Who will be the Orange Mane Survivor?!

[Hotrod]

LOL that monkey's got balls rofl

personally I hope he wins this game

[Mile High Shack]

So Dave and Spider are in tree #1 while Rascal is debating joining them or Shack in Tree #2. Wow everyone's out to sea.
I’ve already staked out my tree and have some large coconuts ready to throw down upon an assault on my position.

I’m not afraid to go Gilligan’s island on someone

[TheDave]

Don't flinch...

http://www.sickjokes.net/media/car-stunt.html

YES!!!

[Mile High Shack]

LOL that monkey's got balls rofl

personally I hope he wins this game
That monkey was on our island and kept pestering rascal like that when he was sleeping…….he kept trying to spank that monkey in his sleep

[Spider]

P.S.A. ........... I do this because I care ......... and I am a jerk ;D
Some on the Island not namin Names (Dave , Rascal so your seceret is safe )
Has been spanking the monkey a little to much ....so I offer this warnging as a reminder ............

[TheDave]

If there is a God... that monkey goes down ugly....

[Rascal]

I woudn't be talking cowboy...your forearm didn't grow two inches without a reason.

I also noticed you had a blister in the palm of your hand the other day...care to explain?

[Rascal]

That monkey was on our island and kept pestering rascal like that when he was sleeping…….he kept trying to spank that monkey in his sleep

4321~

[Spider]

I woudn't be talking cowboy...your forearm didn't grow two inches without a reason.

I also noticed you had a blister in the palm of your hand the other day...care to explain?
I would answer this , but I cant read very well ....... all the letters are blurry and shakey

[Hotrod]

I woudn't be talking cowboy...your forearm didn't grow two inches without a reason.

I also noticed you had a blister in the palm of your hand the other day...care to explain?


If the monkey was one to kiss and tell he could explain rofl

[Spider]

If the monkey was one to kiss and tell he could explain rofl
thats cold ............... Hilarious!

[Hotrod]

thats cold ............... Hilarious!

;D

Is this game over yet rofl

[TheDave]

I woudn't be talking cowboy...your forearm didn't grow two inches without a reason.

I also noticed you had a blister in the palm of your hand the other day...care to explain?

Been eyeing the man candy huh...?

[Spider]

Hilarious! .... 2 months from now we are going to look back @ this thread and say .WTF was we thinking ???

[Old Dude]

;D

Is this game over yet rofl

It could end today if three guys pick the same tree while the fourth survives by picking a different one.

Otherwise, one way or another, we will have another round for the big jury vote.

[Hotrod]

It could end today if three guys pick the same tree while the fourth survives by picking a different one.

Otherwise, one way or another, we will have another round for the big jury vote.

Im gonna feel all empty inside once this game is over. What am I supposed to do work or something.

[Mtbrncofn]

MTB, have you noticed that I am the nicest person on this thread to you?

CBF1 Nice guy Esq. :)


Yessir, I have, and it is duly noted. :)

[Spider]

Im gonna feel all empty inside once this game is over. What am I supposed to do work or something.
;D after this one is over , Old Dude should start another with a different group ....

[TheDave]

;D after this one is over , Old Dude should start another with a different group ....

Different group my ass... I love survivor... I need survivor... right now survivor completes me.

[Mtbrncofn]

Hey if you want to nurse some tiger cubs, more power to ya ;)
Ha ha smartass. :P

The only reason I can find this funny is because when your poor wife starts nursing that new baby girl, she'll think she's nursing tiger cubs. Youch!!

[Rascal]

Been eyeing the man candy huh...?

man candy is a guys forearm and hand?

No wonder that monkey was screaming bloody murder.

[Hotrod]

Ha ha smartass. :P

The only reason I can find this funny is because when your poor wife starts nursing that new baby girl, she'll think she's nursing tiger cubs. Youch!!

Ha Ha Shack's becareful those things are loaded.

[Rascal]

If the monkey was one to kiss and tell he could explain rofl

ouch.

[Mile High Shack]

man candy is a guys forearm and hand?

No wonder that monkey was screaming bloody murder.

hey whatever gets you off, for you it's strong forearms to hold you close at night

for Dave it's soft lips

for Spider it's a guy with a chew ring.......

[Mile High Shack]

Ha Ha Shack's becareful those things are loaded.
Sheet like it matters at this point

I don’t remember what breasts look like sans a porn site

[TheDave]

man candy is a guys forearm and hand?

No wonder that monkey was screaming bloody murder.


Sure, sure , sure...just the hand and foreare... That were attached to his crank!

You sick bastard!

[Hotrod]

Sheet like it matters at this point

I don’t remember what breasts look like sans a porn site

LOL I dont miss those days one bit.

[Spider]

LOL .check out Shack being all innocent .... I know my Bermuda thong is missing , I know who took it ...... Shack

[TheDave]

hey whatever gets you off, for you it's strong forearms to hold you close at night

for Dave it's soft lips

for Spider it's a guy with a chew ring.......

And for shack it anything he can get now... man, beast, a notty pine...

[Rascal]

Dave did say you had soft lips...but he didn't seem to imply which ones

Never mind that's just plain wrong.

