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Hotrod
04-05-2005, 08:03 AM
LOL that monkey's got balls rofl

personally I hope he wins this game

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 08:09 AM
So Dave and Spider are in tree #1 while Rascal is debating joining them or Shack in Tree #2. Wow everyone's out to sea.
I’ve already staked out my tree and have some large coconuts ready to throw down upon an assault on my position.

I’m not afraid to go Gilligan’s island on someone

TheDave
04-05-2005, 08:09 AM
Don't flinch...

http://www.sickjokes.net/media/car-stunt.html

YES!!!

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 08:13 AM
LOL that monkey's got balls rofl

personally I hope he wins this game
That monkey was on our island and kept pestering rascal like that when he was sleeping…….he kept trying to spank that monkey in his sleep

Spider
04-05-2005, 08:13 AM
P.S.A. ........... I do this because I care ......... and I am a jerk ;D
Some on the Island not namin Names (Dave , Rascal so your seceret is safe )
Has been spanking the monkey a little to much ....so I offer this warnging as a reminder ............

TheDave
04-05-2005, 08:16 AM
If there is a God... that monkey goes down ugly....

Rascal
04-05-2005, 08:17 AM
I woudn't be talking cowboy...your forearm didn't grow two inches without a reason.

I also noticed you had a blister in the palm of your hand the other day...care to explain?

Rascal
04-05-2005, 08:17 AM
That monkey was on our island and kept pestering rascal like that when he was sleeping…….he kept trying to spank that monkey in his sleep

4321~

Spider
04-05-2005, 08:18 AM
I woudn't be talking cowboy...your forearm didn't grow two inches without a reason.

I also noticed you had a blister in the palm of your hand the other day...care to explain?
I would answer this , but I cant read very well ....... all the letters are blurry and shakey

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 08:18 AM
I woudn't be talking cowboy...your forearm didn't grow two inches without a reason.

I also noticed you had a blister in the palm of your hand the other day...care to explain?


If the monkey was one to kiss and tell he could explain rofl

Spider
04-05-2005, 08:19 AM
If the monkey was one to kiss and tell he could explain rofl
thats cold ............... Hilarious!

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 08:19 AM
thats cold ............... Hilarious!

;D

Is this game over yet rofl

TheDave
04-05-2005, 08:20 AM
I woudn't be talking cowboy...your forearm didn't grow two inches without a reason.

I also noticed you had a blister in the palm of your hand the other day...care to explain?

Been eyeing the man candy huh...?

Spider
04-05-2005, 08:21 AM
Hilarious! .... 2 months from now we are going to look back @ this thread and say .WTF was we thinking ???

Old Dude
04-05-2005, 08:23 AM
;D

Is this game over yet rofl

It could end today if three guys pick the same tree while the fourth survives by picking a different one.

Otherwise, one way or another, we will have another round for the big jury vote.

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 08:24 AM
It could end today if three guys pick the same tree while the fourth survives by picking a different one.

Otherwise, one way or another, we will have another round for the big jury vote.

Im gonna feel all empty inside once this game is over. What am I supposed to do work or something.

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 08:25 AM
MTB, have you noticed that I am the nicest person on this thread to you?

CBF1 Nice guy Esq. :)


Yessir, I have, and it is duly noted. :)

Spider
04-05-2005, 08:26 AM
Im gonna feel all empty inside once this game is over. What am I supposed to do work or something.
;D after this one is over , Old Dude should start another with a different group ....

TheDave
04-05-2005, 08:28 AM
;D after this one is over , Old Dude should start another with a different group ....

Different group my ass... I love survivor... I need survivor... right now survivor completes me.

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 08:29 AM
Hey if you want to nurse some tiger cubs, more power to ya ;)
Ha ha smartass. :P

The only reason I can find this funny is because when your poor wife starts nursing that new baby girl, she'll think she's nursing tiger cubs. Youch!!

Rascal
04-05-2005, 08:29 AM
Been eyeing the man candy huh...?

man candy is a guys forearm and hand?

No wonder that monkey was screaming bloody murder.

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 08:30 AM
Ha ha smartass. :P

The only reason I can find this funny is because when your poor wife starts nursing that new baby girl, she'll think she's nursing tiger cubs. Youch!!

Ha Ha Shack's becareful those things are loaded.

Rascal
04-05-2005, 08:30 AM
If the monkey was one to kiss and tell he could explain rofl

ouch.

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 08:31 AM
man candy is a guys forearm and hand?

No wonder that monkey was screaming bloody murder.

hey whatever gets you off, for you it's strong forearms to hold you close at night

for Dave it's soft lips

for Spider it's a guy with a chew ring.......

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 08:31 AM
Ha Ha Shack's becareful those things are loaded.
Sheet like it matters at this point

I don’t remember what breasts look like sans a porn site

TheDave
04-05-2005, 08:32 AM
man candy is a guys forearm and hand?

No wonder that monkey was screaming bloody murder.


Sure, sure , sure...just the hand and foreare... That were attached to his crank!

You sick bastard!

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 08:33 AM
Sheet like it matters at this point

I don’t remember what breasts look like sans a porn site

LOL I dont miss those days one bit.

Spider
04-05-2005, 08:33 AM
LOL .check out Shack being all innocent .... I know my Bermuda thong is missing , I know who took it ...... Shack

TheDave
04-05-2005, 08:33 AM
hey whatever gets you off, for you it's strong forearms to hold you close at night

for Dave it's soft lips

for Spider it's a guy with a chew ring.......

And for shack it anything he can get now... man, beast, a notty pine...

Rascal
04-05-2005, 08:34 AM
Dave did say you had soft lips...but he didn't seem to imply which ones

Never mind that's just plain wrong.

