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Maurice Clarett
04-24-2005, 06:04 PM
Saw this site listed as fan site of the month, wanted to drop in and say hi and that you won't be disappointed with me.

Ballhawk
04-24-2005, 06:06 PM
Hi Maurice Welcome aboard and wish you the very best of luck.

SoCalBronco
04-24-2005, 06:08 PM
Welcome Maurice.

NaptownChief
04-24-2005, 06:08 PM
As a Chief fan I wish you the best...If you perform well and take the starting job then that means the Donks wasted a 2nd rounder in Bell instead of this years 3rd rounder. ;D

So in a weird way you will have a Chief fan pulling for you.

Taco John
04-24-2005, 06:10 PM
I'm pretty sure this is not really Maurice Clarett...

But if it really is, email me at editor@orangemane.com...

Rohirrim
04-24-2005, 06:10 PM
Welcome. Pat Bowlen posts here too.

telluride
04-24-2005, 06:10 PM
Oops. He's already become weary of the board and quit.

Goobzilla
04-24-2005, 06:11 PM
Welcome "Maurice" LOL

Ray Finkle
04-24-2005, 06:11 PM
I smell troll....if not, welcome!

Sideburn
04-24-2005, 06:12 PM
lmao

DB-Freak
04-24-2005, 06:13 PM
Welcome if you are not a troll.

DBroncos4life
04-24-2005, 06:16 PM
Um not sure what to say really. Hi?

Darkhawk24
04-24-2005, 06:19 PM
I don't believe this is the real Maurice. As a Michigan fan I never really liked the guy until last night when the Broncos selected him.

Now I want to see him tear the NFL up!

Rock Chalk
04-24-2005, 06:20 PM
Maurice can type?

I figured him for just another dumbass.

Kaylore
04-24-2005, 06:22 PM
Hi Maurice! I'm Khan. Good luck this year. I hope you give it your all and are able to get a spot on the team this year.

Crushaholic
04-24-2005, 06:23 PM
Whether this is the real deal or not, welcome to the Mane. We're always glad when there are new people to contribute in a positive way.

NaptownChief
04-24-2005, 06:24 PM
Maurice can type?

I figured him for just another dumbass.


Nah, OSU is well noted for their rigorous scholastic programs for athletes.

Rock Chalk
04-24-2005, 06:25 PM
Yeah Nappy, somehow I doubt it.

IbleedORANGEandBLUE
04-24-2005, 06:25 PM
Maurice can type?

I figured him for just another dumbass.


hahahaha, hard to believe that its actually maurice...

IbleedORANGEandBLUE
04-24-2005, 06:28 PM
hate to break it to you, big guy, but i still would have taken adrian mcpherson over you...

Bob's your Information Minister
04-24-2005, 06:29 PM
I think it actually is Maurice.

Taco John
04-24-2005, 06:29 PM
He registered his account with a spamgourmet.com email address. I'll let y'all do the deductive reasoning...

DB-Freak
04-24-2005, 06:30 PM
He registered his address with a spamgourmet.com. I'll let y'all do the deductive reasoning...
Thank god............

Bob's your Information Minister
04-24-2005, 06:31 PM
He registered his account with a spamgourmet.com email address. I'll let y'all do the deductive reasoning...

Is it not possible he just didn't want a bunch of people having his email address?

Taco John
04-24-2005, 06:32 PM
And again... If it really is Maurice, we'd love to talk to you. Send me an email at editor@orangemane.com.

Rich Karlis
04-24-2005, 06:33 PM
I am going to go out on a limb here and say that "surfing the net" is the last thing Mo Clarett is doing right now...

Bronco_Beerslug
04-24-2005, 06:34 PM
I am going to go out on a limb here and say that "surfing the net" is the last thing Mo Clarett is doing right now...
LOL! I believe you are correct sir!!!!!!!!

IbleedORANGEandBLUE
04-24-2005, 06:34 PM
i still wish you luck though, you couldnt be in a better system

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
04-24-2005, 06:36 PM
Hey, Maurice glad to have you aboard. I'll be honest I don't have the most faith in you. But I have faith in this system. They know how to draft RB's and you must have talent or they wouldn't have drafted you. The only think I have to say to you is that you will be tested in the NFL and they will test your resolve, heart, character, and faith. And they will test you everyday on every play and the second that they think you have given up at all it will be like blood in the water with sharks in your pants.

HEAV
04-24-2005, 06:37 PM
spamgourmet.com

That makes me hungry!

