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watermock
06-04-2005, 02:02 PM
My crop is five feet in Arkansas but it's all mud here.
Up here, land price is twice and it's a mudpit.
I can't even wring my hands fast enough.
It rained cats and dogs last night. It rained 6inches last month.
Mock's northern farms are washed out.
My southern farms are kicking ass once again.
watermock
06-04-2005, 02:04 PM
My farms are mud.
Sorry. I tried.
I have a tractor that can plant in 4 feet of water.
I can't plant in mud. The seed rots.
watermock
06-04-2005, 02:07 PM
I will try to plant again to feed the planet.
I'll try.
I try pretty hard to feed the planet.
It's not even a whatever, it's just the way it is.
I will share.
Sodak
06-04-2005, 02:12 PM
Maybe you should switch to rice farming.
The northern Klong is doing well.
My farms are mud.
Sorry. I tried.
I have a tractor that can plant in 4 feet of water.
I can't plant in mud. The seed rots.
That's nothing I have a tractor that can plant under 5 feet of water all night by it self and return to the barn when I whistle and proceed to milk all the cows even the boy ones.
watermock
06-04-2005, 02:19 PM
I'm having better luck in Arkansas.
It's all mud up here in Northern Iowa.
Im trying, but damn.
I might make some clover.
watermock
06-04-2005, 02:21 PM
Honestly, your full of crap.
My tractors cost about 150k, My combines around a quarter million. Your clueless.
http://www.inetours.com/ImagesWT/ch_av/Tractor.jpg
watermock
06-04-2005, 02:23 PM
That's nothing I have a tractor that can plant under 5 feet of water all night by it self and return to the barn when I whistle and proceed to milk all the cows even the boy ones.
What you have is a tractor that doesn't even have tread, and your throwing out seed into water like a moron.
Now to explain to you, I have GPS Coimbines and Tractors. I have over a million dollars of Equipment. Probably over two million. Our top stuff is over a million.
The rest is probably another million.
http://www.sff.net/people/Elizabeth.Moon/land/tractor-richard.jpg
Mock's date, women proudly cultivate their facial hair in Iowa
watermock
06-04-2005, 02:28 PM
You know absolutely nothing.
Sodak
06-04-2005, 02:30 PM
You're. Contraction for "you are".
ZachKC
06-04-2005, 02:30 PM
:saywhat:
Pat Bowlen
06-04-2005, 02:39 PM
I have over a million dollars of Equipment. Probably over two million. Our top stuff is over a million.
The rest is probably another million.
I find more than that in pockets of old jeans.
Crushaholic
06-04-2005, 03:41 PM
:saywhat:
Aren't you glad you decided to peek over at the Mane and see what's up? ROFL!
ZachKC
06-04-2005, 03:42 PM
Aren't you glad you decided to peek over at the Mane and see what's up? ROFL!
This is weird, even for Watermock.
elsid13
06-04-2005, 03:49 PM
I find more than that in pockets of old jeans.
Maybe you can send some of it to Jake for haircut, and new sunglass
Tredici
06-04-2005, 03:55 PM
My tractor is a beast.
broncogary
06-04-2005, 04:03 PM
My tractor is a beast.
Rediculous, you didn't pay either one million or two million for that. LOL
DBroncos4life
06-04-2005, 04:07 PM
Mock here is some free advise...Never get high off your own supply
Arkie
06-04-2005, 04:29 PM
my only tractor.... :'(
http://www.deere.com/en_US/ProductCatalog/HO/media/images/product/gx345_78092_p.jpg
Rausch
06-04-2005, 05:16 PM
I will try to plant again to feed the planet.
I'll try.
I try pretty hard to feed the planet.
It's not even a whatever, it's just the way it is.
I will share.
Sounds like you should sleep it off...
Spider
06-04-2005, 05:41 PM
Honestly, your full of crap.
My tractors cost about 150k, My combines around a quarter million. Your clueless.
They can get up there in Price ........ Hell we had a John Deere and a Old McCormic farm all , no cabs , no Radios , no heater ....... But then all we planted was corn and Alfalfa ...150 acres worth , and old self propeled windrower international and 400 head of cattle ...... I thought we was top of the line ;D
broncogary
06-04-2005, 05:43 PM
They can get up there in Price ........ Hell we had a John Deere and a Old McCormic farm all , no cabs , no Radios , no heater ....... But then all we planted was corn and Alfalfa ...150 acres worth , and old self propeled windrower international and 400 head of cattle ...... I thought we was top of the line ;D
Yep, now they have internet on the tractors. You think mock is just sitting around? Hilarious!
Spider
06-04-2005, 05:46 PM
Yep, now they have internet on the tractors. You think mock is just sitting around? Hilarious!