[Spider]

Hilarious!

[Mtbrncofn]

Sheet like it matters at this point

I don’t remember what breasts look like sans a porn site

Aww, come on...they should be about porn sized by now.

[Mile High Shack]

Aww, come on...they should be about porn sized by now.
They appear to be when she unclothes to get into the shower…I think that is the last time I have seen them

:D

[Mtbrncofn]

LOL I dont miss those days one bit.

Yeah, me neither. You guys think sleeping in the wet spot is bad, try waking up in a wet t shirt!

I can feel a rude crack coming on.

[Mile High Shack]

And for shack it anything he can get now... man, beast, a notty pine...

I prefer the notty pine thank you...it treats me nice and I can hit it whenever I want.......

that monkey squirms too much

[Rascal]

Shack's getting desperate. Watch out Spider.

[Mile High Shack]

Yeah, me neither. You guys think sleeping in the wet spot is bad, try waking up in a wet t shirt!

I can feel a rude crack coming on.

I'm not opposed to wet tshirts on large breasted women (at this point ANY breasted woman)

[Rascal]

Yeah, me neither. You guys think sleeping in the wet spot is bad, try waking up in a wet t shirt!

I can feel a rude crack coming on.

milk...it does a boy good.

[TheDave]

I prefer the notty pine thank you...it treats me nice and I can hit it whenever I want.......

that monkey squirms too much

Duct tape brother...duct tape!

[Mtbrncofn]

I prefer the notty pine thank you...it treats me nice and I can hit it whenever I want.......

that monkey squirms too much


What about splinters? Or are you into that kinky pain kind of stuff? Ha!

[Hotrod]

What about splinters? Or are you into that kinky pain kind of stuff? Ha!

Ouch Ha!

[Rascal]

What about splinters? Or are you into that kinky pain kind of stuff? Ha!

Not speaking from experience...but that's why you smooth the edges first.

[Mile High Shack]

Duct tape brother...duct tape!
Oooooweeeeeeeoooooweeeeeeeoooo

My monkey love……..

Oooooweeeeeeeoooooweeeeeeeoooo


(sung to tune of Moris Day and the time Jungle Love)

[Old Dude]

Maybe when this is over we'll have a "reverse" survivor, where we can start voting people onto the island ... just for punishment.

http://bilder.filmstarts.de/verzeichnis/film/filme/p/Papillon01.jpg

[Rascal]

We are a bunch of sick bastards...and in MT's case bastardess'.

[TheDave]

Splinters my ass... man up and take that tree yard!

[Spider]

Maybe when this is over we'll have a "reverse" survivor, where we can start voting people onto the island ... just for punishment.
LOL ....... the 60's were good to you

[Mile High Shack]

What about splinters? Or are you into that kinky pain kind of stuff? Ha!
Rascal had it right……a little buffing is in order
At first it kind hurt but after so much work on being on this island…..the edges seem to have worn smooth and now it’s like….a fresh summer day……..

[Mtbrncofn]

Not speaking from experience...but that's why you smooth the edges first.


Uh huh....suuuuurrreeee.

[Mtbrncofn]

Rascal had it right……a little buffing is in order
At first it kind hurt but after so much work on being on this island…..the edges seem to have worn smooth and now it’s like….a fresh summer day……..

Admit it, you kiped that last part from a douche commercial.

[Mile High Shack]

Admit it, you kiped that last part from a douche commercial.

I feel like playing tennis afterwards or horse back riding

[Rascal]

Splinters my ass... man up and take that tree yard!

Shack wouldn't like it if you had splinters.

[Hotrod]

Maybe when this is over we'll have a "reverse" survivor, where we can start voting people onto the island ... just for punishment.

I think MT deserves to be voted on the island first ;D

[Mile High Shack]

Shack wouldn't like it if you had splinters.
If he has his own notty pine, that’s fine, but if it’s my tree, we could have some violence….

[TheDave]

douche... another commercial type that should be banned between the hours of 5-7 pm

[Hotrod]

I feel like playing tennis afterwards or horse back riding

Ha!

[Mile High Shack]

I think MT deserves to be voted on the island first ;D
She might be scared….4 lonely men and 1 woman……….talk about sleeping with your eyes closed

[Spider]

I think MT deserves to be voted on the island first ;D
oh dont sell yourself short ... you DESERVE too be here also

[Mtbrncofn]

I feel like playing tennis afterwards or horse back riding

So is your splinterless pine "stained" or do you like that natural finish? Ha!

[TheDave]

Shack wouldn't like it if you had splinters.

yeah... cause from the sounds of it shack is real discriminating these days...

[Rascal]

If he has his own notty pine, that’s fine, but if it’s my tree, we could have some violence….

You didn't seem to catch my intent with that statement.

You wouldn't like it if he had splinters after he mistook your ass for that pine tree.

[Hotrod]

douche... another commercial type that should be banned between the hours of 5-7 pm

That reminds me does anyone else find the sudden desire to throw a football thru a tire or dance around in a 60's living room with your best friends right after taking viargra???

[Mtbrncofn]

I think MT deserves to be voted on the island first ;D
Whoa there! We're buds, hotrod...that means we come as a pair.


