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bronco_diesel
04-28-2005, 03:45 PM
for the star wars geeks...

http://viewaskew.com/news/sith/

"SITH" SPOILERS

You've been warned...

- "Revenge of the Sith" is, quite simply, ****ing awesome. This is the "Star Wars" prequel the haters have been bitching for since "Menace" came out, and if they don't cop to that when they finally see it, they're lying. As dark as "Empire" was, this movie goes a thousand times darker - from the triggering of Order 66 (which has all the Shock Troopers turning on the Jedi Knights they've been fighting beside throughout the Clone Wars and gunning them down), to the jaw-dropping Anakin/Obi Wan fight on Mustafar (where - after cutting his legs and arm off, Ben leaves Skywalker burning alive on the shores of a lava river, with Anakin spitting venomous sentiments at his departing mentor), this flick is so satisfyingly tragic, you'll think you're watching "Othello" or "Hamlet".

I saw a gorgeous digitally projected version of the flick, and lemme tell ya': this is a beautiful looking film. The opening space battle sequence is the best in any of the six "Star Wars" movies. Grievous and Kenobi's lightsaber duel is bad-ass, with Grievous rocking four sabers. The Clone Wars end rather early in the flick (about the halfway point), leaving the rest of the film to concentrate on Anakin's turn to the Dark Side, and the resulting slaughter of the Jedi.

Perfect example of how dark **** gets: remember the Younglings - the kid Jedis in training from "Clones"? As a result of Order 66, when Anakin invades the Jedi Temple with an army of Clone Troopers, he enters the Council room to find a gaggle of said younglings hiding behind the seats. They see Anakin and emerge, asking "What should we do, Master Anakin?" The query's met with a stone-cold Anakin firing up his lightsaber. The next time you see the kids, Yoda's sifting through their corpses on the floor.

Yes, it's just that dark - and rightfully so. This is the birth of Darth Vader we're talking about. The only comic moments in the flick are given to R2D2, and while good, they're all pretty few and far between; the order of the day is dark, dark, dark.

Ian McDiarmid and Ewan McGregor steal the show, but Hayden Christensen silences any naysayers who wrote him off as too whiney in "Clones". This is the flick that feels closest to Episodes 4, 5, and 6, because - for the first time since "Return of the Jedi" - there is a clear villain. And for all the shadow-play Palpatine has been upto in the last two flicks, his treachery is about as subtle as John Williams' score in "Sith." Whether he's slowly drawing Anakin toward the Dark Side during an opera/performance art piece with his promise of the Sith's power of life over death, or he's engaged in a balls-to-the-wall lightsaber duel in the Senate with Yoda, his "Little, green friend" (his words, not mine - which I kinda dug, because, interestingly, I think it's the first time anyone's acknowledged that Yoda is green in any of the "Star Wars" flicks), this is the Emperor's movie.

The last fifteen minutes dovetail nicely into Episode 4 (or just plain "Star Wars" for you non-geeks), and the movie is full of link-up moments as well.

- At flick's end, Threepio and Artoo are given to Captain Antilles (with the caveat that the Protocol's memory be wiped).

- The twins, natch, are split up. Leia heads to Alderann with Bail Organa, and Obi Wan hands Luke over to Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru (indeed, the closing shot is Owen holding Luke while looking out over the setting suns of Tatooine - mimicking the shot of the adult Luke doing the same in "Star Wars", complete with callback cue from Williams).

- After he succumbs to the Dark Side, Anakin tries to convine Padme that he can overthrow Palpatine, and together, he and Padme can rule the galaxy as husband and wife.

- Vader and the Emperor stand beside a younger Grand Moff Tarkin on the bridge of a Star Destroyer, overlooking the earliest construction stage of the Death Star.

- Yoda telling Obi Wan that, as he heads to Tatooine to hand over Luke and go into exile, that he should spend his time learning to commune with those who've crossed over to the next stage of life, as Yoda maintains he's been doing with Qui Gon (and Ben will later do with both Luke and Yoda, in "Empire" and "Jedi").

- And, hands-down, the best link-up to "Star Wars" moment that I enjoyed the most: Bail Organa and Yoda stepping into the hallway of the Rebel Blockade Runner that opened "Star Wars". Unlike all the high-tech CGI wizardry of the rest of the prequel Trilogy, this is a low-tech looking set, right out of circa '77, and for some reason, it really captured my imagination. I mean, this is the same exact hallway in which we got our first look at Vader, oh so many years ago, and I appreciated the hell out of Mr. Lucas including it - because it really felt like a nod to the hardcores.

Look, this is a movie I was genetically predisposed to love. I remember being eight years old, and reading in "Starlog" that Darth Vader became the half-man/half-machine he was following a duel with Ben Kenobi that climaxed with Vader falling into molten lava. Now, twenty six years later, I finally got to see that long-promised battled - and it lived up to any expectation I still held. I was sad to see the flick end, but happy to know it's not the end of the "Star Wars" universe entirely (I've read stuff about a TV show...).

dbroncos31
04-28-2005, 04:00 PM
for the star wars geeks...

http://viewaskew.com/news/sith/

"SITH" SPOILERS

You've been warned...

