View Full Version : Why your team won't win the Super bowl
Billy Clyde Puckett
08-03-2005, 10:02 AM
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/3830736?GT1=6773
Kansas City Chiefs: If free-agent defenders don't live up to billing, the head coach will be referred to as Ick Vermeil.
Mediator12
08-03-2005, 10:04 AM
ROFL! San Diego Chargers: They'll be good, but coach Marty Schottenheimer has been even more overmatched in January than your Visa statement.
crazyhorse
08-03-2005, 10:06 AM
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/3830736?GT1=6773
Kansas City Chiefs: If free-agent defenders don't live up to billing, the head coach will be referred to as Ick Vermeil.
Plummer has the pocket presence of lint. :dunk:
I'll have to remember that.
Tom A Hawk
08-03-2005, 10:07 AM
Denver Broncos: The defensive line is gunning for help from Triple-A Cleveland, but QB Jake Plummer still has the pocket presence of lint. Hilarious!
Billy Clyde Puckett
08-03-2005, 10:08 AM
Indianapolis Colts: The offense is remarkable, but the best linebacker in town is Ron Artest.
bronco militia
08-03-2005, 10:12 AM
Indianapolis Colts: The offense is remarkable, but the best linebacker in town is Ron Artest.
doh!
bwhahahaha!
brncs_fan
08-03-2005, 10:42 AM
How about this one for the Colts:
The colts still have Manning, unfortunatly they still have his contract too.
gunns
08-03-2005, 11:52 AM
Plummer has the pocket presence of lint. :dunk:
I'll have to remember that.
Well let's see both Plummer and Green finished in the top 10 for pass attempts, completions, TD's, and passing yards. And Green had only 3 less INT's than Plummer, yet more fumbles and was sacked twice as much behind a much better line. Hmmmmmmm, clean out that belly button crazy.
Kaylore
08-03-2005, 12:02 PM
ROFL! San Diego Chargers: They'll be good, but coach Marty Schottenheimer has been even more overmatched in January than your Visa statement.
This was my favorite.
redrage
08-03-2005, 12:03 PM
Well let's see both Plummer and Green finished in the top 10 for pass attempts, completions, TD's, and passing yards. And Green had only 3 less INT's than Plummer, yet more fumbles and was sacked twice as much behind a much better line. Hmmmmmmm, clean out that belly button crazy.
According to this board stats are for losers. Or are you ready to admit Marino was a better QB than Elway?
RaiderH8r
08-03-2005, 12:06 PM
Kansas City Chiefs will run out of pampers and hankies by week 4 and phone it in for the rest of the season.
Billy Clyde Puckett
08-03-2005, 12:20 PM
Honest to god's truth, I saw a guy in a squaw hat the other day leaving Csotco with a whole cart full of Depends.
gunns
08-05-2005, 08:01 PM
According to this board stats are for losers. Or are you ready to admit Marino was a better QB than Elway?
Chief fans will always respond to stats. It's the only way to get some glory albeit individually for them.
watermock
08-05-2005, 08:05 PM
Honest to god's truth, I saw a guy in a squaw hat the other day leaving Csotco with a whole cart full of Depends.
No wonder our troops are short of baby wipes.
DarkHorse30
08-05-2005, 09:12 PM
Well let's see both Plummer and Green finished in the top 10 for pass attempts, completions, TD's, and passing yards. And Green had only 3 less INT's than Plummer, yet more fumbles and was sacked twice as much behind a much better line. Hmmmmmmm, clean out that belly button crazy.
good call. Let's also remember that Green dumped the ball off about every third play to Tony Gonzo. Any guesses on whether Vermeil's boy is probably about a good a QB as Dilfer.....or Brister?
Arkie
08-05-2005, 09:26 PM
Ronnie, who teamed up with "Cadillac" Williams at Auburn, is working with "VW Bus" Williams in South Florida.
watermock
08-05-2005, 09:59 PM
I heard Jose Canseco is joining the Raiders.
Taco John
08-05-2005, 10:49 PM
Atlanta: It's easier to catch herpes than to catch Michael Vick, but Vick passes gas better than he passes a football.
MajikMan7
08-06-2005, 12:18 AM
I heard Jose Canseco is joining the Raiders.
Yeah, I heard him and Bo Jackson were going to team up and show all the Raiders how to use steroids.