EDIT: Wow, that didn't look as good as I thought when I hit post reply.

[Mile High Shack]

oh dont sell yourself short ... you DESERVE too be here also

Dave has mentioned he liked hotrod's soft lips

http://www.militiadesign.com/b3takit/lips%20tongue.jpg

[Rascal]

She might be scared….4 lonely men and 1 woman……….talk about sleeping with your eyes closed

Is that sleep in your eye?

[Mile High Shack]

So is your splinterless pine "stained" or do you like that natural finish? Ha!

it has a ....... natural white hue to it :kiddingme

[Old Dude]

I'm really heartened to see you guys standing around and making with all the witty banter while a killer Tsunami approaches.

Is one of you going to climb a tree pretty soon?

[Mile High Shack]

Whoa there! We're buds, hotrod...that means we come as a pair.


EDIT: Wow, that didn't look as good as I thought when I hit post reply.

LOL
He’d have to share!!!

[Hotrod]

Whoa there! We're buds, hotrod...that means we come as a pair.


EDIT: Wow, that didn't look as good as I thought when I hit post reply.

Nice move now everyone knows ;D

[TheDave]

I'm really heartened to see you guys standing around and making with all the witty banter while a killer Tsunami approaches.

Is one of you going to climb a tree pretty soon?

Shack is still busy with my tree...

[Mile High Shack]

Shack is still busy with my tree...
If by your tree you mean…say…your ass

I prefer my tree thank you

[Mtbrncofn]

She might be scared….4 lonely men and 1 woman……….talk about sleeping with your eyes closed
No way, I wouldn't be scared at all. Now if Dave hadn't donned those falsies and taken over my Sausage Queen status, I might be a little more worried. Ha!

[Spider]

I'm really heartened to see you guys standing around and making with all the witty banter while a killer Tsunami approaches.

Is one of you going to climb a tree pretty soon?
working on it ....... ;D

[Hotrod]

I'm really heartened to see you guys standing around and making with all the witty banter while a killer Tsunami approaches.

Is one of you going to climb a tree pretty soon?

Great nobody has voted. I guess their afraid they might climb Shacks tree and get shaken out.

[TheDave]

If by your tree you mean…say…your ass

I prefer my tree thank you

are you asking me out?

[Spider]

No way, I wouldn't be scared at all. Now if Dave hadn't donned those falsies and taken over my Sausage Queen status, I might be a little more worried. Ha!
;D the Dave puts out ...... so i have been told by Shack

[Rascal]

Great nobody has voted. I guess their afraid they might climb Shacks tree and get shaken out.

shaken would be the least of our worries...shacken is the big concern.

[Mtbrncofn]

Nice move now everyone knows ;D

Darn. I could have used the Mole dialectizer to post that one and none of us would have figured it out.

What was I thinkin'?

[Mile High Shack]

No way, I wouldn't be scared at all. Now if Dave hadn't donned those falsies and taken over my Sausage Queen status, I might be a little more worried. Ha!
Well I did hear him singing I feel pretty..oooo so pretty last night in the woods

[Mile High Shack]

are you asking me out?
We can double date…you take hotrod and I’ll take my knotty pine

[Spider]

Well I did hear him singing I feel pretty..oooo so pretty last night in the woods
that is what that noise was , I thought Rascal was getting onery with the Monkey

[Rascal]

I'll take MT since she came with hotrod.

Guess Spider can have Old Dude. Wrinkled sheets anyone?

[Mile High Shack]

that is what that noise was , I thought Rascal was getting onery with the Monkey
Well there was that AND monkey screams of pain…I just assume Dave was doing it…come to think of it, I did hear rascal singing monkey love last night

[TheDave]

Well I did hear him singing I feel pretty..oooo so pretty last night in the woods


Better than that "F* me like an animal" tune you were humming...

[Rascal]

that is what that noise was , I thought Rascal was getting onery with the Monkey

**** the monkey!!

oh God that sounds bad.

[Spider]

Well there was that AND monkey screams of pain…I just assume Dave was doing it…come to think of it, I did hear rascal singing monkey love last night
you just gave a new meaning to Jungle Fever Hilarious!

[Spider]

I'll take MT since she came with hotrod.

Guess Spider can have Old Dude. Wrinkled sheets anyone?
Hell OD wouldnt be a bad date , he doesnt eat much

[TheDave]

Hey Rascal fed ex just showed up with your monkey suit...

[Mtbrncofn]

Better than that "F* me like an animal" tune you were humming...

Come on now, a little Reznor could really lighten this joint up a bit.

[Spider]

all I know is there was alot of singing last night , and my Bermuda thong is missing

[Rascal]

Shack told me that OD favorite dish was sausage...be careful.

[Hotrod]

I'll take MT since she came with hotrod.

Guess Spider can have Old Dude. Wrinkled sheets anyone?

Hey hands off my MT we have an alliance. Not really to protect ourselves from being thrown off the island just to protect my exit only.

[Mtbrncofn]

We can double date…you take hotrod and I’ll take my knotty pine

Sharing....now that is what true love is all about.

