What a Send off...How do you want to be put to rest?

[broncosteven]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2101713

I already died & gone to heaven after SB XXXII & Birth of my Daughter (chronological order of course).

Told the wife to creamate me & dump a very small amount of ashes in field of mile high the rest I want dumped on a mountain top somewhere in CO. I was at a game where a cub fan dumped ashes at wrigley & it made a huge mess & he got thrown out. I figured a thimble full is enough, Current field will probablly be paved over in another 30 years anyway to make way for Mile High version 2035.

[doonwise]

I want my wife to pour a cup of my ashes into her Cheerios every morning and, slowly over time, consume all of my remains.

Ah love. ugh!~

[Rock Chalk]

I was watching Futurama last night and the gang crash landed on a planet of Amazonian gigantic women only.

Well, the men were to die by "snu snu" which is basically ****ing. Anyway, Fry and Bender and the little green dude and the Captain of the ship that never wears any pants were all like "WOOHOO".

I dont know, it was pretty funny. Thought I would share it.

[DBroncos4life]

Stuffed and put in a glass case somewhere. ???

[Kaylore]

http://66.49.247.155/BB/showthread.php?t=27591

[Paladin]

Cremated and stuffed anywhere but in an hour glass. I just won't want to work that hard any more.

[epicSocialism4tw]

In the ground so that I can be eaten by later generations of the same parasites and organisms that consumed my loved ones. Our matter will become pieces in the evolution of a community of various organisms and will be changed and propagated on to eternity in the cycle of life. Not only that, but the same factors of creation that created the organization of our bodies will be propagated for as long as our descendants continue to conjugate (with my genes, that is very likely :) ) on into eternity, and those people might contribute their matter to the same group of organisms...anyway...

[Kaylore]

Buried facing toward the east.

[Rocket 7]

Nothing says lovin' like being put in an oven. It's cheaper

[Old Dude]

Just put me on a mule-drawn wagon with a jug at my side and send me off into the desert sunset.

[orinjkrush]

put my ashes in the nosecone of a minuteman, launch and then detonate it in an airburst over Mecca.

[FADERPROOF]

Buried in a Buckeyes jersey.

[epicSocialism4tw]

put my ashes in the nosecone of a minuteman, launch and then detonate it in an airburst over Mecca.


You will need some pigfat in the cone with you.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

I'm trying to figure out how to be buried mooning both Oakland and KC.

[footstepsfrom#27]

Gallon of unleaded and a butane lighter should do the trick. Total cost in todays dollars, about $3.

[ØrangeÇrush]

I'd like to be strapped to a nuke and sent into deep space there to erupt when come into contact with an alien species....muwahahaha....thereby striking at those green skinned SOBs first.

[Crush Girl]

[QUOTE=Kaylore]http://66.49.247.155/BB/showthread.php?t=27591[/QUO

Creepy! Just plain creepy!!

[epicSocialism4tw]

I'd like to be strapped to a nuke and sent into deep space there to erupt when come into contact with an alien species....muwahahaha....thereby striking at those green skinned SOBs first.


What?? ??? :kiddingme :griese:

[Tredici]

I gotta go with the Johnny Carson sentimental funeral. Hefty bag on the corner.

[anthonypacino]

Buried in a Buckeyes jersey.
YES!!!

[RhymesayersDU]

Medevil/Viking style is the way to go!

Put on a raft, pushed out to sea, and then shot with a flaming arrow.

[Pendejo]

I don't know if anyone has mentioned it yet...but the late great Hunter S. Thompson's ashes are going to be blasted out of a huge cannon with his Gonzo symbol (a two thumbed fist clutching a pellet of mescaline) at the top.

[-Slap-]

In the ground so that I can be eaten by later generations of the same parasites and organisms that consumed my loved ones. Our matter will become pieces in the evolution of a community of various organisms and will be changed and propagated on to eternity in the cycle of life. Not only that, but the same factors of creation that created the organization of our bodies will be propagated for as long as our descendants continue to conjugate (with my genes, that is very likely :) ) on into eternity, and those people might contribute their matter to the same group of organisms...anyway...

I had this guy pegged as a communist from day one.

:gimme:

[gunns]

Buried in Bronco gear, with pictures of the people that gave me the most excitement in my life, my children, my grandchildren and Elway.

[broncosteven]

In the ground so that I can be eaten by later generations of the same parasites and organisms that consumed my loved ones. Our matter will become pieces in the evolution of a community of various organisms and will be changed and propagated on to eternity in the cycle of life. Not only that, but the same factors of creation that created the organization of our bodies will be propagated for as long as our descendants continue to conjugate (with my genes, that is very likely :) ) on into eternity, and those people might contribute their matter to the same group of organisms...anyway...

As Joni Mitchel wrote "we are stardust we are golden". Eventually the Universe will either collapse upon itself & Big Bang will start all over again spreading our atoms to new destinies. Other options: it keeps expanding & energy & gravity run out, OR (insert name of your God here) comes back on white stallion to send your soul to heaven or hell...Who knows...

[fontaine]

Homer Simpson (to Marge): "I want to be stuffed and mounted as a constant reminder of our marital vows."

rofl

[Meck77]

Well it kinda depends on how I go out. I'd like the services to be held in the parking lot at the stadium tailgate style. I'd prefer anyone in attendance to be wearing Broncos gear including myself. I'd want it to be a festive event with plenty of cheap beer/tasty bbq/good music. A dozen or so Bob Marley tunes would be perfect and if someone would occasionally yell "Go Broncos" I'd appreciate it.

As far as what to do with my remains it depends. If I die in a fiery crash on the bus then I'd just assume bury me in the bus if it's not worth fixing. I'm not sure where you could drop a big orange casket like that but I'll leave that for my family to figure out.

If I die by other means ( I hope this is the case) then I'd like to be buried on my mountain ranch I hope to own someday. On my tombstone I'd like it to say "Lived life with no regrets".

Broncosteven- It's interesting you mentioned having your ashes spread on the field at Mile High. Infact I have talked to Broncos fans who have had their loved ones ashes spread on the field at the old stadium. Only problem is there is not one single piece of evidence of where the field was or even where the 50 yard line was. I even mentioned this to John and Sandy of the Broncos the other day. I think there should be something that signifies where the stadium was. Not only for the history of Mile High but so those families could have a place to pay their respects. It wouldn't have to be expensive. Maybe there could be a tree, a sign, a couple of old pieces of the stadium?

The Broncos admin said they liked the idea and would give me the right contacts to express this idea to. If any of you feel the same way when the thread comes down the pipe here please put your name on the list. Maybe the Omane can make it happen.

[fontaine]

I don't care how I go as long as I have a good time doing it!
:wiggle:

[Rock Chalk]

Who cares. Once Im dead, whatever's cheapest on the family.

now if you asked how do I want to die? Death by snu snu!

[Tredici]

Who cares. Once Im dead, whatever's cheapest on the family.

now if you asked how do I want to die? Death by snu snu!

Hmmm... I think I just figured out the perfect murder....

[Rock Chalk]

Hmmm... I think I just figured out the perfect murder....
At least that way I get to go as a come :)

[MT-Tdawg]

Hmmm... I think I just figured out the perfect murder....

Death by snu snu should be legal in all 50 states.

[Beantown Bronco]

I'm trying to figure out how to be buried mooning both Oakland and KC.

Easy.....move to the East Coast.