What your adopted bronco going to do this season

[elsid13]

What your adopted bronco going to do this season:

Now that adoption thread is going, it time for you to post what you’re player will do this upcoming season. Co-adoption players, each mane member “parent� can have their own opinion. I’ll start:

Pryce - 15 sacks, 45 tackles, 13 tackles for loss, two fumble recovers.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

I missed the boat on adopt a bronco. :moody:

[orange crusher]

The best kept secret in the NFL (Tatum) is going to bust out this year. I'll go with 1,600 yards, 12 TDs. I would have given him better stats, but there's a lot of depth there and there's no use wearing him out.

[Arkie]

The Goat will catch 46 balls for 649 yards and 4 TDs.
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The Old Wise One will show the young Padawans the path to greatness.

[Jason in LA]

Shanahan will be coach of the year...well, he'll deserve it but get shafted by some coach that takes a bad team and makes them look good. Isn't that who always wins coach of the year?

Shanny will prove everybody wrong. He brought in a ton of talent. The only question mark is health. Especially on the D line. But that isn't as big of a problem because he brought in so many of them. They'll all see limited action because of the rotation. That'll limit the chances of injuries, and keep them all fresh during games. The D line will be a strength on this team. The Shanny haters will be eating crow.

The O is just about the same. Bell makes them more explosive. Shanny is going to look like the mastermind when Bell goes for 1600 yards and 12 TDs, like Orange Crusher predicted.

By seasons end, after the Broncos have won their 3rd Super Bowl, people will be talking about Shanny going into the HOF. A 3rd Super Bowl title would make him a shoe in.

[ØrangeÇrush]

Roc Alexander: 12 Pass Break-ups, 4 Ints, 34 tackles, 2 sacks and a partridge in a pear tree.

[Atlas]

http://www.denverbroncos.com/resources/custom/Team/nalen_mug.jpg

Nalen will continue to anchor one of the best lines in the league. I also predict he will get a hair cut.

[GreatBronco16]

My waterboy will get water to everyone who is thirsty in a timely manner. Nobody will have a heatstroke as long as my waterboy is on the job.

[Smilin Assassin]

Nate Jackson will compete, and that's all we can ask him to do.

He's done everything we've asked him to in the offseason. He's added some weight which we feel will help him make the transition to TE. He's also shed the #14 jersey, which we feel was really holding his progress back.

Anytime a guy come is and works as hard as Nate has in the offseason, that's what you look for....

[eddie mac]

http://www.denverbroncos.com/resources/custom/Team/nalen_mug.jpg

Nalen will continue to anchor one of the best lines in the league. I also predict he will get a hair cut.

Out of your 2 pics Atlas I think I'll bunk up with the one on the left.

[Hercules Rockefeller]

Courtney- He'll stay healthy and start every game, ending the season with 9 sacks and a couple forced fumbles.

[Atlas]

Out of your 2 pics Atlas I think I'll bunk up with the one on the left.

Nalen is an ugly m@#$%^&*()*^.

He is perfect for the Oline.

[epicSocialism4tw]

Jake Plummer

He will have another quietly successful season while dealing with his turnover issues. It was largely ignored that he broke an Elway record last season and tied another in significant passing categories: yards (4089) and TD's (27).

Jake is a winner and a good leader. I think that he will continue to work the bootleg well and get balls to Putz and Rod. It's up to Watts and Lelie to get those intermediate routes down. Ash willl get his too.

With the defense that we have this season, All Jake needs to do is get the ball in the endzone without too many mistakes.

Predicted statistics: 4200 yds / 28 TD's / 17 ints / 89.5 QB rtg /3 rushing TD's

[baja]

Q will slowly work his way up the depth chart. His quickness will return and Bobby Turner will solve the fumble problem just like he has with every other new back he has coached. Turner will also rebuild Q's confidence allowing him to become a specialty back and third down force. He will make a name for himself in the NFL, it might not be with the Broncos but he will play somewhere and maybe even start somewhere. People here gave up too quick on Q and he will prove you all wrong assuming he is 100% recovered.

[baja]

Out of your 2 pics Atlas I think I'll bunk up with the one on the left.

Put Nalan and Shanny together and you got two good eyes

[Kaylore]

Watts: He'll have 50 catches for 600 yards and five TDs

Lynch: He'l have two sacks, 2 ints, and one forced fumble.

Darrent Williams. He'll have one int, average 17 yards per return and take one to the house.

Larry Coyer: He'll have a top 3 defense, and be ignored by he national media.