Spider
04-05-2005, 08:34 AM
Hilarious!

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 08:34 AM
Sheet like it matters at this point

I don’t remember what breasts look like sans a porn site

Aww, come on...they should be about porn sized by now.

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 08:36 AM
Aww, come on...they should be about porn sized by now.
They appear to be when she unclothes to get into the shower…I think that is the last time I have seen them

:D

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 08:36 AM
LOL I dont miss those days one bit.

Yeah, me neither. You guys think sleeping in the wet spot is bad, try waking up in a wet t shirt!

I can feel a rude crack coming on.

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 08:36 AM
And for shack it anything he can get now... man, beast, a notty pine...

I prefer the notty pine thank you...it treats me nice and I can hit it whenever I want.......

that monkey squirms too much

Rascal
04-05-2005, 08:37 AM
Shack's getting desperate. Watch out Spider.

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 08:37 AM
Yeah, me neither. You guys think sleeping in the wet spot is bad, try waking up in a wet t shirt!

I can feel a rude crack coming on.

I'm not opposed to wet tshirts on large breasted women (at this point ANY breasted woman)

Rascal
04-05-2005, 08:38 AM
Yeah, me neither. You guys think sleeping in the wet spot is bad, try waking up in a wet t shirt!

I can feel a rude crack coming on.

milk...it does a boy good.

TheDave
04-05-2005, 08:38 AM
I prefer the notty pine thank you...it treats me nice and I can hit it whenever I want.......

that monkey squirms too much

Duct tape brother...duct tape!

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 08:40 AM
I prefer the notty pine thank you...it treats me nice and I can hit it whenever I want.......

that monkey squirms too much


What about splinters? Or are you into that kinky pain kind of stuff? Ha!

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 08:40 AM
What about splinters? Or are you into that kinky pain kind of stuff? Ha!

Ouch Ha!

Rascal
04-05-2005, 08:41 AM
What about splinters? Or are you into that kinky pain kind of stuff? Ha!

Not speaking from experience...but that's why you smooth the edges first.

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 08:41 AM
Duct tape brother...duct tape!
Oooooweeeeeeeoooooweeeeeeeoooo

My monkey love……..

Oooooweeeeeeeoooooweeeeeeeoooo


(sung to tune of Moris Day and the time Jungle Love)

Old Dude
04-05-2005, 08:41 AM
Maybe when this is over we'll have a "reverse" survivor, where we can start voting people onto the island ... just for punishment.

http://bilder.filmstarts.de/verzeichnis/film/filme/p/Papillon01.jpg

Rascal
04-05-2005, 08:42 AM
We are a bunch of sick bastards...and in MT's case bastardess'.

TheDave
04-05-2005, 08:42 AM
Splinters my ass... man up and take that tree yard!

Spider
04-05-2005, 08:42 AM
Maybe when this is over we'll have a "reverse" survivor, where we can start voting people onto the island ... just for punishment.
LOL ....... the 60's were good to you

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 08:42 AM
What about splinters? Or are you into that kinky pain kind of stuff? Ha!
Rascal had it right……a little buffing is in order
At first it kind hurt but after so much work on being on this island…..the edges seem to have worn smooth and now it’s like….a fresh summer day……..

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 08:42 AM
Not speaking from experience...but that's why you smooth the edges first.


Uh huh....suuuuurrreeee.

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 08:43 AM
Rascal had it right……a little buffing is in order
At first it kind hurt but after so much work on being on this island…..the edges seem to have worn smooth and now it’s like….a fresh summer day……..

Admit it, you kiped that last part from a douche commercial.

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 08:43 AM
Admit it, you kiped that last part from a douche commercial.

I feel like playing tennis afterwards or horse back riding

Rascal
04-05-2005, 08:44 AM
Splinters my ass... man up and take that tree yard!

Shack wouldn't like it if you had splinters.

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 08:44 AM
Maybe when this is over we'll have a "reverse" survivor, where we can start voting people onto the island ... just for punishment.

I think MT deserves to be voted on the island first ;D

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 08:45 AM
Shack wouldn't like it if you had splinters.
If he has his own notty pine, that’s fine, but if it’s my tree, we could have some violence….

TheDave
04-05-2005, 08:45 AM
douche... another commercial type that should be banned between the hours of 5-7 pm

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 08:45 AM
I feel like playing tennis afterwards or horse back riding

Ha!

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 08:45 AM
I think MT deserves to be voted on the island first ;D
She might be scared….4 lonely men and 1 woman……….talk about sleeping with your eyes closed

Spider
04-05-2005, 08:45 AM
I think MT deserves to be voted on the island first ;D
oh dont sell yourself short ... you DESERVE too be here also

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 08:46 AM
I feel like playing tennis afterwards or horse back riding

So is your splinterless pine "stained" or do you like that natural finish? Ha!

TheDave
04-05-2005, 08:46 AM
Shack wouldn't like it if you had splinters.

yeah... cause from the sounds of it shack is real discriminating these days...

Rascal
04-05-2005, 08:46 AM
If he has his own notty pine, that’s fine, but if it’s my tree, we could have some violence….

You didn't seem to catch my intent with that statement.

You wouldn't like it if he had splinters after he mistook your ass for that pine tree.

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 08:46 AM
douche... another commercial type that should be banned between the hours of 5-7 pm

That reminds me does anyone else find the sudden desire to throw a football thru a tire or dance around in a 60's living room with your best friends right after taking viargra???

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 08:46 AM
I think MT deserves to be voted on the island first ;D
Whoa there! We're buds, hotrod...that means we come as a pair.


EDIT: Wow, that didn't look as good as I thought when I hit post reply.