I am going to go out on a limb here and say that "surfing the net" is the last thing Mo Clarett is doing right now...

Never know, our new punter likes to Ebay and surf threw Best Buy.com looking at electronics..............

IbleedORANGEandBLUE
04-24-2005, 06:40 PM
taco john,
is the pat bowlen that posts on here, the real pat bowlen?

Drek
04-24-2005, 06:44 PM
taco john,
is the pat bowlen that posts on here, the real pat bowlen? Dude, don't question Pat, he'll have your ass excommunicated from the orange and blue brotherhood.

Kaylore
04-24-2005, 06:52 PM
Dude, don't question Pat, he'll have your ass excommunicated from the orange and blue brotherhood.
"Pat Bowlen's" posts are some of my favorites.

Spider
04-24-2005, 07:09 PM
Saw this site listed as fan site of the month, wanted to drop in and say hi and that you won't be disappointed with me.
;D if you are M.C. welcome , as a Bronco fan since 1972 , glad to have you here .....
Be patient , in Denvers offense , Read your blocks ..... you will be fine

Maximus
04-24-2005, 07:16 PM
Whatever... We all know Maurice can't Read or Write LOL

Spider
04-24-2005, 07:17 PM
Whatever... We all know Maurice can't Read or Write LOL
Clarett is Raider fan ?

DBroncos4life
04-24-2005, 07:18 PM
I have Pat on ignore Mo don't let that happen to you!

Maximus
04-24-2005, 07:20 PM
LOL Spider... He's a full fledged donkey. All he can do is carry a football but, make sure he's not chewing bubble gum while he's running cause he'll trip! ( I suspect he was chewing gum while he ran his 40 at the combine )

Spider
04-24-2005, 07:22 PM
LOL Spider... He's a full fledged donkey. All he can do is carry a football but, make sure he's not chewing bubble gum while he's running cause he'll trip! ( I suspect he was chewing gum while he ran his 40 at the combine )
LOL ..... Clarett would have been a Raider if he was 37 years old , Drunk and in a Womans coat Ala Seabass

Hogan11
04-24-2005, 07:28 PM
Clarett eh? Yeah, right.

Sir Mawn
04-24-2005, 07:29 PM
I'm the real Sir Mawn Wilson.

DBroncos4life
04-24-2005, 07:31 PM
I'm the real Sir Mawn Wilson.


You mean you weren't? Im crushed.

Garcia Bronco
04-24-2005, 07:36 PM
Saw this site listed as fan site of the month, wanted to drop in and say hi and that you won't be disappointed with me.


Best of luck. Nothing great is ever easy

Maximus
04-24-2005, 09:39 PM
He registered his account with a spamgourmet.com email address. I'll let y'all do the deductive reasoning...


Interesting... There was a Buffalo Bill that used a similar forwarding address... one can never tell stranger things have happened!

Sodak
04-24-2005, 09:53 PM
I bet he's sleeping. I would be.

Broncoman13
04-24-2005, 09:56 PM
This is the real Mo C...... I hope he'll be wearing #13 in Denver. Take the number from Danny Kannell!!! It's been a long time since a decent player has worn #13.

Al Wilson
04-24-2005, 10:00 PM
Hey Maurice,

It's great to have you here, and I wish you the best of luck.

baja
04-24-2005, 10:19 PM
Ha ha ha ha

Bob's your Information Minister
04-24-2005, 10:21 PM
Hey Mo: Do you ever have nightmares about Derrick Johnson? Those nightmares are about to become a reality.

Crushaholic
04-25-2005, 01:58 AM
If this is the real Clarett, I hope it starts a trend of real players and coaches registering and talking to the board.

Kaylore
04-25-2005, 03:38 AM
If this is the real Clarett, I hope it starts a trend of real players and coaches registering and talking to the board.
How do you they haven't been doing that already? ;)

eddie mac
04-25-2005, 03:59 AM
Welome Maurice. Could you be another in a long line of great Broncos backs?? Only time will tell my friend.

Maurice_Clarett
04-25-2005, 07:16 AM
Thank You for the warm welcome, I tried to come back to answer last night but somehow my password did not work.
This is the real Maurice but I will have to tell you now I will not be able to get involved in many discussions and all I can and will say is to all those here that supported me, I will not disappoint you and you will soon see why I was drafted in the 3rd round, You will see, I am the steal of the draft. Take care, it's time for me to get to work.

