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Bob's your Information Minister
06-02-2005, 04:03 PM
Chiefs cut his overpaid ass today. Hey, he's faster than Rice. ROFL!

Clockwork Orange
06-02-2005, 04:05 PM
Rice will at least catch it when it's thrown his way.

Someone else can pick up your trash.

FADERPROOF
06-02-2005, 04:07 PM
Rice will at least catch it when it's thrown his way.

Someone else can pick up your trash.

I feel sorry for the team that picks up the Chiefs trash...(watch it be the Broncos now...)

jebures
06-02-2005, 04:07 PM
Chiefs cut his overpaid ass today. Hey, he's faster than Rice. ROFL!

"you wanna see my balls" (Eurotrip)

elsid13
06-02-2005, 04:08 PM
That like asking a Chief fan if he/she want to get rid of thier mullet.

DB-Freak
06-02-2005, 04:09 PM
Solid 3rd WR choice.

Prefer it more than rice.

FADERPROOF
06-02-2005, 04:11 PM
Solid 3rd WR choice.

Prefer it more than rice.

The guy in your avatar is a better 3rd WR choice than either of the two.

DBroncos4life
06-02-2005, 04:11 PM
Its a good thing I had some rep to give you bob.

Crushaholic
06-02-2005, 04:12 PM
Solid 3rd WR choice.

Prefer it more than rice.

What are you smoking, today? Rice is the GOAT and Morton is some dude that can do the Worm. I'd rather have Quitterson back than Morton, and that's saying a lot.

Bob's your Information Minister
06-02-2005, 04:13 PM
Rice will at least catch it when it's thrown his way.

Someone else can pick up your trash.

I was going to defend Morton, but then I realize he's no longer a Chief.

But he was one of the leading third down receivers last year. Please kill me.

DBroncos4life
06-02-2005, 04:15 PM
I can't wait to see the Samie Parker is the **** threads now.

Clockwork Orange
06-02-2005, 04:15 PM
Didn't Elton Johnnie miss a bunch of games last season?

SoCalBronco
06-02-2005, 04:17 PM
So Bob who is gonna be the other starting WR? Parker? Bo? Thorpe? Richard Smith (he's actually not bad)?

DB-Freak
06-02-2005, 04:19 PM
I was going to defend Morton, but then I realize he's no longer a Chief.

But he was one of the leading third down receivers last year. Please kill me.
He's a decent possession WR with quickness. Great fit for the 3rd WR spot.

elsid13
06-02-2005, 04:19 PM
So Bob who is gonna be the other starting WR? Parker? Bo? Thorpe? Richard Smith (he's actually not bad)?


GUNTHER......

Crushaholic
06-02-2005, 04:20 PM
Please kill me.

Glad to oblige... thwack

DB-Freak
06-02-2005, 04:20 PM
The guy in your avatar is a better 3rd WR choice than either of the two.

He's nowhere near a guarantee right now.

Bob's your Information Minister
06-02-2005, 04:32 PM
Didn't Elton Johnnie miss a bunch of games last season?

The last 3 of the year. He would have cracked 1,000.

Bob's your Information Minister
06-02-2005, 04:34 PM
I can't wait to see the Samie Parker is the **** threads now.

;D :strong:

MileHighMania
06-02-2005, 04:37 PM
Overpaid... heh, wasn't his fault.

Bob's your Information Minister
06-02-2005, 04:38 PM
C'mon, Taco, you gotta show some love for your Oregon homie:

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/college/football/_photos/2003-09-18-inside-oregon.jpg

MileHighMania
06-02-2005, 04:43 PM
Rice had as many TDs (3) and only 1 fewer 100+ yard game than Morton did last year... and Rice played for two teams.

Nuggets4
06-02-2005, 04:44 PM
"you wanna see my balls" (Eurotrip)

"This isn't where I parked my car"

Bob's your Information Minister
06-02-2005, 04:44 PM
Rice had as many TDs (3) and only 1 fewer 100+ yard game than Morton did last year... and Rice played for two teams.

Rice wasn't playing with the enigmatic touchdown threat of Eddie Kennison opposite. :hitself:

Don't laugh! He had eight touchdowns!