Kathryn Kainer: She will be continue to be hot, and beg me to make out with her.
http://www.denverbroncos.com/resources/custom/Cheerleaders/2004/kainer_2004.jpg

[Atlas]

Kathryn Kainer: She will be continue to be hot, and beg me to make out with her.
http://www.denverbroncos.com/resources/custom/Cheerleaders/2004/kainer_2004.jpg

uh.... yeah

[Kaylore]

uh.... yeah
It was a joke Atlas.

[elsid13]

Watts: He'll have 50 catches for 600 yards and five TDs

Lynch: He'l have two sacks, 2 ints, and one forced fumble.

Darrent Williams. He'll have one int, average 17 yards per return and take one to the house.

Larry Coyer: He'll have a top 3 defense, and be ignored by he national media.

Kathryn Kainer: She will be continue to be hot, and beg me to make out with her.
http://www.denverbroncos.com/resources/custom/Cheerleaders/2004/kainer_2004.jpg


We can all dream. I just wanted to have her picture posted again

[Atlas]

It was a joke Atlas.

I know it was a joke how could she make out with you when she is staying here at my house

[epicSocialism4tw]

[QUOTE=Kaylore]Watts: He'll have 50 catches for 600 yards and five TDs

Lynch: He'l have two sacks, 2 ints, and one forced fumble.

Darrent Williams. He'll have one int, average 17 yards per return and take one to the house.

Larry Coyer: He'll have a top 3 defense, and be ignored by he national media.

Kathryn Kainer: She will be continue to be hot, and beg me to make out with her.
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I think that that is reasonable. Even if Denver's D proves to be the best and most intimidating in the NFL, the media darlings will still get the press (Ravens, Pats, Eagles, etc.)

[ØrangeÇrush]

Roc Alexander: 12 Pass Break-ups, 4 Ints, 34 tackles, 2 sacks and a partridge in a pear tree.

I forgot to mention that he'll go probowl on mannings ass in the playoffs. With tremendous heat and pressure coming at him, manning throughs up some pretty birdies. Roc takes his biatch ass to the house twice and picks off another two.

[Broncoman13]

Courtney Brown is looking at playing at full health the first 4 games of the season. In that span I see him going for 5 sacks with 2 forced fumbles and 4 tackles for a loss. He will suffer some type of minor injury, my guess a pulled muscle. He will sit for 4 weeks... not b/c he can't go but b/c the Broncos want him healthy for the 2nd half of the season. He will then remain healthy but rotate more. During the last half of the season he will go for an additional 7 sacks giving him 12 for the season. We will all be wondering what kind of production he would have had if he hadn't missed those 4 games. He will lead the team in sacks but mainly b/c guys like Warren, Pryce, Engleberger and Ekuban will all even out with between 5 and 8 sacks each. Brown will be the unsung hero to a very opportunistic defense. Turnovers and INT's will increase by 60-70% this year and a big reason will be b/c of his pressure.

My friends, you're looking at 20 INT's this season and another 16 fumble recoveries.

[Kaylore]

Watts: He'll have 50 catches for 600 yards and five TDs

Lynch: He'l have two sacks, 2 ints, and one forced fumble.

Darrent Williams. He'll have one int, average 17 yards per return and take one to the house.

Larry Coyer: He'll have a top 3 defense, and be ignored by he national media.

Kathryn Kainer: She will be continue to be hot, and beg me to make out with her.


I think that that is reasonable. Even if Denver's D proves to be the best and most intimidating in the NFL, the media darlings will still get the press (Ravens, Pats, Eagles, etc.)
I know. Sad but true. ~Popps~

[-Slap-]

I know it was a joke how could she make out with you when she is staying here at my house

Always the last to know.......:)

[DB-Freak]

Gain around 400 yards and 3 TDs.

10+ catches with 150 yards and 1 TD.

[Atlas]

My friends, you're looking at 20 INT's this season and another 16 fumble recoveries.


20 ints would be amazing

[Needa Pass Rush]

http://www.denverbroncos.com/resources/custom/Images/Top%20Stories/2005/engelberger_071405.jpg

John Engelberger 47 Tackles (solo & asst), 8 sacks, 1 int, 4 forced fumbles and 2 fumble recovery.

[Dr. Broncenstein]

Anyone adopt Myers? He's mine if not.... I missed the boat last year....

[illbroncsfn]

Sauerbrun-

89 punts- 47.2 yd/punt average
23 punts inside 20 yd. line
Drink 12 pack Fat Tire/day

[JunkyardWillie]

DJ Williams will have 120 Tackles, 5 Sacks, 4 ints (1 returned for
TD), 4 FF, and will put TrInt Green in the hospital...

[ZachKC]

I imagine he will take an English class or two.

[longtimer]

I'll Take Big Money Gerald Warren, He will be the key to a dominating deffense. I see 10 sacks, 15 tackles for loss and a total of 80 tackles plus 1 Int.