[TheDave]

Come on now, a little Reznor could really lighten this joint up a bit.


True, but it's the passion he hums it with...

[Rascal]

Hey Rascal fed ex just showed up with your monkey suit...

Well put it on damnit. I haven't got all day that tsumani is coming.

[Spider]

Well put it on damnit. I haven't got all day that tsumani is coming.
LOL .......

[Mtbrncofn]

Hey hands off my MT we have an alliance. Not really to protect ourselves from being thrown off the island just to protect my exit only.


Hilarious! Being thrown off that island would probably be the best thing that could happen to us.....although I'm sure we'd be in direct route to the nearest looney bin.

[Rascal]

Hey hands off my MT we have an alliance. Not really to protect ourselves from being thrown off the island just to protect my exit only.

Your exit huh? I have a feeling your exit is about to be violated by Dave on your double date.

[Spider]

Be Gentle Dave ... HotRod is almost still a virgin ;D

[TheDave]

Post #1 "welcome to the first OM survivor Game"

Post #2100 "I can't decide if i should F**k the monkey or the tree"

Boy, we've come a long way folks...

[TheDave]

Be Gentle Dave ... HotRod is almost still a virgin ;D


Sorry bud you know the rules... newbe's get it dry!

[Hotrod]

Ok Im swimming straight into that giant wave and taking my chances ;D

[Hotrod]

Post #1 "welcome to the first OM survivor Game"

Post #2100 "I can't decide if i should F**k the monkey or the tree"

Boy, we've come a long way folks...

LOL just like the real game rofl

[Spider]

Sorry bud you know the rules... newbe's get it dry!
Sorry Hotrod . I tried to help ;D

[Rascal]

Sorry Hotrod . I tried to help ;D

I don't think tying him down would be considered as help.

[Old Dude]

Just for the benefit of the viewing audience, I'm up in the super-duper sky-cam helicopter with the Mole and Nurse Enema. Hard to tell what's actually going on down there on the island right now, though I think I can see someone running frantically around ... and yes ... over there on the horizon, I think I can make out the the wave...

[Rascal]

Damn it dave hurry up and put the suit on.

[Spider]

Post #1 "welcome to the first OM survivor Game"

Post #2100 "I can't decide if i should F**k the monkey or the tree"

Boy, we've come a long way folks...
LOL ....... I am thankfull this is 80 Pages long ....... We have given Chief fan plenty of ammo if Chief fan could read all of this

[Spider]

I don't think tying him down would be considered as help.
shhhhhhh ....... Just cause you fell for it doesnt mean you have to spoil it for Hotrod ;D

[Old Dude]

The drama ...

[TheDave]

Hoo, Hoo, Hoo, HaH!

[Hotrod]

Did I miss something or did a couple of posts disappear ???

[Hotrod]

shhhhhhh ....... Just cause you fell for it doesnt mean you have to spoil it for Hotrod ;D

Hey you said the handcuffs were for my protection

[Spider]

Did I miss something or did a couple of posts disappear ???
nope ....... ;D

[Spider]

Hey you said the handcuffs were for my protection
I would have gotten away with it if it wasnt For Rascal and his meddling Monkey

[Mile High Shack]

Sigh…alas I must say goodbye to my favorite knotty pine as I see the waves approaching and hope we meet again on some lonely summer night

OOOOOOO THOSE SUMMMMERRRR



NEEEIIIIGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS

[Mtbrncofn]

Did I miss something or did a couple of posts disappear ???

Play innocent, hotrod. Apparently they like that on the island. :laugh:

On second thought, maybe that wouldn't be in your best interests.

[Spider]

Play innocent, hotrod. Apparently they like that on the island. :laugh:

On second thought, maybe that wouldn't be in your best interests.
LOL .............

[TheDave]

Sigh…alas I must say goodbye to my favorite knotty pine as I see the waves approaching and hope we meet again on some lonely summer night

OOOOOOO THOSE SUMMMMERRRR



NEEEIIIIGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS

Could you please use your gym towel and wipe it off before i take refuge on it..

[Mile High Shack]

Play innocent, hotrod. Apparently they like that on the island. :laugh:

On second thought, maybe that wouldn't be in your best interests.
Naaaaa we like ‘em dirty, unless they want to play the role of the innocent school girl

[Mile High Shack]

Could you please use your gym towel and wipe it off before i take refuge on it..
I lost my towel…how about my old pair of boxers?

[Hotrod]

Could you please use your gym towel and wipe it off before i take refuge on it..

I dont know Dave I think finding a tree you can stick to might be to your advantage once that wave comes ashore. rofl

[Mtbrncofn]

Could you please use your gym towel and wipe it off before i take refuge on it..


You know you like the lube, Dave....and it's all natural. Won't leave that greasy film afterwards like the Vaseline does. ;)

[Hotrod]

Naaaaa we like ‘em dirty, unless they want to play the role of the innocent school girl

LOL I just cant win.

