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Hotrod
03-31-2005, 12:12 PM
Did you just say we should "fox this thread to everyone" ???

OBF1
03-31-2005, 12:13 PM
We should.... Jump in the snow like a fox it?

Spider
03-31-2005, 12:13 PM
Did you just say we should "fox this thread to everyone" ???
;D ....... For me to know and you to find out ;D

Spider
03-31-2005, 12:14 PM
We should.... Jump in the snow like a fox it?
your Avatar is invited .....

Sideburn
03-31-2005, 12:19 PM
So...who is everyone voting for? I need to know. Someone needs to command me to vote for someone. I'm just a sheep.

Spider
03-31-2005, 12:20 PM
So...who is everyone voting for? I need to know. Someone needs to command me to vote for someone. I'm just a sheep.
Vote for Sideburn ...... he needs to go , all he does is fart around the Campfire . I stil lcant believe I fell for the quick pull my finger gag twice from him .......

Mile High Shack
03-31-2005, 12:25 PM
So...who is everyone voting for? I need to know. Someone needs to command me to vote for someone. I'm just a sheep.
I’m with spider, I voted for your dumbass, there can only be one KING PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spider
03-31-2005, 12:26 PM
I’m with spider, I voted for your dumbass, there can only be one KING PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!
I see you fell for the quick pull my finger gag also ........

Mile High Shack
03-31-2005, 12:27 PM
I see you fell for the quick pull my finger gag also ........
Except when he did it to me, there appeared to be liquid involved

Spider
03-31-2005, 12:28 PM
Except when he did it to me, there appeared to be liquid involved
ewwwww Smores

Rascal
03-31-2005, 12:29 PM
You guys are disgusting.

Rascal
03-31-2005, 12:31 PM
So...who is everyone voting for? I need to know. Someone needs to command me to vote for someone. I'm just a sheep.


CBF1. Yeah he's dead but I want to make sure.

Spider
03-31-2005, 12:36 PM
You guys are disgusting.
here is a song ......... to help you out ;D
Hello muddah, hello faddah
Here I am at Camp Granada
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.

I went hiking with Joe Spivy
He developed poison ivy
You remember Leonard Skinner
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.

All the counselors hate the waiters
And the lake has alligators
And the head coach wants no sissies
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

How I don't want this should scare ya
But my bunkmate has malaria
You remember Jeffrey Hardy
They're about to organize a searching party.

Take me home, oh muddah, faddah
Take me home, I hate Granada
Don't leave me out in the forest where
I might get eaten by a bear.
Take me home I promise I will not make noise
Or mess the house with other boys.
Oh please don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day.

Dearest faddah, darling muddah,
How's my precious little bruddah
Let me come home, if you miss me
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute, it's stopped hailing.
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing
Playing baseball, gee that's better
Muddah, faddah kindly disregard this letter.

Old Dude
03-31-2005, 12:41 PM
Not only dinner, but a show too.

What more can you all ask for?

Spider
03-31-2005, 12:45 PM
Not only dinner, but a show too.

What more can you all ask for?
;D here is another little ditty
a tune by Ray Stevens called , Iam my own Grandpaw ( gets standing ovation)
I was married to a widow, who was pretty as can be.
This widow, had a grown-up daughter,
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law,
And really changed my life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
Cause she was my father's wife.
And to complicate the matter,
Even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For, if-if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother.
Of the widow's grown up daughter, who was of course, my stepmother.
Uh huh.
Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue.
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.
God.
Now, if my wife is my grandmother, I am her grandchild, yeah.
And every time I think of it, heh! Nearly drives me wild.
Cause now I have become, the strangest case you ever saw,
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpaw.
Oh I'm my own grandpaw.
I'm my own grandpaw.
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so,
Oh I'm my own grandpaw.
I'm my own grandpaw.
I'm my own grandpaw.
Talk about incest!
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so,
I'm my own grandpaw.

Old Dude
03-31-2005, 12:53 PM
Can you make that target on your chest any bigger, Spider?

Spider
03-31-2005, 12:58 PM
Can you make that target on your chest any bigger, Spider?
I see you dont like Ray Stevens .......

Old Dude
03-31-2005, 01:03 PM
Don't let me stop you while you're on a roll.

The ratings just went up.

Sideburn
03-31-2005, 01:04 PM
Wow, I go away for a few minutes and people are talking about me making smores...I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING TO BE KEPT SECRET!!!!!!!

Spider
03-31-2005, 01:05 PM
Don't let me stop you while you're on a roll.

The ratings just went up.
oh too late you done peed on my prade ;D

Spider
03-31-2005, 01:06 PM
Wow, I go away for a few minutes and people are talking about me making smores...I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING TO BE KEPT SECRET!!!!!!!
you know Shack ......cant keep a seceret ........ ;D

Old Dude
03-31-2005, 01:13 PM
Wow, I go away for a few minutes and people are talking about me making smores...I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING TO BE KEPT SECRET!!!!!!!

I imagine people are talking about something, anyway...

As CBF1 so amply demonstrated, there might be a risk in killing someone who knows too much, because in this game dead men tell lots of tales.

Sideburn
03-31-2005, 01:19 PM
I imagine people are talking about something, anyway...

As CBF1 so amply demonstrated, there might be a risk in killing someone who knows too much, because in this game dead men tell lots of tales.
That's right....And I know alot!

bendog
03-31-2005, 01:19 PM
the fox looks like it's air humping, but it may be a female.

Spider
03-31-2005, 01:22 PM
the fox looks like it's air humping, but it may be a female.
what fox ?

OBF1
03-31-2005, 01:32 PM
Imagine the ratings if CBF1 gets voted off again.... thru the roof I tell you!

Sideburn, Are you voting for yourself again?

Mile High Shack
03-31-2005, 01:33 PM
Imagine the ratings if CBF1 gets votes off again.... thru the roof I tell you!

Sideburn, Are you voting for yourself again?

nope but I can tell you that at least 7 others are ~Popps~

OBF1
03-31-2005, 01:38 PM
It is strange watching the game and not know what is going on behind the scenes. I am sitting here and thinking 4 different players could be joining me in the jury. Who ever it is please bring the lube with you :)

Meck77
03-31-2005, 01:38 PM
62 pages...holy crap...so who is left anyway?

Spider
03-31-2005, 01:41 PM
62 pages...holy crap...so who is left anyway?
well there is 8 of us left .......
1 ole whats his face ....
2 Whateverhisname is
3. thatguy
4.thatdude
5.him
6.the Idiot
7.I cantrememberhisname
8.the Slut ........
;D there is the list

OBF1
03-31-2005, 01:42 PM
I got voted off yesterday
Still left is:

rascal...Monte Hall
Shack aka the Mole
Spider The bug from copenhagen
DB4L the silent assassin
TheDave....ratings ho and keeper of the sausage
Bendog kennel extrodinaire
Sideburn 3 headed monster and target holder
Clockwork Orange: I still do not think he really exists

Dave is selling the official Survivor program for only $7.50 + shipping

Mile High Shack
03-31-2005, 01:43 PM
It is strange watching the game and not know what is going on behind the scenes. I am sitting here and thinking 4 different players could be joining me in the jury. Who ever it is please bring the lube with you :)
I’m thinking there is a possibility of 8 people myself

OBF1
03-31-2005, 01:43 PM
I see over half the remaining survivors fill #8 pretty easily

Rascal
03-31-2005, 01:45 PM
I got voted off yesterday
Still left is:

rascal...Monte Hall
Shack aka the Mole
Spider The bug from copenhagen
DB4L the silent assassin
TheDave....ratings ho and keeper of the sausage
Bendog kennel extrodinaire
Sideburn 3 headed monster and target holder
Clockwork Orange: I still do not think he really exists

Dave is selling the official Survivor program for only $7.50 + shipping

Well Clock exists enough to almost get me kicked off.

Shack said he bought the program and it includes an "Island Tour" coupon. But for some reason one of the recommended items to bring was lube??? Shack is on the tour so we will have to wait and see how the "tour" went.

OBF1
03-31-2005, 01:45 PM
I’m thinking there is a possibility of 8 people myself

No way, not at this stage of the game, only 2 players will have a vote against them today....just hope it is somebody else

OBF1
03-31-2005, 01:48 PM
Well Clock exists enough to almost get me kicked off.

Shack said he bought the program and it includes an "Island Tour" coupon. But for some reason one of the recommended items to bring was lube??? Shack is on the tour so we will have to wait and see how the "tour" went.


LMAO Shack getting it in the Crack :) atleast he has the lube coupon to save him some pain.

Pick Six
03-31-2005, 01:54 PM
;D here is another little ditty
a tune by Ray Stevens called , Iam my own Grandpaw ( gets standing ovation)
I was married to a widow, who was pretty as can be.
This widow, had a grown-up daughter,
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law,
And really changed my life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
Cause she was my father's wife.
And to complicate the matter,
Even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For, if-if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother.
Of the widow's grown up daughter, who was of course, my stepmother.
Uh huh.
Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue.
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.
God.
Now, if my wife is my grandmother, I am her grandchild, yeah.
And every time I think of it, heh! Nearly drives me wild.
Cause now I have become, the strangest case you ever saw,
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpaw.
Oh I'm my own grandpaw.
I'm my own grandpaw.
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so,
Oh I'm my own grandpaw.
I'm my own grandpaw.
I'm my own grandpaw.
Talk about incest!
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so,
I'm my own grandpaw.

