Dukes of Hazzard??? [Archive] - The Orange Mane - a Denver Broncos Fan Community

Master___Pain

06-17-2005, 10:40 AM

Well, actually just wondering if anyone seen this video?

Holy short shorts!!!

Do your self a favor and turn the sound off (http://www.sonymusic.com/artists/JessicaSimpson/video/JessicaSimpson_Boots_RoughVidFull_300.asx)

http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/jessica_simpson/jessica_simpson-dd.jpg

Bronx33

06-17-2005, 10:43 AM

It no worky......:(

bronco militia

06-17-2005, 10:48 AM

boing!

ludo21

06-17-2005, 10:50 AM

boing!

agreed!

Master___Pain

06-17-2005, 10:50 AM

It no worky......:(

Hmmm, it's working for me. I'll take another swing at it.

"These boots were made for walking....." Boots? What Boots? (http://www.insaneclips.com/jessicasimpsonvideo.php)

PatsWin2002

06-17-2005, 10:53 AM

The first link is good.

She's got nothing on Catherine Bach!

Atlas

06-17-2005, 11:09 AM

The first link is good.

She's got nothing on Catherine Bach!

Not a damn thing afterall Bach invented the "Daisy Dukes"

http://img106.exs.cx/img106/9861/Catherine_Bach.jpg

Master___Pain

06-17-2005, 11:12 AM

Not a damn thing afterall Bach invented the "Daisy Dukes"

25 years ago she didn't. Aint age a bitch.

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/11088.jpg

Atlas

06-17-2005, 11:13 AM

age happens to everyone who doesn't have a good plastic surgeon.

Master___Pain

06-17-2005, 11:14 AM

age happens to everyone who doesn't have a good plastic surgeon.

Except Heather Locklear.

Atlas

06-17-2005, 11:17 AM

I'm sure Locklear has had surgury. Hell, she is almost 50 years old.

Atlas

06-17-2005, 11:19 AM

25 years ago she didn't. Aint age a b****.

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/11088.jpg

These pics are a good example of you can take the girl out of South Dakota but you can't take South Dakota out of the girl.

PatsWin2002

06-17-2005, 11:23 AM

Maybe she can get on that Fat Actress show with Kirstey Alley

Kaylore

06-17-2005, 11:34 AM

Never really liked Jessica. She just doesn't do it for me, and that video was like her trying to fill the B. Spears void for America.

Jason in LA

06-17-2005, 12:18 PM

It would have been better if they skipped the bar scenes and just had 4 minutes of her washing the car.

I think this movie isn't going to be anything like the TV show. This movie is going to be Hollywood, and probably suck. I still watch re-runs of the TV show.

PatsWin2002

06-17-2005, 12:24 PM

I still watch re-runs of the TV show.

That's unusual since you were born in '76. At least you car to see what you missed.

The A-Team reused the Dukes of Hazzard theme of having an episode seem completely dire and then wrap up nicely in one hour with the bad guys caught. There was lots of shooting but nobody ever really got hit.

DBroncos4life

06-17-2005, 12:28 PM

That proves something I've known for some time now...Big Will IS a pimp

Bronx33

06-17-2005, 01:49 PM

clarker

06-17-2005, 02:06 PM

bronco militia

06-17-2005, 02:09 PM

who cares...wait until it comes out on DVD.

Bronx33

06-17-2005, 02:22 PM

The question is will simpson post for playboy?

TheNextStep

06-17-2005, 02:31 PM

Why, Willie? Why?

Ray Finkle

06-17-2005, 02:47 PM

25 years ago she didn't. Aint age a b****.

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/11088.jpg

she not only hit the wall but the wall fell on her and she ate it.....

As far as Jessica Simpson, the video was a lot better with the sound off....

Jason in LA

06-17-2005, 05:44 PM

That's unusual since you were born in '76. At least you car to see what you missed.

The A-Team reused the Dukes of Hazzard theme of having an episode seem completely dire and then wrap up nicely in one hour with the bad guys caught. There was lots of shooting but nobody ever really got hit.

I'm pretty sure I missed the first couple of seasons when they first aired. But I remember watching the show when it was still in it's first fun. They showed reruns throughout my childhood. I remember being pissed at the biginning of the last season when they had two new Duke boys. I felt like it was a rip job.

I loved the A-Team too. And the Incredible Hulk. I remember in the summer they had reruns every day of those shows.

Bronx33

06-17-2005, 05:49 PM

I'm pretty sure I missed the first couple of seasons when they first aired. But I remember watching the show when it was still in it's first fun. They showed reruns throughout my childhood. I remember being pissed at the biginning of the last season when they had two new Duke boys. I felt like it was a rip job.

