and Enterprise), but their villians just don't compare for sheer evilness.

I never enjoyed the next generation or anything after that. Just TOS and the first six films. Gen. Chang huh? He was a decent villian, a bunch of shakespeare lines. I thought Commander Kruge was the 2nd best villian behind Khan. Christopher Lloyd was very underrated in that role. I loved that battle scene above genesis.

http://www.kriegerimperium.de/Das%20Volk/bilder-volk/Kruge-1.jpg

[Kaylore]

I think it was Trent Green.
How can you not love Dumpy?

[watermock]

That's after the wonderful peeling stage I imagine......nothing the ladies like better than shedding skin, right?? :saywhat:

I really envy you local guys going to camp and all....I'm so football starved that I'm watching the CFL......how bad is that??

Yeah it's football.......sort of. It'll do for now I guess.....isn't the HoF game this monday night??

How amusing. Khan hooks up with a Bronco Cheerleader by loaning some Bling Bling and in the morning leaves a giant, sweaty grease spot and enough skin to feed an army of bed mites.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:6OLJdNYuETEJ:www.medicalsheepskins.co m/images/mite.GIF

[Play2win]

Special teams: I think with as good as todd and maybe even Ernster are, we don't need the coverage to get real good. If we can do "average" and try to bury him the other return guy with kicks, I think that will make us light years better. Oddly they didn't practice returning with them kicking, but used a machine.

But, I thought Todd WAS a Machine. ;D

[SoCalBronco]

You know, I took Mock's advice on being kind to him and he's left me alone. There wasn't anyone there today, so he looked out of his element. He told one group of kids to stop "movin' around too much" because their parents weren't near them. ??? Other than that, low key.

Fred's still running with shields down.

Ofcourse, we are one big happy fleet.

Ahh Fred, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb which states that revenge is a dish best served cold.

It was very cold at camp today.

[Kaylore]

But, I thought Todd WAS a Machine. ;D
Yeah, but this was the other machine.http://tsa.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p282615reg.jpg

[watermock]

Khan, it seems like the only way Ernster will get on the field is a SaurKraut injury or if he can kickoff.

Who's doing the kickoffs?

[scorpio]

Yeah, but this was the other machine.http://tsa.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p282615reg.jpg

You're bringing back painful little league memories. I still have the scars.

[Play2win]

Me too Hogan. I got this feeling Dayne could be our next TD....... That's right you nay sayers the next<b> Terrell Davis!!!!!!!!!!!!! </b>
:crazy: zowie! Yikes! :o


But I thought Maurice Clarett was the next TD... :poke:

[SoCalBronco]

:crazy: zowie! Yikes! :o


But I thought Maurice Clarett was the next TD... :poke:

He is. Now if he can learn to act like TD as well, than we will really be set. :thumbsup:

[Kaylore]

Khan, it seems like the only way Ernster will get on the field is a SaurKraut injury or if he can kickoff.

Who's doing the kickoffs?
That weird tripod thing with two wheels. We'll know tomorrow, hopefully: Special Teams' practice.

[watermock]

If Ernster can boom the ball, or even Todd, it would be a big help on kickoffs. If Ernster can't kickoff, I don't know where we can hide him. I know Minnesota can still use a leg. The HornHeads planned on getting one of the prime kicker/punters, but KC and the Jets stepped on their genitals in front of them.

[baja]

:crazy: zowie! Yikes! :o


But I thought Maurice Clarett was the next TD... :poke:

That is a problm what to do with two TDs.

[Play2win]

He is. Now if he can learn to act like TD as well, than we will really be set. :thumbsup:
No Doubt. TD was a true class act.

[ludo21]

Neither Moc or Dayne are gonna be TD remodels. But they each have their own skills that they will bring to the table. Moc will make the squad, Dayne has a great opportunity, but with other positions a need to have more guys, the RB spot may be cut short. IDK tho, maybe Shanny will keep 4 rb's and only 1 fb in johnson and just have MA be the back up FB.

[scorpio]

As long as we have a healthy MA I don't see a spot on the roster for Fatty Dayne, period.

Dayne = Old and Busted
MoC = New Hotness

[DB-Freak]

As long as we have a healthy MA I don't see a spot on the roster for Dayne, period.

Dayne = Old and Busted
MoC = New Hotness
I believe it's spelled "hawtness".

with a special emphasis on that hawt.