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 08:46 AM
oh dont sell yourself short ... you DESERVE too be here also

Dave has mentioned he liked hotrod's soft lips

http://www.militiadesign.com/b3takit/lips%20tongue.jpg

Rascal
04-05-2005, 08:46 AM
She might be scared….4 lonely men and 1 woman……….talk about sleeping with your eyes closed

Is that sleep in your eye?

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 08:47 AM
So is your splinterless pine "stained" or do you like that natural finish? Ha!

it has a ....... natural white hue to it :kiddingme

Old Dude
04-05-2005, 08:48 AM
I'm really heartened to see you guys standing around and making with all the witty banter while a killer Tsunami approaches.

Is one of you going to climb a tree pretty soon?

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 08:48 AM
Whoa there! We're buds, hotrod...that means we come as a pair.


EDIT: Wow, that didn't look as good as I thought when I hit post reply.

LOL
He’d have to share!!!

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 08:49 AM
Whoa there! We're buds, hotrod...that means we come as a pair.


EDIT: Wow, that didn't look as good as I thought when I hit post reply.

Nice move now everyone knows ;D

TheDave
04-05-2005, 08:49 AM
I'm really heartened to see you guys standing around and making with all the witty banter while a killer Tsunami approaches.

Is one of you going to climb a tree pretty soon?

Shack is still busy with my tree...

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 08:50 AM
Shack is still busy with my tree...
If by your tree you mean…say…your ass

I prefer my tree thank you

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 08:50 AM
She might be scared….4 lonely men and 1 woman……….talk about sleeping with your eyes closed
No way, I wouldn't be scared at all. Now if Dave hadn't donned those falsies and taken over my Sausage Queen status, I might be a little more worried. Ha!

Spider
04-05-2005, 08:50 AM
I'm really heartened to see you guys standing around and making with all the witty banter while a killer Tsunami approaches.

Is one of you going to climb a tree pretty soon?
working on it ....... ;D

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 08:50 AM
I'm really heartened to see you guys standing around and making with all the witty banter while a killer Tsunami approaches.

Is one of you going to climb a tree pretty soon?

Great nobody has voted. I guess their afraid they might climb Shacks tree and get shaken out.

TheDave
04-05-2005, 08:51 AM
If by your tree you mean…say…your ass

I prefer my tree thank you

are you asking me out?

Spider
04-05-2005, 08:51 AM
No way, I wouldn't be scared at all. Now if Dave hadn't donned those falsies and taken over my Sausage Queen status, I might be a little more worried. Ha!
;D the Dave puts out ...... so i have been told by Shack

Rascal
04-05-2005, 08:51 AM
Great nobody has voted. I guess their afraid they might climb Shacks tree and get shaken out.

shaken would be the least of our worries...shacken is the big concern.

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 08:52 AM
Nice move now everyone knows ;D

Darn. I could have used the Mole dialectizer to post that one and none of us would have figured it out.

What was I thinkin'?

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 08:52 AM
No way, I wouldn't be scared at all. Now if Dave hadn't donned those falsies and taken over my Sausage Queen status, I might be a little more worried. Ha!
Well I did hear him singing I feel pretty..oooo so pretty last night in the woods

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 08:53 AM
are you asking me out?
We can double date…you take hotrod and I’ll take my knotty pine

Spider
04-05-2005, 08:53 AM
Well I did hear him singing I feel pretty..oooo so pretty last night in the woods
that is what that noise was , I thought Rascal was getting onery with the Monkey

Rascal
04-05-2005, 08:54 AM
I'll take MT since she came with hotrod.

Guess Spider can have Old Dude. Wrinkled sheets anyone?

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 08:54 AM
that is what that noise was , I thought Rascal was getting onery with the Monkey
Well there was that AND monkey screams of pain…I just assume Dave was doing it…come to think of it, I did hear rascal singing monkey love last night

TheDave
04-05-2005, 08:54 AM
Well I did hear him singing I feel pretty..oooo so pretty last night in the woods


Better than that "F* me like an animal" tune you were humming...

Rascal
04-05-2005, 08:55 AM
that is what that noise was , I thought Rascal was getting onery with the Monkey

**** the monkey!!

oh God that sounds bad.

Spider
04-05-2005, 08:55 AM
Well there was that AND monkey screams of pain…I just assume Dave was doing it…come to think of it, I did hear rascal singing monkey love last night
you just gave a new meaning to Jungle Fever Hilarious!

Spider
04-05-2005, 08:56 AM
I'll take MT since she came with hotrod.

Guess Spider can have Old Dude. Wrinkled sheets anyone?
Hell OD wouldnt be a bad date , he doesnt eat much

TheDave
04-05-2005, 08:56 AM
Hey Rascal fed ex just showed up with your monkey suit...

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 08:56 AM
Better than that "F* me like an animal" tune you were humming...

Come on now, a little Reznor could really lighten this joint up a bit.

Spider
04-05-2005, 08:57 AM
all I know is there was alot of singing last night , and my Bermuda thong is missing

Rascal
04-05-2005, 08:57 AM
Shack told me that OD favorite dish was sausage...be careful.

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 08:57 AM
I'll take MT since she came with hotrod.

Guess Spider can have Old Dude. Wrinkled sheets anyone?

Hey hands off my MT we have an alliance. Not really to protect ourselves from being thrown off the island just to protect my exit only.

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 08:57 AM
We can double date…you take hotrod and I’ll take my knotty pine

Sharing....now that is what true love is all about.

TheDave
04-05-2005, 08:58 AM
Come on now, a little Reznor could really lighten this joint up a bit.


True, but it's the passion he hums it with...

