View Full Version : Your favorite "Pick Up" Line?
Circle Orange
07-09-2005, 12:03 PM
I have one that's a favorite.
"YUM, YUM, GIMME SOME!!"
The main thing is, you have to holler it at the top of your lungs. And growl it out. Be sure to startle the persson you're yelling at.
*Note This line may only be effective on men. They're usually too shocked to do anything but grin.*
Ladies, this line is most effective on: Construction Workers, Painters, Street Crews and Furniture Movers. Why? Because they don't expect it. Usually they are the ones that stare and holler. So turn it around! I guarantee results (but not what might happen!) :P
For REAL entertainment, try it on marines when they're out jogging!
Kaylore
07-09-2005, 12:50 PM
The following work very well.
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you."
"You have beautiful eyes; did your father have sex with a carrot?"
"Want come see my hard drive? It's not 3.5 inches and I promise it ain't floppy."
"I just crapped my pants, can I get into yours?"
"My love is like diarrhea: I can't hold it in."
"HOT LAVA! HOT LAVA!"
Disco Man
07-09-2005, 12:58 PM
Is that a visa card in your back pocket? It's everywhere I want to be!
Thats a great looking shirt, it would look even better on my floor!
Disco Man
07-09-2005, 12:59 PM
How about .......have you ever taken a ride on space mountain inside a 40 ft. orange bus?
Disco Man
07-09-2005, 01:04 PM
A few weeks ago I was at a bar doing a party with OF1 all I said was "would you like to come outside and do shot on the party bus?" That worked out nice for myself I must say.
Sassy
07-09-2005, 01:11 PM
A few weeks ago I was at a bar doing a party with OF1 all I said was "would you like to come outside and do shot on the party bus?" That worked out nice for myself I must say.
So will we meet her in September :thumbsup: :~ohyah!:
Disco Man
07-09-2005, 01:13 PM
So will we meet her in September :thumbsup: :~ohyah!:
I'd say the chances of that are great.
Rocket 7
07-09-2005, 01:29 PM
Hi, how are you?
Disco Man
07-09-2005, 01:34 PM
uh uh hu huh huh huh.......my name is Beavis..............chili burger eh?
Rocket 7
07-09-2005, 01:39 PM
uh uh hu huh huh huh.......my name is Beavis..............chili burger eh?
Shut up Beavis huh huh huh were like trying to score here
Sassy
07-10-2005, 03:29 PM
I'd say the chances of that are great.
:thumbsup: Very; nice Disco!
Disco Man
07-10-2005, 04:00 PM
Shut up Beavis huh huh huh were like trying to score here
Mr. Anderson is awesome on that show!!!!!
Hogan11
07-10-2005, 05:27 PM
I've been told just saying "Hello" was enough......;D
Disco Man
07-10-2005, 05:33 PM
I've been told just saying "Hello" was enough......;D
That's only if you meet online :thumbsup: Get it!
Sassy
07-10-2005, 05:41 PM
That's only if you meet online :thumbsup: Get it!
That's only at DIA :devil:
So...what's happening boys? Ha!
Mtbrncofn
07-10-2005, 09:50 PM
I've been told just saying "Hello" was enough......;D
Did you "have her at hello" ? ;)
I guess I should have aimed that one at Sassy.
Crushaholic
07-11-2005, 10:27 AM
This actually works best in a medium-size city like Topeka. It may not work in a bigger city...
"Don't I know you from somewhere?"
You try to figure out where you've seen this individual and eventually start talking about mutual interests.
This actually works best in a medium-size city like Topeka. It may not work in a bigger city...
"Don't I know you from somewhere?"
You try to figure out where you've seen this individual and eventually start talking about mutual interests.
Damn, that's pretty good. Did you come up with that yourself?
Hogan11
07-11-2005, 07:32 PM
Did you "have her at hello" ? ;)
I guess I should have aimed that one at Sassy.
Just another victim of the Hogan charm......Hilarious!
Mtbrncofn
07-11-2005, 07:38 PM
You sly devil! :D
Sassy
07-11-2005, 07:43 PM
Just another victim of the Hogan charm......Hilarious!
Hey watch it Hon! :pfbbt: :-/ ;D
L.A. BRONCOS FAN
07-12-2005, 10:57 PM
GM stole mine:
"It's not more than you need - just more than you're used to."