[TheReverend]

I dont see space for Q (Im not mentioning my thoughts on MA because it always turns into a week long argument)

[watermock]

I don't know how you can call Dayne "old" since he was released before his rookie contract was over. MA is old for a back.

[baja]

Regrettably it appears we will have to trade Q for a first round pick. :-)

[Crushaholic]

I dont see space for Q

I don't see a space, either...particularly if Darrent becomes proficient in returning kicks.

[baja]

I don't know how you can call Dayne "old" since he was released before his rookie contract was over. MA is old for a back.

Dayne probably has less carries in his career than TD has in his 2000 yard year.

and they were highway miles at that

[TheReverend]

I don't see a space, either...particularly if Darrent becomes proficient in returning kicks.

I can honestly say Ive never been impressed with a return by Q

[scorpio]

I don't know how you can call Dayne "old" since he was released before his rookie contract was over. MA is old for a back.

Dayne has 5 pro years under his belt, came from a great college program, and hasn't done sh!t in the NFL. MA may be older, but he has actually put up numbers, and if he can he can still ball, I don't see how that's a negative. It's not like we're looking to Dayne to be a long-term investment either.

[TheReverend]

Dayne has 5 pro years under his belt, came from a great college program, and hasn't done sh!t in the NFL. MA may be older, but he has actually put up numbers, and if he can he can still ball, I don't see how that's a negative. It's not like we're looking to Dayne to be a long-term investment either.

I dont think a single one of our 1,000 yard stable could be "effective" in NY under. Half of a players NFL production is timing, anyways.

[scorpio]

I dont think a single one of our 1,000 yard stable could be "effective" in NY under. Half of a players NFL production is timing, anyways.

Be careful, "It's the system and not the back" statements are likely to cause TD's ethereal spirit to haunt your ass. ;D

[Crushaholic]

Dayne is 27 (not old) and never really had a chance to succeed in New Jersey. I'm not saying that he should win the starting job (although, if he truly earns it somehow, I won't be complaining), but I think he'll definitely add to the depth of the spot.

[TheReverend]

Be careful, "It's the system and not the back" statements are likely to cause TD's ethereal spirit to haunt your ass. ;D

Whoa, dont get crazy. I didnt say that. Our backs have ALL been extremely talented. Seriously, Olandis Gary has been great in Buffalo.

[TheReverend]

Ron Dayne will be one Tatum Bell injury away from being a star. Maurice Clarett is 2 injuries away from starting his NFL dynasty.

[baja]

maybe we should trade Bell to Washington for their 1st and 2nd picks in 07

[scorpio]

Whoa, dont get crazy. I didnt say that. Our backs have ALL been extremely talented. Seriously, Olandis Gary has been great in Buffalo.

Gary has played for the Lions the last few years. and hey, he almost had 400 yards in 2003. :hitself:

[watermock]

Picks would be the best route, God knows they don't have any decent players...well, maybe Portis...I've said this before and I'll say it again...if they keep running Portis like a rented mule in a make believe John Riggins re-run, he's going to go down.

[TheNextStep]

Dear Kaylore,

While I will, at every turn, make fun of your team... and while I am, at every moment, jealous of the fact that you're at your team's training camp...

Your reports are awfully cool.

Sincerely,

TheNextStep

[TheReverend]

Gary has played for the Lions the last few years. and hey, he almost had 400 yards in 2003. :hitself:

What a stud... hell even Reuben couldnt break the Lions fierce backfield (pre Kevin Jones/post Barry).

Dont underestimate Dayne. Let him and Bell thunder and lightning it so we can pad their stats and trade them both.

We can have a 50 yr old MA backing up MoC forever.

[TheReverend]

Dear Kaylore,

While I will, at every turn, make fun of your team... and while I am, at every moment, jealous of the fact that you're at your team's training camp...

Your reports are awfully cool.

Sincerely,

TheNextStep

How polite... where did you get steered wrong and become a Raiders fan? Daddy didnt hug you enough?

[Kaylore]

Dear Kaylore,

While I will, at every turn, make fun of your team... and while I am, at every moment, jealous of the fact that you're at your team's training camp...

Your reports are awfully cool.

