Yankees Suck

[dbroncos31]

agreed?

[PatsWin2002]

YES

[Atlas]

http://yankeessucktees.org/yankees-suck-header.gif

[dbroncos31]

Hell yes. i loved that the Sox got their WS rings and then kicked the $hit out of the Yankees. and Gay-Rod made another costly error. god i hate the Yankees.

[PatsWin2002]

It was a party! I wish I was there. I recorded it and will be watching it tonight.

These guys threw out the first pitches....

Richard Seymour, Tedy Bruschi, Bill Russell, Bobby Orr.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2005/04/11/1113261900_0054.jpg

[dbroncos31]

It was a party! I wish I was there. I recorded it and will be watching it tonight.

These guys threw out the first pitches....

Richard Seymour, Tedy Bruschi, Bill Russell, Bobby Orr.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2005/04/11/1113261900_0054.jpg
wow, Bobby Orr looks so tiny compared to Russell.

[Northman]

Yankees suck big balls. :)

[PatsWin2002]

All the old guys were there. Yaz, Rice, Tiant, Gedman, Joe Morgan, Freddy Lynn - it was awesome.

But our elder statesman is the always classy 85-year old Johnny Pesky who played on the 1946 WS team and still hits fungos to the guys.

Here he is saluting the Yankee dugout with his ring in hand.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2005/04/11/1113254734_5165.jpg

[PatsWin2002]

But how can you not like Joe Torre? We're bitter rivals, but he always remembers the ovation he got at Fenway when he came back from cancer.

He knew what all this meant.

"Yankees manager Joe Torre tipped his cap as Red Sox skipper Terry Francona was introduced during the ring ceremony."

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/AP_Photo/2005/04/11/1113248109_6899.jpg

[Atlas]

Who are the Yankees? The Yankees are the French of Major League Baseball. Arrogant, condesending, self-important. A former power who can not accept mediocrity

Q: What has 400 feet and 3 teeth? A: The first row of the bleachers at Yankee Stadium.

Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of Yankees players on them ...people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: If you see a Yankees fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? A: There's a good chance it's your bicycle.

Q: What do Yankees fans and sperm have in common? A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being

Q: What do you have when 100 Yankees fans are buried up to their neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Yankees fan in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: What do Yankees fans use for birth control? A: Their personalities.

Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Yankees fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? A: Shoot the Yankees Fan.......Twice!

rather than waste more money on yet another replica hat, simply strap a large rubber ***** to your head. It'll be perfectly obvious to everyone who you support.

Q: A Yankee fan and a Jet fan jump off of a bridge. Who falls first? A: Who cares!?

Q: How do you get a Yankee fans eyes to light up? A: Shine a flashlight in his ear!

Q: Why is it good to be driving with a Yankee fan? A: You can park in the handicap zone!

Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and a smart Yankee fan? A: Big Foot has been cited before!

Q: How do you make a Yankee fan laugh on Monday? A: Tell them a joke on Friday!

Q: How can you tell if a Yankee fan just sent you a fax? A: There's a stamp on it!

Q: How can you tell if a Yankee fan has been using your computer? A: There is whiteout on your screen!

Q: How can you tell when George Steinbrenner is lying? A: His lips are moving!

Q: What's the biggest challenge for the Yankees marketing department? A: Literacy!

Q: Why don't Yankees players shower after home games? A: Becuase everyone will just assume it's the city that stinks!

Q: What do Chuck Knoblauch and Michael Jackson have in common? A: They both wear a glove for no aparent reason!

Paul O'Neill is trying to graduate high school. His teacher says if you solve this math problem, you can graduate: What is 14-3? Paulie says 9, and the rest of the Yankees say, "give him another chance, give him another chance!" So the teacher says "Okay, what is 7+7?" Paulie says 10. The team members say "give him another chance!" The teacher says, "OK, what is 3x3?" Paulie says 9, and the rest of the Yankees say "give him another chance, give him another chance!"

Three baseball fans leave the stadium after a game and come across a dead, naked man with breasts lying in the middle of the street. After they call the cops, they each take off their baseball caps and place them on the dead man out of respect and to cover his private parts until the cops arrive. The first fan places his Boston Red Sox cap over his left breast, the second places his Phillies cap on his right breast and the third fan places his Yankees cap on his pubic area. The cops finally arrive, and the officers take statements from the fans to find out what happened. After explaining that they found his naked and covered him up with their caps, the cop went over to examine the body. He briefly lifted the Red Sox cap, and quickly replaced it; then he lifted the Phillies cap, and also quickly replaced it. However, when he lifted the Yankees cap, he stared and stared for what seemed to be two or three minutes. Finally, he let the cap drop, walked away, wrote in his notebook, then returned and lifted the Yankees cap once again and stared for a long time. As he was walking away the second time, the fans were curious and stopped him and asked him why he spent so much time looking at the man's genitalia, and he said, "It's the first time I've seen anything but an asshole under a Yankees cap."

