View Full Version : Katie Holmes, say it aint so
Master___Pain
05-05-2005, 09:25 AM
Does she know Ron Mexico?
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/katie-holmes-lips-big.jpg
RaiderH8r
05-05-2005, 09:29 AM
It looks like she blew Ron Mexico
Jason in LA
05-05-2005, 09:30 AM
Naw, it's gotta be Griese's fault. Pryce threw a punch at him, he ducked, and Holmes got hit. Yeah, that's gotta be it.
Breck Bronc
05-05-2005, 09:31 AM
Tom must have beaten her up when she found out she was nothing more than a beard.
Breck Bronc
05-05-2005, 09:41 AM
http://www.katieholmespictures.com/gallery/albums/publications/2004/details/normal_kh_02.jpg
She needs to ditch Cruise and move to Denver with me.
Master___Pain
05-05-2005, 09:46 AM
http://www.katieholmespictures.com/gallery/albums/publications/2004/details/normal_kh_02.jpg
She needs to ditch Cruise and move to Denver with me.
Bad image link
Breck Bronc
05-05-2005, 10:01 AM
Bad image linkshows up on my screen. Oh well.
watermock
05-05-2005, 10:06 AM
Her lips look like two earthworms mating.
ro_50
05-05-2005, 10:06 AM
What happened to her? Geez. Tom Cruise must have smacked her around or something.
yavoon
05-05-2005, 10:46 AM
ok so we seem to be split is that an STD or did she get wacked?
RaiderH8r
05-05-2005, 10:51 AM
ok so we seem to be split is that an STD or did she get wacked?
STD...RON MEXICO STRIKES AGAIN!!
watermock
05-05-2005, 10:51 AM
Who is Katie Holmes, and why do I even care?
So she has herpes. Seems to be the fashon of choice in Hollywood these days. It's so common it's insane. I have no clue why I don't have it honestly, I just didn't catch it. I guess I didn't get laid enough. The photo certainly does say slut on her face tho. I had a girlfriend that had it, but I never caught it. I'm a GOD.
RaiderH8r
05-05-2005, 10:53 AM
Who is Katie Holmes, and why do I even care?
So she has herpes. Seems to be the fashon of choice in Hollywood these days. It's so common it's insane. I have no clue why I don't have it honestly, I just didn't catch it. I guess I didn't get laid enough. The photo certainly does say slut on her face tho. I had a girlfriend that had it, but I never caught it. I'm a GOD.
She's the girl with the herpes and if you want to continue life without the disease you would do well to know who she is.
GSRelyea
05-05-2005, 11:22 AM
Read an article about her the other day, I have a hard time imagining that there is any truth to it. It is from the Trentonian:
HOLMES A VIRGIN- As if the Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes relationship wasn't creepy enough, now word comes down that Ms. Holmes is a virgin and is saving herself for marriage. This, for the record is not going to help those decades old "Cruise is gay" rumors. Anyway, back to Katie. According to a 2003 interview she gave to the Sunday Mirror of London, Holmes said; according to the interviewer "she went to cheerleading practice, got straight A's and made a pledge that she would remain a virgin until marriage." Reps of Holmes have not responded to repeated calls from MSNBC and other news outlets to discuss her sex life. But let's say she is pure as the driven snow. Does this mean Cruise is planning on marrying this young woman? My mind spins. It's just all too weird. And for the record I prefer my movie star couples to have sex. Personal preference. Keeps things real.
- Jeff Edelstein
Breck Bronc
05-05-2005, 11:27 AM
Read an article about her the other day, I have a hard time imagining that there is any truth to it. It is from the Trentonian:
HOLMES A VIRGIN- As if the Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes relationship wasn't creepy enough, now word comes down that Ms. Holmes is a virgin and is saving herself for marriage. This, for the record is not going to help those decades old "Cruise is gay" rumors. Anyway, back to Katie. According to a 2003 interview she gave to the Sunday Mirror of London, Holmes said; according to the interviewer "she went to cheerleading practice, got straight A's and made a pledge that she would remain a virgin until marriage." Reps of Holmes have not responded to repeated calls from MSNBC and other news outlets to discuss her sex life. But let's say she is pure as the driven snow. Does this mean Cruise is planning on marrying this young woman? My mind spins. It's just all too weird. And for the record I prefer my movie star couples to have sex. Personal preference. Keeps things real.
- Jeff EdelsteinShe was engaged to the horrible actor Chris Kline for a long time. Can you imagine dating her for so long and never getting any, then she breaks up with you and you never got to crack her open, even once? Though I doubt the veracity of the virgin story.
Atlas
05-05-2005, 11:30 AM
http://hollywood.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/katieholmes5.JPG
bendog
05-05-2005, 11:31 AM
Maybe she has other skills, though looking at those "cold sores," a wise man would ..... do internet porn
GSRelyea
05-05-2005, 11:34 AM
If she is actually a virgin, Chris Kline has to be one pissed off guy. Talk about some serious blue balls.
bendog
05-05-2005, 12:01 PM
I dunno. You're young and you just want ..... Then you get old, and frankly some tart who'll do you at the stop light is physically taxing.
Jason in LA
05-05-2005, 12:45 PM
If she is actually a virgin, Chris Kline has to be one pissed off guy. Talk about some serious blue balls.
I'm pretty sure he had some other chick doing the heavy lifting.
broncos love
05-05-2005, 12:47 PM
Just out of curisotity who is ron mexico
ozomulsion
05-05-2005, 12:55 PM
Just out of curisotity who is ron mexico
Michael Vick
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0405051vick1.html
RaiderH8r
05-05-2005, 12:55 PM
Just out of curisotity who is ron mexico
Michael Vick. Some lady is suing him for giving her herpes and his alias in the encounter was Ron Mexico.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0405051vick1.html
RaiderH8r
05-05-2005, 12:55 PM
Michael Vick
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0405051vick1.html
Beat me to it....