[fontaine]

Kennoy Kennedy and Reggie Hayward will make the pro-bowl garnering two 3rd round comp picks for us in the next draft (Reggie will be a pro-bowl alternate after Pryce declines to go to the pro-bowl to rest his shoulder injury because he had so many sacks!)

:dummy: :homer:

[Mediator12]

Karl Paymah will have three big hits on ST's causing fumbles. The first will be against Dante Hall in denver on Monday night as Sauerbrun punts a few into the upper deck. The Refs will throw a flag however claiming he was "Horse collared", so instead of a fumble recovery KC ends up with the ball at midfield. Later that week, Paymah receives a threatening letter from the league saying Denver Secondary players are now on a short leash and must remove the flag from the players new belts. Any hitting whatsoever leads to the "referees descretion" to eject them from the game.

After much off field counseling, Karl returns in time to play New England. Vowing never to pull a "Deltha", He tackles David Terrrell in the waning moments as the ball sails out of the endzone being uncatchable. The penalty is assesed anyway and Karl blocks the FG attempt of Vinatieri. Game over. Later that week, the league decides that Paymah should have been ejected per their earlier instructions. They force Denver to forfeit a played game and Bookies all over the country put out an open hit on Tagliabue and Gene Upshaw.

Paymah returns from his four game suspension just in time to play the Chiefs in Arrowhead. Dante Hall has a mysterious pre-game illness and does not dress for the game. This time Paymah lays out Samie Parker after grabbing his flag. Luckily, the hits on Tags and Upshaw have been carried out and now Slap has been promoted to league President after many intimidated employees resign. In a letter to Paymah after the incident, Slap concludes he should have been suspended for grabbing the flag first but he gets probation since that was his first offense in the new era.

Paymah earns his first Start against Oakland in the nickel package. Collins tosses two picks his way early in the second half after Moss decides to leave at halftime since they are down by a FG.

Finally, after Denver beats the Jets at Home in the playoffs Karl Squares away on the Soft Colts WR's in Mile High. In a brutal snow storm, he spins Reggie Wayne around at the LOS and Gerrard Warren pancakes him in the Zone Blitz. Wayne finishes the game on the sidelines complaining of Brain Freeze from snow inhalation. In the Superbowl, Karl faces the mighty Vikes WR's. He picks off a pass after Nate Burleson plays hot potato with it and John Lynch levels him. He takes it to the house and scores the only TD in a 16-9 win. Paymah becomes the first Rookie CB to win the Superbowl MVP.

Yeah, that works for me :peace: :pigsfly: :charge: :homer:

[Sean]

He picks off a pass after Nate Burleson plays hot potato with it and John Lynch levels him.

That's my boy!

[Master___Pain]

My adopted Bronco, Matt Mauck, will play is ass off in the preseason, allowing Shanny to dump Kannel and relegate Muttlee to the PS yet again.

[fontaine]

My adopted Bronco, Matt Mauck, will play is ass off in the preseason, allowing Shanny to dump Kannel and relegate Muttlee to the PS yet again.

Muttlee!?

LOL

[SouthStndJunkie]

I'll Take Big Money Gerald Warren, He will be the key to a dominating deffense. I see 10 sacks, 15 tackles for loss and a total of 80 tackles plus 1 Int.

Sorry longtimer, I claimed him last week. (See thread at top of main page for the full list.)

I see him getting 7-8 sacks and generally wreaking havok in the middle, opening things up for his fellow defenders.

SSJ

[Rascal]

Ekuban will wreak havok and let loose the dogs of war...something along those lines.

[Tredici]

Look for opportunities to take his jersey off....

[MT-Tdawg]

Big Al's stats will look something like this

90 tackles, 3 sacks, 2 int's.

Al probably won't break 100 tackles because DJ and Gold will also put up good numbers.

[Hotrod]

As badly as my boy Kubes wants to run the 7 wr set on 1st and goal at the 1 he will instead go 2 te and smash the ball in. He also will take the fade route audible away from Plummer.

[RaiderH8r]

Kyle Johnson will continue to bodily remove linebackers from his path while devising new and interesting dance moves for the endzone celebration. 32 receptions, 3 td's and a new dance craze sure to sweep the nation.

[Traveler]

Foxsworth will gradually get more playing time. Eventually takes over for Walls in latter half of season after 4 int performance against the Chefs. 8')

[Disco Man]

BVP#11 Off the bench in 3 games, Brroncos with a nice lead in the 4 quarter. 250 rushing yards, 4 rushing td's, with 2 from the arm!

[Mr. Trout]

Cameron Spikes rides the pine for the first four games. Then Cooper Carlisle goes out with a lacerated spleen. Spikes comes in and paves the way for Tatum the rest of the year. Go Cameron!!