[Spider]

Naaaaa we like ‘em dirty, unless they want to play the role of the innocent school girl
http://www.gifu-cwc.ac.jp/gakka/kokusai/japanese_culture/pictures/uniform1.jpg
Slap some Falsies on Hotrod . he be looking good

[Mtbrncofn]

Naaaaa we like ‘em dirty, unless they want to play the role of the innocent school girl

Unfortunately the innocent school girl thing was what I had in mind when I typed that.

Do you all see how badly you have warped me?

[TheDave]

never mind... hot rod's right


oh the humanity of it all....

[Hotrod]

http://www.gifu-cwc.ac.jp/gakka/kokusai/japanese_culture/pictures/uniform1.jpg
Slap some Falsies on Hotrod . he be looking good

I like the bow but blues not really my color.

[TheDave]

You know you like the lube, Dave....and it's all natural. Won't leave that greasy film afterwards like the Vaseline does. ;)

god we have sunk to new lows on this thread... now even MT is recomending i take on the manseed tree...

[Mtbrncofn]

I see that little blue frock comes complete with the "stains" already.

[Spider]

I like the bow but blues not really my color.
as if it matters Hilarious! in case you havent noticed we are not picky on the Island

[Hotrod]

as if it matters Hilarious! in case you havent noticed we are not picky on the Island

LOL damn you Spider damn you

[Hotrod]

Hey is that Monicas dress?

[Mtbrncofn]

as if it matters Hilarious! in case you havent noticed we are not picky on the Island


Yeah, hellloooo... they don't even care if it's an animate object at this point. Monkeys, men, trees....a little color that doesn't go with your skin tone is not going to matter much at this point, old buddy. Ha!

[Spider]

Hey is that Monicas dress?
Not that there is anything wrong with that ;D

[Mtbrncofn]

god we have sunk to new lows on this thread... now even MT is recomending i take on the manseed tree...

I'm helpful that way. ;)

[Old Dude]

http://www.xerez.demon.co.uk/anime/moon/pgsm.jpg

[Mile High Shack]

never mind... hot rod's right


oh the humanity of it all....

Dave

[Rascal]

We are all going to burn in hell for this thread.

[Mile High Shack]

http://www.gifu-cwc.ac.jp/gakka/kokusai/japanese_culture/pictures/uniform1.jpg
Slap some Falsies on Hotrod . he be looking good
I was thinking more of the Brittany Spears school girl outfit :woowoo:

[Spider]

I was thinking more of the Brittany Spears school girl outfit :woowoo:
;D and Hot Rod playing shy ..... That will work ........ Hotrod welcome to the Island mon

[Rascal]

Well you had better hurry and give him an appropriate island welcome...that wave sure is getting close.

Would you prefer him in the school girl outfit or the monkey suit?

[Hotrod]

I want my mommy

[TheDave]

We are all going to burn in hell for this thread.


like that would be the first time i was told i'm going to hell on this site...:devil:

[Rascal]

I want my mommy

So do we. :woowoo:

[Old Dude]

We are all going to burn in hell for this thread.

http://www.kooriweb.org/bell/art/drown.jpg

[Mtbrncofn]

;D and Hot Rod playing shy ..... That will work ........ Hotrod welcome to the Island mon


See how twisted and warped you all have become? It's rumored that a woman could be on the island or arriving sometime and here you guys are making plans for hotrod!

I just cannot compete with falsies and the little blue dress.

[Spider]

Well you had better hurry and give him an appropriate island welcome...that wave sure is getting close.

Would you prefer him in the school girl outfit or the monkey suit?
Hot Rod Quickies for everyone ....;D

[Spider]

See how twisted and warped you all have become? It's rumored that a woman could be on the island or arriving sometime and here you guys are making plans for hotrod!

I just cannot compete with falsies and the little blue dress.
;D who said you was getting off easy ........

[Rascal]

I want to go first then...who knows what Dave might have.

[Hotrod]

Hot Rod Quickies for everyone ....;D


I must warn you all I have contacted some kind of Island infection. You dont want it stay back for your own good.

OD land that chopper and get me off this island.

[Rascal]

;D who said you was getting off easy ........

I tied her up in the top of a tree for a good old fashioned congratulations party after the wave passes.

[Mile High Shack]

See how twisted and warped you all have become? It's rumored that a woman could be on the island or arriving sometime and here you guys are making plans for hotrod!

I just cannot compete with falsies and the little blue dress.
We just assumed you were teasing like most women ;)

[Mtbrncofn]

;D who said you was getting off easy ........

I actually prefer getting off easy as opposed to getting off hard. :wiggle:

[Spider]

I must warn you all I have contacted some kind of Island infection. You dont want it stay back for your own good.

OD land that chopper and get me off this island.
Infection smections ...... No little virus will scare us ;D

[Rascal]

I actually prefer getting off easy as opposed to getting off hard. :wiggle:

Sweet. Stage 2 of corruption has been completed...progress to stage 3.

[Mile High Shack]

I actually prefer getting off easy as opposed to getting off hard. :wiggle:
D’OH I saw that coming…(?) a mile away

The remaining survivors hope you get off easy as well

:D

[Spider]

I actually prefer getting off easy as opposed to getting off hard. :wiggle:
:wiggle:

[TheDave]

I want to go first then...who knows what Dave might have.

good idea, 'cause when i'm done you'll need to strap on a 2x4 just for safety reasons...