That's a Ray Stevens song? Cool. I just know it from the Tom Arnold classic "The Stupids"...

Mile High Shack
03-31-2005, 01:55 PM
Well Clock exists enough to almost get me kicked off.

Shack said he bought the program and it includes an "Island Tour" coupon. But for some reason one of the recommended items to bring was lube??? Shack is on the tour so we will have to wait and see how the "tour" went.
Hey I missed my wife and I was lonely and……and……..and

I was feeling vunerable……….

Sideburn
03-31-2005, 02:00 PM
Imagine the ratings if CBF1 gets voted off again.... thru the roof I tell you!

Sideburn, Are you voting for yourself again?
Yeah, I can't imagine lasting much longer. These people can't handle the professor.

OBF1
03-31-2005, 02:00 PM
Hey I missed my wife and I was lonely and……and……..and

I was feeling vunerable……….

HOMO...not that there is anything wrong with that :) Wait a minute.... you guys are on sausage island afterall.

Mile High Shack
03-31-2005, 02:04 PM
HOMO...not that there is anything wrong with that :) Wait a minute.... you guys are on sausage island afterall.

hey when I sent Dave's manwhores over to you I don't seem to recall you complaining

bendog
03-31-2005, 02:19 PM
Is it time to vote?

Pick Six
03-31-2005, 02:24 PM
Is it time to vote?

I believe you have 30 minutes left...

Spider
03-31-2005, 02:30 PM
That's a Ray Stevens song? Cool. I just know it from the Tom Arnold classic "The Stupids"...
Ray Stevens wrote it ........
here is one of my Favorite Ray Stevens songs .....
Dudley Dorite (Of The Highway Patrol)

Chorus

Well…they call him Dudley Dorite, but that's not his real name
The toughest highway cop from California to Maine
He hides back in the bushes with the latest radar
Take your picture, then he'll catch you in his modified car
His heart's hard as concrete and his blood is ice cold
He's Dudley Dorite of the highway patrol - Dudley Dorite

Recitation

Yeah…He'll pull up behind you in that fast-modified car and walk up to you and hook both thumbs over that black hand-tooled leather pistol belt. Look down at you from behind them cool-hand Luke, Man with no eyes, sunglasses and say..."Clocked you back 'ar At 57 1/2 miles an hour, yeah I did. Guess you know you're in a heap o'trouble don't you boy? Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh"

Bridge

He rides a big ole Harley, got a Mustang GT
And a bell helicopter hidden in the pine trees
If he catches you for speedin', it's ten years to life
And if you protest he takes your first born child, Your house, and your wife

Recitation

You wanna let me see your license there boy? You do have a license, don't you boy? You wanna just take it out of that there wallet there for me, boy? Yeah…Well, looka here what we have here?

I was down in the Southland, late for a show
Had the pedal to the metal and a long way to go
Talkin' on the CB, had my fuzz-buster on
There was not a soul in sight so I kept movin' along
Then I looked in my mirror and Lord bless my soul
There was Dudley Dorite of the highway patrol - Dudley Dorite

Recitation

Well, looky what we got here, Mr. Raymone Stevenson, Ole Ahab The Ahab his own self.
You want an autograph? Huh?
Not exactly, son. My wife Ethel you do 'member Ethel don't you, boy? That shameless hussy, yeah, she was sayin' to me the other night she says "Bubba", that's right, name's Bubba, and I just happen to be the lustrous potentate of this here local shrine temple. She said "Bubba, why do you s'pose it is that that Raymone Steveson treats us so ugly on all his phonograph records?" And I said "I don't know", and I turned to my brother Clyde and his wife, sister Bertha, and they said they didn't know neither (laugh). 'Bout that time, my nephew Harv Newland come in and I sez, "Harv, have you heard that Raymone Stevenson's latest meanness on the phonograph record?" He looked up at me and said, "Yeah, I did, and Uncle Bubba how do you s'pose it is that Raymone Steveson knew I had a steeple on my barber shop?" Well, I guess you just better come along with me, boy. Ole deputy Coy's got a bone or two he'd like to pick with you his own self. (laugh) Guess ever-thing ain't so dadburned beautiful right now, is it, huh? (laugh)

Chorus

Well they call him Dudley Dorite, but that's not his real name
The toughest highway cop from California to Maine
He hides back in the bushes with the latest radar
He'll take your picture, then he'll catch you in his modified car
His heart's hard as concrete and his blood is ice cold
He's Dudley Dorite of the highway patrol - Dudley Dorite

TheDave
03-31-2005, 02:58 PM
Alright lets do this... (silently hoping he is finally banned from sausage island)

Old Dude
03-31-2005, 02:59 PM
Got about four minutes to go in this round. I have 7 votes in. Only missing vote from Sideburn. My PC is locking up again on the PMs, so I haven't confirmed all the votes yet.

Sideburn
03-31-2005, 03:01 PM
I just voted btw.

Hotrod
03-31-2005, 03:04 PM
I kind of miss the mole this is the point in the game where he would say a bunch of stuff that nobody understood. Ok maybe him being gone is not so bad after all ;D

TheDave
03-31-2005, 03:05 PM
can i go home now....

Old Dude
03-31-2005, 03:07 PM
Okay. I have made an error. Please standby. My Mailbox is jamming like mad right now. Plus I can't count.

I am still missing a vote this Round from DBroncos4Life.

Due to technical difficulties, I am giving him 5 minutes to vote or die.

TheDave
03-31-2005, 03:08 PM
Okay. I have made an error. Please standby. My Mailbox is jamming like mad right now. Plus I can't count.

I am still missing a vote this Round from DBroncos4Life.

Due to technical difficulties, I am giving him 5 minutes to vote or die.


Looks like it's time to take the host to the shed... 5 minutes anything goes....

Hotrod
03-31-2005, 03:09 PM
Let me try this mole crap

The time is the for one to see
See only what is seen before.
I have a sword and stuff
The tube will be pulled as you dwell in the

Watch as the old is new
New turned to old
Oh to the new of the old

We ware the fox who humps the ice
Pope on a rope for the

Pro Quid Stuff

TheDave
03-31-2005, 03:10 PM
Let me try this mole crap

The time is the for one to see
See only what is seen before.
I have a sword and stuff
The tube will be pulled as you dwell in the

Watch as the old is new
New turned to old
Oh to the new of the old

We ware the fox who humps the ice
Pope on a rope for the

Pro Quid Stuff


No Dice... I understood your stuff much better.....

Spider
03-31-2005, 03:11 PM
Looks like it's time to take the host to the shed... 5 minutes anything goes....
How can we cram 12 hours of Spongebob squarepants , with Donnie Osmand Music in the Background in 5 minutes ?

Hotrod
03-31-2005, 03:11 PM
No Dice... I understood your stuff much better.....


Thats good because I ment to say.

Be ware of the fox that humps ice

NOT

We ware the fox that humps ice

LMAO

Spider
03-31-2005, 03:12 PM
Thats wasnt a picture of a Fox ........ It was a Picture of the Taco Bell dog on Roids ........

Sideburn
03-31-2005, 03:12 PM
Okay. I have made an error. Please standby. My Mailbox is jamming like mad right now. Plus I can't count.

I am still missing a vote this Round from DBroncos4Life.

Due to technical difficulties, I am giving him 5 minutes to vote or die.
Vote or die mutha fvcka, mutha fvcka vote or die
Rock the vote or else I'm gonna stick a knife in your eye.
De mocracy is founded on one simple rule.
Get out there and vote or I'll mutha fvckin' kill you.

yeah I like it when you vote bitch
shake dem titties when you vote bitch
slam my jimmy through your mouf roof
now get your big as in the poll boof

I said vote bitch or I'll fvckin' kill you
Vote or die mutha fvcka, mutha fvcka vote or die
can't run from a .38 go ahead and try
let your opinion be heard, you gotta make choice
cause after I slit your throat you won't have a voice
vote or die, VOTE OR DIE!

TheDave
03-31-2005, 03:12 PM
How can we cram 12 hours of Spongebob squarepants , with Donnie Osmand Music in the Background in 5 minutes ?

Once you've experienced the 2 trains 1 tunnel game anything is possible....

Spider
03-31-2005, 03:14 PM
Once you've experienced the 2 trains 1 tunnel game anything is possible....
Yikes , I think I will just stick with Smokey the Bear and the temptress of the forrest game ;D

TheDave
03-31-2005, 03:15 PM
Yikes , I think I will just stick with Smokey the Bear and the temptress of the forrest game ;D

wimp!

Old Dude
03-31-2005, 03:17 PM
Okay, enough time.

DBroncos4Life failed to show up at the dinner table and is disqualified.

We also have main course, who will be announced shortly.

Hotrod
03-31-2005, 03:17 PM
Thats wasnt a picture of a Fox ........ It was a Picture of the Taco Bell dog on Roids ........

You just keep him on the island

Spider
03-31-2005, 03:17 PM
wimp!
that would be me ;D

Spider
03-31-2005, 03:19 PM
You just keep him on the island
;D me and him were going to go to Colorado mountians after this . around Gunnision area ...... Like to meet up for Dinner ?

TheDave
03-31-2005, 03:19 PM
Okay, enough time.

DBroncos4Life failed to show up at the dinner table and is disqualified.

We also have main course, who will be announced shortly.

well there goes that alliance...

