Orangeforceone reporting from Dove Valley

[OrangeForceOne]

Ok were here guys, any locals come on down and say hello! Meck, Disco, Pachino will be here all afternoon :wave:

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Ok were here guys, any locals come on down and say hello! Meck, Disco, Pachino will be here all afternoon :wave:

I should be down around 400 with some contributions for the camp warriors.

[OrangeForceOne]

Hola! this is Pacino coming to you live from Dove Valley! The BBQ is roaring the mist..er is, well it's misting, and this afternoon our boys should be working special teams, coverage and returns, hopefully we will get to see a so far impressive Darrent Williams take a few deep into opposing territory. I'm really glad to be able to see Keith Burns leading the coverage team again. I'll give you all the skinny as soon as I can.

[Old Dude]

Thanks! I'm really curious about the return game with Williams on board.

We have a lot riding on this, and a lot to gain if he works out.

[Alkazar]

Damn! So close and yet so far. I'm really close to you guys but at work! I'm up on Inverness Dr E, and only get a 1/2 hour lunch. Man this SUCKS!

[ludo21]

Thanks! I'm really curious about the return game with Williams on board.

We have a lot riding on this, and a lot to gain if he works out.


A lot riding on this?? not really, but if Da can be the return man we hope he can be, no more crappy field postion of the O. And with the punters we have battling it out, the D is definitely gonna be happy and hopefully it will open up some play calls by both coord. !!! :charge:

[Old Dude]

To me a 2nd round pick is a lot.

Especially when you traded away your #1.

[Kaylore]

I'll head over right now! See ya guys in a few!

[Hotrod]

Damn! So close and yet so far. I'm really close to you guys but at work! I'm up on Inverness Dr E, and only get a 1/2 hour lunch. Man this SUCKS!

Dude you dont look so well I think you should take some sick time and head for home ;)

[Spider]

WIL THE DAMN SEASON HURRY UP AND GET HERE ALREADY ..... I hate this time of year .... So close but yet so damn far ........ I am getting a mean streak a mile wide , in Casper if I see someone in a Chiefs or Raiders outfit , my heart fills up with hate .......

[Hotrod]

Spider is in mid season form thats my training camp report Ha!

[RaiderH8r]

Spider is in mid season form thats my training camp report Ha!
ROFL! Damn fine work. Much better than Don Vito Pastabelly.

[OrangeForceOne]

Khan Here. We got meat on the BBQ and the weather is ok...for right now. Some nasty stuff rolling in. Hopefully the weather will hold for ST practices. We'll report more later. GO BRONCOS! :woowoo:

[Spider]

Spider is in mid season form thats my training camp report Ha!
Ha! ......

[Pezman]

This thread is worthless without pictures... of TRAINING CAMP ;D

[SpringStein]

Raining yet? Just started at my office west of Monument. Supposedly will continue all night and tomorrow. High here tomorrow is supposed to be 68.

[Spider]

This thread is worthless without pictures... of TRAINING CAMP ;D
good thing you added the training camp part ;D

[Hotrod]

good thing you added the training camp part ;D

LOL Pez is an old vet he knows better to leave things too far open.

[Spider]

LOL Pez is an old vet he knows better to leave things too far open.
Specialy with guys like you around ;D

[broncosteven]

Damn! So close and yet so far. I'm really close to you guys but at work! I'm up on Inverness Dr E, and only get a 1/2 hour lunch. Man this SUCKS!

You are lucky! I am stuck in IL. My in-laws live in Burbonaiss where DUH Bears camp is. We could stay down there for free & check out Bears but I wouldn't waste my time. I don't even know of any diehard Bear fans that are going this year. If they had some players we would go, as it is I am afraid Urlacker would try to knock up my wife...

Would be fun to throw condoms at him though...

Keep up the reports guys nice to live the experience through all these great reports!

[OrangeForceOne]

Khan here. The camp was canceled today. Too much lightning and whatnot. Fred looked giddy as a school boy about telling eveyone to go home. I feel it appropriate to mention that this is my last cap for the rest of the week until Sunday Monday or more likely Tuesday. I've been going to camp early morning and then going right two work 1-10. I miss my potential Ms. Khan, I'm sunburned (despite liberal coatings of sunscreen) and frankly just worn out. If this was a full time gig I'd be fine, but I need a little break. I'll let you guys know when I'll be going again. I'm thinking maybe Sunday morning or Monday afternoon and for sure Tuesday. Signing off - Khan.



P.S. GO BRONCOS!!!!!!

[SpringStein]

Well deserved time off. We'll miss your reports, thanks for all you have done!!

[clint7]

Unacceptable, Khan! Get back to work! :)

[crazyhorse]

my heart fills up with hate .......

Just after your pants fill up with sh*t.

Spider. You know you are afraid of the Chiefs sweeping the Donks.

You know it, and I know it.

[ak1971]

Just after your pants fill up with sh*t.

Spider. You know you are afraid of the Chiefs sweeping the Donks.

You know it, and I know it.