Rascal
04-05-2005, 08:58 AM
Hey Rascal fed ex just showed up with your monkey suit...

Well put it on damnit. I haven't got all day that tsumani is coming.

Spider
04-05-2005, 08:58 AM
Well put it on damnit. I haven't got all day that tsumani is coming.
LOL .......

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 08:59 AM
Hey hands off my MT we have an alliance. Not really to protect ourselves from being thrown off the island just to protect my exit only.


Hilarious! Being thrown off that island would probably be the best thing that could happen to us.....although I'm sure we'd be in direct route to the nearest looney bin.

Rascal
04-05-2005, 08:59 AM
Hey hands off my MT we have an alliance. Not really to protect ourselves from being thrown off the island just to protect my exit only.

Your exit huh? I have a feeling your exit is about to be violated by Dave on your double date.

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:00 AM
Be Gentle Dave ... HotRod is almost still a virgin ;D

TheDave
04-05-2005, 09:01 AM
Post #1 "welcome to the first OM survivor Game"

Post #2100 "I can't decide if i should F**k the monkey or the tree"

Boy, we've come a long way folks...

TheDave
04-05-2005, 09:01 AM
Be Gentle Dave ... HotRod is almost still a virgin ;D


Sorry bud you know the rules... newbe's get it dry!

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 09:01 AM
Ok Im swimming straight into that giant wave and taking my chances ;D

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 09:02 AM
Post #1 "welcome to the first OM survivor Game"

Post #2100 "I can't decide if i should F**k the monkey or the tree"

Boy, we've come a long way folks...

LOL just like the real game rofl

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:03 AM
Sorry bud you know the rules... newbe's get it dry!
Sorry Hotrod . I tried to help ;D

Rascal
04-05-2005, 09:04 AM
Sorry Hotrod . I tried to help ;D

I don't think tying him down would be considered as help.

Old Dude
04-05-2005, 09:04 AM
Just for the benefit of the viewing audience, I'm up in the super-duper sky-cam helicopter with the Mole and Nurse Enema. Hard to tell what's actually going on down there on the island right now, though I think I can see someone running frantically around ... and yes ... over there on the horizon, I think I can make out the the wave...

Rascal
04-05-2005, 09:04 AM
Damn it dave hurry up and put the suit on.

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:04 AM
Post #1 "welcome to the first OM survivor Game"

Post #2100 "I can't decide if i should F**k the monkey or the tree"

Boy, we've come a long way folks...
LOL ....... I am thankfull this is 80 Pages long ....... We have given Chief fan plenty of ammo if Chief fan could read all of this

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:05 AM
I don't think tying him down would be considered as help.
shhhhhhh ....... Just cause you fell for it doesnt mean you have to spoil it for Hotrod ;D

Old Dude
04-05-2005, 09:05 AM
The drama ...

TheDave
04-05-2005, 09:06 AM
Hoo, Hoo, Hoo, HaH!

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 09:06 AM
Did I miss something or did a couple of posts disappear ???

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 09:07 AM
shhhhhhh ....... Just cause you fell for it doesnt mean you have to spoil it for Hotrod ;D

Hey you said the handcuffs were for my protection

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:07 AM
Did I miss something or did a couple of posts disappear ???
nope ....... ;D

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:08 AM
Hey you said the handcuffs were for my protection
I would have gotten away with it if it wasnt For Rascal and his meddling Monkey

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 09:10 AM
Sigh…alas I must say goodbye to my favorite knotty pine as I see the waves approaching and hope we meet again on some lonely summer night

OOOOOOO THOSE SUMMMMERRRR



NEEEIIIIGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 09:11 AM
Did I miss something or did a couple of posts disappear ???

Play innocent, hotrod. Apparently they like that on the island. :laugh:

On second thought, maybe that wouldn't be in your best interests.

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:11 AM
Play innocent, hotrod. Apparently they like that on the island. :laugh:

On second thought, maybe that wouldn't be in your best interests.
LOL .............

TheDave
04-05-2005, 09:11 AM
Sigh…alas I must say goodbye to my favorite knotty pine as I see the waves approaching and hope we meet again on some lonely summer night

OOOOOOO THOSE SUMMMMERRRR



NEEEIIIIGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS

Could you please use your gym towel and wipe it off before i take refuge on it..

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 09:12 AM
Play innocent, hotrod. Apparently they like that on the island. :laugh:

On second thought, maybe that wouldn't be in your best interests.
Naaaaa we like ‘em dirty, unless they want to play the role of the innocent school girl

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 09:13 AM
Could you please use your gym towel and wipe it off before i take refuge on it..
I lost my towel…how about my old pair of boxers?

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 09:13 AM
Could you please use your gym towel and wipe it off before i take refuge on it..

I dont know Dave I think finding a tree you can stick to might be to your advantage once that wave comes ashore. rofl

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 09:13 AM
Could you please use your gym towel and wipe it off before i take refuge on it..


You know you like the lube, Dave....and it's all natural. Won't leave that greasy film afterwards like the Vaseline does. ;)

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 09:14 AM
Naaaaa we like ‘em dirty, unless they want to play the role of the innocent school girl

LOL I just cant win.

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:14 AM
Naaaaa we like ‘em dirty, unless they want to play the role of the innocent school girl
http://www.gifu-cwc.ac.jp/gakka/kokusai/japanese_culture/pictures/uniform1.jpg
Slap some Falsies on Hotrod . he be looking good

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 09:14 AM
Naaaaa we like ‘em dirty, unless they want to play the role of the innocent school girl

Unfortunately the innocent school girl thing was what I had in mind when I typed that.

Do you all see how badly you have warped me?

