View Full Version : Terror alert in Oakland
Bronx33
05-29-2005, 11:44 AM
OAKLAND, (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Norv Turner immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again. ;D
rbackfactory80
05-29-2005, 12:05 PM
OAKLAND, (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Norv Turner immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again. ;D
HAha yeah that wont happen again for many years. But what I heard was the defenders had a pretty good idea about what it was. They had their backs to it many time before. :Broncos:
RhymesayersDU
05-29-2005, 12:13 PM
/yawn
-Slap-
05-29-2005, 12:19 PM
That one has whiskers.
GreatBronco16
05-29-2005, 02:07 PM
OAKLAND, (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Norv Turner immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again. ;D
Ha!
-Slap-
05-29-2005, 02:29 PM
:nono:
Jason in LA
05-29-2005, 02:43 PM
Man, that's an old one.
Wasn't there one a while back about the Cowboys sniffing it up?
Florida_Bronco
05-29-2005, 03:25 PM
OAKLAND, (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Norv Turner immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again. ;D
ROFL!
You mean this white line? ;)
LifersRaiders
05-30-2005, 06:35 AM
Hey, lookee here. Yet another thread about the Raiders. Wasn't I telling you putz's just a couple of days ago about your 24/7/365 obsession with the Raiders?
Atlas
05-30-2005, 08:34 AM
Hey, lookee here. Yet another thread about the Raiders. Wasn't I telling you putz's just a couple of days ago about your 24/7/365 obsession with the Raiders?
Look who has the obsession. Your the one trolling a Bronco board everyday!!
Pat Bowlen
05-30-2005, 09:57 AM
Man, it'd be a real shame if some mean old terrorist wiped out the Oakland Raiders. Thank God it wasn't anything serious.
LifersRaiders
05-30-2005, 11:49 AM
Look who has the obsession. Your the one trolling a Bronco board everyday!!No one is "trolling" a Broncos board, putz. I swing through here on occasion to see what the local donkoTRASH are up to. I'm here to provide balance and to kick you LOSERS to the curb when needed.
-Slap-
05-30-2005, 12:39 PM
No one is "trolling" a Broncos board, putz. I swing through here on occassion to see what the local donkoTRASH are up to. I'm here to provide balance and to kick you LOSERS to the curb when needed.
Not exactly. We actually just keep you around to laugh at your grotesque stupidity. You're the dumbest troll currently posting and one of the five dumbest asses in the history of this site.
Florida_Bronco
05-30-2005, 03:53 PM
Not exactly. We actually just keep you around to laugh at your grotesque stupidity. You're the dumbest troll currently posting and one of the five dumbest asses in the history of this site.
I agree, at least Bob has a hint of football knowledge.
Bob's your Information Minister
05-30-2005, 04:17 PM
I agree, at least Bob has a hint of football knowledge.
Hey, a compliment! I'll go masturbate now.
LifersRaiders
05-30-2005, 04:30 PM
I agree, at least Bob has a hint of football knowledge.Sucking up to a lowly Chef fan, I see. Where's your Chargerette buddy? May as well hold hands with a SeaSquawk fan while you're at it. I'm always amused at how the Baby Puke Orange & Smurf Blue will cuddle up and spoon with the Abortion Red & KKK White in a feeble attempt to attack the mighty Silver & Black.
Blueflame
05-30-2005, 04:38 PM
Sucking up to a lowly Chef fan, I see. Where's your Chargerette buddy? May as well hold hands with a SeaSquawk fan while you're at it. I'm always amused at how the Baby Puke Orange & Smurf Blue will cuddle up and spoon with the Abortion Red & KKK White in a feeble attempt to attack the mighty Silver & Black.
Your standards must not be too high if you characterize nine wins in two seasons as "mighty"... Broncos fans would view a nine-win season as subpar.
Spider
05-30-2005, 04:41 PM
Sucking up to a lowly Chef fan, I see. Where's your Chargerette buddy? May as well hold hands with a SeaSquawk fan while you're at it. I'm always amused at how the Baby Puke Orange & Smurf Blue will cuddle up and spoon with the Abortion Red & KKK White in a feeble attempt to attack the mighty Silver & Black.
Spider
05-30-2005, 04:42 PM
Your standards must not be too high if you characterize nine wins in two seasons as "mighty"... Broncos fans would view a nine-win season as subpar.
Ha! LifersRaiders conciders his finger breaking through toilet paper getting lucky ;D
Blueflame
05-30-2005, 05:16 PM
Ha! LifersRaiders conciders his finger breaking through toilet paper getting lucky ;D
Positively brutal, Spider... I approve.
rofl Hilarious! LOL
Spider
05-30-2005, 05:20 PM
Positively brutal, Spider... I approve.
rofl Hilarious! LOL
LOL .......