Oh and to the person wondering about my email address, I am not at liberty to give out my real email address but just to let you all know I will be reading from time to time.
Here's to a Broncos Superbowl win this year

Maurice

Mile High Shack
04-25-2005, 07:20 AM
you aren't the real maurice clarett

Broncoman13
04-25-2005, 07:24 AM
TMMFRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Told you it was MoC........ Now get to work and take that #13 from Danny........DO IT NOW!

Oh, and good luck. Don't feel bad if you end up on the IR. It only means the Broncos like you and have a place for you, but if you really suprise during camp you may walk a few of the mainstays off the island. Here's hoping you can finally tak the roster spot that Patrick Hape has been occupying the the past few years.

Also do us all a favor and tell the team there are thousands of supporters on the Mane. John Lynch knows of us and I'm sure there are others. I guess I'm saying it would be pretty cool if more players came around and said what's up. Good on you! Good luck!

Raiders Rock
04-25-2005, 07:29 AM
Well good luck to you Maurice, Don't expect good days VS the Raiders though.


RR

Odysseus
04-25-2005, 07:43 AM
All I know is far stranger things have happened.

I wouldn't mind seeing some guest interviews.

Why not? How can your reach more active fans faster? Players could set up the interviews with Taco John and it could be a semi annual thing. Heck. I bet Atwater would love to shout out to some of his fans. It would interesting to see what some of the new guys had to say.

Even if it isn't Clarett...I think it's cool someone would fake it for the guy. He needs a break no kidding. The Broncos are great fit for him and I hope he succeeds.

Al Wilson
04-25-2005, 08:00 AM
So, is this the real Maurice? TJ?

Mile High Shack
04-25-2005, 08:02 AM
So, is this the real Maurice? TJ?
I’d like to know where his IP is from

Old Dude
04-25-2005, 08:10 AM
I've long suspected that telluride is really Dan Reeves.

Spider
04-25-2005, 08:43 AM
I've long suspected that telluride is really Dan Reeves.
LOL ...

Iowanian
04-25-2005, 11:21 AM
Maurice,

Kendrell Bell and Derrick Johnson have said they're going to Make you their girlfriend.
Here is to a short career of fumbles, locker room dramatics, getting run down from behind by Defensive Tackles, and falling off of Jake Plummer's couch.



troll.

BlitzingDog
04-25-2005, 11:25 AM
Maurice take #34 or else we know this aint u!

This is Tatum Bell's world!

SoCalBronco
04-25-2005, 11:25 AM
Good luck to you Maurice, you have our support. I am happy to have you here and wish you the best.

eddie mac
04-25-2005, 11:30 AM
Maurice,

Kendrell Bell and Derrick Johnson have said they're going to Make you their girlfriend.
Here is to a short career of fumbles, locker room dramatics, getting run down from behind by Defensive Tackles, and falling off of Jake Plummer's couch.



troll.

Is that why Kendrell's constantly injured??? Separate locker room for the 2 KC fags LOL

Meck77
04-25-2005, 11:32 AM
Oh and I'm the real Meck 77 btw. If that was really Maurice don't you guys think he would prove it? One simple pic would do it.

This thread is butt material.

Haroldthebarrel
04-25-2005, 11:46 AM
Good luck to you MC.

I think you got a great break getting drafted by Denver. Time to revive the career and be known for your football skills and not the other crap.

ØrangeÇrush
04-25-2005, 01:10 PM
Welcome to the Broncos...a lot of us were pulling for you to be here. Now make us proud!!!

ØrangeÇrush
04-25-2005, 01:14 PM
As a side note,

You might think about sending Bertrand Berry and Ian Gold a "thank you" note. If they weren't so successful last year, you wouldn't be here.

minibronco
04-25-2005, 01:19 PM
Umm... if this is the real Clarett... um... yeah. Welcome, I guess.

Spider
04-25-2005, 02:24 PM
I have seen More of Clarett , over the last 2 days ....... So far I like what I am hearing from him ..... Clarett could be one of the Best Bulldozers we have ever had or he will be a high priced Pork Chop for camp fodder ........

Iowanian
04-25-2005, 03:14 PM
This is probably a great thread to link the list rainman created of Chiefs players with faster 40 times than Clarette....including 2 D linemen.

Maximus
04-25-2005, 03:16 PM
Lucky son's of guns... Man I wish we could get a Raider to post at RKA I was working on Roland Williams but had no luck he was so busy doing fund raisers... Good luck MO except against the Raiders!

