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Hotrod
04-04-2005, 08:10 AM
Lets say this guy see a deer get caught in his fence. Would it be wrong of said guy to club said deer in the head and take it too said guys house.

Spider
04-04-2005, 08:12 AM
Lets say this guy see a deer get caught in his fence. Would it be wrong of said guy to club said deer in the head and take it too said guys house.
Use the 2 hat method in answering these questions , it never fails

Rascal
04-04-2005, 08:13 AM
Make sure both answers are yes and yes though :)

Hotrod
04-04-2005, 08:13 AM
I dont think even wearing seven hats would have helped said guy doing said thing.

Spider
04-04-2005, 08:18 AM
Ok , I see we do not know spiders infamous 2 hat system ........ Here is how it works .....
Take a hat , hang it on the wall , grab a bottle of Jack Daniels , and drink untill you see 2 hats on the wall , then take a look at your question and answer it ..... Fool Proof . if you are wrong hell you was drunk , built in excuse ;D

Spider
04-04-2005, 08:19 AM
But if saw a deer caught in the fence , I dont know if I would club it or not . Depends on how badly the said animal was injured ( and if anyone pissed me off during the day ;D)

Hotrod
04-04-2005, 08:21 AM
Ok , I see we do not know spiders infamous 2 hat system ........ Here is how it works .....
Take a hat , hang it on the wall , grab a bottle of Jack Daniels , and drink untill you see 2 hats on the wall , then take a look at your question and answer it ..... Fool Proof . if you are wrong hell you was drunk , built in excuse ;D

LOL thats great. Ive been using the "I was drunk" excuse for years and did not even realize it ;D

Just for the record Said person did not take said deer as tempted as said person was.

Hotrod
04-04-2005, 08:23 AM
But if saw a deer caught in the fence , I dont know if I would club it or not . Depends on how badly the said animal was injured ( and if anyone pissed me off during the day ;D)

Said deer died in fence before said person could get unsaid gun out and put said deer out of misery. Said deer was eaten by unsaid coyotes.

Hotrod
04-04-2005, 08:24 AM
Said deer cut unsaid artury in back leg on unsaid barbwire.

Spider
04-04-2005, 08:28 AM
Said deer cut unsaid artury in back leg on unsaid barbwire.
then yeah , dont let the unsaid deer go to waste ........
I wonder if the same excuse would work for unsaid sheep ?

Spider
04-04-2005, 08:29 AM
Said deer died in fence before said person could get unsaid gun out and put said deer out of misery. Said deer was eaten by unsaid coyotes.
Eat the Damn Coyotes ........

Hotrod
04-04-2005, 08:30 AM
then yeah , dont let the unsaid deer go to waste ........
I wonder if the same excuse would work for unsaid sheep ?

you would not believe the deer that have been hit on the highway this year. Tons of them poor animals. The coyotes have had a field day.

Me thinks its still illegal to take said deer with out unsaid permit.

Spider
04-04-2005, 08:32 AM
you would not believe the deer that have been hit on the highway this year. Tons of them poor animals. The coyotes have had a field day.

Me thinks its still illegal to take said deer with out unsaid permit.
naw it is legal to hit a deer , just DO NOT LEAVE YOUR LANE

Hotrod
04-04-2005, 08:34 AM
naw it is legal to hit a deer , just DO NOT LEAVE YOUR LANE

I laugh at the fools who drive like maniacs past my house in the dark. You just know they are all pissed when their fancy car gets messed up on a deer.

Spider
04-04-2005, 08:36 AM
I laugh at the fools who drive like maniacs past my house in the dark. You just know they are all pissed when their fancy car gets messed up on a deer.
LOL .... No shiat

Hotrod
04-04-2005, 08:38 AM
Three funniest city slicker questions I've ever heard.

1. How do they train the deer to cross at the "deer crossing" signs.

2. At what elevation do deer become Elk

3. While talking to an out of state hunter. Showed him a bull I had in the back of my truck. He actually said "Ok so thats what they look like exactly Hey fred come look at this thing." :saywhat:

Spider
04-04-2005, 08:51 AM
Three funniest city slicker questions I've ever heard.