Hotrod
03-31-2005, 03:20 PM
;D me and him were going to go to Colorado mountians after this . around Gunnision area ...... Like to meet up for Dinner ?

I have two fixed female dogs he can just go to town. ;D

Sideburn
03-31-2005, 03:20 PM
dare I say 2 birds one stone?

Spider
03-31-2005, 03:22 PM
I have two fixed female dogs he can just go to town. ;D
;D good we can havve some Taco Bell ... not that there is anything wrong with that

Hotrod
03-31-2005, 03:26 PM
So whats the word OD???

TheDave
03-31-2005, 03:30 PM
Told you we should've taken him to the shed

Spider
03-31-2005, 03:32 PM
Ok OD , your teeth are next to the toaster ........ Now that we found them get to posting the tally :D

Rock Chalk
03-31-2005, 03:32 PM
Ouch... That left a mark
Told you, if you had come to me a day before you would still be in it because Bosko went the way I went and whoever I voted for he was voting for.

Rascal would have been a good choice, the backstabbing bastard.

Tough luck CBF. You'll get 'em next time.

Old Dude
03-31-2005, 03:36 PM
The Tribe Has Eaten

http://www.stud.hio.no/~s116789/Man%20bites%20dog.jpg

bendog bites the big one.



The Breakdown

rascal.........................took a bite of bendog
Mile High Shack............took a bite of bendog
Spider........................took a bite of bendog
DBroncos4Life..............failed to answer the dinner bell and is disqualified
TheDave.................... took a bite of bendog
bendog.......................took a bite of rascal
Sideburn.....................took a bite of bendog
Clockwork Orange.........took a bite of Mile High Shack

DBroncos 4Life is officially disqualified. Thanks for playing, though!

The six remaining contestants (and their seating order) are:

rascal
Mile High Shack
Spider
TheDave
Sideburn
Clockwork Orange

Updated tiebreakers

First tiebreaker: Fewest “wounds” sustained.

With one wound: Clockwork Orange
With four wounds: Spider
With five wounds: TheDave, Mile High Shack and Sideburn
With thirteen wounds: rascal


Second tiebreaker: Most “scalps” (i.e. participation in fatal votes)

Six Scalps: Mile High Shack, TheDave.
Five Scalps: Sideburn, Spider, rascal
One Scalp: Clockwork Orange

Third tiebreaker: The Celestial Jury. (CBF1 and bendog)

Fourth tiebreaker
Majority Vote of the “Ghostly Chorus.”



SIX REMAIN

WHO will be the OrangeMane Survivor?

Details on Round 8 coming later tonight

(Edited to add bendog to the Celestial Jury)

Hotrod
03-31-2005, 03:36 PM
Well it seems OD's computer finally crashed for good. I guess the game is over thanks for playing. rofl

TheDave
03-31-2005, 03:37 PM
Damn it....... whats a man gotta due to get off this island?

OBF1
03-31-2005, 03:38 PM
I am sure there are some more "questionable" things going on behind the scene right now.... Trying to figure out how Dave got 26 votes this round. I am sure they are adding new rules to make this kinda of thing okay.

Hotrod
03-31-2005, 03:38 PM
It just cant feel very good to be clockwork right now. I guess the mailman lost the letter telling him how to vote.

Rock Chalk
03-31-2005, 03:39 PM
Damn it....... whats a man gotta due to get off this island?
Your case was helped tremendously by Spider.

You better thank him a lot.

He owes me beer.

Hotrod
03-31-2005, 03:40 PM
The bell has tolled and you've been told
Get your crap and get off the island

Quid pro crap

OBF1
03-31-2005, 03:40 PM
I didnt see that one coming.

OBF1
03-31-2005, 03:41 PM
Atleast I have some company now.... Make sure Bendog brings the lube with him

Spider
03-31-2005, 03:41 PM
Your case was helped tremendously by Spider.

You better thank him a lot.

He owes me beer.
;D ..... what ever Brand you drink Bro .......

TheDave
03-31-2005, 03:42 PM
Your case was helped tremendously by Spider.

You better thank him a lot.

He owes me beer.

Extra "sauce" for spider tonight....

Rock Chalk
03-31-2005, 03:42 PM
See, rascal, sideburn and shack are cheating.

Old Dude lets me, Meck, Pez and Tredici play all at the same time and we are in the Final Four baby.

My money is on one of those three monkeys to win it all though.

OBF1
03-31-2005, 03:43 PM
Yep.... Looks like Clock will be joining me real soon on the sidelines errrrrrr Jury.

Sideburn
03-31-2005, 03:44 PM
See, rascal, sideburn and shack are cheating.

Old Dude lets me, Meck, Pez and Tredici play all at the same time and we are in the Final Four baby.

My money is on one of those three monkeys to win it all though.
If you ain't cheatin' you ain't tryin'! haaaauuuuckkkkk.....tooey...ding! Bingo!

TheDave
03-31-2005, 03:45 PM
Let's see what the rules are for this next round.... I just have no mojo left after that damn name change

OBF1
03-31-2005, 03:49 PM
Unless the other players form a fast alliance and vote off players with more scalps since it would be a 3-3 tie.

OBF1
03-31-2005, 03:54 PM
Alliance #1 Rascal, Shack and Sideburn vs Alliance #2 Dave, Spider and Clockwork Orange.

Talking about a battle of the titians. If they allign themselfs like this and Alliance #2 votes for Rascal, He is gone due to having the most wounds 13 then #2 could pick off shack and Sideburn and cruise into the final 3 where anything goes.

Not that there would be anything wrong with that.

OldDude.... how about throwing in a little fear factor into the next round. Make it one of the eating competitions where who ever eats the least amount of TACO BELL with "extra sauce" goes home :)

Old Dude
03-31-2005, 03:55 PM
Regarding Round 8.

I have to make a couple minor changes to the format, since I was expecting seven.

Details will be announced within the next 90 minutes.

Votes will not be due until Saturday morning at 10:00 AM, mountain time.

TD30
03-31-2005, 03:56 PM
Alliance #1 Rascal, Shack and Sideburn vs Alliance #2 Dave, Spider and Clockwork Orange.

Talking about a battle of the titians. If they allign themselfs like this and Alliance #2 votes for Rascal, He is gone due to having the most wounds 13 then #2 could pick off shack and Sideburn and cruise into the final 3 where anything goes.

Not that there would be anything wrong with that.

OldDude.... how about throwing in a little fear factor into the next round. Make it one of the eating competitions where who ever eats the least amount of TACO BELL with "extra sauce" goes home :)

You just wanted to put that out there right
:brokehalo

Old Dude
03-31-2005, 03:58 PM
I can tell you this much. It ain't going to be that simple ... it never is.

Mile High Shack
03-31-2005, 03:58 PM
Alliance #1 Rascal, Shack and Sideburn vs Alliance #2 Dave, Spider and Clockwork Orange.

Talking about a battle of the titians. If they allign themselfs like this and Alliance #2 votes for Rascal, He is gone due to having the most wounds 13 then #2 could pick off shack and Sideburn and cruise into the final 3 where anything goes.

Not that there would be anything wrong with that.

OldDude.... how about throwing in a little fear factor into the next round. Make it one of the eating competitions where who ever eats the least amount of TACO BELL with "extra sauce" goes home :)

man how did you figure it out?

TheDave
03-31-2005, 03:59 PM
Tonight on Orange Mane Survivor.... OD will squeeze one off and watch 6 prideless individuals eat it for a 1 and 5 chance at bragging-rites....

OBF1
03-31-2005, 04:00 PM
I read that damn survivor handbook a day late lol. Just saw the numbers and it came to me.

But I see another rule change coming to keep someone "special" in the game :)

Mile High Shack
03-31-2005, 04:00 PM
I just wish I didn't have to go against that other 3 man alliance...I mean.......

we have rascal who has so many wounds it's crazy, he's like a gimp

Spider
03-31-2005, 04:00 PM
Has anyone seen my TV remote ?

OBF1
03-31-2005, 04:01 PM
Tonight on Orange Mane Survivor.... OD will squeeze one off and watch 6 prideless individuals eat it for a 1 and 5 chance at bragging-rites....

OD is shooting blanks

Rascal
03-31-2005, 04:02 PM
Your case was helped tremendously by Spider.

You better thank him a lot.

He owes me beer.

Well then I owe him one also.

If you had voted for Dave I would have been gone.

Cheers to Spider.

Mile High Shack
03-31-2005, 04:04 PM
See, rascal, sideburn and shack are cheating.

Old Dude lets me, Meck, Pez and Tredici play all at the same time and we are in the Final Four baby.

My money is on one of those three monkeys to win it all though.

ehehehe throw me a bananna!!!!

who are we cheating? LOL

OBF1
03-31-2005, 04:06 PM
I see the food challenge coming this next round. Spidey better get your buds at Taco Bell going.

Spider
03-31-2005, 04:07 PM
I cant find my Remote !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is a crisis

Spider
03-31-2005, 04:11 PM
Can someone tell me why in the Hell Bruce Wilis is a star ?

Sideburn
03-31-2005, 04:15 PM
la la la connect the dots.

Mtbrncofn
03-31-2005, 04:25 PM
I didnt see that one coming.

That was my thought too! You are all a devious bunch.

Ha! Like I didn't know that already.

Sassy
03-31-2005, 04:25 PM
I see the food challenge coming this next round. Spidey better get your buds at Taco Bell going.
Taco Bell is overrated.