- "Revenge of the Sith" is, quite simply, ****ing awesome. This is the "Star Wars" prequel the haters have been bitching for since "Menace" came out, and if they don't cop to that when they finally see it, they're lying. As dark as "Empire" was, this movie goes a thousand times darker - from the triggering of Order 66 (which has all the Shock Troopers turning on the Jedi Knights they've been fighting beside throughout the Clone Wars and gunning them down), to the jaw-dropping Anakin/Obi Wan fight on Mustafar (where - after cutting his legs and arm off, Ben leaves Skywalker burning alive on the shores of a lava river, with Anakin spitting venomous sentiments at his departing mentor), this flick is so satisfyingly tragic, you'll think you're watching "Othello" or "Hamlet".

I saw a gorgeous digitally projected version of the flick, and lemme tell ya': this is a beautiful looking film. The opening space battle sequence is the best in any of the six "Star Wars" movies. Grievous and Kenobi's lightsaber duel is bad-ass, with Grievous rocking four sabers. The Clone Wars end rather early in the flick (about the halfway point), leaving the rest of the film to concentrate on Anakin's turn to the Dark Side, and the resulting slaughter of the Jedi.

Perfect example of how dark **** gets: remember the Younglings - the kid Jedis in training from "Clones"? As a result of Order 66, when Anakin invades the Jedi Temple with an army of Clone Troopers, he enters the Council room to find a gaggle of said younglings hiding behind the seats. They see Anakin and emerge, asking "What should we do, Master Anakin?" The query's met with a stone-cold Anakin firing up his lightsaber. The next time you see the kids, Yoda's sifting through their corpses on the floor.

Yes, it's just that dark - and rightfully so. This is the birth of Darth Vader we're talking about. The only comic moments in the flick are given to R2D2, and while good, they're all pretty few and far between; the order of the day is dark, dark, dark.

Ian McDiarmid and Ewan McGregor steal the show, but Hayden Christensen silences any naysayers who wrote him off as too whiney in "Clones". This is the flick that feels closest to Episodes 4, 5, and 6, because - for the first time since "Return of the Jedi" - there is a clear villain. And for all the shadow-play Palpatine has been upto in the last two flicks, his treachery is about as subtle as John Williams' score in "Sith." Whether he's slowly drawing Anakin toward the Dark Side during an opera/performance art piece with his promise of the Sith's power of life over death, or he's engaged in a balls-to-the-wall lightsaber duel in the Senate with Yoda, his "Little, green friend" (his words, not mine - which I kinda dug, because, interestingly, I think it's the first time anyone's acknowledged that Yoda is green in any of the "Star Wars" flicks), this is the Emperor's movie.

The last fifteen minutes dovetail nicely into Episode 4 (or just plain "Star Wars" for you non-geeks), and the movie is full of link-up moments as well.

- At flick's end, Threepio and Artoo are given to Captain Antilles (with the caveat that the Protocol's memory be wiped).

- The twins, natch, are split up. Leia heads to Alderann with Bail Organa, and Obi Wan hands Luke over to Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru (indeed, the closing shot is Owen holding Luke while looking out over the setting suns of Tatooine - mimicking the shot of the adult Luke doing the same in "Star Wars", complete with callback cue from Williams).

- After he succumbs to the Dark Side, Anakin tries to convine Padme that he can overthrow Palpatine, and together, he and Padme can rule the galaxy as husband and wife.

- Vader and the Emperor stand beside a younger Grand Moff Tarkin on the bridge of a Star Destroyer, overlooking the earliest construction stage of the Death Star.

- Yoda telling Obi Wan that, as he heads to Tatooine to hand over Luke and go into exile, that he should spend his time learning to commune with those who've crossed over to the next stage of life, as Yoda maintains he's been doing with Qui Gon (and Ben will later do with both Luke and Yoda, in "Empire" and "Jedi").

- And, hands-down, the best link-up to "Star Wars" moment that I enjoyed the most: Bail Organa and Yoda stepping into the hallway of the Rebel Blockade Runner that opened "Star Wars". Unlike all the high-tech CGI wizardry of the rest of the prequel Trilogy, this is a low-tech looking set, right out of circa '77, and for some reason, it really captured my imagination. I mean, this is the same exact hallway in which we got our first look at Vader, oh so many years ago, and I appreciated the hell out of Mr. Lucas including it - because it really felt like a nod to the hardcores.