TheDave
04-05-2005, 09:14 AM
never mind... hot rod's right


oh the humanity of it all....

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 09:16 AM
http://www.gifu-cwc.ac.jp/gakka/kokusai/japanese_culture/pictures/uniform1.jpg
Slap some Falsies on Hotrod . he be looking good

I like the bow but blues not really my color.

TheDave
04-05-2005, 09:16 AM
You know you like the lube, Dave....and it's all natural. Won't leave that greasy film afterwards like the Vaseline does. ;)

god we have sunk to new lows on this thread... now even MT is recomending i take on the manseed tree...

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 09:17 AM
I see that little blue frock comes complete with the "stains" already.

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:17 AM
I like the bow but blues not really my color.
as if it matters Hilarious! in case you havent noticed we are not picky on the Island

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 09:17 AM
as if it matters Hilarious! in case you havent noticed we are not picky on the Island

LOL damn you Spider damn you

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 09:18 AM
Hey is that Monicas dress?

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 09:18 AM
as if it matters Hilarious! in case you havent noticed we are not picky on the Island


Yeah, hellloooo... they don't even care if it's an animate object at this point. Monkeys, men, trees....a little color that doesn't go with your skin tone is not going to matter much at this point, old buddy. Ha!

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:19 AM
Hey is that Monicas dress?
Not that there is anything wrong with that ;D

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 09:19 AM
god we have sunk to new lows on this thread... now even MT is recomending i take on the manseed tree...

I'm helpful that way. ;)

Old Dude
04-05-2005, 09:20 AM
http://www.xerez.demon.co.uk/anime/moon/pgsm.jpg

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 09:20 AM
never mind... hot rod's right


oh the humanity of it all....

Dave

Rascal
04-05-2005, 09:21 AM
We are all going to burn in hell for this thread.

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 09:21 AM
http://www.gifu-cwc.ac.jp/gakka/kokusai/japanese_culture/pictures/uniform1.jpg
Slap some Falsies on Hotrod . he be looking good
I was thinking more of the Brittany Spears school girl outfit :woowoo:

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:23 AM
I was thinking more of the Brittany Spears school girl outfit :woowoo:
;D and Hot Rod playing shy ..... That will work ........ Hotrod welcome to the Island mon

Rascal
04-05-2005, 09:24 AM
Well you had better hurry and give him an appropriate island welcome...that wave sure is getting close.

Would you prefer him in the school girl outfit or the monkey suit?

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 09:24 AM
I want my mommy

TheDave
04-05-2005, 09:24 AM
We are all going to burn in hell for this thread.


like that would be the first time i was told i'm going to hell on this site...:devil:

Rascal
04-05-2005, 09:24 AM
I want my mommy

So do we. :woowoo:

Old Dude
04-05-2005, 09:24 AM
We are all going to burn in hell for this thread.

http://www.kooriweb.org/bell/art/drown.jpg

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 09:25 AM
;D and Hot Rod playing shy ..... That will work ........ Hotrod welcome to the Island mon


See how twisted and warped you all have become? It's rumored that a woman could be on the island or arriving sometime and here you guys are making plans for hotrod!

I just cannot compete with falsies and the little blue dress.

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:25 AM
Well you had better hurry and give him an appropriate island welcome...that wave sure is getting close.

Would you prefer him in the school girl outfit or the monkey suit?
Hot Rod Quickies for everyone ....;D

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:26 AM
See how twisted and warped you all have become? It's rumored that a woman could be on the island or arriving sometime and here you guys are making plans for hotrod!

I just cannot compete with falsies and the little blue dress.
;D who said you was getting off easy ........

Rascal
04-05-2005, 09:26 AM
I want to go first then...who knows what Dave might have.

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 09:27 AM
Hot Rod Quickies for everyone ....;D


I must warn you all I have contacted some kind of Island infection. You dont want it stay back for your own good.

OD land that chopper and get me off this island.

Rascal
04-05-2005, 09:27 AM
;D who said you was getting off easy ........

I tied her up in the top of a tree for a good old fashioned congratulations party after the wave passes.

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 09:27 AM
See how twisted and warped you all have become? It's rumored that a woman could be on the island or arriving sometime and here you guys are making plans for hotrod!

I just cannot compete with falsies and the little blue dress.
We just assumed you were teasing like most women ;)

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 09:27 AM
;D who said you was getting off easy ........

I actually prefer getting off easy as opposed to getting off hard. :wiggle:

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:28 AM
I must warn you all I have contacted some kind of Island infection. You dont want it stay back for your own good.

OD land that chopper and get me off this island.
Infection smections ...... No little virus will scare us ;D

Rascal
04-05-2005, 09:28 AM
I actually prefer getting off easy as opposed to getting off hard. :wiggle:

Sweet. Stage 2 of corruption has been completed...progress to stage 3.

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 09:29 AM
I actually prefer getting off easy as opposed to getting off hard. :wiggle:
D’OH I saw that coming…(?) a mile away

The remaining survivors hope you get off easy as well

:D

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:29 AM
I actually prefer getting off easy as opposed to getting off hard. :wiggle:
:wiggle:

TheDave
04-05-2005, 09:29 AM
I want to go first then...who knows what Dave might have.

good idea, 'cause when i'm done you'll need to strap on a 2x4 just for safety reasons...

TheDave
04-05-2005, 09:30 AM
Sweet. Stage 2 of corruption has been completed...progress to stage 3.

was i stage 3 or 4?

Rascal
04-05-2005, 09:30 AM
good idea, 'cause when i'm done you'll need to strap on a 2x4 just for safety reasons...

gulp...for safety?

