Kubiak unveils the 7 WR offense.

[watermock]

There is a reason QB Jake Plummer will not be calling the signals in 2005. It's not because Shanahan has something up his sleeve for this year. Offensive Coordinator Gary Kubiak commented the day of the QB had ended.

The main set will be a 6 WR set featuring Rod Smith, the undisputed leader on the offense, at QB.

The set will include former TE Dwanyne Carswell at LT, Jake Putzier at TE, Stephen Alexander at TE, with Ashlie Lelie, Jerry Rice and Jarrious Watts.

Kubiak wants to spread the Red Zone again, emulating his success in the red zone from 2004, and who can blame him!

"We had alot of problems spreading the field from the 10 yard line on in, I think this will eliminate this problem"

Asked why Denver brought in two power backs in the offseason, Kubiak offered "Power Backs are for the T-Rex offense...we plan on going with a new direction....Ron Dayne and Clarett were signings by Bang and won't have much of a role in the new offense...."

Asked about Jake Plummer's role now that Rod Smith has been handed the starting QB role, Jake was very diplomatic. "I'm going to shoot him in the groin like that girl in Tennessee...hey I'm just kidding...they deferred my salary into signing bonus, I'm set and could care less, honestly..."

I related news, Warren Sapp and Gerald Warren were accidently confused in a hot dog eating contest, where both were evicerated by a 118 pound Samuri that actually showed heart. Sapp commented that Warren "Needs to show more maturity.."

[Kaylore]

Jake Putzier is my favorite player.

[Bronx33]

I stayed at a holiday inn.............

[Taco John]

Jarrious Watts rules.

[Rausch]

Wow.

Dumbest idea since Mike Martz took over as a HC...

[Sir Mawn]

Dwanyne Carswell should be Ring of Fame material.

[Broncoman13]

Who knew??? How long have Mock and Burger Bill been friends and why the hell is he letting him post on our board?

[TheChamp247]

i really wanna see this and how it works out. confuse the hell out of other teams haveing all wideouts out there even at qb

[Clockwork Orange]

I wonder what veterans like Todd Nalen and Rob Smith will think of this.

[Broncoman13]

They're all on board. Lary Kubiak and Ike Shanahan said it will work and we have to believe!

[Pat Bowlen]

This thread is amazingly horrible.

[FADERPROOF]

Wow.

Dumbest idea since Mike Martz took over as a HC...

Giving Mock the option of posting?

Yes I agree.

[ludo21]

This offensive set would be cool to see. Especially if Jarrious Watts can score a td from Rob Smithh. Great idea by Kubiack

[elsid13]

Some one please lock up the moonshine.

[TheReverend]

Usually like your insane rambles... felt the need to mention how horrible this one was. Please stick to: "Beezlebub is angry. My hat sits on my head. My dick is shriveled."

[watermock]

First it was parody. I was the only one who saw Kubiak run 5 wide on a short field?

Get a clue.

[FADERPROOF]

First it was parody. I was the only one who saw Kubiak run 5 wide on a short field?

Get a clue.

A guy that doesn't know that Watts' first name is Darius and not Jarrious is telling us to get a clue?

[watermock]

When he makes a name for himself I will care. Go wonder "How Ma-Caque tastes".

I misspell some second round choice and your doing this again? The argument is totally valid. Try reading it.

[FADERPROOF]

When he makes a name for himself I will care. Go wonder " how Ma-Caque tastes".

You can find out for me, now start sucking.

[watermock]

Why bother, you have licked it yourself.

[FADERPROOF]

Why bother, you have licked it yourself.

I'm sure you've been fantasizing about it.

[Tombstone RJ]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[Paladin]

I saved a bundle by calling that stupid insurance Company. What is their name again? You know, the one with the lizard?

In Germany, when one of the legal "gals of the night" is getting her annual examination, the healthcare professionals have a sensitive way of remarking upon the condition of their patients. They refer to them as being "overbedded." In many ways, most of Mock's posts are overbedded. It seems like he phucs around with an idea so much that it instantly becomes overbedded. Sort of like a Chef fan fantasy, wouldn't you say?

!Booya!

[watermock]

Since you only managed a crude insult with tons of misspellings, irrational comments and nothing but one coherent insult, I'm very pleased your one of our health care professionals in a humorous thread about Kubiaks offense.