OBF1
03-31-2005, 04:25 PM
Hi MTB :) I have missed you lol

Mtbrncofn
03-31-2005, 04:27 PM
Hi MTB :) I have missed you lol

:twokisses

OBF1
03-31-2005, 04:27 PM
Taco Bell is overrated.

Not with Spidy's secret sauce

Sassy
03-31-2005, 04:28 PM
Not with Spidy's secret sauce
Is that what he uses the lube for Ha!!

Mtbrncofn
03-31-2005, 04:28 PM
Taco Bell is overrated.

After the people have read through this thread, I think Taco Bell will be getting a little less business. ugh!~

Thanks a lot, Spider!

OBF1
03-31-2005, 04:28 PM
We need to start a viewer/dead player pole to who is going next.

OBF1
03-31-2005, 04:29 PM
After the people have read through this thread, I think Taco Bell will be getting a little less business. ugh!~

Thanks a lot, Spider!

I do not know of too many people that could last reading thru this entire thread. If they can, they are as sick as the rest of us and deserve some taco bell.

Spider
03-31-2005, 04:30 PM
Taco Bell is overrated.
How could this be overrated ? ;D

Mtbrncofn
03-31-2005, 04:31 PM
Blech! I should have known that was coming.

Mtbrncofn
03-31-2005, 04:32 PM
You know down in Mexico, they let that dog put his "special sauce" in the burritos and then they put him in the burrito.

Sassy
03-31-2005, 04:32 PM
Very sick...blah.

Mtbrncofn
03-31-2005, 04:33 PM
We need to start a viewer/dead player pole to who is going next.
I don't think the whole being on Sausage Island has worn off yet for you, CB. You're still talking about poles. ;) :devil:

The Mole
03-31-2005, 04:36 PM
http://www.bilgoraj.um.gov.pl/gimnazjum/chylus/fatality.jpg

Spider
03-31-2005, 04:36 PM
You know down in Mexico, they let that dog put his "special sauce" in the burritos and then they put him in the burrito.
;D When they run out of Dogs and Rats , they use Horse meat

Sideburn
03-31-2005, 04:36 PM
I don't think the whole being on Sausage Island has worn off yet for you, CB. You're still talking about poles. ;) :devil:
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGG!

mt coming out of left field to throw out a gay joke....I'm impressed...truly.

The Mole
03-31-2005, 04:37 PM

Pick Six
03-31-2005, 04:37 PM
I don't think the whole being on Sausage Island has worn off yet for you, CB. You're still talking about poles. ;) :devil:

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

*Crush the Befuddled Ghost quickly flies out of the thread*

The Mole
03-31-2005, 04:38 PM
Snuff

Sideburn
03-31-2005, 04:38 PM
Lmao....I hope you realize if anyone knows anything you just gave yourself away.

The Mole
03-31-2005, 04:39 PM
Finish Him!

The Mole
03-31-2005, 04:40 PM
Zie Morte

Mtbrncofn
03-31-2005, 04:41 PM
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGG!

mt coming out of left field to throw out a gay joke....I'm impressed...truly.
It's being around all you sickos. You've corrupted me.

Sideburn
03-31-2005, 04:41 PM
You know what's really cool about that....I learned back in Nam how to do that.

Sideburn
03-31-2005, 04:42 PM
It's being around all you sickos. You've corrupted me.
Pretty soon we'll have taught you wonderful things to show the hubby...he'll thank us. They always do.

Mtbrncofn
03-31-2005, 04:43 PM
Pretty soon we'll have taught you wonderful things to show the hubby...he'll thank us. They always do.
No, he'll probably shut off the internet service!

Sideburn
03-31-2005, 04:44 PM
No, he'll probably shut off the internet service!
hahahahahahahahahahahaha












Touche'

Pezman
03-31-2005, 04:46 PM
Good night now! Good luck the rest of the way gentlemen... Thy mole hath left thy building

Quid Pro Quo

Mtbrncofn
03-31-2005, 04:47 PM
Oh man! You gave it up?!

Pezman
03-31-2005, 04:49 PM
Oh man! You gave it up?!

In thy stead, I fed them some bread, gave up the details for some to see.
In thy grasps, some find the hidden secret of me.
The game has been for the play, the mole overdid his stay, and accidentaly gave himself away to his dismay.

We are entertained.

Sideburn
03-31-2005, 04:55 PM
Weak...now I have to cheat, kill, and steal on my own.

Sideburn
03-31-2005, 04:56 PM
WHOA!!!! PEz, you just hit 10k post bro...congrats.

Pezman
03-31-2005, 04:57 PM
Sideburn...

http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~raza/owned-mickey2.jpg


No, that is my vMoolah... I am so gVmoney!

Spider
03-31-2005, 04:58 PM
Just so I understand , CBF1 was the Mole right ?

Sideburn
03-31-2005, 04:59 PM
Sideburn...

http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~raza/owned-mickey2.jpg


No, that is my vMoolah... I am so gVmoney!
hahahahaha...I've got to quit drinking.

OBF1
03-31-2005, 05:04 PM
Now I am the mole again... I still think it is the 3 headed Mole with sideburns.

Old Dude
03-31-2005, 05:07 PM
Still at work on the Rules for what promises to be an interesting Round 8. My wife came home unexpectedly for supper, and I had to tend to her needs or be beaten up. Sorry for the delay. Another 30 minutes or so.

The players will have plenty of time to contemplate their moves in Round 8, because the votes will not be due until Saturday Morning.

Sassy
03-31-2005, 05:14 PM
Now I am the mole again... I still think it is the 3 headed Mole with sideburns.
You don't understand.
I am really the mole.

Pick Six
03-31-2005, 05:19 PM
You don't understand.
I am really the mole.

So much for your big revelation yesterday. You don't have a lot of believers that you're the Mole... ???

MajikMan7
03-31-2005, 05:20 PM
I don't think the whole being on Sausage Island has worn off yet for you, CB. You're still talking about poles. ;) :devil:

WisconsinHomer is that you?

I'm sorry MT, I shouldn't have went that low.

Sassy
03-31-2005, 05:23 PM
So much for your big revelation yesterday. You don't have a lot of believers that you're the Mole... ???
Nah...just call me Sassy Smartass ;D :devil:

OBF1
03-31-2005, 05:48 PM
Smartass!!!!!

Sassy
03-31-2005, 05:50 PM
Smartass!!!!!
Not that there is anything wrong with that :contract:

Old Dude
03-31-2005, 05:54 PM
Six fearless contestants have survived to this point by cunning, endurance, tactical acumen and luck.

rascal
Mile High Shack
Spider
TheDave
Sideburn
Clockwork Orange

In Round 8, two more will be eliminated.

http://www.murphy-special-effects.com/Artillery.jpg

The rules for this round are a little more complicated than usual, but such is the fog of war.

So listen up troops.

There are SEVEN defensive positions on the beach.
They are numbered as postions one through seven. And they are in a circular formation. Thus, position one is immediately next to position seven.
Each one is currently occupied.

Defensive Position 1 contains rascal
Defensive Position 2 contains Mile High Shack
Defensive Position 3 contains Spider
Defensive Position 4 contains the lifeless corpse of DBroncos4Life.
Defensive Position 5 contains TheDave
Defensive Position 6 contains Sideburn
Defensive Position 7 contains Clockwork Orange

To repeat, the formation wraps around so that Defensive Position 7 is immediately next to Defensive Position 1.

This round, each player gets ONE GRENADE. (DBroncos4Life doesn't have one. He's just a stiff at this point, so don't bother searching his body.)

http://currahee.hispeed.com/images/breck1953basic11.jpg

Each player may throw their grenade at any defensive position on the beach. The players cannot throw the grenades directly at other players. You can only throw grenades at defensive positions. So, when you PM in your vote, I will not accept a vote that says, "I throw my grenade at Mr. Bobo Bootlicker." I will only accept votes that designate one of the SEVEN defensive positions.

That is the "chuck" part of this Round.

The "duck" part of this round is as follows:

In addition to throwing your grenade, you can also chose to move yourself ONE (1) spot away to a different defensive position. Thus, if you are in defensive position 4, you can (1) choose to stay there, (2) move to defensive position 3, or (3) move the other direction to defensive position 5. You could not make it all the way to defensive position 2 or 6. Anyone caught out in the open trying to move more than one spot will be blown to smithereens.

So it's simple. Chuck your grenade at any one defensive position, choose to stay where you are, or move one spot to the left or right and hope you survive the carnage.

Any number of players (technically up to three) may wind up in the same "foxhole" i.e. the same defensive position. Any grenade landing in there damages them all equally.

Grenades do THREE VOTES OF "DAMAGE" to every person located at the defensive position where they land. They ALSO do ONE VOTE of damage to everyone in each of the two adjacent defensive positions. Thus, a grenade thrown into foxhole number one will do three votes of damage to everyone in foxhole one, one vote of damage to everyone in foxhole 7, and one vote of damage to everyone in foxhole 2.

Please PM me BOTH your choice of where to chuck your grenade, and your "duck" defensive move in the same PM before 10:00 A.M., Mountain Time, Saturday Morning.

Anyone who does not PM me a defensive move will be deemed to have stayed where they are. Anyone who does not tell me where they have thrown their grenade will be deemed to have fallen on it, and will take FIVE VOTES of Damage. Anyone in the Foxhole with the fool will take THREE VOTES of Damage, just as if it had been thrown there. Persons in adjacent foxholes will take one damage for being adjacent to the idiot.