Iowanian
04-25-2005, 03:19 PM
Is that why Kendrell's constantly injured??? Separate locker room for the 2 KC fags LOL

With Denver's Running back Injury history, do you really want to break that can open?

Bell had a pulled groin, injured in the weight room from squatting too much last year. I'm sure the Denver Rbs are just 'thrilled' with the changes to the KC LB Corps.

Crushaholic
04-25-2005, 03:20 PM
"Maurice" already has 4 black dots... Hilarious!

budman
04-25-2005, 03:21 PM
hi maurice welcome yours truly john elway

Maximus
04-25-2005, 03:23 PM
"Maurice" already has 4 black dots... Hilarious!

I think you guys should hold off of giving him negative rep until TJ finds out if this is the Real deal! Strange things happen... I might not like him but, don't chase away a site builder!

Meck77
04-25-2005, 03:23 PM
"Maurice" already has 4 black dots... Hilarious!

I think this clown might give Bob a run for the neg rep title.

FADERPROOF
04-25-2005, 03:28 PM
Funny how Maurice_Clarett's IP address is the same as RaidersRock...

Meck77
04-25-2005, 03:30 PM
Funny how Maurice_Clarett's IP address is the same as RaidersRock...

Ok perfect. Atleast we know who to really neg rep now. :)

Mtbrncofn
04-25-2005, 03:32 PM
Funny how Maurice_Clarett's IP address is the same as RaidersRock...

You doof, RR.

Mile High Shack
04-25-2005, 03:38 PM
Funny how Maurice_Clarett's IP address is the same as RaidersRock...
I bet those who thought it was the real Maurice feel pretty stupid now :)

Maurice_Clarett
04-25-2005, 03:40 PM
Whew, boys them Bronco coaches really know how to work a guy out.

I increased my 40 time to 4.67 today so we are making improvements, this is one PHAT playbook.

Kudos to all here that support me, I will not disappoint you


MC

Spider
04-25-2005, 03:40 PM
I bet those who thought it was the real Maurice feel pretty stupid now :)
not at all ...... I think it is safe to say RR is now on the Clarett bandwagon though ;D .......

Raiders Rock
04-25-2005, 03:42 PM
Funny how Maurice_Clarett's IP address is the same as RaidersRock...

It's not me, sometimes the script will false pickup an IP, it usually won't do it more than once though.

RR

Spider
04-25-2005, 03:43 PM
Whew, boys them Bronco coaches really know how to work a guy out.

I increased my 40 time to 4.67 today so we are making improvements, this is one PHAT playbook.

Kudos to all here that support me, I will not disappoint you


MC
How was the sled ?

Mile High Shack
04-25-2005, 03:43 PM
Whew, boys them Bronco coaches really know how to work a guy out.

I increased my 40 time to 4.67 today so we are making improvements, this is one PHAT playbook.

Kudos to all here that support me, I will not disappoint you


MC

how are you already working out w/o a contract or w/o a mini camp?

Mile High Shack
04-25-2005, 03:45 PM
It's not me, sometimes the script will false pickup an IP, it usually won't do it more than once though.

RR

oh yeah??? wow, amazing how that happened eh ;)

as you put an IP mask on Maurice Clarett user name now

Cochise
04-25-2005, 03:45 PM
He even posts the same as RR does, with the initials at the bottom. Pretty easy to spot.

Taco John
04-25-2005, 03:45 PM
It's definitely not Maurice...

Raiders Rock
04-25-2005, 03:48 PM
He even posts the same as RR does, with the initials at the bottom. Pretty easy to spot.

Oh BULL BUTTER!
Yall ain't pinning this crap on me, I am not your scapegoat.



RR

Atlas
04-25-2005, 03:52 PM
Hi Maurice. Nice too meet you. I'll be keeping my eye on you. Sincerley yours Captain Hook.

FADERPROOF
04-25-2005, 04:05 PM
It's not me, sometimes the script will false pickup an IP, it usually won't do it more than once though.

RR

So thats why when Pezman checked the IP address out, it directed him to you as well?

Gonna tell us that Lightning struck twice with this one?