Jack and Jill went up the hill For a bit of hanky panky Jill came back With a very sore crack Jack must have been a Yankee

Q: How do you get four Yankees to sit on a stool? A: Turn it upside down!

Q:What baseball team does Pee Wee Herman like? A:The Yankees


Yankees slugger Darryl Strawberry fouled a pitch off his foot on Sunday and now has a crack in his big toe. This is the first time that the name Strawberry and the word crack were used in the same sentence without it ending with his suspension.

Did you hear about Yankee stadium falling apart? A huge beam fell through the deteriorating roof. In fact, this was the first time the Yankees have had a problem with crack without it resulting in the suspension of a player.

A couple of Yogi Berra's teammates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way from him. Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch - but then force of habit proved too much for him. He straightened up and threw the baby to second base.

Q:what does your average yankee fan get on an i.q. test A: Drool Q:why would a Red Sox fan keep a yankee hat on the dashboard of his car? A: so he can park in handicaped zones

[dbroncos31]

But how can you not like Joe Torre? We're bitter rivals, but he always remembers the ovation he got at Fenway when he came back from cancer.

He knew what all this meant.

"Yankees manager Joe Torre tipped his cap as Red Sox skipper Terry Francona was introduced during the ring ceremony."

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/AP_Photo/2005/04/11/1113248109_6899.jpg
and look at that little fag*ot right next to him. I can't F*CKING STAND JETER!!!!

[-Slap-]

Well, I have Jeter, ARod and the Big Unit on various roto teams and no Yah Mules suck. Okay, Jose Contreras sucked bad, but that was last year.

Also, Gojira is just cool.

http://www.sanspo.com/geino/top/gt200302/image/03030101matsuiPW008228.jpg

[dbroncos31]

Q: A Yankee fan and a Jet fan jump off of a bridge. Who falls first? A: Who cares!?

Paul O'Neill is trying to graduate high school. His teacher says if you solve this math problem, you can graduate: What is 14-3? Paulie says 9, and the rest of the Yankees say, "give him another chance, give him another chance!" So the teacher says "Okay, what is 7+7?" Paulie says 10. The team members say "give him another chance!" The teacher says, "OK, what is 3x3?" Paulie says 9, and the rest of the Yankees say "give him another chance, give him another chance!"

Three baseball fans leave the stadium after a game and come across a dead, naked man with breasts lying in the middle of the street. After they call the cops, they each take off their baseball caps and place them on the dead man out of respect and to cover his private parts until the cops arrive. The first fan places his Boston Red Sox cap over his left breast, the second places his Phillies cap on his right breast and the third fan places his Yankees cap on his pubic area. The cops finally arrive, and the officers take statements from the fans to find out what happened. After explaining that they found his naked and covered him up with their caps, the cop went over to examine the body. He briefly lifted the Red Sox cap, and quickly replaced it; then he lifted the Phillies cap, and also quickly replaced it. However, when he lifted the Yankees cap, he stared and stared for what seemed to be two or three minutes. Finally, he let the cap drop, walked away, wrote in his notebook, then returned and lifted the Yankees cap once again and stared for a long time. As he was walking away the second time, the fans were curious and stopped him and asked him why he spent so much time looking at the man's genitalia, and he said, "It's the first time I've seen anything but an asshole under a Yankees cap."

Yankees slugger Darryl Strawberry fouled a pitch off his foot on Sunday and now has a crack in his big toe. This is the first time that the name Strawberry and the word crack were used in the same sentence without it ending with his suspension.


hahahaha. God, i live in NY and have to deal with the friggin NY media's hard-on for the Yankees and Jets. and my friggin friends rub the Yankees success in my face every time the f-ing yankees win. same with the Jets.

[Hogan11]

I hate the entire American League.....DH and all.

The only time I'll ever root for an AL team is if they're up against the Marlins.

[FADERPROOF]

I loved those jokes, I have a bunch of those about Michigan Wolverine fans that are along those lines.

[dbroncos31]

Also, Gojira is just cool.

http://www.sanspo.com/geino/top/gt200302/image/03030101matsuiPW008228.jpg
i'm torn on that. he's on my fantasy team in one of the OM leagues and has helped considerably. But, he's a yankee...therefore, he sucks the penis

[ro_50]

I'm a Tribe fan, but I dont mind the BoSox-Yankees rivarly. Perhaps the best in all of sports.

But I must admit them playing seemingly everyday on ESPN is becoming old hat. I understand and rationalize that if it were in June or the dawg days of August or the pennant run, its all good. Baseball fans want to see them tangle.

But since as of now the season is still so very young, I am honestly getting to the point where there is an oversaturation of the rivarly. It was on opening night, their next game was on as well and today, which is fine cuz it was the BoSox home opener and them getting their rings, but it will be on again tommorrow.

