View Full Version : I've decided to become a Broncos fan
Bob's your Information Minister
04-01-2005, 02:18 PM
Yeah, that's right. I'm tired of being a Chiefs fan. 13 years of nothing but heartache and disappointed cold february's. 13 years of mighty casey striking out. I just can't stand it anymore.
This franchise doesn't really want to win anyway. That much is evident when Carl Peterson thinks he can jerk around top-tier free agents (Samari Rolle, Edgerton Hartwell) and get his way. Of course they go some where else!
I look at the Broncos organization and what do they have the Chiefs don't? An owner committed to winning. A coach who isn't afraid to cut a player because he's buddy-buddy with him. A coach who will never have a bad running game. A coach who is always trying to get better.
But most of all I see you Bronco fans, and I realize you're as good a fans as the Chiefs will ever have. So it won't take much for me to join your ranks, Bronco fans. Give me that Broncos coat. It's easy!
http://www.photofile.com/Photos/Albums/2004NFLHelmets/Images/04DenverBroncosHelmet.jpg
Ballhawk
04-01-2005, 02:20 PM
Application Denied!
You have been a closet Fan for a while, and it works best that way Bob..stay in the closet.
McDortoh
04-01-2005, 02:22 PM
Without reading more then the thread title Im gonna make a prediction that somewhere there is an April fools joke thing.
SoCalBronco
04-01-2005, 02:22 PM
i think its an april fools joke by Bob but its okay. He can remain a closet Broncos fan.
labronx
04-01-2005, 02:23 PM
we LOVE you as a CHIEFS FAN!!!!
Dont sell out or sell your soul!!
youll just be another guy on this board
right now you are
BobsTheMostAnnoyingPieceofShiatIStillCan'tBelieveI DontHaveHimOnIgnoreToTheAverageOrangeManer,ButToMe HeIsPrettyCoolBecauseHeJustDoesn'tGiveAF**kAndHesM yUncle!
Plus you just cant switch teams like that. you have to live as a closet Bronco fan for a year and then after watching them lose in a playoff game, cry infront of all your friends.
maybe then youll be one of us!
Taco John
04-01-2005, 02:24 PM
Application Denied!
Meck77
04-01-2005, 02:25 PM
We don't want you. Try www.raiderkickass.com or whatever the site is.
I guess you missed the thread about declaring april fools day over.
RaiderH8r
04-01-2005, 02:25 PM
Bob takes it on the chin A LOT and is a fairly good sport about it... so I'll humor him for his April Fool's joke.
Welcome aboard Bob....OUR defense IS improving.
TheNextStep
04-01-2005, 02:26 PM
I think TJ should go to ChiefsPlanet and link Bob's post in a thread entitled, "Oh, Phobia, say hello to your new friend!"
Or maybe not.
McDortoh
04-01-2005, 02:27 PM
We don't want you. Try www.raidersuckass.com or whatever the site is.
I guess you missed the thread about declaring april fools day over.
Dont worry old buddy I fixed you typo ;D
Nuggets4
04-01-2005, 02:31 PM
I've decided I don't care.
Crushaholic
04-01-2005, 02:31 PM
Bob, shouldn't you be joining your buddies on the Planet in the premature celebration of "acquiring" Surtain? Ha!
Bob's your Information Minister
04-01-2005, 02:38 PM
Bob, shouldn't you be joining your buddies on the Planet in the premature celebration of "acquiring" Surtain? Ha!
I can't wait to see Lelie burn that guy...
2KBack
04-01-2005, 02:40 PM
joke or not, someone needs to save a picture of this screen, just so it can be used at a later date.
minibronco
04-01-2005, 02:40 PM
Ahhh hahahahhaha! April fools right?
labronx
04-01-2005, 02:44 PM
joke or not, someone needs to save a picture of this screen, just so it can be used at a later date.
LOL
;D
Borks147
04-01-2005, 02:49 PM
joke or not, someone needs to save a picture of this screen, just so it can be used at a later date.
done :)
Borks147
04-01-2005, 02:52 PM
sometime around mid november i'll pull this baby out:
Pezman
04-01-2005, 02:56 PM
epicSocialism4tw
04-01-2005, 02:58 PM
This is hilarious! You guys keep that screen capture handy. I'm sure it will look good in someone's sig!
I was never in doubt that you were a closet homo..... errrrrrrrrrr Bronco fan. You spend more time here than you do at home. I think a "Turncoat" hazing is in order. Now get me a beer Barb.
