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SJ Bronco
05-20-2005, 04:56 PM
I drove by the Macafee Col last night on my way home and saw three guys camped out in darth Vader garbe. I thought they were showing revenge of the syth on the big screen, came to find out, Raider season tickets are going on sale soon.... Yikes! Yikes!

Apparently, those three guys will be the season ticket holders for the year. The rest of the 5000 tickets will be sold the friday before the game when the unemployment checks are delivered.

Never to early to punch a raider fan! Happy mini camps everyone! Nyah!

Spider
05-20-2005, 05:12 PM
;D

watermock
05-20-2005, 05:23 PM
Randy Moss is going to love it there. First thing he does is cut ties, saying Pep isn't his friend anymore *tears* and blow up Pep on a national media.

All Cullpepper said was that it might of been the right time to go in a different direction. Pep didn't make the damn trade.

Moss is a certified idiot. He better worry about that chronic ankle that Minnesota didn't bother telling them about

Pep said it best, when he said he called Moss before the trade, and then after the trade...and that Moss knows his number.

And I knew the Whizzinator would come up spades. Thats why mock drafted a RB in the Mock draft. Never mind, Minnesota has enough RB's to spare. It's a shame because O. Smith is first round talent. I was praying they could send him to Pimp Daddy but too late.

pabst81
05-20-2005, 05:25 PM
http://www.eviltree.de/zoomquilt/zoom.htm

pabst81
05-20-2005, 05:44 PM
A mustsee Jessica Alba striptease- safe for work

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=yatta.mpg

pabst81
05-20-2005, 06:36 PM
Maybe the funniest video I've ever seen.
America We Stand As One
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2668123?htv=12

Taco John
05-20-2005, 06:42 PM
Nice to see you around SJ... Where you been brother?

Rock Chalk
05-20-2005, 06:44 PM
Nice to see you around SJ... Where you been brother?
Hmm, you didnt welcome me back after my hiatus...

-Slap-
05-20-2005, 07:02 PM
Randy Moss is going to love it there. First thing he does is cut ties, saying Pep isn't his friend anymore *tears* and blow up Pep on a national media.

All Cullpepper said was that it might of been the right time to go in a different direction. Pep didn't make the damn trade.

Moss is a certified idiot. He better worry about that chronic ankle that Minnesota didn't bother telling them about

Pep said it best, when he said he called Moss before the trade, and then after the trade...and that Moss knows his number.

Culpepper showed the patience of a saint in dealing with that knucklehead. I was always praying that Duante would just wheel on Randy on the sideline one day and beat the living crap out of him.

GreatBronco16
05-20-2005, 07:29 PM
Hmm, you didnt welcome me back after my hiatus...


You know nobody cares about you. :P

watermock
05-20-2005, 07:48 PM
Culpepper showed the patience of a saint in dealing with that knucklehead. I was always praying that Duante would just wheel on Randy on the sideline one day and beat the living crap out of him.

Dante knows he's not the living feces. If anyone, I know the guys limitations. He's remarkably similiar to McNabb. All of us just got tired of the Randy me Randy this show. Pep might not be the best QB, but damn, Moss is a freaking distraction to the max. Good riddance. It takes him three months to diss his biggest supporter in Minnesota?

Good Lord, Minnesota is the most forgiving environment your can imagine. I won't even explain, but you can roll out the Barrells here.

Moss is a prick and he gets what he asked for. As a Vikings fan, I can't tell you how happy McCombs, Moss and Pimp Daddy are all gone now.

Now I have to deal with a New Jersey Land Developer...

I can handle that, because he will get the new statium built, altho it boils my blood, that's life.

watermock
05-20-2005, 07:50 PM
Mock kinda has Viking blood in his veins and always is looking at the poor sister.

I think things are looking brighter now after a really dark period. I am ashamed of the Vikings of the past ten years, but never deserted them.

I just want the franchise to be honorable again.

They are sifting thru the crap.

I'm really leary about this new owner tho.

They should let Taylor take the helm.

Denver '78
05-20-2005, 07:57 PM
I just want the franchise to be honorable again.



I think that ship sailed when Cris Carter retired, and Randy Moss became Randy Moss. They looked nice in the offseason but I don't think they'll be a SB contender. Maybe in a decade or so...

Cito Pelon
05-20-2005, 08:05 PM
I drove by the Macafee Col last night on my way home and saw three guys camped out in darth Vader garbe. I thought they were showing revenge of the syth on the big screen, came to find out, Raider season tickets are going on sale soon.... Yikes! Yikes!

Apparently, those three guys will be the season ticket holders for the year. The rest of the 5000 tickets will be sold the friday before the game when the unemployment checks are delivered.

Never to early to punch a raider fan! Happy mini camps everyone! Nyah!

