Damn French and Ruskies badmouthing the Hamburger!`

[Taco John]

:cuss:


"The president, chatting to the German and Russian leaders in a Russian cafe, said: "The only thing [the British] have ever given European farming is mad cow." Then, like generations of French people before him, he also poked fun at British cuisine.

"You can't trust people who cook as badly as that," he said. "After Finland, it's the country with the worst food."

"But what about hamburgers?" said Vladimir Putin, the Russian president, referring to America.

"Oh no, hamburgers are nothing in comparison," Mr Chirac said.

Mr Putin and Gerhard Schröder, the German chancellor, laughed. Mr Chirac then recalled how George Robertson, the former Nato secretary general and a former defence secretary in Tony Blair's Cabinet, had once made him try an "unappetising" Scottish dish, apparently meaning haggis.

"That's where our problems with Nato come from," he said.

Mr Schröder and Mr Putin laughed again.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/07/05/wchir05.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/07/05/ixnewstop.html

[SoCalBronco]

Burgers Rock!
Aww, now i am craving for a Tons of Fun Burger from Cheesecake Factory. Those are delicious.

[Taco John]

Vlamir Putin must DIE!


/that's tounge in cheek for all the secret service agents reading this...

[Haroldthebarrel]

It is funny. Americans and europeans all hate or dislike the french but for completely different reasons. the ones who like them always eneamor them for some stupid reason.

[Rock Chalk]

British papers are calling Chirac a racist.

And his response "It was taken out of context"

No it wasnt you french ****nut. You meant it derogatory because you hate the English. The sooner you shoot yourself in the head the better the world will be.

[SoCalBronco]

British papers are calling Chirac a racist.

And his response "It was taken out of context"

No it wasnt you french ****nut. You meant it derogatory because you hate the English. The sooner you shoot yourself in the head the better the world will be.

Rep.

[Taco John]

Focus People!

Putin Is Trashing An American Institution Here!



/;)

[Garcia Bronco]

Frenchy better get his country some AC...because another heat wave is coming. I mean really....is there any country dumber than the french?(Not directed at LABF, he think this is the worst country in the world) Frickin possies.

[ØrangeÇrush]

when fast food joints such as mcdonalds put forth trash and dress it up as a hamburger. Its easy to see why its hated. Saying that, not all frenchmen are bad, too bad they all died in WW2 though.

[orangeatheist]

http://www.otan.us/webfarm/emailproject/cooked%20hamburger.jpg

He who mocks the burger must DIE!

If I could have 'em morning, noon and night I would! LONG LIVE THE HAMBURGER!!!

Just opened a Fat Burger here in the 'Ranch! Woot!!

[Sodak]

Check this.

http://www.moynihaninstitute.org/frenchsuck3.htm

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

France has devolved into just another third world economy. Trouble is they don't know when to shut up. Let them eat their damn snails and drink their crappy overpriced wine.

[scorpio]

Did they say anything about Potato Ole's ??

http://www.tacojohns.hospitalityjobs.hcareers.com/public/profile/tacojohns/image.gif

[Orange4Life]

Frenchy better get his country some AC...because another heat wave is coming. I mean really....is there any country dumber than the french?(Not directed at LABF, he think this is the worst country in the world) Frickin possies.
I thought after the last heat wave the french had surrendered to the sun.

[Clockwork Orange]

I just got back from St. Louis, where I was able to endulge once again in the slice of heaven that is White Castle.

So bite me you commie pinko.

[Rascal]

taking my hamburger out of my mouth....

Nuke em....nuke em all

returns to eating

[sirhcyennek81]

you guys are shocked europeans, who gave us blood pudding, and borsch, and warm beer will denigrate good food?

[Sodak]

you guys are shocked europeans, who gave us blood pudding, and borsch, and warm beer will denigrate good food?

Dude,

Borscht is Good Food...

You just have to know how to make it.

[Hogan11]

when fast food joints such as mcdonalds put forth trash and dress it up as a hamburger. Its easy to see why its hated. Saying that, not all frenchmen are bad, too bad they all died in WW2 though.

That's right...probably Putin's & Chirac's only encounter with a hamburger was at some transplanted McDonald's around EuroDisney somewhere...thus I would understand that reaction since Mc D's is good for absolutely nothing.

Other than that, the hell with them and their miserable opinions. Burgers are cool and even better with cheese and habeneros on them.