Overbedded? Yeah, like you can actually put down an actuall post? The name is Geico fool. I use State Farm and Progressive respectively, and some Federal insurance. BTW, a parody is meant to be "overbedded" dimwit.

[MadCity]

BTW, a parody is meant to be "overbedded" dimwit.

Actually, a parody is usually supposed to be funny.

Usually.

[Pat Bowlen]

Try reading it.
My point exactly.

[Paladin]

Mock, you are cracking up. You have very little sense of humor anymore. Your material is getting shopworn and sort of out of touch. I knew the name of the insurance company smarta$$, but it was also meant to be funny. When the time comes that you have finished with the plowing in the South Forty and you can shake the redneck Iowa BS and chicken crap outta your brain, bring us something that has any humor in it. Yes, I am from North Central Iowa, and I know exactly what that small town crapola is like. You need new material for insulting people.

For the past several weeks I have observed you calling others dimwits and whatever names your feeble mind can come up with at the time. Your choice of concepts and methods of communicating are primitive at best. Buddy, get a new dictionary. Yours is just too limited.

Heft another beer. You need it. Nnyah!

[watermock]

Mock, you are cracking up. You have very little sense of humor anymore. Your material is getting shopworn and sort of out of touch. I knew the name of the insurance company smarta$$, but it was also meant to be funny. When the time comes that you have finished with the plowing in the South Forty and you can shake the redneck Iowa BS and chicken crap outta your brain, bring us something that has any humor in it. Yes, I am from North Central Iowa, and I know exactly what that small town crapola is like. You need new material for insulting people.

For the past several weeks I have observed you calling others dimwits and whatever names your feeble mind can come up with at the time. Your choice of concepts and methods of communicating are primitive at best. Buddy, get a new dictionary. Yours is just too limited.

Heft another beer. You need it. Nnyah!

First, I have 42,000 posts, so any act gets shopworn. I'm not sure what you have brought to the table, maybe you can explain it to me. It wasn't meant to be comedy really, it was thinly veiled sarcasm at out offensive philosophy in the redzone. Just so you will understand it, Denver was typically going with idiotic Redzone formations. When your redzone threat is Hape, it shows several things. First, inside the 20, Denver would try to flood the field with 5 recievers. Inside the 6, we would pull Jake to the right, stop and throw back to a wide open Hape. That's our goal line offense? Yeah, I imagine you know the name of an isurance company, with the cavemen right? Chicken with mango sauce, I'm not having anything. Fact is you managed your post.

BTW, I don't have a "south 40". I wish I did. It's more like 4000. Don't even bother with that. Where you are from is irrelevant, but the tempation is there. I try not to call people dimwits...you are showing the perfect example. Being near Mason City doesn't make you exactly cosmopolitan. You can think it is. I'm not going to bother. No I'm not a chicken farmer, but what if I was?

This shows me you have no clue whatsoever and have never farmed. There are no chicken farms. All the chicken is mass produced. It's all automated. You know zero. Finally, I'm not in the business to amuse you. You layed more insults than I have in one post. You think Mason City is the center of the Universe, then go at it. I'm not going to bother telling you where you live, it's called. I live around Okoboji, it's called upper class. Your dressing me down? Go down to Forest City and build some Winnebagos. Sort of out of touch? Give an example! Like Kubiak trying to spread the field when in the red zone? So you have "observed" me?

I may be a little around the block, but I've seen more places than you will ever in dream. Excuse me, I'm dealing with the cat who is acting out....

Honesty, why even bother? Your going to call me a chicken shiat smartass when you haven't made it down I-35 yet?

Better yet, why am I defending myself on this thread in the first place?

When you can write at least bad comedy, give me a call.

[TheReverend]

Lets put the pitchforks and torches down for a second, Im switching to Mock's defense. I know ever since Mock came back from wherever he dissappeared to for a few weeks hes been a little... aggressive. I also know that 90% of his posts make zero sense, but occasionally Mock can really put together an incredible post. Granted this one was horrible, but why dont we all leave this thread and pretend it never happened? We'll never get the 5 minutes of our lives back that it took to read this useless argument and horrid parody

[watermock]

The thread was a parody.

What part of it confused you poeple?

[HEAV]

Wow Denfan (aka Fader) and Mock seem to be in regular season shape! Just think only 8 weeks until the season starts!

[Pat Bowlen]

What part of it confused you poeple?
The part where you thought other people would find it funny.