[TheDave]

Sweet. Stage 2 of corruption has been completed...progress to stage 3.

was i stage 3 or 4?

[Rascal]

good idea, 'cause when i'm done you'll need to strap on a 2x4 just for safety reasons...

gulp...for safety?

[Mile High Shack]

was i stage 3 or 4?
You were so easy you were stage 0.5
We were on the island 2 minutes and you said

“OH gosh, I have been gone too long from a woman, who KNOWS what I’ll do”

[Spider]

I can see all the Normal People reading this thread ......... Shaking thier heads is disbelief ..... saying , oh those ass clowns are in the express lane to hell Hilarious!

[Rascal]

was i stage 3 or 4?

I'm stage one after that I don't care my business will have been completed :)

[TheDave]

gulp...for safety?

...wouldn't want you falling in...

[Hotrod]

I can see all the Normal People reading this thread ......... Shaking thier heads is disbelief ..... saying , oh those ass clowns are in the express lane to hell Hilarious!

LOL it seems Ive lost any crediablity I once had in the poltics thread. rofl

[Mtbrncofn]

D’OH I saw that coming…(?) a mile away

The remaining survivors hope you get off easy as well

:D

You men are so damn selfish! Good things come to those who wait. Ha!

[Spider]

LOL it seems Ive lost any crediablity I once had in the poltics thread. rofl
Join the Club ;D

[Mtbrncofn]

I can see all the Normal People reading this thread ......... Shaking thier heads is disbelief ..... saying , oh those ass clowns are in the express lane to hell Hilarious!
Normal people would read the first couple pages of this thread and get the hell out of town. ;D

[Hotrod]

...wouldn't want you falling in...


Gulp me either Uhh

[Mile High Shack]

You men are so damn selfish! Good things come to those who wait. Ha!
Hey…after this long it could be kinda dangerous with a real woman!!! There is no telling how “selfish” I could be

[Mtbrncofn]

I'm stage one after that I don't care my business will have been completed :)

Stage one my ass! Or Dave's....whichever you prefer. Hilarious!

[Spider]

...wouldn't want you falling in...

[TheDave]

Stage one my ass! Or Dave's....whichever you prefer. Hilarious!

with that post MT has officially taken the lead away from CBF1... most posts refering to Daves ass... Something you want to tell me here MT?

[Spider]

Come on everyone Ride the Island Ferris wheel with me

[Mtbrncofn]

with that post MT has officially taken the lead away from CBF1... most posts refering to Daves ass... Something you want to tell me here MT?


Dave, I am trying to be discreet here. Help me out a bit!

[TheDave]

Dave, I am trying to be discreet here. Help me out a bit!

sorry... :)

[Spider]

22,688 Views
2178 replys ....... Not bad

[Rascal]

I've got a new nickname for hotrod....




SAUSAGE GRINDER!!!

[Spider]

I've got a new nickname for hotrod....




SAUSAGE GRINDER!!!
LOL .......

[Mtbrncofn]

That sounds pleasant. Yikes!

[Rascal]

That sounds pleasant. Yikes!

Just wait till we come up with your nickname.

[Spider]

Hilarious!

[Hotrod]

I've got a new nickname for hotrod....




SAUSAGE GRINDER!!!

Does anyone have any advil or perferable something abit stronger.

[Mtbrncofn]

Just wait till we come up with your nickname.

Yeah, ok....I'm leaving now. ;D

[Hotrod]

Whats taking that wave so damn long.

[Spider]

Does anyone have any advil or perferable something abit stronger.
I got just what ya need . mosey on over to my hut ;D

[Rascal]

Yeah give him a horse tranquilizer...that way he won't squirm so damn much.

[Old Dude]

Whats taking that wave so damn long.

good question

[Mtbrncofn]

Yeah give him a horse tranquilizer...that way he won't squirm so damn much.

Ironic how a horse got worked into this thread, eh? Ha!

[Mtbrncofn]

Whats taking that wave so damn long.

Yeah, there is some cleansing that needs to happen on this island. :)

[Rascal]

Ironic how a horse got worked into this thread, eh? Ha!

I got your poney.

Saddled up and ready for a ride.

[Mtbrncofn]

I got your poney.

Saddled up and ready for a ride.

Rascal has been on the island so long that his dementia has eventually come full circle. Way to go, Rascal!

Let's hear it for liking women! :woowoo:

[Old Dude]

23,299 views.

This could mean prime time.

[Mtbrncofn]

Good Lord, I have 160 posts on this thread.

I don't think that says anything good about me.

[Spider]

Whats taking that wave so damn long.
I worked it out for ya ;D

[TheDave]

Alright all 4 of us are here.... VOTE ALREADY!

[Rascal]

What's "y"?

[Spider]

Rascal has been on the island so long that his dementia has eventually come full circle. Way to go, Rascal!

Let's hear it for liking women! :woowoo:
LOL ..... you always save dessert for last

[Spider]

What's "y"?
Better ask Dave that ;D cause I dont have a clue

[Rascal]

Gotta get a piece of that sweet potato pie....