The Lamma
04-25-2005, 04:06 PM
Hi all! This is Jesus. I just wanted to let you know that it really is Maurice posting but not Maurice Clarett. His full name is "Maurice" Lak Sun Fong and he's the genius 10 year old Korean kid featured on 20/20 two years.
And yes, this is really Jesus; Jesus Alberto Salvadore Tomas Saul Lopez-Diaz. But you homies can call me "Spider" for short. Fong's my long time essay from East L.A. that I met on the bus to Chinatown this one time. He was goin' to school and I was on the way to pick up some tripas and langua for my grandma, cuz she was gonna make like killer tacos and sh!t. Sure, I coulda gone to Freddie's Market for the tripas but there ain't no langua like they got in Chinatown holmes. My homie Sal says they put like gato in the stuff but he's full of it.

Anyway, take it easy on these pochos essay. They don't know how to do like all that complicated algebraic math sh!t you do.

Raiders Rock
04-25-2005, 04:26 PM
So thats why when Pezman checked the IP address out, it directed him to you as well?

Gonna tell us that Lightning struck twice with this one?

Yes that is correct

Raiders Rock
04-25-2005, 04:26 PM
Hi all! This is Jesus. I just wanted to let you know that it really is Maurice posting but not Maurice Clarett. His full name is "Maurice" Lak Sun Fong and he's the genius 10 year old Korean kid featured on 20/20 two years.
And yes, this is really Jesus; Jesus Alberto Salvadore Tomas Saul Lopez-Diaz. But you homies can call me "Spider" for short. Fong's my long time essay from East L.A. that I met on the bus to Chinatown this one time. He was goin' to school and I was on the way to pick up some tripas and langua for my grandma, cuz she was gonna make like killer tacos and sh!t. Sure, I coulda gone to Freddie's Market for the tripas but there ain't no langua like they got in Chinatown holmes. My homie Sal says they put like gato in the stuff but he's full of it.

Anyway, take it easy on these pochos essay. They don't know how to do like all that complicated algebraic math sh!t you do.




:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

Master___Pain
04-25-2005, 04:32 PM
Yes that is correct

**sniff, sniff** I think I smell something burning, .......smells like burning cotton, like maybe someone's pants on on fire................

Hulamau
04-25-2005, 04:52 PM
Maurice will find all the support in the world in Denver if he's ready to play.

ØrangeÇrush
04-25-2005, 05:15 PM
hmm...
two maurice claretts..??? I think i'm gonna have to join in the neg repping festivities..at least on the the Maurice_Clarett one.

clint7
04-25-2005, 05:32 PM
If he's Maurice Clarett then I'm Ron Mexico! :)

Paladin
04-25-2005, 05:41 PM
Hold it!!! You mean the Chievies did something to their LB corps? Wow! Now if they can just get rid of Goonther, too.......

Darkhawk24
04-25-2005, 05:41 PM
lame!

Kaylore
04-25-2005, 07:56 PM
I've long suspected that telluride is really Dan Reeves.
This post is awesome.

Psi
04-26-2005, 02:50 PM
I'm pretty sure this is not really Maurice Clarett...

But if it really is, email me at editor@orangemane.com...What, you need him to send you an autographed 8x10 to prove it?

Sigh. I really do try to post too much Planet humor over here, don't I?

bendog
04-26-2005, 02:56 PM
This post is awesome.
but telluride doesnt' have a Ga accent

Jason in LA
04-26-2005, 03:01 PM
I read half of page one, and I'm not reading anymore of it.

How did 5 pages come from a guy with one post, that had like one line in it? Some people must be board.

Psi
04-26-2005, 03:20 PM
you aren't the real maurice clarettI'm Emmitt Smith.

broncoblue
04-26-2005, 03:37 PM
Thank god............
i;ll not bother with reat of the pages unless its worth itt

gost8
04-27-2005, 08:53 AM
Hey Maurice,

We're glad you are here and we really like you. We hope you do good for us. Please keep posting, because we think it will make other players post on our pathetic board, where 75% of us actually thought this really just might be you. Proof it is not the real Maurice....click here (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare.swf)

Here's why the Broncos drafted Maurice. http://store.denverbroncos.com/product/index.jsp?productId=1996830&cp=1991579&parentPage=family

Broncos suck....

Rohirrim
04-27-2005, 11:36 AM
I'm Napoleon Bonaparte.

ØrangeÇrush
04-27-2005, 01:30 PM
I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole


http://www.soniguales.com/fotos/Beavis.gif

Maurice_Clarett
05-07-2005, 12:25 PM
Just to let you guys know, I am doing well, eating salads everyday and feeling really fast.

Zoom Zoom Zoom it's me MoC

Tha rock
05-07-2005, 01:28 PM
Yeah and im the rock.