[Kaylore]

...Jake Putzier is my favorite player.

[RunByDesign]

This thread is the equivelant of driving to the nearest service station on a flat tire.

[Great13]

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[Broncoman13]

Actually I thought it was pretty funny and apparently a few other people did too... whether it's laughing at Mock or laughing with him I'll never know, but I'm damn sure laughing one way or another!

[Broncoman13]

BTW, Lique ma-caque still has me cracking up!!!

[watermock]

Life is nothing more than a tragic comedy.

[Ninjafied]

Actually I thought it was pretty funny and apparently a few other people did too... whether it's laughing at Mock or laughing with him I'll never know, but I'm damn sure laughing one way or another!

I kind of liked it too.
Certainly not a horrible attempt at comedy and definitely more entertaining than that guy over at the post. I’d go so far as to say that it might even have more news in it than anything Williamson could put together.

Also, I have a little more insight as to how someone can get over +40,000 posts.

[watermock]

If your manic, you have highs and lows. So it was a low, get over it and post something interesting. Noone is obligated to respond. (except moderators, and they have a bit in my mouth)

[Paladin]

Mock, you are still showing the ill effects of your poor judgement. I did not say that I lived in Northern Iowa, only that I was from there. Yep, I made it all the way to New York, Paris, London, Rome, San Fransisco, LA, and parts of the South. Currently, I live in the West, near a National Park. Your assumption that I am locked into a farm in Iowa is crapola thinking, which is your specialty.

First, there is nothing in my first post that directly insulted you. I said your ideas and concepts are overbedded, and I think they are. I don't give a rats a$$ how many times you've posted here, crap is crap.

I am well aware of the state of the production of chickens, pork, beef and lambs in this country, and I am aware of the problems of the corporate farmers, big and small. My family have been farmers a very long time, since about 1850 in Iowa, in and near the Boone River country. I happen to have relatives who live in Mason City, so your "cute" comments are sort of juvenile at best, and in bad taste at worse. You like to call people dimwits. I think that's because you don't understand what they are talking about, and you are projecting your "nitwitness" onto others.

It is too bad that those who proclaim they are spouting "sarcasm" cannot take a dose of their own medicine. Too bad, Mock. There was a time I thought you had some promise for posting clever comments. Time for you to retire.

[watermock]

Mock, you are still showing the ill effects of your poor judgement. I did not say that I lived in Northern Iowa, only that I was from there. Yep, I made it all the way to New York, Paris, London, Rome, San Fransisco, LA, and parts of the South. Currently, I live in the West, near a National Park. Your assumption that I am locked into a farm in Iowa is crapola thinking, which is your specialty.

First, there is nothing in my first post that directly insulted you. I said your ideas and concepts are overbedded, and I think they are. I don't give a rats a$$ how many times you've posted here, crap is crap.

I am well aware of the state of the production of chickens, pork, beef and lambs in this country, and I am aware of the problems of the corporate farmers, big and small. My family have been farmers a very long time, since about 1850 in Iowa, in and near the Boone River country. I happen to have relatives who live in Mason City, so your "cute" comments are sort of juvenile at best, and in bad taste at worse. You like to call people dimwits. I think that's because you don't understand what they are talking about, and you are projecting your "nitwitness" onto others.

Never mind. I must of gotten under your sking. The thread wasn't even a comment, it was a parody. Second, I don't know where your living now, you said northen Iowa. that doesn't take a genius to figure out. Corporate farming doesn't have a problem, small farmers do. That's why I have to farm over 4000 acres and am looking for more. I don't care where your relatives live. Who said my comments were "cute"? Again, If you want to go over the top because I called you on a stupid comment, that's your right.

It is too bad that those who proclaim they are spouting "sarcasm" cannot take a dose of their own medicine. Too bad, Mock. There was a time I thought you had some promise for posting clever comments. Time for you to retire.

Talk abouit shaking the monkeys cage or teasing the parrot.

[Pat Bowlen]

Talk abouit shaking the monkeys cage or teasing the parrot.
Don't flatter yourself, mock. Monkeys are far more amusing than you, and parrots have a much better command of the English language.

[Paladin]

Point made, old boy. Point made.

[Tombstone RJ]

Don't flatter yourself, mock. Monkeys are far more amusing than you, and parrots have a much better command of the English language.

Damn Pat, your a CEO with some cojones.

[Sodak]

What the hell did I just step in?