[epicSocialism4tw]

British papers are calling Chirac a racist.

And his response "It was taken out of context"

No it wasnt you french ****nut. You meant it derogatory because you hate the English. The sooner you shoot yourself in the head the better the world will be.

I love reading this guys posts just so I can feel that our country is not completely over-run by the PC conscious! God Bless America.

[watermock]

Once Tom Cruise gets done saving us from aliens, and banging that dish of his, we are sending him in to get Bilbo Kraft's ring back from that pickpocket Putin. I knew this guy was trouble the second he was "elected".

Mission Impossible 3: "The 3rd Ring".

It's amusing that Bic razors are owned by France, yet their women don't shave their armpits. French "Parfume" is to cover their B.O. Most American women don't have body hair, in any pit.

It's not hard to make fun of the British. Which was conquored by the French Norman "William the Bastard" and has a sordid history. If anyone researches the Royal Family, it's absolutely appalling. I don't think it trumps Hitler and Stalin tho. And all of them are so self righteous. Every nation has skeletons in the closet, but I'll take our history of leaders and put them up against any other country. The Spanish don't exactly have a free pass either.

The Dutch were master Slave traders. Other than wiping out the Native Americans, and Slavery, our hands are clean. Yikes! Oh, and we had 32,000 nuclear weapons in the 60's, some with 30 MT fusion bombs that would level a mountain. We still have the "big one's" somewhere. They have weird names.

Your dealing with Europeans. It's sibling rivalry. They act all high and mighty, like they have the high road, when their hands are stained with blood. We all are. In many respects, the human race is a triumph yet a collosal disaster. My cat doesn't weigh the political repurcussions about chasing the mouse. It's just a stone cold obligation written thru millions of years of evolution. He doesn't need to weigh the moral implications. The only decision is to bring it in as a trophy or eat it. More than likely, he will bring it in as a trophy and eat friskies. Now that's what I call stone cold logic.

[watermock]

"Mr Putin and Gerhard Schröder, the German chancellor, laughed."

The last time German and Russian leaders got together and laughed....two years later they were at each other throats like rabid dogs. And the French leader was under some desk in London. :pity:

Yeah, I have never had the pleasure of boiled beef, but I'll take American food anytime. Why? because we take the best and throw out the rest. Yeah, we knock it off, but we cook dishes all over the world. Hamburgers are good. Actually, Hamburgers are named after Hamburg Germany. You know, that quiet, polite town we leveled for no real tactical reason in Germany. My history is from Hamburg. Wiped out. That's war, but it was kinda sad. My Dad cried.

At any rate, if anyone can figure out the human condition, your more than welcome to chime in, but we sure seem out of place. If anyone can't see we are some sort of crazy transplant they are crazy. Honestly we don't fit the landscape.

Back to Chirac, this clown needs to be taken out. Noone is making people eat Haggis. People ate that because they were trying to survive, and it was cheap. Noone said it was cuisine. It's incredibly insulting. I had an internet friend named Haggis. He was really cool.

[Kaylore]

I suppose we're supposed to go eat snails all day. Stupid Frogs... :USA:

[epicSocialism4tw]

I suppose we're supposed to go eat snails all day. Stupid Frogs... :USA:

Snails and seared duck liver. :gimme:

[watermock]

Chirac postures more than that Ill Sue Silk or whatever his name is in N. Korea.

People have to understand that France still has a Colonial attitude. This is the country that brought you such it's as Napoleon the Pastry, and the Maginot Line. They are a country of ungratefull bitches. When we had the American revolution, we didn't go on a killing spree. 10 years later, they think it's cool, and it's chaos for 20 years, and noone even invaded. Yeah, we had our civil war, a great tragedy, but there was some sort of decorum. All our hands are dirty with blood. For all our supposed intelligence, we sure act worse than animals. The common beast doesn't have to worry about morals, his role is clear. It's neither right or wrong, it's just the natural order. That's the fundamental thing that freaks me out about humans. We are a square peg into a round hole. I don't mind it, but it's so obvious it's absolutely amusing. Every other animal works it's habitat. We change the habitat to suit our whims. It's always been a fundamental question. I'm off to make some Haggis...err...enchiladdas.

[Taco John]

Bilbo Kraft! ROFL!

