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DBroncos4life
06-13-2005, 11:58 PM
I decided it would be cool to run my foot over with a 300 pound palet jack. Guess what it wasn't. I don't know how I didn't break something other then I'm tuff as nails :twokisses My knee doesn't feel that great either. Oh what a crappy day.

KillerBronco#76
06-14-2005, 12:24 AM
thats really sucks but at least you didnt break anything, last year i decided it would be good idea to carry a FULL Keg up 2 stories to a buddies apartment, i was fine until i knocked on the door thats when i lost my grip and it fell on my feet only fractured my right foot though i got lucky.

fuzzy
06-14-2005, 02:32 AM
thats really sucks but at least you didnt break anything, last year i decided it would be good idea to carry a FULL Keg up 2 stories to a buddies apartment, i was fine until i knocked on the door thats when i lost my grip and it fell on my feet only fractured my right foot though i got lucky.

you must be one big mofo... kegs are heavy.

KillerBronco#76
06-14-2005, 06:43 AM
you must be one big mofo... kegs are heavy. Yea but i learned my lesson about carry a keg alone, wont catch me doing that anytime soon. im actualy only about 230. i just wanted to see if i could do it.

Florida_Bronco
06-14-2005, 09:17 AM
Sucks ot here that buddy, but glad you didn't break anything.

What kind of work do you do?

DBroncos4life
06-14-2005, 10:40 AM
Sucks ot here that buddy, but glad you didn't break anything.

What kind of work do you do?



I load beer trucks. It was a big palet full of wine and water. I get to go to the doctor today. :dummy: The thing was I was trying to go slow because it jerks when it gets going and sometimes it knocks crap off of it. Well my foot must have been too far under because the wheel under it grabbed my foot and caused me to fall. As I was falling I turned the little deals that make it go forward and it drove all the way over my foot. Its a little sore now but I still dont' think its broken.

SoCalBronco
06-14-2005, 10:48 AM
that sucks DB. At least youve got Omaha to look forward too. :)

Tredici
06-14-2005, 11:12 AM
thats really sucks but at least you didnt break anything, last year i decided it would be good idea to carry a FULL Keg up 2 stories to a buddies apartment, i was fine until i knocked on the door thats when i lost my grip and it fell on my feet only fractured my right foot though i got lucky.

That injury alones qualifies you to play for the Broncos....

Ha!

Florida_Bronco
06-14-2005, 11:24 AM
That injury alones qualifies you to play for the Broncos....

Ha!

I agree, he can pick up Moss and bodyslam him behind the line of scrimmage (or back on the bench when he gets injured :injured: )

Crushaholic
06-14-2005, 11:09 PM
I load beer trucks.

That ALONE would make you quite the popular guy... Ha!

Pat Bowlen
06-14-2005, 11:12 PM
I laid out in the sun, drank some beer, and watched my stocks.

Kaylore
06-14-2005, 11:52 PM
I laid out in the sun, drank some beer, and watched my stocks.
They didn't move much today. Must have been a slow day.

LifersRaiders
06-15-2005, 06:04 AM
I load beer trucks......

Part of my shtick when bagging on donkotrash is pointing out what kind of lowly job your typical donko fan does. I like to say "screwing on widgets down at the plant for $12.50/hr." Thanks for this tidbit of information. Loading beer trucks? Now there's a job that requires a high degree of intelligence.

Beantown Bronco
06-15-2005, 06:09 AM
....as opposed to Lifer, who is a mop-boy at the local Peep Show Palace.

RhymesayersDU
06-15-2005, 06:50 AM
....as opposed to Lifer, who is a mop-boy at the local Peep Show Palace.

Jizz-mopper!

And yeah, Raider Nation has more people in jail than actually out in the workforce being productive citizens.

LifersRaiders
06-15-2005, 07:05 AM
....as opposed to Lifer, who is a mop-boy at the local Peep Show Palace.

I'm sure Mr. Beer Truck Loader is really sweating bullets worrying about squaring up the newly loaded case of beer with the already loaded cases. Any hey, what about weight distribution calculations, similar to what airlines do. That must get complicated.::)

DBroncos4life
06-15-2005, 07:46 AM
Part of my shtick when bagging on donkotrash is pointing out what kind of lowly job your typical donko fan does. I like to say "screwing on widgets down at the plant for $12.50/hr." Thanks for this tidbit of information. Loading beer trucks? Now there's a job that requires a high degree of intelligence.


If you knew anything about Montana you would know that jobs here suck and if you knew anything about ME you would know that my wife is going to be a doctor so MONEY isn't a thing. Its pretty hard to go back to school while my wife is in school and I have a kid. Thanks though. Now as far as a high degree of intelligence no, but it does allow me to spend the first part of the day with my son and it does allow me to have weekends off to spend with him as well. Thats what I really care about at this point in time anyways.

LifersRaiders
06-15-2005, 08:04 AM
If you knew anything about Montana you would know that jobs here suck and if you knew anything about ME you would know that my wife is going to be a doctor so MONEY isn't a thing. Its pretty hard to go back to school while my wife is in school and I have a kid. Thanks though. Now as far as a hig degree of intelligence no, but it does allow me to spend the first part of the day with my son and it does allow me to have weekends off to spend with him as well. Thats what I really care about at this point in time anyways.

Sounds like you married, up. Maybe you'll get promoted to driver someday. When your wife finally makes it through the grind it takes to become an MD, she's going to look at the Mr. Beer Truck Loader putz she's married to with disdain and start shagging other doctors. Happens all the time when women doctors are married to a common laborer.