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 09:31 AM
was i stage 3 or 4?
You were so easy you were stage 0.5
We were on the island 2 minutes and you said

“OH gosh, I have been gone too long from a woman, who KNOWS what I’ll do”

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:31 AM
I can see all the Normal People reading this thread ......... Shaking thier heads is disbelief ..... saying , oh those ass clowns are in the express lane to hell Hilarious!

Rascal
04-05-2005, 09:31 AM
was i stage 3 or 4?

I'm stage one after that I don't care my business will have been completed :)

TheDave
04-05-2005, 09:32 AM
gulp...for safety?

...wouldn't want you falling in...

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 09:33 AM
I can see all the Normal People reading this thread ......... Shaking thier heads is disbelief ..... saying , oh those ass clowns are in the express lane to hell Hilarious!

LOL it seems Ive lost any crediablity I once had in the poltics thread. rofl

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 09:33 AM
D’OH I saw that coming…(?) a mile away

The remaining survivors hope you get off easy as well

:D

You men are so damn selfish! Good things come to those who wait. Ha!

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:33 AM
LOL it seems Ive lost any crediablity I once had in the poltics thread. rofl
Join the Club ;D

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 09:34 AM
I can see all the Normal People reading this thread ......... Shaking thier heads is disbelief ..... saying , oh those ass clowns are in the express lane to hell Hilarious!
Normal people would read the first couple pages of this thread and get the hell out of town. ;D

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 09:34 AM
...wouldn't want you falling in...


Gulp me either Uhh

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 09:34 AM
You men are so damn selfish! Good things come to those who wait. Ha!
Hey…after this long it could be kinda dangerous with a real woman!!! There is no telling how “selfish” I could be

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 09:35 AM
I'm stage one after that I don't care my business will have been completed :)

Stage one my ass! Or Dave's....whichever you prefer. Hilarious!

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:36 AM
...wouldn't want you falling in...

TheDave
04-05-2005, 09:36 AM
Stage one my ass! Or Dave's....whichever you prefer. Hilarious!

with that post MT has officially taken the lead away from CBF1... most posts refering to Daves ass... Something you want to tell me here MT?

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:37 AM
Come on everyone Ride the Island Ferris wheel with me

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 09:39 AM
with that post MT has officially taken the lead away from CBF1... most posts refering to Daves ass... Something you want to tell me here MT?


Dave, I am trying to be discreet here. Help me out a bit!

TheDave
04-05-2005, 09:40 AM
Dave, I am trying to be discreet here. Help me out a bit!

sorry... :)

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:43 AM
22,688 Views
2178 replys ....... Not bad

Rascal
04-05-2005, 09:47 AM
I've got a new nickname for hotrod....




SAUSAGE GRINDER!!!

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:49 AM
I've got a new nickname for hotrod....




SAUSAGE GRINDER!!!
LOL .......

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 09:50 AM
That sounds pleasant. Yikes!

Rascal
04-05-2005, 09:51 AM
That sounds pleasant. Yikes!

Just wait till we come up with your nickname.

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:52 AM
Hilarious!

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 09:52 AM
I've got a new nickname for hotrod....




SAUSAGE GRINDER!!!

Does anyone have any advil or perferable something abit stronger.

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 09:52 AM
Just wait till we come up with your nickname.

Yeah, ok....I'm leaving now. ;D

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 09:53 AM
Whats taking that wave so damn long.

Spider
04-05-2005, 09:53 AM
Does anyone have any advil or perferable something abit stronger.
I got just what ya need . mosey on over to my hut ;D

Rascal
04-05-2005, 09:53 AM
Yeah give him a horse tranquilizer...that way he won't squirm so damn much.

Old Dude
04-05-2005, 09:54 AM
Whats taking that wave so damn long.

good question

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 09:54 AM
Yeah give him a horse tranquilizer...that way he won't squirm so damn much.

Ironic how a horse got worked into this thread, eh? Ha!

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 09:55 AM
Whats taking that wave so damn long.

Yeah, there is some cleansing that needs to happen on this island. :)

Rascal
04-05-2005, 09:56 AM
Ironic how a horse got worked into this thread, eh? Ha!

I got your poney.

Saddled up and ready for a ride.

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 09:57 AM
I got your poney.

Saddled up and ready for a ride.

Rascal has been on the island so long that his dementia has eventually come full circle. Way to go, Rascal!

Let's hear it for liking women! :woowoo:

Old Dude
04-05-2005, 09:58 AM
23,299 views.

This could mean prime time.

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 09:58 AM
Good Lord, I have 160 posts on this thread.

I don't think that says anything good about me.

Spider
04-05-2005, 10:01 AM
Whats taking that wave so damn long.
I worked it out for ya ;D

TheDave
04-05-2005, 10:01 AM
Alright all 4 of us are here.... VOTE ALREADY!

Rascal
04-05-2005, 10:02 AM
What's "y"?

Spider
04-05-2005, 10:02 AM
Rascal has been on the island so long that his dementia has eventually come full circle. Way to go, Rascal!

Let's hear it for liking women! :woowoo:
LOL ..... you always save dessert for last

Spider
04-05-2005, 10:03 AM
What's "y"?
Better ask Dave that ;D cause I dont have a clue

Rascal
04-05-2005, 10:03 AM
Gotta get a piece of that sweet potato pie....

Old Dude
04-05-2005, 10:03 AM
http://monkeyszine.free.fr/images/vpc/indecision.jpg

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 10:07 AM
What's "y"?

I think its a typo should be "ky" I think

Spider
04-05-2005, 10:11 AM
I think its a typo should be "ky" I think
Now ya Learning the ways of the Island Mon ;D

TheDave
04-05-2005, 10:11 AM
What's "y"?

distance/X...duh...