[Old Dude]

http://monkeyszine.free.fr/images/vpc/indecision.jpg

[Hotrod]

What's "y"?

I think its a typo should be "ky" I think

[Spider]

I think its a typo should be "ky" I think
Now ya Learning the ways of the Island Mon ;D

[TheDave]

What's "y"?

distance/X...duh...

[Old Dude]

http://www.life-celebrations.org/electronic-greetings/cards/hang-in-there-big.jpg

[Old Dude]

http://www.life-celebrations.org/electronic-greetings/cards/hang-in-there-big.jpg

[Old Dude]

ROUND NINE



Rascal scurries up tree #2


Mile High Shack shinnies up tree # 3 and arms himself with coconuts.



TheDave makes his way desperately up tree #1
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Spider looks around, and decides to sacrifice himself for the good of the tribe.

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/photo_master/slideshow/north_america/acapulco/1569-22.jpg



Spider takes the Dive.


THREE REMAIN

ALL THREE ARE FINALISTS.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.


Stay tuned for details for voting ....

[Spider]

I am gone ....... Washed away into a faded memory ........

[Hotrod]

I must say I feel kind of ripped off on this one.

[Spider]

I must say I feel kind of ripped off on this one.
LOL .Believe me , the outcome wasnt set untill late ...... There was plenty of action behind the curtian about who will stay and go ....... I drew the short straw ;D

[Rascal]

I must say I feel kind of ripped off on this one.

That's what Dave said when it was his turn with you.

[Spider]

That's what Dave said when it was his turn with you.
LOL ......

[Mtbrncofn]

I am gone ....... Washed away into a faded memory ........

Well ****! There go my other hard earned vbucks! Grrrr!

[TheDave]

Since majik was the only one who put money on me.... i should've taken the jump just as a matter of principal...

[Spider]

Well ****! There go my other hard earned vbucks! Grrrr!
Meanwhile , Spider away from the bad influnces of the Dave , Rascal, Shack , gets down right friendly with mt :wiggle:

[Hotrod]

That's what Dave said when it was his turn with you.

Well its a well established fact that Dave is an expert on the male arse. rofl

[Rascal]

Meanwhile , Spider away from the bad influnces of the Dave , Rascal, Shack , gets down right friendly with mt :wiggle:

Not yet damnit!

I still got her tied up in my tree.

[Old Dude]

Time for a quick audience poll ...

The Celestial Jury is going to consist of CBF1, bendog, Sideburn, Clockwork Orange, and Spider.

That's five votes.

The Ghostly Chorus gets one vote. (Decided by a majority)

That's the sixth vote.

Plus the winner of a public opinion poll that I'll post later today, will be worth a vote.

That makes seven.

Should I have the voters post their choices on this thread, or should I let them PM the votes to me anonymously?

What does the public think?

[Spider]

Not yet damnit!

I still got her tied up in my tree.
release her you savage ;D

[TheDave]

Well its a well established fact that Dave is an expert on the male arse. rofl


just cause you folk lack stamina.... not my problem... now make way for the Big Native

[CBF1]

Thats it? Talk about anticlimatic. Just read 200+ replies and come to the end to see that Spider bends over.... takes man seed from the remaining players then sacrifices himself to the giant liberachi in the sea?

CBF1 demands spider sits on the other side of the jury box.... keep your abused self and crunchy sheets away from me.

[Spider]

Time for a quick audience poll ...

The Celestial Jury is going to consist of CBF1, bendog, Sideburn, Clockwork Orange, and Spider.

That's five votes.

The Ghostly Chorus gets one vote. (Decided by a majority)

That's the sixth vote.

Plus the winner of a public opinion poll that I'll post later today, will be worth a vote.

That makes seven.

Should I have the voters post their choices on this thread, or should I let them PM the votes to me anonymously?

What does the public think?

am i part of the public now ?

[Spider]

Thats it? Talk about anticlimatic. Just read 200+ replies and come to the end to see that Spider bends over.... takes man seed from the remaining players then sacrifices himself to the giant liberachi in the sea?

CBF1 demands spider sits on the other side of the jury box.... keep your abused self and crunchy sheets away from me.
:twokisses

[CBF1]

release her you savage ;D

I am so messed up this thread.... I thought you said "RELEASE YOUR SAUSAGE"

[Rascal]

release her you savage ;D

only if she wants to be released into your "care" :)

[Hotrod]

Time for a quick audience poll ...

The Celestial Jury is going to consist of CBF1, bendog, Sideburn, Clockwork Orange, and Spider.

That's five votes.

The Ghostly Chorus gets one vote. (Decided by a majority)

That's the sixth vote.

Plus the winner of a public opinion poll that I'll post later today, will be worth a vote.

That makes seven.


Should I have the voters post their choices on this thread, or should I let them PM the votes to me anonymously?

What does the public think?

Private I dont want Rascal and Dave knowing I voted against them.

[Rascal]

Time for a quick audience poll ...

The Celestial Jury is going to consist of CBF1, bendog, Sideburn, Clockwork Orange, and Spider.

That's five votes.