[watermock]

Snails and seared duck liver. :gimme:

My family donated a ton to Ducks Unlimited, but I don't recall eating their livers, sounds like some pagan rite. I live right in the flyway, and believe me, the ducks are fine. There are zillions of them. Unless they pick up a virsus, rest assured they are plentifull. The big concern is they might pick up a virus. I haven't even picked up the Model 12. I don't have a problem with them unless they are landing on the front lawn, then I will let Beezlebub chase them off and laugh in amusement. You people probably don't know I'm a big conservationist. I'm also not opposed to culling a herd if it's destroying habitat either.

I am a realist. Some deer eats my Geraniums here in town, I want to shoot it. There are tons of ducks and deer and geese here. There aren't as many crazy hunters now. The endangered is the Red Fox, because most fences have been taken down. They like to burrow into a fence row. Mock has about 3 incredible sancutaries. Hunters will ask me, "can I go kill your little critters".

No.

There are great open spaces here, and I'm not going to let some clown blow off his shotgun and kill my critters. I have three that are incredible. I have two farms with lots of cover and a ranch.

I went out to the farm and dozens of pheasant flew out. I'm not letting anyone shoot the crazy chickens. Mock protects them. We might shoot a couple, but I give them cover. Cover is harder to get as farms are plowed under and farms get bigger. I understand that. I bet you didn't know mock runs wildlife sanctuaries. As a matter of fact, when we were rich, we donated three farms to be put into the wildlife fund, and another is basically in it.

It wasn't bad financially, but when you can go out and see 1000 ducks, what is the sport? heh. Ducks are too cute to shoot unless they are flying. Anyone who shoots a sitting duck is a coward. I don't know if I told you folk, but mock has zillions of critters.

That's why we have a kitten farm. Mouse/Rat patrol. I got some mean cats and might bring in more. The Elevator spills grain, and rats love it. Rats are just as mean as Coons. Possibly meaner. So it's impossible to spill grain and not get Rats. Mock's kitten would of been a great Rat killer, but he was so sick I took him in. I might save a few from the shelter just to introduce the gentetic area. It's been self supporting but might need a genetic infusion.

[epicSocialism4tw]

My family donated a ton to Ducks Unlimited, but I don't recall eating their livers, sounds like some pagan rite. I live right in the flyway, and believe me, the ducks are fine. There are zillions of them. Unless they pick up a virsus, rest assured they are plentifull. The big concern is they might pick up a virus. I haven't even picked up the Model 12. I don't have a problem with them unless they are landing on the front lawn, then I will let Beezlebub chase them off and laugh in amusement. You people probably don't know I'm a big conservationist. I'm also not opposed to culling a herd if it's destroying habitat either.

I am a realist. Some deer eats my Geraniums here in town, I want to shoot it. There are tons of ducks and deer and geese here. There aren't as many crazy hunters now. The endangered is the Red Fox, because most fences have been taken down. They like to burrow into a fence row. Mock has about 3 incredible sancutaries. Hunters will ask me, "can I go kill your little critters".

No.

There are great open spaces here, and I'm not going to let some clown blow off his shotgun and kill my critters. I have three that are incredible. I have two farms with lots of cover and a ranch.

I went out to the farm and dozens of pheasant flew out. I'm not letting anyone shoot the crazy chickens. Mock protects them. We might shoot a couple, but I give them cover. Cover is harder to get as farms are plowed under and farms get bigger. I understand that. I bet you didn't know mock runs wildlife sanctuaries. As a matter of fact, when we were rich, we donated three farms to be put into the wildlife fund, and another is basically in it.

It wasn't bad financially, but when you can go out and see 1000 ducks, what is the sport? heh. Ducks are too cute to shoot unless they are flying. Anyone who shoots a sitting duck is a coward. I don't know if I told you folk, but mock has zillions of critters.

That's why we have a kitten farm. Mouse/Rat patrol. I got some mean cats and might bring in more. The Elevator spills grain, and rats love it. Rats are just as mean as Coons. Possibly meaner. So it's impossible to spill grain and not get Rats. Mock's kitten would of been a great Rat killer, but he was so sick I took him in. I might save a few from the shelter just to introduce the gentetic area. It's been self supporting but might need a genetic infusion.

duck liver is a French dish called fois gras

[watermock]

I might not have zillions of critters, but I have thousands. How do you count them?

I'm most concerned about the Red Fox. Cats and Dogs have kinda taken his place, but the Fox is very endangered here. Anyone acts on a Red Fox I will go ballistic. They are a natural mouser. Mousers are important here because of all the spilled grain, it makes a food supply.