Why would he be afraid of the Chefs sweeping the Broncos? That will happen , right after he votes for Bush

[OrangeForceOne]

Well it's raining like an sob. Lighting just hit near the field. woah! We are watching XXXII. I don't think any of us realized at the time how good TD and this team were.

Kalore and his buddy showed up. BigGuy thanks for the cold ones.......

**** the chiefs!
**** the raiders!
Furck the chargers!

GO BRONCOS!

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Afternoon Camp report: Meck and disco have the "tear down quick before we blow away drill" down solid. Kaylore looked good, but he might want to work on his keyboarding form a little. I think he needs to square his shoulders to the keyboard a little. :)

Have a great time guys. The Broncs are lucky to have such great fans.

[Play2win]

Khan here. The camp was canceled today. Too much lightning and whatnot. Fred looked giddy as a school boy about telling eveyone to go home. I feel it appropriate to mention that this is my last cap for the rest of the week until Sunday Monday or more likely Tuesday. I've been going to camp early morning and then going right two work 1-10. I miss my potential Ms. Khan, I'm sunburned (despite liberal coatings of sunscreen) and frankly just worn out. If this was a full time gig I'd be fine, but I need a little break. I'll let you guys know when I'll be going again. I'm thinking maybe Sunday morning or Monday afternoon and for sure Tuesday. Signing off - Khan.



P.S. GO BRONCOS!!!!!!

Thanks a ton for all your reports. If its this fun already, can you imagine how Gameday is going to be with a crew like this.

Your reports were great, you should see if you can get something out of them, maybe for down the road or something like that. Lord knows they were better than just about anything else out there, in fact, they ROCKED!!!

I also want to thank you for helping me not go through withdrawls again. I started to get the shakes, but as soon as these reports came out, they eased them out.



AHhhh, the life of a Football Junkie...

:crazy: :undecided !Booya!

[Broncoman13]

Khan I respect your reasons but we are sure going to miss your reports. I'm like a fiend waiting for that 12 noon fix everyday. I think I know your plan now. Get us hooked... backoff a little and then charge us 500% of FMV! You could always tell the future Mrs. Kahn that you have a few hundred "friends" that are counting on you and you can't let us down. For the sunscreen perhaps you could get one of those super geeky umbrella hats... gotta keep the hands free for notes! As for work... who needs it, I'm sure between all of us Maners we could support you... my idea so the rest of you need to pitch in! ;D Seriously though, thanks for all of the reports. You did a great job and were, besides coming home to my wife and kiddos, the highlight of my day. I LOVE YOU MAN! lol

Who is there that can give it there all and try to fill those supersized Khan shoes?

[SoCalBronco]

Khan, go and relax for as long as you want. You have done a great job and we are very appreciative of your great reports this past week.

[Kaylore]

Thanks guys. I appreciate the understanding. I'm just fried. It's fun for me to go, so after I do some other things and rest, I'll start getting anxious and head out again.

[Pezman]

Thanks guys. I appreciate the understanding. I'm just fried. It's fun for me to go, so after I do some other things and rest, I'll start getting anxious and head out again.

Thanks for the great updates bro. I was on vacation for the past few days and havent been able to keep up but your stuff got me back in-line on the news! Mucho appreciated :thumbsup:

[OrangeForceOne]

We're still here waiting for camp to start. Its 7:08. Beer is cold and the Brisket is hot....

GO BRONCOS!

[Hogan11]

Damn I envy you guys......

[OrangeForceOne]

Looks like it might be an all nighter!

ak1971 signing out


GO BRONCOS!

[ludo21]

Thanks guys. I appreciate the understanding. I'm just fried. It's fun for me to go, so after I do some other things and rest, I'll start getting anxious and head out again.

Definitely a well-deserved break!! This is by far the funnest Off-season for me caz of your inside scoop. PLus the MAne Rox!! :militia:
- rest well, and come back soon, thanks a bunch :blowhorn:

[OrangeForceOne]

Rest??? What is rest???

Its 8:34 all is well at Dove Valley

[OrangeForceOne]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/ak1971/DSC00414.jpg

The Dove Valley Bar is open!

[watermock]

I have yet to see anyone on that bus that isn't at least slightly overweight. I am too, I guess it comes with the territory. It's good to know you only serve vegan Meck. Ha! Hand me the mustard for that sausage...yummmy

Nice digs for sure. Sounds like everything is pretty much done. I guess your going to get some new tires. Those won't be cheap, but probably a good investment. Those tires have to have some dry rot.

With all the money your have poured into that thing, it might be wise to have the tires inspected. I dunno how old they are, but it would be tragic to have a failure. Looks like you got kinda lucky last time on an offroad. I dunno, maybe they are fairly new. What is the date on them?

That thing has air brakes right?

[Kaylore]

I have yet to see anyone on that bus that isn't at least slightly overweight. I am too, I guess it comes with the territory.
I'm not. That may be my only gripe with the OF1 crew: They only have one picture of me up, and I'm hidden behind the large Limo Driver! :-[

[watermock]

Yeah, but isn't the pickings a little slim on Ceta Alpha 5? We will get some meat on those bones soon enough if you keep hanging out in OF1.