LOL . wouldnt shock me if they did ....... I havent been to a farm expo in years .. I will have to go check one out , to see how out of date I am
My tractor has a swiming pool
Mtbrncofn
06-04-2005, 08:38 PM
Maybe you can send some of it to Jake for haircut, and new sunglass
And a razor, so he can shave that goofy ass 'stache off.
Mtbrncofn
06-04-2005, 08:45 PM
My tractor gives head
Wow! I'm pretty sure that alone is worth at least a quarter mil. :D
Mr. Trout
06-04-2005, 09:17 PM
This is one of the weirdest threads I have seen on here and that says a lot.
watermock
06-04-2005, 09:26 PM
My tractor was 150k. The combine Quarter million. I have over a quarter million in my Semi Business. I have three people running Semis. Ladie Daddie dahe. We make ten grand a week running those semis.
The driver makes about 5 grand, I make about 4 grand.
Everyone gets banannas.
Funny thing is I bought the Semi for about 6 thousand, and put about three more into it.
It payed for itself in one trip.
Mock had to spend 5k on it, but it's running strong.
I have a golf course in my semi
watermock
06-04-2005, 09:31 PM
I own a golf course.
watermock
06-04-2005, 09:33 PM
You people doen't even have a clue who I am.
I have lost millions.
I'm building a trucking company.
watermock
06-04-2005, 09:35 PM
I am buying another semi.
This time, it's not going to be 6 thousand, it's going to be 60.
watermock
06-04-2005, 09:36 PM
Proper Semi is a quarter million.
watermock
06-04-2005, 09:40 PM
I am online buying another Semi.
Yeah it's garbage, but I will put it together. I test compression...
I have to get tags on it.
Then she runs round the interstate and makes money for me.
watermock
06-04-2005, 09:42 PM
One run pays off the semi...
elsid13
06-04-2005, 09:43 PM
One run pays off the semi...
I'm learning more about the mind of Mock then I ever wanted to.......
watermock
06-04-2005, 09:51 PM
Oh never mind.
Mock can't afford to have nothing but a top notch quarter million dollar combine.
It's not an option. I can't farm without my crazy combine.
My crazy tractor isn't an option either.
It's just not an option.
Buying Semis is another matter. I can get those cheap.
I can't move grain without top notch equipment.
You just can't do it. Top notch Combine isn't even an issue. If I don't have a top notch Combine I'm toast.
We don't have a giant one, just a good one.
She's a maneater and can roll out crop fast as we can take it out.
We rolled 6 combines last year clearing the beans.
We cleared 1700 acres in one day.
watermock
06-04-2005, 10:01 PM
I'm learning more about the mind of Mock then I ever wanted to.......
Whatever. The Semi was paid off on one run. Plus insurance and the help.
She got good mileage too. We had to fix her brake tanks, fuel lines and alot more, but she still cost less than 10k.
And she's a beauty double cab.
She will make 5 grand for the driver and 5 grand for us every run.
Needa Pass Rush
06-04-2005, 10:06 PM
http://www.usedxpress.com/images/high/Upload/200405/15/130400..JPG
This is my chariot.
Spider
06-04-2005, 10:09 PM
One run pays off the semi...
Yeah if you run regional ........I ran all 48 and Canada , thought I would make a Million in no time ........ I learned my lesson fast and quick , by the time I was done buying permits , Base plate , Bobtail insurence , Cargo insurence , IFTA , and 12 k a year in Road use tax , I was starting to think I would make more money with an organ and a monkey .......
Then I discoved the wide world of Leasing my Rig onto a company , then I manged to work my way down to being a company Driver ........
My uncle still owns a few trucks , more power to him I want no part of it .....
I am happy with being a land lord for now ;D
Sodak
06-04-2005, 10:12 PM
I can feel...
Sodak
06-04-2005, 10:13 PM
reality
Sodak
06-04-2005, 10:14 PM
:peace: :pigsfly: :crazy: :loopy: :alky: :puff: slipping away...
ClevelandBronco2
06-04-2005, 10:15 PM
I have a feeling that I could learn more about business by spending a week with Mock than I could learn by spending a couple of semesters at your average university.
Spider
06-04-2005, 10:18 PM
Ha! mock is right though alot of Money running them Large cars , Mock is transporting his own stuff , so the $$ aspect is close to what he claims ........ Hell in the Mid 80's , early 90's I was clearing close to 90 cents a mile averaged 4200 - 5100 Miles a week , stayed away from Cali as much as I could , too many hills and long layovers .......
for a long time fruit flies scrrewed Californias economy up , layovers 2-3 weeks long there .....serious down time..... wheels dont turn you make no money
Crushaholic
06-05-2005, 12:31 AM
She thinks my tractor's sexy. It really turns her on...