Old Dude
04-05-2005, 10:12 AM
http://www.life-celebrations.org/electronic-greetings/cards/hang-in-there-big.jpg

Old Dude
04-05-2005, 10:14 AM
http://www.life-celebrations.org/electronic-greetings/cards/hang-in-there-big.jpg

Old Dude
04-05-2005, 10:31 AM
ROUND NINE



Rascal scurries up tree #2


Mile High Shack shinnies up tree # 3 and arms himself with coconuts.



TheDave makes his way desperately up tree #1
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Spider looks around, and decides to sacrifice himself for the good of the tribe.

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/photo_master/slideshow/north_america/acapulco/1569-22.jpg



Spider takes the Dive.


THREE REMAIN

ALL THREE ARE FINALISTS.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.


Stay tuned for details for voting ....

Spider
04-05-2005, 10:35 AM
I am gone ....... Washed away into a faded memory ........

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 10:35 AM
I must say I feel kind of ripped off on this one.

Spider
04-05-2005, 10:37 AM
I must say I feel kind of ripped off on this one.
LOL .Believe me , the outcome wasnt set untill late ...... There was plenty of action behind the curtian about who will stay and go ....... I drew the short straw ;D

Rascal
04-05-2005, 10:37 AM
I must say I feel kind of ripped off on this one.

That's what Dave said when it was his turn with you.

Spider
04-05-2005, 10:38 AM
That's what Dave said when it was his turn with you.
LOL ......

Mtbrncofn
04-05-2005, 10:40 AM
I am gone ....... Washed away into a faded memory ........

Well ****! There go my other hard earned vbucks! Grrrr!

TheDave
04-05-2005, 10:41 AM
Since majik was the only one who put money on me.... i should've taken the jump just as a matter of principal...

Spider
04-05-2005, 10:41 AM
Well ****! There go my other hard earned vbucks! Grrrr!
Meanwhile , Spider away from the bad influnces of the Dave , Rascal, Shack , gets down right friendly with mt :wiggle:

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 10:42 AM
That's what Dave said when it was his turn with you.

Well its a well established fact that Dave is an expert on the male arse. rofl

Rascal
04-05-2005, 10:43 AM
Meanwhile , Spider away from the bad influnces of the Dave , Rascal, Shack , gets down right friendly with mt :wiggle:

Not yet damnit!

I still got her tied up in my tree.

Old Dude
04-05-2005, 10:44 AM
Time for a quick audience poll ...

The Celestial Jury is going to consist of CBF1, bendog, Sideburn, Clockwork Orange, and Spider.

That's five votes.

The Ghostly Chorus gets one vote. (Decided by a majority)

That's the sixth vote.

Plus the winner of a public opinion poll that I'll post later today, will be worth a vote.

That makes seven.

Should I have the voters post their choices on this thread, or should I let them PM the votes to me anonymously?

What does the public think?

Spider
04-05-2005, 10:44 AM
Not yet damnit!

I still got her tied up in my tree.
release her you savage ;D

TheDave
04-05-2005, 10:44 AM
Well its a well established fact that Dave is an expert on the male arse. rofl


just cause you folk lack stamina.... not my problem... now make way for the Big Native

OBF1
04-05-2005, 10:44 AM
Thats it? Talk about anticlimatic. Just read 200+ replies and come to the end to see that Spider bends over.... takes man seed from the remaining players then sacrifices himself to the giant liberachi in the sea?

CBF1 demands spider sits on the other side of the jury box.... keep your abused self and crunchy sheets away from me.

Spider
04-05-2005, 10:45 AM
Time for a quick audience poll ...

The Celestial Jury is going to consist of CBF1, bendog, Sideburn, Clockwork Orange, and Spider.

That's five votes.

The Ghostly Chorus gets one vote. (Decided by a majority)

That's the sixth vote.

Plus the winner of a public opinion poll that I'll post later today, will be worth a vote.

That makes seven.

Should I have the voters post their choices on this thread, or should I let them PM the votes to me anonymously?

What does the public think?

am i part of the public now ?

Spider
04-05-2005, 10:45 AM
Thats it? Talk about anticlimatic. Just read 200+ replies and come to the end to see that Spider bends over.... takes man seed from the remaining players then sacrifices himself to the giant liberachi in the sea?

CBF1 demands spider sits on the other side of the jury box.... keep your abused self and crunchy sheets away from me.
:twokisses

OBF1
04-05-2005, 10:47 AM
release her you savage ;D

I am so messed up this thread.... I thought you said "RELEASE YOUR SAUSAGE"

Rascal
04-05-2005, 10:47 AM
release her you savage ;D

only if she wants to be released into your "care" :)

Hotrod
04-05-2005, 10:47 AM
Time for a quick audience poll ...

The Celestial Jury is going to consist of CBF1, bendog, Sideburn, Clockwork Orange, and Spider.

That's five votes.

The Ghostly Chorus gets one vote. (Decided by a majority)

That's the sixth vote.

Plus the winner of a public opinion poll that I'll post later today, will be worth a vote.

That makes seven.


Should I have the voters post their choices on this thread, or should I let them PM the votes to me anonymously?

What does the public think?

Private I dont want Rascal and Dave knowing I voted against them.

Rascal
04-05-2005, 10:48 AM
Time for a quick audience poll ...

The Celestial Jury is going to consist of CBF1, bendog, Sideburn, Clockwork Orange, and Spider.

That's five votes.

The Ghostly Chorus gets one vote. (Decided by a majority)

That's the sixth vote.

Plus the winner of a public opinion poll that I'll post later today, will be worth a vote.

That makes seven.

Should I have the voters post their choices on this thread, or should I let them PM the votes to me anonymously?