Kaylore
05-30-2005, 06:21 PM
Ha! LifersRaiders conciders his finger breaking through toilet paper getting lucky ;D
^5
LifersRaiders
05-30-2005, 06:57 PM
"....conciders..."
Jesus freeking Christ, I don't know if there's a hovel inhabited in one place on the Internet with so many people completely devoid of an inkling of brain smarts in one place as this dump. It's unreal how stupid the lot of you are. Well, Bronco message boards are magnets for people with the brain power of your common house fly.
FADERPROOF
05-30-2005, 06:59 PM
"....conciders..."
Jesus freeking Christ, I don't know if there's a hovel inhabited in one place on the Internet with so many people completely devoid of an inkling of brain smarts in one place as this dump. It's unreal how stupid the lot of you are. Well, Bronco message boards are magnets for people with the brain power of your common house fly.
And yes, grammer smack is the weakest of all forms of smack, it shows a true beatdown has occured and the only hope is to make fun of them misspelling a word.
Spider
05-30-2005, 07:05 PM
"....conciders..."
Jesus freeking Christ, I don't know if there's a hovel inhabited in one place on the Internet with so many people completely devoid of an inkling of brain smarts in one place as this dump. It's unreal how stupid the lot of you are. Well, Bronco message boards are magnets for people with the brain power of your common house fly.
H! Spelling smack ........ Hilarious! still doesnt change that fingering = getting lucky .....I notice you didnt bother denying it .......
LifersRaiders
05-30-2005, 07:06 PM
And yes, grammer smack is the weakest of all forms of smack, it shows a true beatdown has occured and the only hope is to make fun of them misspelling a word.
Typos and misspellings are one thing. I get that. This dump isn't a spelling bee. However, Spider and a few others here are just plain stoopid.
Raidersbane
05-30-2005, 07:23 PM
Typos and misspellings are one thing. I get that. This dump isn't a spelling bee. However, Spider and a few others here are just plain stoopid.
I see RaiderLoser is home at last. Consider coming to this place your first step in recovering from the mistake of being a Fader fan......we can help you, and all you have to do is admit that you have cheered for the Faders and soon you can say goodbye to the agony of enduring yet another season of disasters in the NFL under Alvis's inept ownership.....
Spider
05-30-2005, 07:25 PM
Typos and misspellings are one thing. I get that. This dump isn't a spelling bee. However, Spider and a few others here are just plain stoopid.
Ha! .... I see I hurt your feelings yet again ..... Well hell take another hit off the crack pipe , all will be better in the morning .......
Blueflame
05-30-2005, 07:25 PM
Typos and misspellings are one thing. I get that. This dump isn't a spelling bee. However, Spider and a few others here are just plain stoopid.
Nevermind the misspelling, you still have to admit that was a good zinger and you did get owned in that exchange.
LifersRaiders
05-30-2005, 10:11 PM
Nevermind the misspelling, you still have to admit that was a good zinger and you did get owned in that exchange.
Yeah, I got owned. I suck. I'm a Raider Fan
Blueflame
05-30-2005, 10:20 PM
Yeah, I got owned.....moron.
Yeah, you did. Moron? Hey, it wasn't me that just called 9 wins in 2 seasons "mighty" . Hilarious!
Spider
05-31-2005, 05:02 AM
Yeah, you did. Moron? Hey, it wasn't me that just called 9 wins in 2 seasons "mighty" . Hilarious!
;D his standard is low .. Big shock there hey
Atlas
05-31-2005, 05:09 AM
No one is "trolling" a Broncos board, putz. I swing through here on occasion to see what the local donkoTRASH are up to. I'm here to provide balance and to kick you LOSERS to the curb when needed.
TROLL
Atlas
05-31-2005, 05:10 AM
Not exactly. We actually just keep you around to laugh at your grotesque stupidity. You're the dumbest troll currently posting and one of the five dumbest asses in the history of this site.
WOW Slap that is pretty hig...errrr... low praise.
Atlas
05-31-2005, 05:14 AM
Well, Bronco message boards are magnets for people with the brain power of your common house fly.
Magnet.. You must be right it attracted you here.
gunns
05-31-2005, 11:36 AM
No one is "trolling" a Broncos board, putz. I swing through here on occasion to see what the local donkoTRASH are up to. I'm here to provide balance and to kick you LOSERS to the curb when needed.
Seems you must have had your legs amputated or just can't quite get the coordination for the "kicking" to occur.
9 wins in 2 seasons Hilarious! "Mighty" ROFL!
Florida_Bronco
06-01-2005, 07:31 AM
Yeah, I got owned.....moron.
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