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DBroncos4life
06-10-2005, 10:40 PM
Onterrio Smith - RB - Vikings


According to Minneapolis Police Department records, the already suspended Onterrio Smith was cited for urinating in a public elevator around 2:30 a.m. on May 1, 2004.
A surveillance video showed Smith going into the left corner of the elevator, ''where he assumes the position of a man urinating. Several females were in the elevator. They reacted by fleeing the general area, where he was urinating.'' Smith apparently is also due in court for driving with a suspended license. Luckily he doesn't have football to interfere with all his court dates. Jun. 11 - 1:22 am et
Source: Minneapolis Star-Tribune
Kaylore
06-10-2005, 10:42 PM
:saywhat: He must be on drugs.
ReleaseTheBeast26
06-10-2005, 10:52 PM
Typical Viking Hilarious!
Wes Mantooth
06-10-2005, 11:27 PM
Typical DUCK!
Typical Viking Hilarious!
BRONCCRUSHFAN
06-10-2005, 11:28 PM
:clown: There are degrees of stupidity, and although this doesn't quite hit Fade or Chef stupidity, it's really close. These guys make hundreds of thousands of dollars minimum, and they still find new and improved ways to screw up.
Mat'hir Uth Gan
06-10-2005, 11:39 PM
Damn, I thought I was the only person who loved to surprise women in an elevator by urinating.
AlienBronco
06-11-2005, 05:34 AM
He was getting rid of incriminating evidence. hmmm...
scorpio
06-11-2005, 05:53 AM
He was getting rid of incriminating evidence. hmmm...

Hilarious!
watermock
06-11-2005, 06:00 AM
Jesse Jackson:

"This is an outrage, the man had a physcial urge that everyone of us has every day..."

"The Whizzinator was his brothers, he was just lending to him...This is an outrage..."

"My client is a victim of discrimination to the tenth degree, and we demand money for his soiled pants...yeah, they were Dockers, we want new Dockers..."

"This is a clear and true example of discrimination on my client...everyone knows that his penis is black yet the penis in question is white. Can there be anything more discriminatory?

I demand satisfaction."