At the end of ROUND 8, the two contestants with the most grenade damage will be shipped off the island. The normal tiebreakers apply.

I think that covers it.

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10102000/10102194.jpg
And remember, no poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won the war by making the other poor bastard die for his.

OBF1
03-31-2005, 05:56 PM
Now on sale at the online Orangemane survivor store:

OBF1
03-31-2005, 05:57 PM
Now on sale at the online Orangemane survivor store:

OBF1
03-31-2005, 05:59 PM

OBF1
03-31-2005, 06:01 PM
Six fearless contestants have survived to this point by cunning, endurance, tactical acumen and luck.

rascal
Mile High Shack
Spider
TheDave
Sideburn
Clockwork Orange

In Round 8, two more will be eliminated.

http://www.murphy-special-effects.com/Artillery.jpg

The rules for this round are a little more complicated than usual, but such is the fog of war.

So listen up troops.

There are SEVEN defensive positions on the beach.
They are numbered as postions one through seven. And they are in a circular formation. Thus, position one is immediately next to position seven.
Each one is currently occupied.

Defensive Position 1 contains rascal
Defensive Position 2 contains Mile High Shack
Defensive Position 3 contains Spider
Defensive Position 4 contains the lifeless corpse of DBroncos4Life.
Defensive Position 5 contains TheDave
Defensive Position 6 contains Sideburn
Defensive Position 7 contains Clockwork Orange

To repeat, the formation wraps around so that Defensive Position 7 is immediately next to Defensive Position 1.

This round, each player gets ONE GRENADE. (DBroncos4Life doesn't have one. He's just a stiff at this point, so don't bother searching his body.)

http://currahee.hispeed.com/images/breck1953basic11.jpg

Each player may throw their grenade at any defensive position on the beach. The players cannot throw the grenades directly at other players. You can only throw grenades at defensive positions. So, when you PM in your vote, I will not accept a vote that says, "I throw my grenade at Mr. Bobo Bootlicker." I will only accept votes that designate one of the SEVEN defensive positions.

That is the "chuck" part of this Round.

The "duck" part of this round is as follows:

In addition to throwing your grenade, you can also chose to move yourself ONE (1) spot away to a different defensive position. Thus, if you are in defensive position 4, you can (1) choose to stay there, (2) move to defensive position 3, or (3) move the other direction to defensive position 5. You could not make it all the way to defensive position 2 or 6. Anyone caught out in the open trying to move more than one spot will be blown to smithereens.

So it's simple. Chuck your grenade at any one defensive position, choose to stay where you are, or move one spot to the left or right and hope you survive the carnage.

Any number of players (technically up to three) may wind up in the same "foxhole" i.e. the same defensive position. Any grenade landing in there damages them all equally.

Grenades do THREE VOTES OF "DAMAGE" to every person located at the defensive position where they land. They ALSO do ONE VOTE of damage to everyone in each of the two adjacent defensive positions. Thus, a grenade thrown into foxhole number one will do three votes of damage to everyone in foxhole one, one vote of damage to everyone in foxhole 7, and one vote of damage to everyone in foxhole 2.

Please PM me BOTH your choice of where to chuck your grenade, and your "duck" defensive move in the same PM before 10:00 A.M., Mountain Time, Saturday Morning.

Anyone who does not PM me a defensive move will be deemed to have stayed where they are. Anyone who does not tell me where they have thrown their grenade will be deemed to have fallen on it, and will take FIVE VOTES of Damage. Anyone in the Foxhole with the fool will take THREE VOTES of Damage, just as if it had been thrown there. Persons in adjacent foxholes will take one damage for being adjacent to the idiot.

At the end of ROUND 8, the two contestants with the most grenade damage will be shipped off the island. The normal tiebreakers apply.

I think that covers it.

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10102000/10102194.jpg
And remember, no poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won the war by making the other poor bastard die for his.

You have gone too far this time evil puppet master

TheDave
03-31-2005, 06:24 PM
So let me get this straight.....

I am able to cast a vote upon a chair, but the dickhead i threw it at is able to move. So in essece you (OD...a SickMFer, aka Sadistic inbed, aka sister pimping manwhore... you get the picture) are asking me to read the minds of a bunch of jackasses who spend their time...

-gazing upon man meat
-eyeing prized sheeps
-eating dog goo taco bell
-lubing up in hopes of landing said man meat

... again you get the picture. Now, in addition to all this I must assume that the sick basterd running this game doesn't change rules mid stream adding just a couple more variables to this already mind bending mathmatical matrix...


You know what, I'll get back to this later... I need to go cook up a gram of speed ball and maninline it! Once that is done i can Jam a plastic spork in my d!ck (at least then i know the worst is oover) then, and only then i can ponder these rules with a proper frame of mind.


This is just too fcking much...

TheDave
03-31-2005, 06:29 PM
Oh and by the way... THANKS PEZ... nice job adding to my stress level with your endless riddles, nowhere leading pictures and most importantly changing the names of everyone on the island so i have absolutely no idea who i'm am talking to or about when conspiring to screw others...

The last cc is all because of you pal....

Old Dude
03-31-2005, 06:32 PM
So let me get this straight.....

I am able to cast a vote upon a chair, but the dickhead i threw it at is able to move. So in essece you (OD...a SickMFer, aka Sadistic inbed, aka sister pimping manwhore... you get the picture) are asking me to read the minds of a bunch of jackasses who spend their time...

-gazing upon man meat
-eyeing prized sheeps
-eating dog goo taco bell
-lubing up in hopes of landing said man meat

... again you get the picture. Now, in addition to all this I must assume that the sick basterd running this game doesn't change rules mid stream adding just a couple more variables to this already mind bending mathmatical matrix...


You know what, I'll get back to this later... I need to go cook up a gram of speed ball and maninline it! Once that is done i can Jam a plastic spork in my d!ck (at least then i know the worst is oover) then, and only then i can ponder these rules with a proper frame of mind.


This is just too fcking much...

That pretty much sums it up. Just don't foget that even if your grenade lands in an empty hole, it will still do one point of collateral damage to persons in the adjacent holes.

Not realistic, I know, but this is just a game show.

OBF1
03-31-2005, 06:41 PM
So let me get this straight.....

I am able to cast a vote upon a chair, but the dickhead i threw it at is able to move. So in essece you (OD...a SickMFer, aka Sadistic inbed, aka sister pimping manwhore... you get the picture) are asking me to read the minds of a bunch of jackasses who spend their time...

-gazing upon man meat
-eyeing prized sheeps
-eating dog goo taco bell
-lubing up in hopes of landing said man meat

... again you get the picture. Now, in addition to all this I must assume that the sick basterd running this game doesn't change rules mid stream adding just a couple more variables to this already mind bending mathmatical matrix...


You know what, I'll get back to this later... I need to go cook up a gram of speed ball and maninline it! Once that is done i can Jam a plastic spork in my d!ck (at least then i know the worst is oover) then, and only then i can ponder these rules with a proper frame of mind.


This is just too fcking much...


Without a doubt, the best post to this sick thread!

OBF1
03-31-2005, 06:42 PM
Can we now pull out OldDudes feeding tube?

Old Dude
03-31-2005, 06:50 PM
Can we now pull out OldDudes feeding tube?

And miss all the fun in Round 9?

OBF1
03-31-2005, 07:03 PM
Sounds like a fair trade off to me :)

Spider
03-31-2005, 07:22 PM
LOL ....... So much for alliences ....... Dad always said I was 2 cans short of a 6 pack . Standing in a circle with 5 other guys and hurling grenades only proves his point ........

Old Dude
03-31-2005, 07:25 PM
Hopefully, this will give you all something to strategize about for awhile.

Personally, I wouldn't tell anyone which foxhole I was headed for, though.

YMMV.

OBF1
03-31-2005, 07:39 PM
The only real stradegy I see it picking a single target, tossing bombs and running in the opposite direction. You have really out done yourself this time sick master. I can say I am real glad I am not playing this round.

TheDave
03-31-2005, 08:06 PM
Whooooaaaa....

Pezman
03-31-2005, 08:20 PM
Oh and by the way... THANKS PEZ... nice job adding to my stress level with your endless riddles, nowhere leading pictures and most importantly changing the names of everyone on the island so i have absolutely no idea who i'm am talking to or about when conspiring to screw others...

The last cc is all because of you pal....

Just for the record... TJ is the one responsible for our new handles... Us mods dont have that power unfortunately or I would have named Old Dude into "Decrepid old demented evil one"

Old Dude
03-31-2005, 08:43 PM
Just for the record... TJ is the one responsible for our new handles... Us mods dont have that power unfortunately or I would have named Old Dude into "Decrepid old demented evil one"

http://www.thefilmasylum.com/albums/Big-Trouble-in-Little-China/6_G.jpg

18,822

Pezman
03-31-2005, 08:44 PM
http://www.thefilmasylum.com/albums/Big-Trouble-in-Little-China/6_G.jpg


http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/desktops/movies/bigtrouble.jpg

Mile High Shack
03-31-2005, 09:22 PM
for the love of money

I'm so confused

Old Dude
03-31-2005, 09:38 PM
chuck & duck.

nothing to it.

