View Full Version : Twelve Things Not To Say To The Police
Bronx33
05-29-2005, 11:38 AM
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are you Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son...Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?' You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Office your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating donuts?
When we were in college my buddy got stopped and the officer gave him the old road side test! asked if he could walk the white line........my buddy responded......."I don't know? can you help me up on it first!?" ;D
Crushaholic
05-29-2005, 04:09 PM
13. Gee, officer. I've got a George Washington right here that says you'll overlook this...
Not only will you be in trouble for bribing, but pathetic bribing...lol
dbroncos31
05-29-2005, 06:20 PM
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are you Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son...Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?' You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Office your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating donuts?
i started to choke when i read #6...i can just picture someone saying that. hahahahahaha
Dukes
05-29-2005, 07:15 PM
"I was going 96 mph? Oh, you must have clocked me as I was slowing down"
Bronx33
05-29-2005, 08:18 PM
How you doing tonight Mr Osseefeer..
-Slap-
05-29-2005, 08:32 PM
When the officer asks if you know how fast you were going, you shouldn't reply, "You're the facist pig, you tell me".
Pat Bowlen
05-29-2005, 08:57 PM
"Well, she looks 18..."
Hogan11
05-29-2005, 09:53 PM
When the Officer says "You were speeding" reply with a shaking finger "So were you!"
Dr. Broncenstein
05-29-2005, 10:04 PM
"did you say.. meow?"
Macnut
05-29-2005, 11:25 PM
A couple of nights ago, here in Oahu, the Mayor's wife got pulled over and given a speeding ticket with the mayor in the passenger seat. Man that cop got balls! The mayor was pissed with the cops line of questioning.
gunns
05-29-2005, 11:49 PM
The mayor was pissed with the cops line of questioning.
Welcome to the real world.
Macnut
05-30-2005, 12:52 AM
The mayor was pissed with the cops line of questioning.
Welcome to the real world.
True but you'd never thought that would happen to the Mayor of all people. The top boss of the cops.
OrangeShadow
05-30-2005, 04:52 AM
"did you say.. meow?"
Hilarious!
did i say meow?
watermock
05-30-2005, 05:28 AM
"You make me shpill my slurpie corktail...there wash 5 bucks of booze on that...you owe me 5 bucks...or oink like Cartman...I'm a little piggy...oink oink oink..!"
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