DBroncos4life
06-15-2005, 08:15 AM
Sounds like you married, up. Maybe you'll get promoted to driver someday. When your wife finally makes it through the grind it takes to become an MD, she's going to look at the Mr. Beer Truck Loader putz she's married to with disdain and start shagging other doctors. Happens all the time when women doctors are married to a common laborer.



like I said tool you know nothing about me. I went to college, I have done better jobs but I haven't found jack IN MONTANA that would allow me to work 40 plus hours in 4 days. As for moving up to driver, yeah thats not what I want. I want to do sales, but that job wasn't open at that time. Take what you can get. As far as her shagging other Doctors ha! Lets say that she did, I get the kid, and then I will get mine because I supported her while she was in school you fool. Then I will go home and work with my parents and their buisness.

Master___Pain
06-15-2005, 08:22 AM
I'm sure Mr. Beer Truck Loader is really sweating bullets worrying about squaring up the newly loaded case of beer with the already loaded cases. Any hey, what about weight distribution calculations, similar to what airlines do. That must get complicated.::)

LR,Why do you post here? Contribute something would you.

Dbroncs, you don't have to defend yourself against a piece of crap like like this. Don't bother responding to him. Not worth your time, Bro

Florida_Bronco
06-15-2005, 08:42 AM
Part of my shtick when bagging on donkotrash is pointing out what kind of lowly job your typical donko fan does. I like to say "screwing on widgets down at the plant for $12.50/hr." Thanks for this tidbit of information. Loading beer trucks? Now there's a job that requires a high degree of intelligence.

Sounds like they're letting the inmates use the computers out in Oakland now :kiddingme

Don't you have a toilet to clean or something?

Bronx33
06-15-2005, 01:13 PM
Part of my shtick when bagging on donkotrash is pointing out what kind of lowly job your typical donko fan does. I like to say "screwing on widgets down at the plant for $12.50/hr." Thanks for this tidbit of information. Loading beer trucks? Now there's a job that requires a high degree of intelligence.


STUFF IT UP YOUR KEISTER.........you have your own faults faiderfan.

orangeatheist
06-15-2005, 01:28 PM
STUFF IT UP YOUR KEISTER.........you have your own faults faiderfan.

Wow...no kidding. Like, a Bronc fan could have only two fingers, spend most of his time on the bridge over Cherry Creek at Speer and Logan, proping up a cardboard sign that says, "I'm not flipping you the bird, I'm just hungry." He could have buggers clogging his nose, breathe with a whistle, drool, have one bad tooth and still that sorry S.O.B. would be notches above a guy who cheers on the Raiders. I mean, how could you get any lower? I'm not even sure if you used Quantum Physics you'd be able to calculate something that could go lower than a Raider fan.

So, when a fan of the Raiders tries to talk "down" to any other form of life (and I'm using that term loosely here), it really is something to be pitied. I really feel sorry for people who think the Raiders are something to be championed. I mean, really sorry.

Billy Clyde Puckett
06-15-2005, 01:41 PM
Wow...no kidding. Like, a Bronc fan could have only two fingers, spend most of his time on the bridge over Cherry Creek at Speer and Logan, proping up a cardboard sign that says, "I'm not flipping you the bird, I'm just hungry." He could have buggers clogging his nose, breathe with a whistle, drool, have one bad tooth and still that sorry S.O.B. would be notches above a guy who cheers on the Raiders. I mean, how could you get any lower? I'm not even sure if you used Quantum Physics you'd be able to calculate something that could go lower than a Raider fan.

So, when a fan of the Raiders tries to talk "down" to any other form of life (and I'm using that term loosely here), it really is something to be pitied. I really feel sorry for people who think the Raiders are something to be championed. I mean, really sorry.

Great post and thanks for bringing back the Av.

broncosteven
06-15-2005, 02:40 PM
Sounds like they're letting the inmates use the computers out in Oakland now :kiddingme

Don't you have a toilet to clean or something?

Or some silly costume to sew so you can sit in the Butt Hole? I wonder if Butt Pirate fans have a sewing circle so they can discuss new ways to incorporate Spikes into their costumes.

VT_Bronco
06-15-2005, 03:07 PM
Sounds like they're letting the inmates use the computers out in Oakland now :kiddingme

Don't you have a toilet to clean or something?


Made me think of something I heard on the radio about a Texas Death row inmate. Famous last words of Raiders fans.

"Convicted Killer of Waco Tortilla Shop Owner Executed," by Michael Graczyk.

HUNTSVILLE, Texas (AP) — A Texas parolee and twice-convicted burglar was executed Wednesday evening for fatally shooting a Waco tortilla shop owner during an unsuccessful robbery more than 11 years ago. In a brief final statement, John Albert Burks, 44, greeted some relatives who served as witnesses and told them it was “going to be all right.” Burks said “the Raiders are going all the way y'all.”



http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:4cv7Jbn6QEoJ:www.clarkprosecutor.or g/html/death/US/burks644.htm+raiders+are+going+all+the+way+death+r ow&hl=en

orangeatheist
06-15-2005, 03:29 PM
Or some silly costume to sew so you can sit in the Butt Hole? I wonder if Butt Pirate fans have a sewing circle so they can discuss new ways to incorporate Spikes into their costumes.

I'm sure they sit in some kind of circle; just not sure what they do in it could be described as "sewing." :o

broncosteven
06-15-2005, 08:59 PM
I'm sure they sit in some kind of circle; just not sure what they do in it could be described as "sewing." :o

LOL! They would probably switch hands & forget what they were doing...

You would think with all the Orange Suits Raider fans wear throughout their life that they would be Bronco Fans!