TD30
03-31-2005, 11:24 PM
Must fight the golden child

Old Dude
04-01-2005, 04:25 AM
Six fearless contestants have survived to this point by cunning, endurance, tactical acumen and luck.

rascal
Mile High Shack
Spider
TheDave
Sideburn
Clockwork Orange

In Round 8, two more will be eliminated.

http://www.murphy-special-effects.com/Artillery.jpg

The rules for this round are a little more complicated than usual, but such is the fog of war.

So listen up troops.

There are SEVEN defensive positions on the beach.
They are numbered as postions one through seven. And they are in a circular formation. Thus, position one is immediately next to position seven.
Each one is currently occupied.

Defensive Position 1 contains rascal
Defensive Position 2 contains Mile High Shack
Defensive Position 3 contains Spider
Defensive Position 4 contains the lifeless corpse of DBroncos4Life.
Defensive Position 5 contains TheDave
Defensive Position 6 contains Sideburn
Defensive Position 7 contains Clockwork Orange

To repeat, the formation wraps around so that Defensive Position 7 is immediately next to Defensive Position 1.

This round, each player gets ONE GRENADE. (DBroncos4Life doesn't have one. He's just a stiff at this point, so don't bother searching his body.)

http://currahee.hispeed.com/images/breck1953basic11.jpg

Each player may throw their grenade at any defensive position on the beach. The players cannot throw the grenades directly at other players. You can only throw grenades at defensive positions. So, when you PM in your vote, I will not accept a vote that says, "I throw my grenade at Mr. Bobo Bootlicker." I will only accept votes that designate one of the SEVEN defensive positions.

That is the "chuck" part of this Round.

The "duck" part of this round is as follows:

In addition to throwing your grenade, you can also chose to move yourself ONE (1) spot away to a different defensive position. Thus, if you are in defensive position 4, you can (1) choose to stay there, (2) move to defensive position 3, or (3) move the other direction to defensive position 5. You could not make it all the way to defensive position 2 or 6. Anyone caught out in the open trying to move more than one spot will be blown to smithereens.

So it's simple. Chuck your grenade at any one defensive position, choose to stay where you are, or move one spot to the left or right and hope you survive the carnage.

Any number of players (technically up to three) may wind up in the same "foxhole" i.e. the same defensive position. Any grenade landing in there damages them all equally.

Grenades do THREE VOTES OF "DAMAGE" to every person located at the defensive position where they land. They ALSO do ONE VOTE of damage to everyone in each of the two adjacent defensive positions. Thus, a grenade thrown into foxhole number one will do three votes of damage to everyone in foxhole one, one vote of damage to everyone in foxhole 7, and one vote of damage to everyone in foxhole 2.

Please PM me BOTH your choice of where to chuck your grenade, and your "duck" defensive move in the same PM before 10:00 A.M., Mountain Time, Saturday Morning.

Anyone who does not PM me a defensive move will be deemed to have stayed where they are. Anyone who does not tell me where they have thrown their grenade will be deemed to have fallen on it, and will take FIVE VOTES of Damage. Anyone in the Foxhole with the fool will take THREE VOTES of Damage, just as if it had been thrown there. Persons in adjacent foxholes will take one damage for being adjacent to the idiot.

At the end of ROUND 8, the two contestants with the most grenade damage will be shipped off the island. The normal tiebreakers apply.

I think that covers it.

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10102000/10102194.jpg
And remember, no poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won the war by making the other poor bastard die for his.

Once there were 16.

Now there are 6.

Soon there will be 4.

There can be only 1.

Mile High Shack
04-01-2005, 06:06 AM
ok...so can 2 people be in the same foxhole? like if you move but someone else doesn't move, does that move take place?

or can you have everyone in the same foxhole theoretically

Old Dude
04-01-2005, 06:56 AM
ok...so can 2 people be in the same foxhole? like if you move but someone else doesn't move, does that move take place?

or can you have everyone in the same foxhole theoretically

Yes. Two people can be in the same foxhole. Theoretically, three people can be in the same foxhole. This could happen if one guy stayed where he was, and the persons on his left and right both jumped in with him. More than three is not possible, because you can only move one foxhole to your left or right in the circle.

If a grenade lands in the foxhole, everyone in it takes 3 "wounds." If a grenade lands in an adjacent foxhole, (the foxhole on either the right or left side of the one you're in) everyone in your foxhole takes 1 "wound."

OldDudetheYounger
04-01-2005, 07:38 AM
I just want to say I had *nothing* to do with this setup.

That is all. Carry on troopers!

TheDave
04-01-2005, 07:42 AM
I just want to say I had *nothing* to do with this setup.

That is all. Carry on troopers!

Nice try.... When OD's time comes...so does yours. Are you your Brothers keeper?

Rascal
04-01-2005, 07:48 AM
Why did DB4L get eliminated? I thought you needed two abstains to be removed?

And why is his foxhole still there if he was eliminated?

Rascal
04-01-2005, 07:49 AM
And if someone moves into my fox hole will you tell me, the entire group, or what?

Old Dude
04-01-2005, 07:50 AM
Why did DB4L get eliminated? I thought you needed two abstains to be removed?

And why is his foxhole still there if he was eliminated?

If you go back to the start of the thread, you'll find that I allowed 1 missed vote - but only in the first 6 rounds.

DBroncos4Life missed the Vote in Round 7.

His foxhole is still there sheerly for cinematic purposes.

(But it does count as one of the defensive positions, so people might jump into it with the stiff.)

Rascal
04-01-2005, 07:52 AM
Ah

Old Dude
04-01-2005, 07:54 AM
And if someone moves into my fox hole will you tell me, the entire group, or what?

When someone moves to a different foxhole (or chooses to stay where they are - for that matter) I will not reveal that to anyone. Even other persons in the foxhole.

It's a guessing game as to who is going to jump where.

Some of you may reveal your plans to each other, but that's your business. Nothing sent to me will be revealed to anyone until everyone has completed their actions.

Mtbrncofn
04-01-2005, 07:54 AM
WisconsinHomer is that you?

I'm sorry MT, I shouldn't have went that low.


Ok, I probably deserved that one, but you see I wasn't talking about my own pole, which seems to be a requisite for posting like that moron. Of course, I don't have my own pole. ;D

TheDave
04-01-2005, 07:58 AM
Am i allowed to dig my own separate "private" fox hole? I would be willing to share, but then it would not be private or even separate per se.... In that case i would simply ask if i could dig "another" foxhole... but right now i would like to dig a private one. Not that i will do the digging, i will probably outsource that work, but in any event i feel i should ask before i start accepting bids.... so can i?

Arkie
04-01-2005, 08:03 AM
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades....

http://www.islamonline.net/English/News/2002-08/15/images/pic06.jpg
"I'm the lucky winner of Orange Mane Survivor!"

Old Dude
04-01-2005, 08:03 AM
Nice try.... When OD's time comes...so does yours. Are you your Brothers keeper?

Actually, he wanted to see a defillibrator round where you could deliver heart shocks to either kill someone or revive a dead person.

I thought about it, but decided to let the dead stay dead. (One undead uprising is enough for any game)

Old Dude
04-01-2005, 08:05 AM
Am i allowed to dig my own separate "private" fox hole? I would be willing to share, but then it would not be private or even separate per se.... In that case i would simply ask if i could dig "another" foxhole... but right now i would like to dig a private one. Not that i will do the digging, i will probably outsource that work, but in any event i feel i should ask before i start accepting bids.... so can i?

No. You need a permit to dig a new foxhole on the beach. And the guy who issues the permits has run off with Nurse Enema.

TheDave
04-01-2005, 08:05 AM
Actually, he wanted to see a defillibrator round where you could deliver heart shocks to either kill someone or revive a dead person.

I thought about it, but decided to let the dead stay dead. (One undead uprising is enough for any game)

no offense, but what an asshole.... (let's hope rascal doesn't overreact to that phrase again)

Old Dude
04-01-2005, 08:13 AM
http://www.lejeune.usmc.mil/mccsss/imc/content/Imagery/images/explosion_grenade_jpg.jpg

Sideburn
04-01-2005, 08:21 AM
Holes 1 and 7 really got a bad wrap on this one.

Rascal
04-01-2005, 08:23 AM
No. You need a permit to dig a new foxhole on the beach. And the guy who issues the permits has run off with Nurse Enema.

What about tunnels? Can I dig a tunnel? :pray:

Rascal
04-01-2005, 08:26 AM
What's the walking wounded count Old Dude?

Rascal
04-01-2005, 08:29 AM
no offense, but what an asshole.... (let's hope rascal doesn't overreact to that phrase again)

**** off bitch. Can I equip my nade with a homo seeking device? Dave would be killed instantly.

TheDave
04-01-2005, 08:34 AM
Look another tantrum... what a shock.

dave lied to me in a game of deciption....boo hooo

dave was sarcastic on a message board.... boo hooo

your poor wife...

Rascal
04-01-2005, 08:38 AM
Notice how he didn't deny being a homo.

I'd rather have an occasional tantrum then be a flammer.

not that there is anything wrong with that....yes there is.

My poor wife??? I feel sorry for your wife...One can only imagine how she feels being married to a flammer.

Sideburn
04-01-2005, 08:38 AM
Lol, so much for jumping into dave's hole.

TheDave
04-01-2005, 08:46 AM
Notice how he didn't deny being a homo.

I'd rather have an occasional tantrum then be a flammer.

not that there is anything wrong with that....yes there is.

