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Crush Girl
03-30-2005, 07:36 AM
http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?SectionID=11&StoryID=239&Layout
This is hilarious! Sadly, though, it represents about half the guys I've dated :(
Hotrod
03-30-2005, 07:43 AM
LOL that pretty good stuff.
I like the "Are you out of your f#cking mind?" page too.
Funny stuff. Thanks for the link.
Crushaholic
03-30-2005, 09:45 AM
It's been a while since I heard a woman say "Stare at my shirt"... :wiggle:
delany
03-30-2005, 10:17 AM
THe metrosexual uniform of the new decade....
BUT...I do love Jagerbombs.....nothing better thats legal at 2am to get you going...
Sideburn
03-30-2005, 10:36 AM
I went shopping for some clothes the other day, because sadly my HS collection from 8 years ago just doesn't cut it anymore. So I'm in the Ralph Lauren section at Dillard's and I'm amazed not only at the price of these shirts...but how fvcking awful they are. It was Ralph's new spring line. Everything looked like a fvcked up easter egg. Every shirt had a large majority of pink on it. Seriously, if I see anyone sporting those shirts I'm going to kick their teeth out.
Edit: http://www.polo.com/family/index.jsp?categoryId=1923892&gph=menLP_mainImg_newArrLink&cp=1760781
Crush Girl
03-30-2005, 11:06 AM
[QUOTE=Professor Truth Scammahorn Clinton] Seriously, if I see anyone sporting those shirts I'm going to kick their teeth out. [QUOTE]
Right after you & your buddies finish a round of golden tee & drink a few jager bombs ;)
delany
03-30-2005, 11:09 AM
hey men needed an answer to 'the little black dress'
I mean really....does EVERY chica on the planet have to wear a black dress clubbin?
Mile High Shack
03-30-2005, 11:11 AM
I went shopping for some clothes the other day, because sadly my HS collection from 8 years ago just doesn't cut it anymore. So I'm in the Ralph Lauren section at Dillard's and I'm amazed not only at the price of these shirts...but how fvcking awful they are. It was Ralph's new spring line. Everything looked like a fvcked up easter egg. Every shirt had a large majority of pink on it. Seriously, if I see anyone sporting those shirts I'm going to kick their teeth out.
Edit: http://www.polo.com/family/index.jsp?categoryId=1923892&gph=menLP_mainImg_newArrLink&cp=1760781
are you old enough to be a teenager in the 80's...this is straight up 80's with the bright colors, I had some purple and pink shirts in high school...PIMP UP!!!
as far as the jagoffs who buy ralph lauren and make sure they know everyone knows they did
screw them :)
FADERPROOF
03-30-2005, 11:28 AM
I went shopping for some clothes the other day, because sadly my HS collection from 8 years ago just doesn't cut it anymore. So I'm in the Ralph Lauren section at Dillard's and I'm amazed not only at the price of these shirts...but how fvcking awful they are. It was Ralph's new spring line. Everything looked like a fvcked up easter egg. Every shirt had a large majority of pink on it. Seriously, if I see anyone sporting those shirts I'm going to kick their teeth out.
Edit: http://www.polo.com/family/index.jsp?categoryId=1923892&gph=menLP_mainImg_newArrLink&cp=1760781
Thats why I stick to Phat Farm whenever I go to upgrade my pimp wardrobe.
PatsWin2002
03-30-2005, 11:43 AM
I enjoyed a lot of stuff on that site.
Thanks Devious Honey Girl Flex, er, Crush Girl. ;)
Sodak
03-30-2005, 11:51 AM
Holy sh*t that's funny. I went to Las Vegas a few weeks ago on business with my wife. We went to some casinos on the strip and I noticed 100's of twentysomething guys wearing similar variations of that shirt. They all wore them with the cuffs rolled up one fold and untucked with dirty looking baggy jeans, dirty sneakers and waaaaaay too much cologne. After passing a few herds of these guys, I gave them a name.
"The sweet shirt dudes" all in uniform looking and smelling exactly the same, by the thousands.
I kept thinking to myself "What a bunch of conformist idiots". They reminded me of a bunch of 15 year old chicks at the shopping MAUL.
Ugh. END OF RANT.
Thanks for the laugh Crush Girl.
Sideburn
03-30-2005, 11:54 AM
[QUOTE=Professor Truth Scammahorn Clinton] Seriously, if I see anyone sporting those shirts I'm going to kick their teeth out. [QUOTE]
Right after you & your buddies finish a round of golden tee & drink a few jager bombs ;)
Damn skippy. Nothing like some golden tee...I prefer to drink Samual Adams while chatting about the days of yor' though.
Arkie
03-30-2005, 12:25 PM
I went shopping for some clothes the other day, because sadly my HS collection from 8 years ago just doesn't cut it anymore. So I'm in the Ralph Lauren section at Dillard's and I'm amazed not only at the price of these shirts...but how fvcking awful they are. It was Ralph's new spring line. Everything looked like a fvcked up easter egg. Every shirt had a large majority of pink on it. Seriously, if I see anyone sporting those shirts I'm going to kick their teeth out.
Edit: http://www.polo.com/family/index.jsp?categoryId=1923892&gph=menLP_mainImg_newArrLink&cp=1760781
Fresh!
http://polo.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pPOLO2-1828571_standard_dt.jpg