Clockwork Orange
06-02-2005, 04:46 PM
"This isn't where I parked my car"

"Fiona!"

Nuggets4
06-02-2005, 04:48 PM
"Scotty doesn't know!"

"You gotta admit, it's a catchy song."

Welcome to page 2.

Bob's your Information Minister
06-02-2005, 04:49 PM
Welcome to page 2.

Hey! Roomy in here!

watermock
06-02-2005, 05:07 PM
Thank god they drafted a WR, or was that a punter?

jebures
06-02-2005, 05:11 PM
"Scotty doesn't know!"

"You gotta admit, it's a catchy song."

Welcome to page 2.

Thats how I got my nickname in college, because all of the girls wanted somebody to sing that song to.

Bob's your Information Minister
06-02-2005, 05:12 PM
Thank god they drafted a WR, or was that a punter?

Both. We're loaded. :charge:

FADERPROOF
06-02-2005, 06:12 PM
"Scotty doesn't know!"

"You gotta admit, it's a catchy song."

Welcome to page 2.

"Wanna know another intersting fact? YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER, MAN!!"

Clockwork Orange
06-02-2005, 07:10 PM
Both. We're loaded. :charge:

LOL

But seriously.

:laugh:

Nuggets4
06-02-2005, 07:11 PM
"Wanna know another intersting fact? YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER, MAN!!"

"My baby takes the morning train......"

This is such a stupid movie, but damn if it isn't one of my favorites.

Blueflame
06-02-2005, 07:14 PM
"Scotty doesn't know!"

"You gotta admit, it's a catchy song."

Welcome to page 2.

The nude beach scene could have been something right out of OrangeMane Survivor One... (Sausage Island). Ha!

Clockwork Orange
06-02-2005, 07:15 PM
The nude beach scene could have been something right out of OrangeMane Survivor One... (Sausage Island). Ha!

LOL

"There were so many....penises."

Atlas
06-02-2005, 07:16 PM
We have the greatest WR in the history of the NFL. WHy would we want Morten???

-Slap-
06-02-2005, 07:23 PM
Maybe Matt Millen will resign him.

FADERPROOF
06-02-2005, 07:26 PM
"My baby takes the morning train......"

This is such a stupid movie, but damn if it isn't one of my favorites.

I love that movie, not as good as Road Trip but certainly in the same class.

"Why are you wearing my bathrobe?"

"I don't know, maybe because someone pissed all over mine klast night!"

The part that cracks me up the most is when he finds out that his penpal was a hot chick, so he's all flipping out and Connor walks in:

"Mom made pancakes." "I'm in love with my penpal! I love Mike!"

LOL just cracks me up the way he says it and the stunned reaction he gets.

clean
06-02-2005, 07:32 PM
"They really are the worst twins ever."

minibronco
06-02-2005, 07:57 PM
why is it that whenever a chiefs player gets dropped, someone posts something about picking him up?

we don't pick up trash....

Clockwork Orange
06-02-2005, 07:58 PM
why is it that whenever a chiefs player gets dropped, someone posts something about picking him up?

we don't pick up trash....

Dale Carter or Chester McGlockton ring a bell?

It has happened before.

Nuggets4
06-02-2005, 08:10 PM
"They really are the worst twins ever."

"Hapi djus" (http://www.jahozafat.com/cgi-bin/mp3s.cgi?Eurotrip=hapidjus.mp3)

Jason in LA
06-02-2005, 08:21 PM
I wouldn't mind the Broncos picking up his brother Chad. That guy can return kicks.

McGlockton was a good pick. He played well for the Broncos.

clean
06-02-2005, 08:30 PM
"This isn't where I parked my car"

"Well, there's your 'R' rating, right there."


http://www.jahozafat.com/cgi-bin/mp3s.cgi?Eurotrip=rrating.mp3

Atlas
06-03-2005, 12:17 AM
Dale Carter or Chester McGlockton ring a bell?

It has happened before.

Hey Chester played well for Denver.

Bob's your Information Minister
06-03-2005, 12:29 AM
Dale Carter or Chester McGlockton ring a bell?

It has happened before.

Can we have Chester back? We need someone to replace Bartee and his zero interceptions. Come to think of it we may move Ryan Sims to CB.