Dogs are essentially worthless to catch mice. Kitty cats with fight mice, but Rats can kill cats. It's pretty equal. I would never bring my front declawed cat to a fight with a rat. Rats are mean. Racoons are even more formidable, and even a Mean TomCat is going to have his hands full. The Shotgun comes out when Mr. Coon appears. I had little coons when I was a kid, but cornered, they are vicious. And they burrow. She dug in my farmhouse.

So I had to expidite. Sorry.

Even more funny was when a Wolverine decided to put up camp in my farm house.

A Wolverine is another story altogether. They are crazier than a Racoon. That one got put down. They are like minature grizzly bears. I poured cement on that hole three times, these critters would just dig around it.

My Nephew was under the house hunding the thing without a gun. (you don't crawl around in a crawl space with a loaded gun).

So this coon attacks him. She was protecting her litter and went insane. He got out of there with the coon on his heels.

We gassed the basement and took out the litter. I didn't like it, but darn, then we poured more cement on that damn hole. The critters just dig around it. Racoons are nothing compared to Wolverines.

Even Beezlebub with full weaponry is no match for a Wolverine. Here is my nephew, face to face with a female Wolverine in his own basement, protecting her litter.

Matt has balls of stone, but he said he was terrified. You have to realize he was in a crawlspace.

http://blindkat.tripod.com/zoo/wolverine1.jpg

These things are mini bears. Not only that, they are so fast, they kill Rats. I didn't want to dish him, but he was in my house. They are awesome critters, and he was probably chasing mice, but you can't let him live in your crawlspace.

[watermock]

Trust me, I didn't want to kill her, she just made a bad choice. I don't let anyone trap on my properties. If beaver are blocking the drainage, I allow it. That's it. Those beavers are amusing, but they can't block my drainage system.

And I can't let a litter of Wolverines run around under the house. I have limits.

[epicSocialism4tw]

I might not have zillions of critters, but I have thousands. How do you count them?

I'm most concerned about the Red Fox. Cats and Dogs have kinda taken his place, but the Fox is very endangered here. Anyone acts on a Red Fox I will go ballistic. They are a natural mouser. Mousers are important here because of all the spilled grain, it makes a food supply.

Dogs are essentially worthless to catch mice. Kitty cats with fight mice, but Rats can kill cats. It's pretty equal. I would never bring my front declawed cat to a fight with a rat. Rats are mean. Racoons are even more formidable, and even a Mean TomCat is going to have his hands full. The Shotgun comes out when Mr. Coon appears. I had little coons when I was a kid, but cornered, they are vicious. And they burrow. She dug in my farmhouse.

So I had to expidite. Sorry.

Even more funny was when a Wolverine decided to put up camp in my farm house.

A Wolverine is another story altogether. They are crazier than a Racoon. That one got put down. They are like minature grizzly bears. I poured cement on that hole three times, these critters would just dig around it.

My Nephew was under the house hunding the thing without a gun. (you don't crawl around in a crawl space with a loaded gun).

So this coon attacks him. She was protecting her litter and went insane. He got out of there with the coon on his heels.

We gassed the basement and took out the litter. I didn't like it, but darn, then we poured more cement on that damn hole. The critters just dig around it. Racoons are nothing compared to Wolverines.

Even Beezlebub with full weaponry is no match for a Wolverine. Here is my nephew, face to face with a female Wolverine in his own basement, protecting her litter.

Matt has balls of stone, but he said he was terrified. You have to realize he was in a crawlspace.

http://blindkat.tripod.com/zoo/wolverine1.jpg

These things are mini bears. Not only that, they are so fast, they kill Rats. I didn't want to dish him, but he was in my house. They are awesome critters, and he was probably chasing mice, but you can't let him live in your crawlspace.

Where are you at, Watermock?

[watermock]

NW Iowa.

[epicSocialism4tw]

We have badgers here where I'm at in Texas and they are pretty brutal as well. Really fast and aggressive. Awesome creatures. I have not met one face to face, and dont plan on it anytime soon.

I have a litter of Prairie Dogs that live right outside of my window. I have enjoyed watching the pups grow. It's nice just to be silent and watch nature at work.

[watermock]

I have no problem with Wolverines, unless they are camping in my house.