;)
Circle Orange
07-14-2005, 06:18 AM
Here's one that REALLY works, ladies.
Find a cutie and accidentally 'bump' into him. Drop your purse, shopping bag, etc. But make SURE you get some body contact in the bump. Then smile innocently and say "Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to hit you."
This also works on crowded buses. If you're sitting next to a hottie, press the side of your thigh against his when the bus turns (or do a partial body lean). Look at him and say, "Oh I'm sorry, am I squashing you?"
It's amazing how men never seem to mind, especially the 'squashing' part.
PS wear a nice outfit when you do this.
Kaylore
07-14-2005, 12:59 PM
Here's one that REALLY works, ladies.
Find a cutie and accidentally 'bump' into him. Drop your purse, shopping bag, etc. But make SURE you get some body contact in the bump. Then smile innocently and say "Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to hit you."
This also works on crowded buses. If you're sitting next to a hottie, press the side of your thigh against his when the bus turns (or do a partial body lean). Look at him and say, "Oh I'm sorry, am I squashing you?"
It's amazing how men never seem to mind, especially the 'squashing' part.
PS wear a nice outfit when you do this.
Yes. I don't know many men who would mind.
TheManeMan
07-14-2005, 02:11 PM
http://www.bslb.org/members/mbagley/random/Butthead_Lawrence.jpg
" I notice you have braces...I have braces too! " - Beavis and Butt-head do America
Disco Man
07-14-2005, 02:36 PM
http://www.bslb.org/members/mbagley/random/Butthead_Lawrence.jpg
" I notice you have braces...I have braces too! " - Beavis and Butt-head do America
............check it out Mr. Andersons trailer
Circle Orange
07-14-2005, 07:08 PM
Yes. I don't know many men who would mind.
Yes, "squash" does seem to be the vegetable of choice. http://scosoft.com/s/r/2c44848e.gif
Rocket 7
07-16-2005, 11:47 PM
Hey baby come to Butthead
Bronco Yoda
07-17-2005, 11:36 PM
'why yes, that is my Gimer stick.... wanna use the force?'
broncoholic
07-21-2005, 01:33 PM
Wanna go halves on a bastard?
...almost never works.
Rohirrim
07-21-2005, 01:39 PM
Hi. I'm rich.
Never fails.
Or here's another one:
Hi. My nickname is Ten Inch. Do you have a nickname?
FADERPROOF
07-21-2005, 04:21 PM
I've been growing my hair out for over a year now and it's down past my shoulders, so I like going up to chicks and saying "Hi, would you like to have sex with a guy that has longer hair than you?"
Sassy
07-21-2005, 06:00 PM
Does it work ;D
FADERPROOF
07-25-2005, 09:54 AM
Does it work ;D
No, but it's probably not because of the pick up line...
Crushaholic
07-25-2005, 09:58 AM
No, but it's probably not because of the pick up line...
I have a couple of male friends with long hair, and the girls just want to braid their hair, not have sex with them... rofl
FADERPROOF
07-25-2005, 11:47 AM
I have a couple of male friends with long hair, and the girls just want to braid their hair, not have sex with them... rofl
I get that a lot, seriously.
Chicks want to braid my hair all the time, not sure why but they just do.
freak6
07-25-2005, 02:36 PM
I have one that's a favorite.
"YUM, YUM, GIMME SOME!!"
The main thing is, you have to holler it at the top of your lungs. And growl it out. Be sure to startle the persson you're yelling at.
*Note This line may only be effective on men. They're usually too shocked to do anything but grin.*
Ladies, this line is most effective on: Construction Workers, Painters, Street Crews and Furniture Movers. Why? Because they don't expect it. Usually they are the ones that stare and holler. So turn it around! I guarantee results (but not what might happen!) :P
For REAL entertainment, try it on marines when they're out jogging!
What do you have against Marines??
KILL BODIES!!!!!!
RaiderH8r
07-25-2005, 03:59 PM
My favorite is, "Do you want to fvck or do I owe you an apology?"
It's direct and to the point.
Hogan11
07-26-2005, 08:47 PM
Wanna go halves on a bastard?
...almost never works.
It is hilarious though Ha!