What does the public think?

No not anonymously.

OBF1
04-05-2005, 10:48 AM
Time for a quick audience poll ...

The Celestial Jury is going to consist of CBF1, bendog, Sideburn, Clockwork Orange, and Spider.

That's five votes.

The Ghostly Chorus gets one vote. (Decided by a majority)

That's the sixth vote.

Plus the winner of a public opinion poll that I'll post later today, will be worth a vote.

That makes seven.

Should I have the voters post their choices on this thread, or should I let them PM the votes to me anonymously?

What does the public think?


Make it a viewable post....nothing like watching survivors kiss ass :) Great for ratings as well.

TheDave
04-05-2005, 10:48 AM
Time for a quick audience poll ...

The Celestial Jury is going to consist of CBF1, bendog, Sideburn, Clockwork Orange, and Spider.

That's five votes.

The Ghostly Chorus gets one vote. (Decided by a majority)

That's the sixth vote.

Plus the winner of a public opinion poll that I'll post later today, will be worth a vote.

That makes seven.

Should I have the voters post their choices on this thread, or should I let them PM the votes to me anonymously?

What does the public think?

make it public... like anything has been done in private on this island....Damn romans would blush at this group...

Rascal
04-05-2005, 10:48 AM
I am so messed up this thread.... I thought you said "RELEASE YOUR SAUSAGE"

Been there done that.

Spider
04-05-2005, 10:49 AM
I am so messed up this thread.... I thought you said "RELEASE YOUR SAUSAGE"
Ha! I am not on the island anymore , they decided to kick the fat kid from wyoming off ;D no more sausage for me

Crushaholic
04-05-2005, 10:49 AM
What does the public think?

PMs have worked up to now. We should keep that. Besides, if the voting was public, Raenos may vote a different way than the other ghosts just out of spite... :laugh:

Spider
04-05-2005, 10:50 AM
only if she wants to be released into your "care" :)
;D she does , something about v bucks and working it out in a trade .....

Spider
04-05-2005, 10:50 AM
Ok...THATS it , next one of you call me Peter McNeeley again is going to get it .......

OBF1
04-05-2005, 10:51 AM
Guys, you have done a great job today. Keep it up.
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With Dave still on the island, I know that will not be a problem.

I am still jelous that MTB has taken over as, "The care taker of Daves lubed arse"

Damn slut :)

PS...How do you know how many posts you had on this thread... you did not go to the start and count did you?

OBF1
04-05-2005, 10:53 AM
Ha! I am not on the island anymore , they decided to kick the fat kid from wyoming off ;D no more sausage for me

Hey PETER, your off the island but in with some horny ghosts in the jury box.

Spider
04-05-2005, 10:54 AM
Hey PETER, your off the island but in with some horny ghosts in the jury box.
one of these Days Alice ................Pow to the moon

OBF1
04-05-2005, 10:56 AM
For some strange reason that old 70's song....Afternoon Delight is going thru my mind when spidey talks rough with me :)

Spider
04-05-2005, 10:57 AM
For some strange reason that old 70's song....Afternoon Delight is going thru my mind when spidey talks rough with me :)
Oh Shiat ...... now you have done it ....... Who sang that song ?

Spider
04-05-2005, 10:58 AM
the rythmitic aces or somthing like that

Crushaholic
04-05-2005, 10:58 AM
For some strange reason that old 70's song....Afternoon Delight is going thru my mind when spidey talks rough with me :)

CANNONBALL!!!!

OBF1
04-05-2005, 10:59 AM
Starlight Vocal band

I must have been around too much man ass in this thread to remember that.

CBF1 has shamed himself :(

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 11:00 AM
gee I'm shocked no one came on to my tree with me!!!

I guess the stains scared them away

Mile High Shack
04-05-2005, 11:01 AM
Starlight Vocal band

I must have been around too much man ass in this thread to remember that.

CBF1 has shamed himself :(
Naaaaaaa I remember it as well

Sky rockets in flight…….afternoon delight

It’s Dave’s and Rascal’s theme song

Crushaholic
04-05-2005, 11:02 AM
gee I'm shocked no one came on to my tree with me!!!

I guess the stains scared them away

Nobody remembered what to do with coconuts...

Old Dude
04-05-2005, 11:04 AM
Here's what I'm going to do.

The public opinion poll will be anonymous. Everyone is eligible to vote in that poll - - even the contestants themselves. Also the ghosts, the jury, etc. The winner of the public poll gets one vote.

The Five Members of the Celestial Jury will cast Public Votes - - (if they desire to vote), on this thread. This specifically includes CBF-1, bendog, Sideburn, Clockwork Orange, and Spider. Each of their votes counts as 1.

Members of the Ghostly Chorus may vote either on this thread, or by Private Mail to me. In case of a conflict, the vote cast in public will prevail. The Cumulative Ghostly Chorus is worth 1 vote. Majority rules. If the vote is tied, it will be split either 2 or 3 ways depending on whether it is a 2 or 3 way tie for the lead.

Votes may not be changed once they are cast.

All voting will be tabulated at Noon on Saturday, and a winner will be declared. If it turns out that we can declare a winner before that time, so be it.

OBF1
04-05-2005, 11:05 AM
Naaaaaaa I remember it as well

Sky rockets in flight…….afternoon delight

It’s Dave’s and Rascal’s theme song

I am so happy that Dave and Rascal have their own song now, True love is in the air...... as well as daves legs on the honeymoon LMAO :)

OBF1
04-05-2005, 11:07 AM
Where is the poll going to be posted?

TheDave
04-05-2005, 11:08 AM
Guess it's time to start pleading my case....