My poor wife??? I feel sorry for your wife...One can only imagine how she feels being married to a flammer.

oh $hit your right.... i noticed that the moment i didn't address every point of your tantrum i started craving fury manhole.... Damn now what am i going to tell my family... ???

Old Dude
04-01-2005, 08:48 AM
I'm going to spell this out one more time.

Before 10:00 AM, Mountain Time, Saturday Morning, April 2, 2005, each of you must PM me a vote containing two pieces of information.

1. where you are tossing your hand grenade. (and you just get one hand grenade)

2. which foxhole you want to hide in.

1. There are 7 foxholes on the beach, and you can toss your grenade into any single one of them.

If you don't designate where you are throwing the grenade, or if you designate an illegal target (like me, for example, or Foxhole #13, or something like that) then you will be deemed to have dropped your grenade down your own pants. You will take 5 damage and everyone in the hole with you will take 3. Everyone next to your hole will take 1.

2. Each of you has three choices of where to hide. You can stay where you are or you can move one spot away.

Spelling it out:

rascal can stay in foxhole #1, or move to #7 or #2.
Mile High Shack can stay in foxhole #2, or move to #1 or #3.
Spider can stay in foxhole #3, or move into #2 or #4.
DBroncos4Life is dead and will remain lifeless in Foxhole #4.
TheDave can stay in Foxhole #5, or move to #4 or #6.
Sideburn can stay in #6, or move to #5 or #7.
Clockwork Orange can stay in #7, or move to #1 or #6.

Anyone who tries to move anywhere else will be blown to smithereens.

Anyone who fails to tell me where they are moving will be deemed to have stayed in the same hole they started in.

So, technically, you can miss this round of voting and NOT be disqualified. But you will probably be blown to bits because the grenade will go off in your virtual pants. And the folks who wind up in your foxhole won't be very happy with you either.

I will not tell anyone where you threw your grenade or what hole you are hiding in until after all the votes are in, and the damage totals are posted.

If you are in a hole where a grenade lands, you take 3 "votes" of damage for each grenade that lands there. If you are in a hole NEXT to a hole where a grenade goes off, you will take ONE vote of damage for each grenade that lands there.

Two people will be eliminated this round. Namely the two people who take the most grenade damage.

If two people are tied in grenade damage, then we go to the standard tiebreakers, which are as follows:

First tiebreaker: Fewest “wounds” sustained.

With one wound: Clockwork Orange
With four wounds: Spider
With five wounds: TheDave, Mile High Shack and Sideburn
With thirteen wounds: rascal


Second tiebreaker: Most “scalps” (i.e. participation in fatal votes)

Six Scalps: Mile High Shack, TheDave.
Five Scalps: Sideburn, Spider, rascal
One Scalp: Clockwork Orange

Third tiebreaker:Majority Vote of the Celestial Jury

(CBF1 and bendog)


Fourth tiebreaker: Majority Vote of the Ghostly Chorus

(You probably know them by now)


Fifth Tiebreaker: Public Opinion Poll.

This round is basically a guessing game. But, you CAN talk to other Survivors to try to coordinate your attacks. Of course, if they pass on your plans to someone else ... well ... that could be unfortunate.

OldDudetheYounger
04-01-2005, 08:51 AM
I notice Spider and TheDave have a slight numerical edge, being in the foxholes adjacent to the rotting, bloated and fly infested corpse hole. Since their foxholes can only get two people at most, they occupy the least potentially lucrative target holes. The poor bastards in holes 1 and 7 are mathematically more attractive targets since they have the highest chances of holding 3 victims. Sucks to be them.

Sideburn
04-01-2005, 08:54 AM
Can you throw your nade really really really high in the air and give everyone 1 hit point? Can I use a smoke nade instead? What if my nade is a dud and doesn't explode? Can I get a Desert Eagle for protection of my hole? And I don't mean the foxhole.

TheDave
04-01-2005, 08:54 AM
....because the grenade will go off in your virtual pants.



hmmmm.... why did i find that phrase so arousing?

Old Dude
04-01-2005, 08:55 AM
I notice Spider and TheDave have a slight numerical edge, being in the foxholes adjacent to the rotting, bloated and fly infested corpse hole. Since their foxholes can only get two people at most, they occupy the least potentially lucrative target holes. The poor bastards in holes 1 and 7 are mathematically more attractive targets since they have the highest chances of holding 3 victims. Sucks to be them.

Excellent point, but they all know that, and can compensate for it accordingly. Plus, they only need to knock off two, so Spider and TheDave would fit the bill.

Hotrod
04-01-2005, 08:55 AM
Hey Dave thats a granade not a gerble. ;D

TheDave
04-01-2005, 08:56 AM
I notice Spider and TheDave have a slight numerical edge, being in the foxholes adjacent to the rotting, bloated and fly infested corpse hole. Since their foxholes can only get two people at most, they occupy the least potentially lucrative target holes. The poor bastards in holes 1 and 7 are mathematically more attractive targets since they have the highest chances of holding 3 victims. Sucks to be them.


thanks jerk!

Old Dude
04-01-2005, 08:57 AM
Can you throw your nade really really really high in the air and give everyone 1 hit point? Can I use a smoke nade instead? What if my nade is a dud and doesn't explode? Can I get a Desert Eagle for protection of my hole? And I don't mean the foxhole.


If you pull any of that ****, Rambo, you fumble the grenade and it goes down your pants.

Sideburn
04-01-2005, 08:58 AM
If you pull any of that ****, Rambo, you fumble the grenade and it goes down your pants.
Eh y0 adrian. Can I get a kiss from butkus or somethin' cause' you know I love that dog and he brings a smile to my....Y0 ADRIAN!!!!

TheDave
04-01-2005, 08:58 AM
Excellent point, but they all know that, and can compensate for it accordingly. Plus, they only need to knock off two, so Spider and TheDave would fit the bill.

there was the biggest lie told in this whole game.... that was the holy grail of information to this group of mental midgets

OldDudetheYounger
04-01-2005, 09:01 AM
Gotta look out for the short-bus riders after all!

Rascal
04-01-2005, 09:02 AM
I notice Spider and TheDave have a slight numerical edge, being in the foxholes adjacent to the rotting, bloated and fly infested corpse hole. Since their foxholes can only get two people at most, they occupy the least potentially lucrative target holes. The poor bastards in holes 1 and 7 are mathematically more attractive targets since they have the highest chances of holding 3 victims. Sucks to be them.

You noticed that too huh. I'm all but assured of being killed just by mathematical probability and having the most wounds.

Thanks Old Dude ugh!~

TheDave
04-01-2005, 09:02 AM
Gotta look out for the short-bus riders after all!

Rascal's doing just fine....

Old Dude
04-01-2005, 09:06 AM
You noticed that too huh. I'm all but assured of being killed just by mathematical probability and having the most wounds.

Thanks Old Dude ugh!~

Having the most wounds at this point is a definite disadvantage. But that would be the same, regardless.

The seating arrangements are the same ones you moved to earlier, minus the dead guys.

However, keep in mind that two people gotta go. And some people are too close to you to blow you up with a safety margin for themselves.

OldDudetheYounger
04-01-2005, 09:08 AM
You noticed that too huh. I'm all but assured of being killed just by mathematical probability and having the most wounds
You need people to lob based on emotion, not based on efficiency. :)

Knowing this group, that may not be a problem at all.

Not that there is anything wrong with that...

TheDave
04-01-2005, 09:09 AM
However, keep in mind that two people gotta go. And some people are too close to you to blow you up with a safety margin for themselves.

and others are in the perfect spot for that...

Rascal
04-01-2005, 09:11 AM
You need people to lob based on emotion, not based on efficiency. :)

Knowing this group, that may not be a problem at all.

Not that there is anything wrong with that...

Well since it's been brought to everyone's attention someone will abide by that logic.

I realized it shortly after reading the rules but had hoped that no one else would realize it or comment about it.

All well guess I'll prepare my farewell speach and prepare to kiss my ass goodbye.

Rascal
04-01-2005, 09:12 AM
and others are in the perfect spot for that...


Bingo.

OldDudetheYounger
04-01-2005, 09:13 AM
Make deals, boys, make deals!

Rascal
04-01-2005, 09:16 AM
I got a 100 vbucks that Clock and I are eliminated.

OldDudetheYounger
04-01-2005, 09:19 AM
I'll take you up on that!

Sideburn
04-01-2005, 09:21 AM
I got a 100 vbucks that Clock and I are eliminated.
doubt it. Technically everyone can move to the "inside" hole and lob at Seven. Clock would be the only one taking damage. But you guys already knew that.

OldDudetheYounger
04-01-2005, 09:23 AM
Yep, it still boils down to who you wanna "off" as much as position.

Old Dude
04-01-2005, 09:25 AM
Make deals, boys, make deals!


That's the key for some of you. Even if it looks like your goose is cooked, two have to go.

That's a big bargaining chip.

Old Dude
04-01-2005, 09:26 AM
doubt it. Technically everyone can move to the "inside" hole and lob at Seven. Clock would be the only one taking damage. But you guys already knew that.


? Explain. What do you mean by the "inside" hole?

OldDudetheYounger
04-01-2005, 09:29 AM
The inside hole is the one closest to the corpse hole.

Sideburn
04-01-2005, 09:30 AM
? Explain. What do you mean by the "inside" hole?
1 moves to 2
2 moves to 3
3 moves to 4
4 can't move cause he's dead
5 moves to 4
6 moves to 5
Everyone lobs at 7, clock takes damage no matter which way he goes. Everyone else is safe.
Edit: Except for clocks nade. That will take out the other person.