GreatBronco16
05-05-2005, 01:40 PM
Damnit, I can't see the pic. Someone please put it up on another server so I can see it.
EDIT: Nevermind. It showed up after I posted this.
Kaylore
05-05-2005, 01:49 PM
Does she know Ron Mexico?
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/katie-holmes-lips-big.jpg
That's pretty gross. Shows you what good lighting, makeup and a solid post-production crew can do for you.
elsid13
05-05-2005, 04:13 PM
I must really be out of it, but she dating Tom Cruise? how old is she? 22 isn't he like 50?
Tredici
05-05-2005, 04:18 PM
He's old, she's young. He's short, she's tall.
The important thing is, it gets publicity.
Mtbrncofn
05-05-2005, 09:12 PM
Just out of curisotity who is ron mexico
Oh good, I wasn't the only one who didn't know who he was.
watermock
05-05-2005, 09:30 PM
We have no mercy here.
Mtbrncofn
05-05-2005, 09:47 PM
Michael Vick. Some lady is suing him for giving her herpes and his alias in the encounter was Ron Mexico.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0405051vick1.html
Yikes. So does Vick wear gloves when he plays? Because if he doesn't, wouldn't he be at risk of passing it on to his teammates? I don't think I've ever seen a QB who doesn't do that lick their fingers thing before they grab the ball.
Watch out little Sparrows!
Yikes. So does Vick wear gloves when he plays? Because if he doesn't, wouldn't he be at risk of passing it on to his teammates? I don't think I've ever seen a QB who doesn't do that lick their fingers thing before they grab the ball. Its herpies, not ****ing ebola. He'd need to bleed all over the ball, then have a teammate lick that **** off to pass it on. Like most STDs it requires real bodily fluids, not that lame ass spit crap thats like, 95% water.
yavoon
05-05-2005, 10:34 PM
Yikes. So does Vick wear gloves when he plays? Because if he doesn't, wouldn't he be at risk of passing it on to his teammates? I don't think I've ever seen a QB who doesn't do that lick their fingers thing before they grab the ball.
Watch out little Sparrows!
haha the NFL is almost certainly rammed full of stds. 45 million? was the number someone mentioned on this forum for ppl who have herpes.
Mtbrncofn
05-05-2005, 10:38 PM
Its herpies, not ****ing ebola. He'd need to bleed all over the ball, then have a teammate lick that **** off to pass it on. Like most STDs it requires real bodily fluids, not that lame ass spit crap thats like, 95% water.
Settle down boy. :saywhat: Read up on your facts before you go spouting them off.
http://www.herpes.com/Transmission.shtml
UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
05-05-2005, 10:40 PM
HQ version.
http://img209.echo.cx/img209/9485/superkatieholmes537ki.th.jpg (http://img209.echo.cx/my.php?image=superkatieholmes537ki.jpg)
http://img209.echo.cx/img209/9571/superkatieholmes614wk.th.jpg (http://img209.echo.cx/my.php?image=superkatieholmes614wk.jpg)
http://img98.echo.cx/img98/9914/katieholmes577we.th.jpg (http://img98.echo.cx/my.php?image=katieholmes577we.jpg)
Mile High Shack
05-06-2005, 06:56 AM
Settle down boy. :saywhat: Read up on your facts before you go spouting them off.
http://www.herpes.com/Transmission.shtml
I'm pretty sure you can get it just from kissing
fontaine
05-06-2005, 08:24 AM
Yikes. So does Vick wear gloves when he plays? Because if he doesn't, wouldn't he be at risk of passing it on to his teammates? I don't think I've ever seen a QB who doesn't do that lick their fingers thing before they grab the ball.
Watch out little Sparrows!
Damn, if I was the Falcon's starting center I'd go out and fire my agent, then hire Rosenho, and threaten to hold out unless I get more "hazard pay."
Mtbrncofn
05-06-2005, 08:38 AM
I'm pretty sure you can get it just from kissing
That's what those facts say. They say it can be spread just by contact with any bodily fluids.
Mtbrncofn
05-06-2005, 08:39 AM
Damn, if I was the Falcon's starting center I'd go out and fire my agent, then hire Rosenho, and threaten to hold out unless I get more "hazard pay."
Yep! Now this is what I'm talkin about. They could really exploit this. ;)
Mile High Shack
05-06-2005, 08:43 AM
That's what those facts say. They say it can be spread just by contact with any bodily fluids.
My wife has to teach sex ed and STD prevention to the people on welfare she teaches, so she has informed me of all of this.
Apparently I have a good reason to lock our daughter in the basement until she’s 21 :), damn boys
Mtbrncofn
05-06-2005, 08:52 AM
My wife has to teach sex ed and STD prevention to the people on welfare she teaches, so she has informed me of all of this.
Apparently I have a good reason to lock our daughter in the basement until she’s 21 :), damn boys
Sounds like a great plan to me! I have already ordered chastity belts for my kids. ;)
I think there's a difference between cold-sore herpes and genital herpes....there is herpes simplex 1, simplex 2, etc.
I don't think you can give someone gental herpes (what Vick/Mexico supposedly has) through saliva on a football...
Bronx33
05-06-2005, 10:48 AM
It looks like she blew Ron Mexico
LMAO!
Mtbrncofn
05-06-2005, 02:37 PM
I think there's a difference between cold-sore herpes and genital herpes....there is herpes simplex 1, simplex 2, etc.
I don't think you can give someone gental herpes (what Vick/Mexico supposedly has) through saliva on a football...
I figured that, but who knows what goes on in the Falcon's lockerroom. Yikes!