1. How do they train the deer to cross at the "deer crossing" signs.

2. At what elevation do deer become Elk

3. While talking to an out of state hunter. Showed him a bull I had in the back of my truck. He actually said "Ok so thats what they look like exactly Hey fred come look at this thing." :saywhat:
LOL .......or my favorite , we are protected we have Deer whistles ..... you would be suprised how many times I hear that one

Hotrod
04-04-2005, 08:54 AM
LOL .......or my favorite , we are protected we have Deer whistles ..... you would be suprised how many times I hear that one

Someone got rich selling those damn whistles that go on the front of car bumpers. I for one never understood the hikers who carry mace for protection. Id like to see some idiot city dude trying to fish is can of mace out of his fanny pack while a bear is running at him.

Hotrod
04-04-2005, 08:56 AM
PS no offense to anyone who uses deer whistles on their cars or carries mace for protection. ;D

Spider
04-04-2005, 08:57 AM
Someone got rich selling those damn whistles that go on the front of car bumpers. I for one never understood the hikers who carry mace for protection. Id like to see some idiot city dude trying to fish is can of mace out of his fanny pack while a bear is running at him.
LOL .... Bear spray only pisses a hungry bear off more .....

Spider
04-04-2005, 08:58 AM
PS no offense to anyone who uses deer whistles on their cars or carries mace for protection. ;D
Deer whistles are nice decoration ..... Bear mace will stop a drunk @ your local tavern ;D

Rascal
04-04-2005, 08:58 AM
Actually it probably makes the tourists spicy. Cajun tourists anyone?

Spider
04-04-2005, 09:32 AM
Actually it probably makes the tourists spicy. Cajun tourists anyone?
LOL .......

RaiderH8r
04-04-2005, 09:45 AM
Lets say this guy see a deer get caught in his fence. Would it be wrong of said guy to club said deer in the head and take it too said guys house.
When I COULD carry a pistol in the car I would shoot the thing. But I can't carry a pistol in the car now so I would yank it's feeding tube....oops, wrong thread. I wait 7-10 days for the background check, then shoot it.

Hotrod
04-04-2005, 09:47 AM
When I COULD carry a pistol in the car I would shoot the thing. But I can't carry a pistol in the car now so I would yank it's feeding tube....oops, wrong thread. I wait 7-10 days for the background check, then shoot it.

Your gonna need several court orders to yank its feeding tube oh wait its not a human you can put it out of its misery instead of starving it to death.

alkemical
04-04-2005, 09:53 AM
hey when i was homeless i saw starving people - and nobody gave a **** about them.

Hotrod
04-04-2005, 09:55 AM
hey when i was homeless i saw starving people - and nobody gave a **** about them.

They could come up here and have deer steaks. Just have to fight the coyotes for them.

alkemical
04-04-2005, 10:47 AM
The only homeless i didn't feel for - were the walking dead. Those people IMO brought the wrath of life upon themsmelves.

W*GS
04-04-2005, 10:48 AM
I smacked a deer while I was doing about 30mph once - in my wife's car. I don't think I killed it (it ran off) but it did $1800 damage. The wife was pissed - especially a couple months later when the passenger's side window got broken out from wind while I had the car.

Whoops.

ClevelandBronco
04-04-2005, 11:50 PM
Unsaid personal injury lawyer ventures onto property...

ClevelandBronco
04-04-2005, 11:51 PM
And unsaid PETA rep follows him...

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 07:17 AM
And unsaid PETA rep follows him...

LOL I have an inhumane fence rofl

The sad part is if they felt they could they would.

TheDave
04-05-2005, 10:38 AM
... Saw deer caught in fence.... Hotrod "Clubs" said deer...


So that's what they call it in your neck of the woods...

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 10:44 AM
... Saw deer caught in fence.... Hotrod "Clubs" said deer...


So that's what they call it in your neck of the woods...

LOL get back on the island sicko

TheDave
04-05-2005, 10:46 AM
LOL get back on the island sicko


sorry... got confuse where i was...

Spider
04-05-2005, 10:46 AM
Hilarious!