I loved the A-Team too. And the Incredible Hulk. I remember in the summer they had reruns every day of those shows.

Me and my best buddy used to smoke dope and watch the A-TEAM then his mom would make us dinner, i loved murdock! TRASHBAGS I WANT TRASH BAGS!

Broncobuddy7

06-17-2005, 05:56 PM

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/1206/_1117849560.jpg
http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/1206/_1117849627.jpg
http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/1206/_1117849693.jpg
http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/1206/_1117849779.jpg
http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/1206/_1117849840.jpg

Bronx33

06-17-2005, 05:59 PM

Bronx33

06-17-2005, 06:00 PM

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/1206/_1117849779.jpg

THIS ONE ROCKS!

MT-Tdawg

06-17-2005, 06:05 PM

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/1206/_1117849779.jpg

THIS ONE ROCKS!

amen

clean

06-17-2005, 06:15 PM

. . . you can take the girl out of South Dakota . . .

My favorite South Dakota gal:

clean

06-17-2005, 06:17 PM

. . . but you can't take South Dakota out of the girl . . .

Still looking good.

Bronx33

06-17-2005, 06:20 PM

My favorite South Dakota gal:

d@MN i forgot about Ladd! she was stingin hot!

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun

06-17-2005, 06:48 PM

Like Mother Like Daughter.

Hogan11

06-17-2005, 06:49 PM

Like Mother Like Daughter.

Impressive to say the least....

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun

06-17-2005, 06:53 PM

She the real reason I'm going to watch this movie! I still remember her from her "Wonder Woman" days.

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun

06-17-2005, 06:56 PM

Here's one more of Linda Carter.

Candy Cigarettes

06-17-2005, 07:24 PM

If this thread is going 80's then this lady used to do it for me back then.....

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Satellite/1112/Heather_Posing_Bikini_Blue_v1.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Satellite/1112/Heather_Posing_Bikini_Purple_Tub_v4.jpg

Bronx, you have good taste. Heather Thomas is a favorite of mine. One of the only reasons to watch "Fall Guy". She was hit by a car while crossing the street and became hooked on morphine. That was pretty much the end of her career, though she has made some straight to video flicks. I love her scenes in Zapped, particularly when she is wearing that pink sweater. Obligatory pictures follow -
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/candycigarettes/06_1_b1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/candycigarettes/Heather_Thomas41.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/candycigarettes/heatherthomas200410210043081.jpg

Bronx33

06-17-2005, 07:27 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/candycigarettes/06_1_b1.jpg

Can you help me with my homework?

Jason in LA

06-17-2005, 07:39 PM

Me and my best buddy used to smoke dope and watch the A-TEAM then his mom would make us dinner, i loved murdock! TRASHBAGS I WANT TRASH BAGS!

The thing I loved the most was toward the end of every episode, just before the big battle, they would show BA turning a truck into a tank. They played that funny music, showed him welding stuff together, then he'd always bust through some large doors of a garage. It never got old.

Bronx33

06-17-2005, 07:42 PM

The thing I loved the most was toward the end of every episode, just before the big battle, they would show BA turning a truck into a tank. They played that funny music, showed him welding stuff together, then he'd always bust through some large doors of a garage. It never got old.

LMAO! basic but i was stoned! I LOVED IT!

Jason in LA

06-17-2005, 07:43 PM

"Fall Guy"

I loved that show too. What ever happened to the action/comedy shows? The show for guys. Oh yeah, that's right, TV is for chicks now. Guy shows aren't made anymore.

Quagmire

06-17-2005, 09:40 PM

Quagmire

06-17-2005, 09:45 PM

Kaylore

06-17-2005, 09:47 PM

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Giggitty, giggitty!

clarker

06-17-2005, 10:02 PM

<a href=http://theimagehosting.com><img src="http://images5.theimagehosting.com/fc864e6f90.1.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by The Image Hosting" /></a>I know a bar that staples dollar bills to the ceiling, why the hell can't they get her to wait tables.

Atlas

06-18-2005, 02:08 AM

d@MN i forgot about Ladd! she was stingin hot!

She is from Huron isn't she??

Atlas

06-18-2005, 02:17 AM

ANOTHER SOUTH DAKOTA GIRL.

Remember Mary Hart. She had some of the best legs on TV.

http://www.wchstv.com/synd_prog/et/maryhart.jpg

Mary Hart
Co-Host of Entertainment Tonight

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A contemporary television icon and perennial viewer favorite, Mary Hart is the co-host for the #1 magazine in syndication, Entertainment Tonight.