[Atlas]

The Yankees Give Gays A Bad Name




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As both an avid baseball fan and a flaming homosexual, I believe that it is my responsibility to take a stand against what is the most outrageous history of unethical action ever used by a gay team in any sport. The New York Yankees have abused the system to such a great extent that they are giving gays everywhere a bad name. Baseball's biggest silly-head George Steinbrenner has a policy of buying the best players available to win World Series Rings and it is completely unfair to other teams and is destroying the game of baseball. Something needs to be done, and it is evident that neither the players association, nor the commissioner are going to do anything about it. That leaves it up to us as fans, homos and non-homos alike, to put an end to this gay bondage that the New York Yankees has the rest of baseball in.

Many of you may be surprised to find out that the Yankees are indeed a gay team, but it is true. Never has there been a gayer team in all of sports. Sure sure, most of the players have wives, but there are two different kinds of gays. There are gays, who physically engage in homosexual acts with other gays like me, and there are gays who never really embraced the physical aspect of their being but they are gayer in spirit than any practicing gay. Much is always made of the mystique and aura surrounding the Yankees and especially Yankee Stadium. What did you sillies think that was! Fog? That is the gay spirit that has always surrounded the Yankees since the time of baseballs' first fruit, Babe Ruth. What kind of hetero man has the name “Baby?” Ever thought about that?

The fact of the matter is my friends, that the Yankees are gay, gay gay gay gay gay, rutti tutti fresh and fruity gay. And they are making a bad name for gays everywhere. Some of you Yankees fans out there probably do not appreciate what I am saying, but you know it is true. I'm sorry to say this but, anyone who is attracted to the Yankees and chooses them as their favorite team, is gay too. It may be just in spirit, but you're gay, which there is absolutely nothing wrong with anyways. You can't tell me that you never had any suspicions of the Yankees being pirate smokers, especially the current team. I don't think I have seen anyone more flamingly homosexual than Derek Jeter. That kid is a bigger bundle of sticks than a log truck accident in the middle of the forest. And that Jorge Posada, sooo gay. Just listen to his name, Jorge. If that is not a gay name than I do not know what is. The point here is not that the Yankees are gay; everyone knows they are, the point is that something needs to be done to stop them from making a bad name for gays.

Besides having relations with the same sex, being gay means soooo much more, it's a lifestyle, a culture; it's a frame of mind. We gays have a specific code of ethics that need to be followed in order to be a member of the gay community. I'm not just talking about our care for animals and love all colors, we hold ourselves to a strict set of morals, morals that the Steinbrenner Empire has crushed and destroyed. One thing that all homos stress is equality for all. By having a never ending source of money and using it to just buy players the Yankees are making it unfair to all the other teams in baseball. This is the real world, not prison! Steinbrenner is man raping all the other teams in the league with his ridiculous budget.

So far this season, things haven't gone very well for the Yankees. All their star players are slumping, and the steroids controversy has engulfed the team with bad press. Let me tell you, none of those guys need anymore muscle, they are already soo hot that I would…..sorry, I got off track. The Yankees are sucking it up this year, in more ways than one. You know why, its gay karma taking its revenge for the misdeeds the Yankees have done by hurting the gay name. But this isn't enough to stop them, they don't see the evils of their way, they need to be shown. Next gay-pride parade let us unite and show our hatred for the cold hearted gay humiliating Yankees. Please anyone and everyone, gay or straight, Yankee fan or not, please buy some “The Yankees give gays a bad name” merchandise and spread the word. If enough fans show their anger and hatred for the silly ways the Yankees manage their franchise, perhaps they will change their ways and see the rainbow of light that is the wonderful world of gaydom.

[dbroncos31]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Atlas again

[Atlas]

I don't think I have seen anyone more flamingly homosexual than Derek Jeter. That kid is a bigger bundle of sticks than a log truck accident in the middle of the forest.
HAHAHA

[TheManeMan]

This thread sucks...

[dbroncos31]

This thread sucks...
not quite as much as Derek and Alex do, though. they really like the "Big Unit"

[TheManeMan]

not quite as much as Derek and Alex do, though. they really like the "Big Unit"

Yawn...:'(

[FADERPROOF]

Yankee suck, Boston sucks, basically the entire AL sucks(I make an exception for the Cleveland Indians since they're the hometown team.)

[Atlas]

Little Johnny's Dad

It's career day in elementry school where each student talks about what their dad does. Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad. Johnny comes to the front of the class.

'My daddy is a dancer at a gay bar. He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sex acts on them.'

The teacher is shocked, and she calls for an early recess for the rest of the class. She sits down with Johnny and asks him if this is really true about his dad.

Johnny says; 'No, but I was too embarrassed to say he played for the Yankees.'

[PatsWin2002]

The Big Unit sucks!

OK, so maybe this isn't him........but it sure looks like him using a Flowbee, which is funny all by itself. :)

[Atlas]

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[Atlas]

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[Atlas]

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[Atlas]

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[Atlas]

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[Atlas]

http://devers.homeip.net:8080/worldseries/yankees_lose/1098365064_8792.jpg

[football idiot]

if Pay-Rod keeps choking under pressure, will everybody start calling him E-Rod?

I sure hope so!

[dbroncos31]

if Pay-Rod keeps choking under pressure, will everybody start calling him E-Rod?

I sure hope so!
or just E-5 (5 is third base right?)