That was pretty good . . . ROFL!

SJ Bronco
05-21-2005, 04:01 PM
I've ben working and my daughter has ben taking alot of my time, but nice to see I was missed...

TheNextStep
05-21-2005, 04:05 PM
I think that ship sailed when Cris Carter retired, and Randy Moss became Randy Moss. They looked nice in the offseason but I don't think they'll be a SB contender. Maybe in a decade or so...

When Anthony Carter retired, you mean... because Cris Carter was a freakin' tool. I don't care how many "feel good" fluff pieces ESPN ran towards the end of his career, the guy was a first grade prick.

Tredici
05-21-2005, 04:09 PM
And he was Moss's mentor...

Sodak
05-21-2005, 04:16 PM
If the Vikes threatened to move to Iowa, they'd have a new stadium within a year.

watermock
05-21-2005, 06:28 PM
I have a few cornfields for sale if the Vikings want to move to the Iowa Great Lakes.

Sounds like some New Jersey Real Estate Weasle is going to take over the ownership battle. They should of sold to Taylor, who actually cared about the team. The ironic thing is that he was from Sioux Falls, and the legislature dumped Taylor. Now they have a Jewish Weasle Real Estate Developer running the show instead. Nice move Minnesota. Taylor wanted to buy the team, but wasn't "local" enough, altho he was just a stones throw away. Now we get some George Steinbrenner wannabe that is going to rape us.

I'm beyond pissed. Sure, he will build a new stadium, and then build all around it with urban sprawl. It's pathetic.

It never ends up here.

Bronco in TN.
05-21-2005, 08:22 PM
I have a few cornfields for sale if the Vikings want to move to the Iowa Great Lakes.

The Okoboji Vikings?

TheNextStep
05-21-2005, 08:25 PM
And he was Moss's mentor...

Yep... and to date, I've thought that Moss was a freakin' tool, too.

I'm like any fan - I'll cheer for the guy but that doesn't mean that I necessarily like him (just like you guys will cheer for Sauerbraun to do well, even though he's a freakin' tool as well).

Tredici
05-21-2005, 09:33 PM
Yep... and to date, I've thought that Moss was a freakin' tool, too.

I'm like any fan - I'll cheer for the guy but that doesn't mean that I necessarily like him (just like you guys will cheer for Sauerbraun to do well, even though he's a freakin' tool as well).

Hey... a fat, unmotivated -yet skilled punter, will probably be better than any other tool we've had kicking lately...

And both of us have lived through Romanowski donning the respective colors. :yep:

watermock
05-21-2005, 10:19 PM
Okoboji means Blue Water in Injun. it's one of 3 blue water lakes in the world, but it's too crowded. Spirit Lake, I don't know the injun name. It's still peacefull and can be skied without risk, it isn't overrun. It's a beautiful lake and I love her.

Titonka is a town to the east, I didn't realize it meant Buffalo till I watched Dancing with Wolves.

I wasn't that impressed with the movie at first, but I think it's pretty cool now. It's incredibly sad from my standpoint. After seeing it a third time, my opinion changed about it.

Yeah, it was hollywood, but it was pretty cool. From Cortez to Custer, we didn't give them a chance. Mock just want's peace. I posture plenty. I just want peace.

watermock
05-21-2005, 10:23 PM
Noone want's peace more than I do.

I'm not even going to bother with it. I hate war.

But I'm not letting anyone slip slide past our development of weapons.

I think we have a good government. So off we go one by one.

You won't see mock bashing any new weapon.

watermock
05-21-2005, 10:29 PM
We need to replace the Stryker, it's a piece of crap. It doesn't mean we didn't try.

I think we should push the Abrahm's platform into personal carriers with multiple guns.

But that is just me.

I don't want my children killed.

Build a bunch more armored personel carriers on the A1 chassis. Nice thick, badass stuff. I don't want our kids running around in jeeps. Give me some APC's with hellfire. Give me an abrahms with a hellfire and I give you a dead terrorist.

Then when some bomb goes off, we get out of our tank and open fire.

****in' A.

watermock
05-21-2005, 10:35 PM
Problem is that the Abrahms weighs so much.

so what.

Put a new platform on the thing and design it with multiple guns and stop patroling with humvees...

Oh well...It's not that damn hard..

oh well.

I guess it doesn't matter unless we win the war on the ground.

it's cool to think about high tech weapons.

It's still all about the ground.

Bronco in TN.
05-21-2005, 11:11 PM
Okoboji means Blue Water in Injun. it's one of 3 blue water lakes in the world, but it's too crowded. Spirit Lake, I don't know the injun name. It's still peacefull and can be skied without risk, it isn't overrun. It's a beautiful lake and I love her.

Oh, I'm very familiar with the area. I like West and East Okoboji very much.