Hart joined Entertainment Tonight as a correspondent in 1982, but within weeks was tapped to co-host the show.

In addition to her ET responsibilities andd acclaim this past year, Hart was inducted into the Broadcasting & Cable "Hall of Fame" and received the American Women in Radio and Television's 1998 Silver Satellite Award. She also hosted the highly rated CBS television special "Ladies' Home Journal Presents 'The Most Fascinating Women of 1997.'"

Born in South Dakota, Hart graduated from Augustana College where she majored in English. As a college student, she reigned as Miss South Dakota, finishing as runner-up in the Miss America Pareant. Hart was inspired to pursue broadcasting when, as a contestant, she realized how much she enjoyed being interviewed on television.

Candy Cigarettes

06-18-2005, 04:32 AM

ANOTHER SOUTH DAKOTA GIRL.

Remember Mary Hart. She had some of the best legs on TV.

http://www.wchstv.com/synd_prog/et/maryhart.jpg

Terrific legs and a voice that will give you a seizure! :giggle:

http://www.tvacres.com/diseases_ailments_mary.htm

Atlas

06-18-2005, 10:25 AM

Terrific legs and a voice that will give you a seizure! :giggle:

http://www.tvacres.com/diseases_ailments_mary.htm

That was funny

Sodak

06-18-2005, 12:06 PM

These pics are a good example of you can take the girl out of South Dakota but you can't take South Dakota out of the girl.

I used to own a house next to the one she grew up in.

My claim to fame. Wow... ugh!~

jonny1

06-18-2005, 01:02 PM

she not only hit the wall but the wall fell on her and she ate it.....

Gee, a woman in her 50s looking like a REAL person.

As far as I can see, she is a pretty normal, healthy weight from that picture.

Of course, I am sure that you will never get old, or gain weight in your life.

Grow up.

Atlas

06-18-2005, 01:56 PM

I used to own a house next to the one she grew up in.

My claim to fame. Wow... ugh!~

My Mom worked at Black Hills Gold and was involved in making her a huge belt buckle, She was a couple of years ahead of my brother in High school.

Sodak

06-18-2005, 02:18 PM

My Mom worked at Black Hills Gold and was involved in making her a huge belt buckle, She was a couple of years ahead of my brother in High school.

You went to Central? Maybe your brother went to Stevens? It was on the west side.

Your mom worked at Landstrom's?

Atlas

06-18-2005, 02:30 PM

You went to Central? Maybe your brother went to Stevens? It was on the west side.

Your mom worked at Landstrom's?

Yeppers

Sodak

06-18-2005, 04:04 PM

3-0?

Swedish Extrovert

06-18-2005, 04:26 PM

age happens to everyone who doesn't have a good plastic surgeon.

Fat doesent.

Swedish Extrovert

06-18-2005, 04:26 PM

I never liked Jessica Simpson, she is ****ing gorgeous though.

GreatBronco16

06-18-2005, 06:16 PM

Boy you guys have no idea how 'hard' it is viewing these pics being 2000 miles away from my wife. :vermeil:

Sodak

06-18-2005, 09:32 PM

Boy you guys have no idea how 'hard' it is viewing these pics being 2000 miles away from my wife. :vermeil:

Too much information... :kubiak: ugh!~

GreatBronco16

06-18-2005, 09:42 PM

Too much information... :kubiak: ugh!~

Yeah, that was a little overboard. ;D

Kaylore

06-18-2005, 09:48 PM

Boy you guys have no idea how 'hard' it is viewing these pics being 2000 miles away from my wife. :vermeil:
This coming from a dancing "banana". :~ohyah!:

jebures

06-19-2005, 10:12 AM

These pics are a good example of you can take the girl out of South Dakota but you can't take South Dakota out of the girl.

You guys have no idea about South Dakota women. They arent all fake and do not wear tons of makeup and other slutty clothes to make them look good. They can look hottter than hell just wearing jeans and a T-shirt. There are so many natural beauties in this state, most people just do not know what they are missing. And the farm girls are the best. God I love South Dakota!

Jason in LA

06-19-2005, 10:31 AM

They arent all fake and do not wear tons of makeup and other slutty clothes to make them look good.

Ain't nothing wrong with those fake women. I wouldn't marry one, but they are fun in the sack and great to look at.

There are so many natural beauties in this state, most people just do not know what they are missing. And the farm girls are the best. God I love South Dakota!

I bet a lot of them have moved to LA to get into show business. Some make it, the rest end up in Chattsworth doing porn.