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06-07-2005, 06:59 PM
<b>Top Ten Signs Your Favorite TV Show Has Been Cancelled</b>
10. They start killing off characters and it's a reality show
Katie N., Hemlock, MI
9. Your TiVo makes a laughing sound when you try to record the remaining episodes
Gary M., Sunnyvale, CA
8. In final episode, actors' lines are drowned out by the sound of stagehands breaking down the set
Damon G., Missoula, MT
7. The President's Axis of Evil now includes Iraq, Iran, North Korea and your show
Zach C., Minneapolis, MN
6. When host says, "We will be right back," a group of executives rush in and beat him senseless
Rich F., Eau Claire, WI
5. Instead of closing credits you see resumes
Audrey M., Salt Lake City, UT
4. The "Desperate Housewives" become desperate hookers
Simply T., Cleveland, OH
3. You just hired your 23rd Apprentice
David C., Cerritos, CA
2. In promotion spots, the premiere episode is referred to as the series finale
Alonzo C., Alamogordo, NM
1. Network announces six-episode story arc in which each main character goes out to dinner with Robert Blake
Ryan H., North Hollywood, CA
10. They start killing off characters and it's a reality show
Katie N., Hemlock, MI
9. Your TiVo makes a laughing sound when you try to record the remaining episodes
Gary M., Sunnyvale, CA
8. In final episode, actors' lines are drowned out by the sound of stagehands breaking down the set
Damon G., Missoula, MT
7. The President's Axis of Evil now includes Iraq, Iran, North Korea and your show
Zach C., Minneapolis, MN
6. When host says, "We will be right back," a group of executives rush in and beat him senseless
Rich F., Eau Claire, WI
5. Instead of closing credits you see resumes
Audrey M., Salt Lake City, UT
4. The "Desperate Housewives" become desperate hookers
Simply T., Cleveland, OH
3. You just hired your 23rd Apprentice
David C., Cerritos, CA
2. In promotion spots, the premiere episode is referred to as the series finale
Alonzo C., Alamogordo, NM
1. Network announces six-episode story arc in which each main character goes out to dinner with Robert Blake
Ryan H., North Hollywood, CA