[Kaylore]

Yeah, but isn't the pickings a little slim on Ceta Alpha 5? We will get some meat on those bones soon enough if you keep hanging out in OF1.
...and those worms. Yes, OF1 tailgate is as almost as dangerous to your heart as it is delicious....almost.

[ak1971]

I have yet to see anyone on that bus that isn't at least slightly overweight.


Mock I know you love cat sex....but thats my girl in that photo! dem are fighting words!

[watermock]

Hey, I said slightly right? I'm 20 pounds overweight. I shouldn't weigh 190 at 5-9.

Looks like my beans are getting a needed drink tonight. Bad thing is, we just sprayed. I does kinda wash the ahpids off the beans into the mud tho. Washes off the pesticide tho.

[Broncoman13]

Mock I know you love cat sex....but thats my girl in that photo! dem are fighting words!


I'm pretty sure you're joking but I think Mock meant that as... you guys have the good life, eating well and drinking cold brews while only a stone throw away from the Broncos. The good life indeed!!!

[OrangeForceOne]

We need some tailgate stuff!!!!!!! Can anyone come to Dove Valley tonight?????

[OrangeForceOne]

I'm pretty sure you're joking but I think Mock meant that as... you guys have the good life, eating well and drinking cold brews while only a stone throw away from the Broncos. The good life indeed!!!


um...excuse me...this is AK...shes hot and really off limits

[Broncoman13]

No backdoor DD's on the mane! Use a cell phone for that stuff... there's kids here! :D

Hmm, perhaps I'm confused by "stuff".....

OF1, I think I'm gonna be able to make it up to Denver for a game this year. Suffice to say, I'll be finding you folks and plan on having a great time. I hate to intrude, but there's no way I'm going to a Bronco game in Denver without going on THE OF1!!!

[Broncoman13]

um...excuse me...this is AK...shes hot and really off limits


Ughh... who's talking about her??????????????????????????

[watermock]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/ak1971/DSC00414.jpg

You have to admit, this isn't a Veronica's Secret catwalk. I don't care one bit. don't get all hostile on my ass. I don't want to get my nose punched in when I make it out there.

[Broncoman13]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/ak1971/DSC00414.jpg

You have to admit, this isn't a Veronica's Secret catwalk. I don't care one bit. don't get all hostile on my ass. I don't want to get my nose punched in when I make it out there.



I'm no rocket scientist but I'd probably stop now if your goal is to avoid that punched in nose when visiting in Denver! Dude is obviously getting a little frustrated, let it be!

[ScottXray]

Khan here. The camp was canceled today. Too much lightning and whatnot. Fred looked giddy as a school boy about telling eveyone to go home. I feel it appropriate to mention that this is my last cap for the rest of the week until Sunday Monday or more likely Tuesday. I've been going to camp early morning and then going right two work 1-10. I miss my potential Ms. Khan, I'm sunburned (despite liberal coatings of sunscreen) and frankly just worn out. If this was a full time gig I'd be fine, but I need a little break. I'll let you guys know when I'll be going again. I'm thinking maybe Sunday morning or Monday afternoon and for sure Tuesday. Signing off - Khan.



P.S. GO BRONCOS!!!!!!

Well deserved rest. Thanks for the great reports! Feel like the 1300 miles from there to here is just over the hill. also , have to keep the potential Ms happy...hope shes a bronco fan. :charge:

[watermock]

Have you invited Fred onto the bus yet? You have to befriend a mean dog before you can tame him. Give him a frosty and a sausage and he will be your friend for life.

[Broncoman13]

Yeah, but for god's sake don't give him any alcohol... your tires will be toast for sure!!!

[watermock]

If Fred really that bad? I know the personality type, I'm just surprised they put up with him. I guess they need a mini-napoleon, but so many times, these types come off like a Chihuawah. No use ruffling this Rooster's feathers. Better to just chop his head off at earliest convenience.

[OrangeForceOne]

10:09 pm. Security said it's time to go. We'll be at the park nearby.

Breakfast served at 8:00am.

Signing off for now............

OrangeForceOne

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/ak1971/DSC00414.jpg

The Dove Valley Bar is open!


You should rename the "OrangeForceOne" to the "Pimp OrangeForceOne"

[OrangeForceOne]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/ak1971/DSC00415.jpg

11:07pm and all is well.............

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/ak1971/DSC00415.jpg

11:07pm and all is well.............


What happened to the girl? Did she grow an orange Afro?

[watermock]

Hard to believe it's only been slightly over a year since you started on that thing. It's allready starting to have that "lived in" look. I dunno if you have had the tires inspected, it would be a shame to have a blowout with so much invested. That's going to be expensive, but probably worth it, unless they look good. Looks like you have it pretty much trimmed out. Pretty impressive.

[ak1971]

no..we are home now...all is well. OF1 is still loud as hell

[kent156]

sounds like you'll had a good time

GO BRONCOS!

[watermock]

no..we are home now...all is well. OF1 is still loud as hell

I heard Meck put in a bigger amp or something. :woowoo: Shouldn't be a problem outside the stadium as much as at Dove Valley.