They are great rat munchers. They make a great mascot. They are insane fighters. A weasle might be a little faster, but the Wolverine in more deadly. Dude, they are crazy to boot. They are Mike Tyson on steroids. I like them, altho they can eat kittens, they are pretty hostile, and are endangered. I didn't enjoy killing her, but damn. I think that's the last animal I have killed, but it was camped under my house. Cut me some slack. I poured more cement. These critters know there is paydirt and keep trying to get in. I don't like to poison them.

She was probably just hunting mice, that's what is so bad. Mice got in, then the Wolverine dug in. Then the real party started. I just can't have a war in my crawlspace.

It's a very old house, redone, but you can get in the basement. I might have to bring in a backhoe and just fill it in on that entry. I poured tons of concrete on that spot, and the animals just decided to dig around it. The Septic tank is close there, I can't cave that in by dumping some truck onto the edge of the house.

I have men on it. Top Men. I don't like poison, but I can't let them make camp there. Funnest thing is when Matt went face to face with the mini bear. He will get it handled. It's serious comedy tho. I have all kinds of critters, even here in town. I have a wren that hates my cat. Actually, I have dozens of wrens. One of them has serious issues. There is a three legged Chocolate Lab, and another Vanilla Lab next door. My cat generally doesn't tease them. time to cook.

[epicSocialism4tw]

I have no problem with Wolverines, unless they are camping in my house.

They are great rat munchers. They make a great mascot. They are insane fighters. A weasle might be a little faster, but the Wolverine in more deadly. Dude, they are crazy to boot. They are Mike Tyson on steroids. I like them, altho they can eat kittens, they are pretty hostile, and are endangered. I didn't enjoy killing her, but damn. I think that's the last animal I have killed, but it was camped under my house. Cut me some slack. I poured more cement. These critters know there is paydirt and keep trying to get in. I don't like to poison them.

She was probably just hunting mice, that's what is so bad. Mice got in, then the Wolverine dug in. Then the real party started. I just can't have a war in my crawlspace.

It's a very old house, redone, but you can get in the basement. I might have to bring in a backhoe and just fill it in on that entry. I poured tons of concrete on that spot, and the animals just decided to dig around it. The Septic tank is close there, I can't cave that in by dumping some truck onto the edge of the house.

I have men on it. Top Men. I don't like poison, but I can't let them make camp there. Funnest thing is when Matt went face to face with the mini bear. He will get it handled. It's serious comedy tho. I have all kinds of critters, even here in town. I have a wren that hates my cat. Actually, I have dozens of wrens. One of them has serious issues. There is a three legged Chocolate Lab, and another Vanilla Lab next door. My cat generally doesn't tease them. time to cook.

You have to do what you have to do in regards to intrusive vermin. Wolverines are pretty dangerous. You wouldn't want the nieghborhood kids or some of your family to end up with some stiches and some shots.

[Rausch]

Gobblemuch Schlower (FORMER German President) is now done, and Chirac won't be far behind him.

Nice to see England proving that you don't have to be a puzzy just because you're a liberal. Say what you will about Blair but I can't remember the last time I heard something about the IRA or (domestic) terrorism there on the news...

[bendog]

http://www.saveur.com/article.jsp?ID=8782&typeID=120

[MT-Tdawg]

Did they say anything about Potato Ole's ??

http://www.tacojohns.hospitalityjobs.hcareers.com/public/profile/tacojohns/image.gif

You bastard.

[Rock Chalk]

I love reading this guys posts just so I can feel that our country is not completely over-run by the PC conscious! God Bless America.
Chirac just pisses me off.

He cant even get his own countrymen to sign on to the EU Constitution of which it BADLY needs reform and then he criticizes Blair for wanting to get rid of the farm subsidies of which France benefits more than any other nation.

What really pisses me off is that if Bush had said similar things about French food, the whole god damn world would be calling us racist and much much worse.

Its OK if that ****ing frog does it though.

[Old Dude]

Dude,

Borscht is Good Food...

You just have to know how to make it.

Borscht is the single most awful thing I have ever put in my mouth.

[Rock Chalk]

Borscht is the single most awful thing I have ever put in my mouth.
Clearly you have never tried rump roast of human before ;)

[scorpio]

Borscht is the single most awful thing I have ever put in my mouth.


........

[jonny1]

I suppose we're supposed to go eat snails all day. Stupid Frogs... :USA:

In danger of cross-threading . . .

"In a place like this, with prices like these, you'd think they'd be able to keep the snails off the food!"