OldDudetheYounger
04-01-2005, 09:31 AM
Also, if you can predict everyone will shift inward, that changes the prime target holes inward as well.

TheDave
04-01-2005, 09:31 AM
inversely everyone could do the opposite... but any of that would require this group of heathens to 100% agree on something

Rascal
04-01-2005, 09:33 AM
Everyone is safe except for the hole that Clock throws his nade into...that person dies.

Sideburn
04-01-2005, 09:33 AM
inversely everyone could do the opposite... but any of that would require this group of heathens to 100% agree on something
I was just about to post this. It's not going to happen. But the possibility is there. That's why earlier I said 1 and 7 are boned.

OldDudetheYounger
04-01-2005, 09:34 AM
And if they agree on something, whoever the target ends up being is a goner anyway.

TheDave
04-01-2005, 09:35 AM
by the way, it is funny watching people try and "predict" a sequence of probabilities with 100+ possible combinations

Rascal
04-01-2005, 09:35 AM
I was just about to post this. It's not going to happen. But the possibility is there. That's why earlier I said 1 and 7 are boned.

yeap.

Clock can't move to mine and I can't move to his. Both are as lucky to be blown up.

Old Dude
04-01-2005, 09:36 AM
1 moves to 2
2 moves to 3
3 moves to 4
4 can't move cause he's dead
5 moves to 4
6 moves to 5
Everyone lobs at 7, clock takes damage no matter which way he goes. Everyone else is safe.

In that event, 7 moves to either one or 6 and does take 5 damage. However, he can still dish out 3 of his own. So he, like rascal, also has a bargaining chip.

Meanwhile, rascal, whose situation looked hopeless a minute ago, now has a way out, because he can move to hole #2 and avoid taking any damage unless Clockwork targets him.

Meanwhile, if both rascal and Clockwork team up and toss their pineapples at Hole #4, that would be 6 damage to theDave and Spider, who would both die.

So Clockwork could have a way out too.

Edit: Furthermore, the same strategy could be employed against anyone. There is no limit on how many guys can jump in a given hole. Thus, if any 5 of you all agreed to blow up any given sixth guy, the two guys nearest him would just move away from him by one foxhole, and he'd be the only one to take damage. So Clockwork is really no worse off than anyone else in that respect.

TheDave
04-01-2005, 09:37 AM
yeap.

Clock can't move to mine and I can't move to his. Both are as lucky to be blown up.

:kiddingme

Sideburn
04-01-2005, 09:38 AM
by the way, it is funny watching people try and "predict" a sequence of probabilities with 100+ possible combinations
It's the years of math and science. No one here really wants to leave the game, so we start going through the mathmatical possibilities in our heads. I just happened to see the 1 and 7 thing and decided to report it so they can start picking up their consolation prizes :)

Rascal
04-01-2005, 09:38 AM
In that event, 7 moves to either one or 6 and does take 5 damage. However, he can still dish out 3 of his own. So he, like rascal, also has a bargaining chip.

Meanwhile, rascal, whose situation looked hopeless a minute ago, now has a way out, because he can move to hole #2 and avoid taking any damage unless Clockwork targets him.

Meanwhile, if both rascal and Clockwork team up and toss their pineapples at Hole #4, that would be 6 damage to theDave and Spider, who would both die.

So Clockwork could have a way out too.

If that scenario happens exactly as proposed.

OldDudetheYounger
04-01-2005, 09:38 AM
I was just about to post this. It's not going to happen. But the possibility is there. That's why earlier I said 1 and 7 are boned.
I think it's more likely 1 *or* 7 are boned. I predict some may go gunning for the inner holes to take advantage of bunching. Certainly I could see the need for 1 and 7 to collaborate. Deals gotta get made boys!

Rascal
04-01-2005, 09:39 AM
It's the years of math and science. No one here really wants to leave the game, so we start going through the mathmatical possibilities in our heads. I just happened to see the 1 and 7 thing and decided to report it so they can start picking up their consolation prizes :)

Olddudetheyounger and I both noted it earlier.

I'm preparing my speech.

Old Dude
04-01-2005, 09:39 AM
And this is all assuming that one of you guys doesn't blow it and drop the pineapple down your own pants ...

... or take off running across deadman's land screaming and wailing ....

... or misses the vote ...

...or has already voted without giving a lot of thought to any of this ...

Rascal
04-01-2005, 09:40 AM
:kiddingme

There would be no advantage or point in either of us moving to the other person's position as both are likely to get boned.

Pick Six
04-01-2005, 09:40 AM
Kill That Pimp!
Kill That Pimp!

Woohoo!!!!

Sideburn
04-01-2005, 09:41 AM
In that event, 7 moves to either one or 6 and does take 5 damage. However, he can still dish out 3 of his own. So he, like rascal, also has a bargaining chip.

Meanwhile, rascal, whose situation looked hopeless a minute ago, now has a way out, because he can move to hole #2 and avoid taking any damage unless Clockwork targets him.

Meanwhile, if both rascal and Clockwork team up and toss their pineapples at Hole #4, that would be 6 damage to theDave and Spider, who would both die.

So Clockwork could have a way out too.
Well of course there are outs to any proposal. But....things have to work out.
If everyone wants to live this round I'll tell you what to do.

Everyone tosses their nade to 4.
3 moves to 2,
2 to 1
1 stays put
5 moves to 6
6 moves to 7 seven stays put
only thing blown up is a rotting corpse.

TheDave
04-01-2005, 09:41 AM
i still don't understand how 1 & 7 are in trouble? every position has the ability to move 1 position right or left.... and anyone can throw at any position... that would make every one equal down to a fraction of a %


Now if you are taking into account that most people hate rascal, then yes position 1,2,&7 are in trouble as a mater of probability...

Old Dude
04-01-2005, 09:44 AM
Well of course there are outs to any proposal. But....things have to work out.
If everyone wants to live this round I'll tell you what to do.

Everyone tosses their nade to 4.
3 moves to 2,
2 to 1
1 stays put
5 moves to 6
6 moves to 7 seven stays put
only thing blown up is a rotting corpse.

In which case we apply tiebreakers resulting in the deaths of rascal and yourself.

Sideburn
04-01-2005, 09:44 AM
i still don't understand how 1 & 7 are in trouble? every position has the ability to move 1 position right or left.... and anyone can throw at any position... that would make every one equal down to a fraction of a %
people currently occupying 1 and 7 are high targets right now. Rascal with his high wound count, and clock with is really low one.

Rascal
04-01-2005, 09:46 AM
In which case we apply tiebreakers resulting in the deaths of rascal and yourself.

Either way I'm dead. I think Old Dude just wants me off the Island.

Old Dude
04-01-2005, 09:46 AM
The other problem with everyone coordinating their attacks is that it just takes one rogue grenade toss to really put a fly in the ointment.

TheDave
04-01-2005, 09:48 AM
Either way I'm dead. I think Old Dude just wants me off the Island.


trust me he's not alone on that one...

Old Dude
04-01-2005, 09:51 AM
Either way I'm dead. I think Old Dude just wants me off the Island.

Actually, I think TD30 is the one you should talk to about that. And Crush and Majik.

No matter how I structure the situation, your wound total is a big problem in the tiebreaker department.

You do have the problem of the vacant hole over on #4.

On the other hand, you get to dodge the main thrust of any grenade blast thrown at your hole, and the fact that we are eliminating two this round gives you a definite bargaining chip.

I'd say your chances are at least as good as if we had a straight up elimination vote.

But we'll find out ...

Mile High Shack
04-01-2005, 09:55 AM
I'm just confused or something...........I'll just do what Clockwork tells me to do

Sideburn
04-01-2005, 09:56 AM
In which case we apply tiebreakers resulting in the deaths of rascal and yourself.

I'm just throwing this out not to be a dick, but to keep people talking. Yesterday was boring when no one was on to discuss. Per first page, first post rules.


"In cases of tied votes to eliminate someone, the person who has the most total previous votes against them will be shipped off the island. I will refer to these as "wounds" and will keep a running tally. If that is also tied, the next tiebreaker will be "scalps." You earn a "scalp" when you have successfully participated in voting someone else off the island in the round in which they were eliiminated. I will keep a tally of these as well. If that is also tied, I will devise a "sudden death" tiebreaker.."

A nade is a vote basically. If you choose not to vote for someone on the island, (or blown up for this round) you can't have a tied vote. There would be no votes for anyone other than the dead guy. So then you're throwing people off the island for good strategy with a rule that isn't stated. It would be the same if everyone decided not to vote this round. Everyone would get kicked off except the dead dude, but he can't win because he's dead. So then everyone would have to be let back on the island or you would have to kick off the two with the highest wound count. Once again, not a vote against them as stated in the rules so you're bringing out the tiebreaker without justification according to the rules.

I know, I know, I'm a dick for bringing this up. I had an energy drink about 20 minutes ago and my mind is really pumping out **** and I'm argumentive today. :)

OldDudetheYounger
04-01-2005, 09:59 AM
Gotta love the squirming going on today!

Sideburn
04-01-2005, 10:04 AM
Gotta love the squirming going on today!
It is indeed funny. None of my proposals will happen. I'm just throwing them out there for the hell of it. I blame Monster and their wonderful energy drinks.