Sincerely,

TheNextStep
You've made me very happy...The Raiders fans are jealous of the Broncos. !Booya! :Broncos:

[scorpio]

The Raiders fans are jealous of the Broncos. !Booya! :Broncos:

I don't think this is a new development. Nnyah!

[Rock Chalk]

John Engleberger: Boo-yah! This kid camp to play. The kid notched like three or four sacks. He was all over the field today. He really breaks to the seams on some plays. I don't know how I've missed him, but maybe it was the system or just one of the players who play better in the afternoon. Maybe I just missed him, but it was fun to watch him. He's light and quick and that's tough to beat. A nice tackle behind the line. Just overall good hustle. Worry not about Brown.

Ian Gold: He was really playing well. He had two tackles behind the line and stuck with his man pretty well. Our Linebackers suffered in the zone coverage today, including Al Wilson. They didn't close very well. I would say Ian was the best up there (Sorry Slap and SoCal.) He just seemed to be one that was still playing hard at the end of the day.

Guess who was in Bailey's Spot on the first team: Darrent Williams. He plays better in the afternoon. He had some great coverage and generally his guy didn't get thrown to much. No big plays except for the kick off practices. My biggest knock on Darrent Williams is he is too agressive. He gambles a little too much. He'll play off for a pick and get burned. During returns rather than set and secure the ball, he'll try to run into and secure as he moves. This is a big no-no, and he dropped one today because of it. The good news is he beat two guys and broke one through. His body control and quickness is amazing. Luke and Roc were also returning kicks, but they didn't look as good, though all made very deep returns.

I'll do the coverage report now since I'm talking about it already. Coverage was below average (obviously). They rotated a lot of different guys into different slots. I'm not sure what they were doing. One guy appeared to me to miss a block, but the ST coach was congratulating him after the play, so there is something I'm missing about their scheme or something. The rest of this and next week's evening practices is special teams, so be grateful its getting worked on. I'm sure they were just trying guys out today. I certainly hope so.

Man this is what Ive been waiting for right here. This report. Better than I expected, especially combined with the punter report you had a few posts earlier, but Im saddened to hear about our coverage. If we can barely stop Darrent, how we gonna stop Dainty Hall?

We'll gel though. :thumbs: Kaylore.

[TheNextStep]

You've made me very happy...The Raiders fans are jealous of the Broncos. !Booya! :Broncos:

No, no, no, no...

This Raider fan is jealous of ONE Bronco FAN...

There's a world of difference there, my friend...

[Kaylore]

No, no, no, no...

This Raider fan is jealous of ONE Bronco FAN...

There's a world of difference there, my friend...
I see. Well the Raiders are pee pee heads, then.

[baja]

He called his a pee pee head :giggle:

[TheNextStep]

I see. Well the Raiders are pee pee heads, then.
Are not. Shut up, dookie-face.

[watermock]

Pee Wee Head

[Meck77]

**** THE RAIDERS! Let's it get it right fellas. :militia:

[TheNextStep]

Bisected booger brain.







(I actually heard one kid call another kid this...)

[baja]

Bisected booger brain.









(I actually heard one kid call another kid this...)

You need to stop hanging around the play ground in your rain coat

[TheNextStep]

You need to stop hanging around the play ground in your rain coat

Don't tell me what to do with my candy, you pushy bast@rd! It's a free country!

[Atlas]

Agreed im in full blown homer mode now, every other training camp has been terrible for me, but caz of OF1 and khans reports i am having a blast this year, thanks guys! ^5 :notworthy
http://lamar.colostate.edu/~cheppner/char_comicbook.jpg

This is full blown Homer mode

http://xo.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/homer_simpson.gif

[scorpio]

This is full blown Homer mode

http://xo.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/homer_simpson.gif


Homer : Aw ... The Denver Broncos !?!
Marge : I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good.
Homer : Yeah, yeah.
Marge : Well, explain to me why it isn't.
Homer : You just don't understand football, Marge.

[watermock]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:R3Piiz5gB2cJ:http://images5.theimagehosting.com/fat_bastard.jpg

"I eat because I'm unhappy, and am unhappy because I eat too much...Oh the Hell with it, Ill just kill ya..."

[Ballhawk]

Another great report and wonderful reat Khan!!