The Ghostly Chorus gets one vote. (Decided by a majority)

That's the sixth vote.

Plus the winner of a public opinion poll that I'll post later today, will be worth a vote.

That makes seven.

Should I have the voters post their choices on this thread, or should I let them PM the votes to me anonymously?

What does the public think?

No not anonymously.

[CBF1]

Time for a quick audience poll ...

The Celestial Jury is going to consist of CBF1, bendog, Sideburn, Clockwork Orange, and Spider.

That's five votes.

The Ghostly Chorus gets one vote. (Decided by a majority)

That's the sixth vote.

Plus the winner of a public opinion poll that I'll post later today, will be worth a vote.

That makes seven.

Should I have the voters post their choices on this thread, or should I let them PM the votes to me anonymously?

What does the public think?


Make it a viewable post....nothing like watching survivors kiss ass :) Great for ratings as well.

[TheDave]

Time for a quick audience poll ...

The Celestial Jury is going to consist of CBF1, bendog, Sideburn, Clockwork Orange, and Spider.

That's five votes.

The Ghostly Chorus gets one vote. (Decided by a majority)

That's the sixth vote.

Plus the winner of a public opinion poll that I'll post later today, will be worth a vote.

That makes seven.

Should I have the voters post their choices on this thread, or should I let them PM the votes to me anonymously?

What does the public think?

make it public... like anything has been done in private on this island....Damn romans would blush at this group...

[Rascal]

I am so messed up this thread.... I thought you said "RELEASE YOUR SAUSAGE"

Been there done that.

[Spider]

I am so messed up this thread.... I thought you said "RELEASE YOUR SAUSAGE"
Ha! I am not on the island anymore , they decided to kick the fat kid from wyoming off ;D no more sausage for me

[Crushaholic]

What does the public think?

PMs have worked up to now. We should keep that. Besides, if the voting was public, Raenos may vote a different way than the other ghosts just out of spite... :laugh:

[Spider]

only if she wants to be released into your "care" :)
;D she does , something about v bucks and working it out in a trade .....

[Spider]

Ok...THATS it , next one of you call me Peter McNeeley again is going to get it .......

[CBF1]

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With Dave still on the island, I know that will not be a problem.

I am still jelous that MTB has taken over as, "The care taker of Daves lubed arse"

Damn slut :)

PS...How do you know how many posts you had on this thread... you did not go to the start and count did you?

[CBF1]

Ha! I am not on the island anymore , they decided to kick the fat kid from wyoming off ;D no more sausage for me

Hey PETER, your off the island but in with some horny ghosts in the jury box.

[Spider]

Hey PETER, your off the island but in with some horny ghosts in the jury box.
one of these Days Alice ................Pow to the moon

[CBF1]

For some strange reason that old 70's song....Afternoon Delight is going thru my mind when spidey talks rough with me :)

[Spider]

For some strange reason that old 70's song....Afternoon Delight is going thru my mind when spidey talks rough with me :)
Oh Shiat ...... now you have done it ....... Who sang that song ?

[Spider]

the rythmitic aces or somthing like that

[Crushaholic]

For some strange reason that old 70's song....Afternoon Delight is going thru my mind when spidey talks rough with me :)

CANNONBALL!!!!

[CBF1]

Starlight Vocal band

I must have been around too much man ass in this thread to remember that.

CBF1 has shamed himself :(

[Mile High Shack]

gee I'm shocked no one came on to my tree with me!!!

I guess the stains scared them away

[Mile High Shack]

Starlight Vocal band

I must have been around too much man ass in this thread to remember that.

CBF1 has shamed himself :(
Naaaaaaa I remember it as well

Sky rockets in flight…….afternoon delight

It’s Dave’s and Rascal’s theme song

[Crushaholic]

gee I'm shocked no one came on to my tree with me!!!

I guess the stains scared them away

Nobody remembered what to do with coconuts...

[Old Dude]

Here's what I'm going to do.

The public opinion poll will be anonymous. Everyone is eligible to vote in that poll - - even the contestants themselves. Also the ghosts, the jury, etc. The winner of the public poll gets one vote.

The Five Members of the Celestial Jury will cast Public Votes - - (if they desire to vote), on this thread. This specifically includes CBF-1, bendog, Sideburn, Clockwork Orange, and Spider. Each of their votes counts as 1.

Members of the Ghostly Chorus may vote either on this thread, or by Private Mail to me. In case of a conflict, the vote cast in public will prevail. The Cumulative Ghostly Chorus is worth 1 vote. Majority rules. If the vote is tied, it will be split either 2 or 3 ways depending on whether it is a 2 or 3 way tie for the lead.

Votes may not be changed once they are cast.

All voting will be tabulated at Noon on Saturday, and a winner will be declared. If it turns out that we can declare a winner before that time, so be it.

[CBF1]

Naaaaaaa I remember it as well

Sky rockets in flight…….afternoon delight

It’s Dave’s and Rascal’s theme song

I am so happy that Dave and Rascal have their own song now, True love is in the air...... as well as daves legs on the honeymoon LMAO :)

[CBF1]

Where is the poll going to be posted?

[TheDave]

Guess it's time to start pleading my case....