ZachKC
04-01-2005, 04:51 PM
haha
Nuggets4
04-01-2005, 05:11 PM
I have one that's better, but it is profane so it'll have to be edited and used at a later time.
http://ucsu.colorado.edu/~lucasjm/images/stfupoint.gif
Pezman
04-01-2005, 05:36 PM
I have one that's better, but it is profane so it'll have to be edited and used at a later time.
http://ucsu.colorado.edu/~lucasjm/images/stfupoint.gif
This one is better! ROFL!
http://img211.exs.cx/img211/9262/caruso6qq.gif
Sodak
04-01-2005, 06:25 PM
Okay, so where's the punchline?
minibronco
04-01-2005, 10:57 PM
Oh man... lovely screen shot
Taco John
03-16-2006, 04:31 PM
Welcome aboard!
Rock Chalk
03-16-2006, 04:40 PM
I've decided I don't care.
Word.
BRING ON THE MADNESS OF MARCH BABY!
penguin
03-16-2006, 05:00 PM
Word.
Word up (up up) everybody say
When you hear the call you've got to get it on the way
Word up (up up) it's the code word
No matter where you say it you know that you'll be heard
Taco John
03-16-2006, 05:08 PM
Bob. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ban you for posting fake stories.
Sorry. My hands are tied... :nyahdevil
Popps
03-16-2006, 05:13 PM
I think someone has tapped into Bob's account. That post was far to cogent and sensible.
But, just as a general FYI to the other folks on this thread... it's not April, yet.
elsid13
03-16-2006, 05:13 PM
Look another "I need attention" thread by Bobo.
DivineLegion
03-16-2006, 05:21 PM
I think someone has tapped into Bob's account. That post was far to cogent and sensible.
But, just as a general FYI to the other folks on this thread... it's not April, yet.
Read the date on the posts...its a year old and was posted last april.
Bob's your Information Minister
03-16-2006, 05:23 PM
That post was far to cogent and sensible.
I'm both of those things. I don't subscribe to the yavoon school of thought when it comes to posting.
OrangeShadow
03-16-2006, 05:23 PM
Bob. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ban you for posting fake stories.
Sorry. My hands are tied... :nyahdevil
Hilarious!
Billy Clyde Puckett
03-16-2006, 05:29 PM
Welcome Bob. Somewhere down there in Texas, I am sure there is a gospel choir singing hymns in the background.
wolf754life
03-16-2006, 05:29 PM
this is like shannahan forgiving al davis
Bob's your Information Minister
03-16-2006, 05:30 PM
For all you n00bs...this was posted a year ago. It was an april fool's joke.
Popps
03-16-2006, 05:31 PM
Read the date on the posts...its a year old and was posted last april.
Egg on my face.
Doesn't the owner of this site ever clean out the garage?
DivineLegion
03-16-2006, 05:36 PM
Egg on my face.
Doesn't the owner of this site ever clean out the garage?
Hes the one that revived the thread :afro:
24champ
03-16-2006, 05:40 PM
For all you n00bs...this was posted a year ago. It was an april fool's joke.
so says bobkake. LOL
TheReverend
03-16-2006, 06:13 PM
Hes the one that revived the thread :afro:
MOS: Force Recon?
That's an insult to anyone Force Recon... you can't ENLIST as Force Recon, you have to try out for it.
Please don't post things that are insulting to Marines to try and make yourself look cooler.
Sodak
03-16-2006, 06:22 PM
MOS: Force Recon?
That's an insult to anyone Force Recon... you can't ENLIST as Force Recon, you have to try out for it.
Please don't post things that are insulting to Marines to try and make yourself look cooler.
Lighten up, Francis.
Pezman
05-03-2007, 12:38 AM
Ah, the classics Ha!
smalltowngrll
05-03-2007, 01:36 AM
ROFL! Thanks for the great laugh! :rofl:
closet homo = closet Bronco fan :strong:
The Mole
04-01-2008, 06:20 AM
http://www.thehindubusinessline.com/2004/02/07/images/2004020700040904.jpg
Bob's your Information Minister
04-01-2008, 06:48 AM
Good times.
crazyhorse
04-01-2008, 08:26 AM
ROFL! Thanks for the great laugh! :rofl:
closet homo = closet Bronco fan :strong:
So you're saying:
Homo out of the closet=Bronco fan out of the closet.
No wonder I never see a Bronco fan with a woman.
Odysseus
04-01-2008, 10:56 AM
Aw geez.
Northman
04-01-2008, 11:23 AM
This isnt anything new. We knew he was a fan but he will be denied the coat.
Peoples Champ
04-01-2008, 01:34 PM
Without reading more then the thread title Im gonna make a prediction that somewhere there is an April fools joke thing.
I think you are right
Phobia
04-01-2008, 06:57 PM
Moron. His jokes are always the worst.
Punisher
04-01-2008, 08:46 PM
April fools joke or not welcome Bob I'll Share my broncos shocks with ya.. in let you have a T-shirt and a Jersey :)