Look, this is a movie I was genetically predisposed to love. I remember being eight years old, and reading in "Starlog" that Darth Vader became the half-man/half-machine he was following a duel with Ben Kenobi that climaxed with Vader falling into molten lava. Now, twenty six years later, I finally got to see that long-promised battled - and it lived up to any expectation I still held. I was sad to see the flick end, but happy to know it's not the end of the "Star Wars" universe entirely (I've read stuff about a TV show...).
that sounds insane! i will prolly see it. i loved the originals, but episodes 1 and 2 sucked, IMO. i just didnt connect with the characters like i did in the originals. but this sounds like it will be good, too.

bronco_diesel
04-28-2005, 04:06 PM
that sounds insane! i will prolly see it. i loved the originals, but episodes 1 and 2 sucked, IMO. i just didnt connect with the characters like i did in the originals. but this sounds like it will be good, too.

that is what i thought. i was all geeked up for the first two. i did enjoy them, but with dissapointment. the thing that i think speaks to these last two vs. the originals - you can watch the originals over and over, these - no.

i trust KS opionion - i was hoping lucas would redeem himself with this one. can't wait to see it.

RhymesayersDU
04-28-2005, 04:07 PM
Kevin Smith is God.

"Passion Of The Clerks" will own every movie, ever.

Atlas
04-28-2005, 04:10 PM
I thought episode 2 was pretty good but I didn't like episode one. Too kiddie too much JarJar.

This one sounds great I have heard about this movie the other day. It's going to be great.

SoCalBronco
04-28-2005, 04:13 PM
Bob's real name is Kevin Smith?

Atlas
04-28-2005, 04:18 PM
I can see raider nation right now gearing up for another run on Darth Vader clothing accessoraries, including masks, light sabers......

RhymesayersDU
04-28-2005, 04:18 PM
Bob's real name is Kevin Smith?
Yep.

bronco_diesel
04-28-2005, 04:21 PM
Bob's real name is Kevin Smith?

and he is responsible for writing those movies.

clarker
04-28-2005, 04:41 PM
I thought episode 2 was pretty good but I didn't like episode one. Too kiddie too much JarJar.

This one sounds great I have heard about this movie the other day. It's going to be great.I agree. I liked Episode 2 as well as any of the original movies, but I didn't like Episode 1.

I read the Episode III book,if it is as good as the book, it will be a cool flick.

Dukes
04-28-2005, 05:03 PM
Thats great news! I was hoping that this one would not be ruined by a "child targeted" audience like the previous two. Not to mention having nearly the entire movie in front of a green screen blows. Special effects are good, but not for the entire movie. Just my opinion

Spider
04-28-2005, 05:06 PM
My Kids want to go see this , So I will see it ....... But I am not carrying a Light Saber , nor telling everyone the may the force be with you ............

-Slap-
04-28-2005, 06:00 PM
IMO, the first Star Wars was great and everything since then has pretty much sucked ass. The series took a wrong turn at the Ewoks and never recovered. I'm happy to hear everybody dies in this one.

Atlas
04-28-2005, 06:08 PM
The Empire Strikes back was the best one. The battle between Luke and Vader and the Emperor in Jedi was great. Too much Ewoks though.

Hogan11
04-28-2005, 06:11 PM
IMO, the first Star Wars was great and everything since then has pretty much sucked ass. The series took a wrong turn at the Ewoks and never recovered. I'm happy to hear everybody dies in this one.

The Ewoks definitely had to go....I would've replaced them with Sandpeople Ha!

Really, I'm no Star Wars maniac....I have enjoyed the movies sure and I'll probably see this one at some point, but I seriously doubt that I'll be running right out and waiting hours in line to do so...I can wait for the DVD to hit in a few months with relative ease.

-Slap-
04-28-2005, 06:44 PM
The Ewoks definitely had to go....I would've replaced them with Sandpeople Ha!

Really, I'm no Star Wars maniac....I have enjoyed the movies sure and I'll probably see this one at some point, but I seriously doubt that I'll be running right out and waiting hours in line to do so...I can wait for the DVD to hit in a few months with relative ease.

I'll catch a matinee in a few weeks, once the crowds die down.

Rascal
04-28-2005, 06:51 PM
Surely you aren't talking our Bob are you...the one who claims a trade every two weeks?

nooner
04-28-2005, 06:57 PM
I needed a book to read and picked it up at the store. its well written and DARK. Very little cheese and bad diologue like the first 2. If its anywhere enar how the book reads it should be very good. Not holding my breath after the pathetic first 2 though

dbroncos31
04-28-2005, 07:30 PM
My Kids want to go see this , So I will see it ....... But I am not carrying a Light Saber , nor telling everyone the may the force be with you ............
may the force be with you, young spider. hahaha. yeah i nko what you guys mean. i loved the originals, but if i do see this one in theaters, it will be at least three weeks after it has come out.

Kid A
04-28-2005, 07:34 PM
This does sound a lot darker. My inner geek cannot wait. Below are a couple of spoiler pics showing Anakin's gruesome transformation to Vader. Can see how this got a pg-13.

http://jangofett01.free.fr/Num%e9riser0007.jpg

http://jangofett01.free.fr/Num%e9riser0008.jpg