watermock
07-26-2005, 02:15 PM
This a bycycle tour across Iowa that occasionally goes thru my town. Today the monster in in full force, maybe some have heard of it. It's not a race, it's like a moving circus. I'm sure some race for the thrill, but whatever.
I have the cat in lockdown and he's not going out till the herd leaves tommorow morning. Last time Tom Arnold stayed next door. This guy has to be the biggest prick in history. Not only does he rent the house for his stay,(when most everyone camps or gets a room occasionally) he has a freaking box truck with two Harleys in a seperate trailer. Your supposed to ride a bike you fat ass. It's not a motorcycle ride. The only thing more funny would of been to see Rosanne on his hog.
I told him he was an overgrown pile of garbage last time. heh. He wasn't amused. Oh, and he had a small army of goons, 4 I counted, just to let him be a total asshole. Last time I had my kid with me so we ventured around. They come banging on the door to use the shower as well. I told them they could use the garden hose this time if they left 5 bucks. That pretty much chased them off. A friend of my mom's made 1000 sandwiches and everyone stopped midtown and she had 999 sandwiches left and lost about a grand. She was east of where everyone stopped and lost a ton of money. Needless to say, it was free food for awhile.
I'm sure this is immaterial, but it's quite an event here, for one day. It's like 25,000 riders coming thru. Even Scooter/Beezer knows to take cover. BTW, how many people give their cat a demonic name and a relatively benign name?
Well, Beezlebub is his street cred. I can't let him out there without front sabres, no balls and no cred. I have cut him to pieces, the least I can do is give him a badass name.
I have the cat in lockdown and he's not going out till the herd leaves tommorow morning. Last time Tom Arnold stayed next door. This guy has to be the biggest prick in history. Not only does he rent the house for his stay,(when most everyone camps or gets a room occasionally) he has a freaking box truck with two Harleys in a seperate trailer. Your supposed to ride a bike you fat ass. It's not a motorcycle ride. The only thing more funny would of been to see Rosanne on his hog.
I told him he was an overgrown pile of garbage last time. heh. He wasn't amused. Oh, and he had a small army of goons, 4 I counted, just to let him be a total asshole. Last time I had my kid with me so we ventured around. They come banging on the door to use the shower as well. I told them they could use the garden hose this time if they left 5 bucks. That pretty much chased them off. A friend of my mom's made 1000 sandwiches and everyone stopped midtown and she had 999 sandwiches left and lost about a grand. She was east of where everyone stopped and lost a ton of money. Needless to say, it was free food for awhile.
I'm sure this is immaterial, but it's quite an event here, for one day. It's like 25,000 riders coming thru. Even Scooter/Beezer knows to take cover. BTW, how many people give their cat a demonic name and a relatively benign name?
Well, Beezlebub is his street cred. I can't let him out there without front sabres, no balls and no cred. I have cut him to pieces, the least I can do is give him a badass name.