Looking back on how RD hit a wall last season I expect that no matter how well MA performs, he will be top backup. I am not surprised that he looked a little sluggish because he plays hard but is over the 30 year mark. I do think that Shanny would prefer to get MA around 10 carries a game until the post season run and have him fresh for the playoffs. Each day it looks like MA will be the backup FB also so we may carry 4 RBs and only 1 FB with Hape being jack of all trades once again.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:R3Piiz5gB2cJ:http://images5.theimagehosting.com/fat_bastard.jpg

"I eat because I'm unhappy, and am unhappy because I eat too much...Oh the Hell with it, Ill just kill ya..."

Where did you get the picture of the great Chief defensive tackle Junior Savaii?

[bronco militia]

My new-season grace period is officially in effect. I'll not badmouth shanny's playcalling until he blows a game with it.

It's all optimism, baby!

lol...one rep from me turned 3 black reps into 3 orange reps ..

[noom]

Chad Friehauf: He's still raw and has some mechanics, and accuracy to work on. Nice arm, though. He did goal-line drills (all the teams did) as well as some regular ones. He didn't make any throws into bad coverage, but he didn't make any throws. I kind of felt for him. He's out there and at one point faced the second team defense, and you're just thinking "Wow. Pat Chukwurah is planning on eating him!" They didn't have pads so contact was kept to minimal, but it still was interesting. He got quite a few reps and after a year on the PS I think and 640 bean burritos, I think he'll have a chance to compete.

I'm organizing a bean burrito drive this weekend. Any spare 'Little Juan's' you have laying around your freezer will be appreciated.

[Crushaholic]

lol...one rep from me turned 3 black reps into 3 orange reps ..

Are you sure that you want to admit that you gave positive rep to Telluride? Ha!

[elsid13]

Are you sure that you want to admit that you gave positive rep to Telluride? Ha!


It like admitting that you have Herps to a supermodel, you're about to sleep with.

[bronco militia]

come on...... look at his post?

[Crushaholic]

come on...... look at his post?

His general reputation trumps any individual post. That's all I'm saying. :)

[bronco militia]

His general reputation trumps any individual post. That's all I'm saying. :)


well I guess my +rep is stronger than your -rep Ha!

[DBroncos4life]

well I guess my +rep is stronger than your -rep Ha!


I don't know how that could be. I was under the understanding the higher you are (more rep points) the more powerful your rep becomes. It would make sense though if all the neg rep was equal.

[Rascal]

My understanding is that neg rep doesn't have as much power as positive rep.

Or so I've noticed through detailed analysis.

[Crushaholic]

I don't know how that could be. I was under the understanding the higher you are (more rep points) the more powerful your rep becomes. It would make sense though if all the neg rep was equal.

I rarely give negative rep to anybody, but I know a lot of people do neg rep him and would be upset he was in the positive. That was the whole basis of the (joking) comment.

3 more days to the HOF game. I can't wait...

[bendog]

How's Browner doing?

[bombquixote]

How amusing. Khan hooks up with a Bronco Cheerleader by loaning some Bling Bling and in the morning leaves a giant, sweaty grease spot and enough skin to feed an army of bed mites.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:6OLJdNYuETEJ:www.medicalsheepskins.co m/images/mite.GIF


mock, dude...you're living in your own private idaho. please stop sending postcards.

[bombquixote]

I think it was Trent Green.

Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!
I got me a car, it seats about 20
So come on and bring your jukebox money.

[Rascal]

In other NFL news Todd Pinkston is out for the year after tearing his achilles and Buckhaulter reinjured his knee.

Good news for us...bad for Philly.

[DBroncos4life]

In other NFL news Todd Pinkston is out for the year after tearing his achilles and Buckhaulter reinjured his knee.

Good news for us...bad for Philly.


Buck really hurt his knee?

[Rascal]

Yeap according to the Philadelphia Inquirer and Daily News.

http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/sports/football/12312690.htm

[telluride]

His general reputation trumps any individual post. That's all I'm saying. :)

It's my new attitude. Believe, and it will be. So in my mind Jake has a stellar year, Ashley keeps rising, Todd S. stays sober, and even Todd DeVoe contributes!

Plus, Shanny gets his magic back.

Keep the faith.

[TheNextStep]

mock, dude...you're living in your own private idaho. please stop sending postcards.
I'm sorry, people, but that's damned funny. A one liner like that deserves to be acknowledged. I'll be stealing that line...